Most irritating everyday body function?

[Shaun]

...I'm struggling for topics, as you can tell. (poll coming)

[King Gizzard]

Hiccups

[Locke.]

Those two tiny ball things under your tongue where water comes from.. They are all I can concentrate on when I'm eating

[Shaun]

-voted hiccups (especially when other people have them), sleep-jolts-things (I put the formal term in the poll, I don't know why I'm still calling them this) and other since getting something in your eye is equally annoying but not really a function-

[Ramsay]

eye twitches

[CharlieO]

Those two tiny ball things under your tongue where water comes from.. They are all I can concentrate on when I'm eating

Under your Tongue? I swear mine are up in the cheeks of my mouth?

[CharlieO]

Leg cramps. I don't know wheter it's counted as a bodily function but it happens to me more often than nose bleeds and kills.

[Lee.]

Those two tiny ball things under your tongue where water comes from.. They are all I can concentrate on when I'm eating

:joker:

[Harry!]

On myself coughing, It is so annoying when you cough it is so loud and it hurts :(.

I don't have eye twiches or Hypnic jerks, not that I know of anyway.

I don't mind sneezing :laugh:. Just it can be a bit of a pain afterwoods if you need to clean up :laugh:.

I HATE it when other people sniff, It REALLY IRRITATES ME! Blow your noes for god sake!

[Redway]

Definitely nosebleeds. I've been a sufferer for years, and, believe me, it's not fun.

[seanraff07]

Hiccups

[Lee.]

My hiccups are ridiculous! And they hurt really badly after a while!

[Ninastar]

flatulence :bawling:

haha im kidding, I hate hiccups and like you said its worse when other people have them i hate jumping in my sleep cause i always wake up too hot and i feel horrible. its been happening alot more recently too D:

I always have a problem with my eyes and contact lenses. its so annoying. not really a body function, but hey ho

[Smithy]

My stomach made a really loud noise today in an exam, Embarrassing D:

[ILoveTRW]

Falling in my sleep

[Angus]

That involuntary expulsion of a bit of wee when you cough or laugh too hard (or maybe that's just restricted to women who've had children):shocked:

[Z]

Of the listed options, sneezes are the most irritating 'cause I sneeze a fair bit and it's a nuisance. I also chose Other 'cause rumbling stomach and leg cramps are just the worst things ever!

[Lee.]

That involuntary expulsion of a bit of wee when you cough or laugh too hard (or maybe that's just restricted to women who've had children):shocked: :laugh3:
Angus! Didn't you do your pelvic floor exercises?!
Hahaha.. I have not as yet had this problem and can only put it down to a strong, well exercised pelvic floor or the fact that I have never given birth naturally :)

[Omah]

I HATE it when other people sniff, It REALLY IRRITATES ME! Blow your noes for god sake!

Yeah, sniffers ..... especially those who gargle with the resultant nasal extract ..... :eek:

[Lee.]

I can't STAND people who think it is acceptable to blow their nose in a restaurant! It's ****ing disgusting!

[Boothy]

The little shiver you sometimes get when you have a piss is annoying. It's hard enough to aim as it is :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Those two tiny ball things under your tongue where water comes from.. They are all I can concentrate on when I'm eating

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[Jords]

What is flatulence?

[Smithy]

What is flatulence?

:laugh2:


farting

[Boothy]

What is flatulence?

Farts

[Boothy]

Just realised how funny the word 'fart' is when you say it out loud :laugh2:

FART!

[BBfanUSA]

Going to the Bathroom

[Kerry]

From those, hiccups. I HATE them

[Kerry]

Just realised how funny the word 'fart' is when you say it out loud :laugh2:

FART!

I remember when I was a kid I never dared to say it as I thought it was swearing :joker:

[onlinebigbrother12344]

most annoyn has to be eye twitchs... no one else can see them but you can feel them!

[Kerry]

most annoyn has to be eye twitchs... no one else can see them but you can feel them!

They can be seen if you look close. I think they happen when tired or stressed

['Conor]

omfg Hiccups ! i get them very rarely but when i do they last for like 4 hours :(

[GypsyGoth]

Pain is annoying.

[Jords]

:laugh2:


farting

Farts

Oh :joker:


Well that if you need to keep it in, but I hate that feeling of needing to hiccup once theyve gone most o.o

Oh and needing to sneeze but not actually sneezing.

[Pyramid*]

Not an 'everyday' function - but I hate when you get an itch, go to scratch it - only to find that the itch isn't where it seemed to be - and you go around scratching random parts of you to find the connecting nerve - and where the real itch is!!!

That's friggin' annoying to hell !!

[Daniel R]

Hiccups.

They need to die.

[Boothy]

Not an 'everyday' function - but I hate when you get an itch, go to scratch it - only to find that the itch isn't where it seemed to be - and you go around scratching random parts of you to find the connecting nerve - and where the real itch is!!!

That's friggin' annoying to hell !!

Reading this made, more or less, every part of my body itch.

[Smithy]

Scratching your arm feels good, even if you aren't itchy


























y'all tried it didn't you :evilgrin:

[Doogle]

No I didn't

[Kerry]

I always have a right good scratch of my arms and legs in the bath. It feels divine!!!!

*weird alert*

[Kerry]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh I hiccupped

[Benjamin]

most annoyn has to be eye twitchs... no one else can see them but you can feel them!

This! I hate eye twitches so much!

[joeysteele]

Hiccups,thankfully I don't get them often,usually only if I have a very hot drink but they also really irritate me when others have them too, often at Uni at a lecture when someone else has them it really irritates and distracts me, I find I concentrate on that rather than the lecture.

[Lee.]

My amazing cure for all you hiccups sufferers:

Take a glass of water and place an ALL METAL knife in it..no plastic handles. Now rest the knife against your cheek as you take a few sips of the water.

Works every time for me :)

[CharlieO]

My amazing cure for all you hiccups sufferers:

Take a glass of water and place an ALL METAL knife in it..no plastic handles. Now rest the knife against your cheek as you take a few sips of the water.

Works every time for me :)

I have a simpler way works everytime.

Get a glass of water. Sip then count to 3. Sip again then count to 3. Do this about 6/7 times and they will be gone.

[Niamh.]

Hiccups, I hate them so much but I have found the only way to actually get rid of them

[Niamh.]

those, stand on your head while holding your breath and drinking water methods never work

[CharlieO]

those, stand on your head while holding your breath and drinking water methods never work

True but just drinking sips of water at three second staggered intervals works every time.

[Niamh.]

True but just drinking sips of water at three second staggered intervals works every time.

I guarantee you that would not work for me

[Chuck]

Waking up :sad:

[CharlieO]

I guarantee you that would not work for me

Next time you have hiccups try it.

[Vicky.]

Hiccups. Definitely.

[Niamh.]

Next time you have hiccups try it.

sipping water? I have done, tried every method you can think of, the only thing that actually works for me (and it's only a last resort if I've had them ages) is to make myself sick

[Vicky.]

those, stand on your head while holding your breath and drinking water methods never work
Ugh. I always try this even though it doesnt work.

I just hiccup inside instead, instead of taking little quick breaths I just kinda vibrate and it hurts D:

[joeysteele]

My amazing cure for all you hiccups sufferers:

Take a glass of water and place an ALL METAL knife in it..no plastic handles. Now rest the knife against your cheek as you take a few sips of the water.

Works every time for me :)

Hardly a scientific result but I tried this after reading your post with a friend at Uni who had hiccups bad, and it worked,he's amazed.

(I did concede by the way, it wasn't really my idea but that I read it from some other very clever person).

[Jordan.]

Hiccups or rumbling belly especially during an exam o_o

[Lee.]

sipping water? I have done, tried every method you can think of, the only thing that actually works for me (and it's only a last resort if I've had them ages) is to make myself sick
:laugh2: that's probably the most extreme remedy I have heard of!

Hardly a scientific result but I tried this after reading your post with a friend at Uni who had hiccups bad, and it worked,he's amazed.

(I did concede by the way, it wasn't really my idea but that I read it from some other very clever person).
It's amazing isn't it?! :amazed:

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: that's probably the most extreme remedy I have heard of!


It's amazing isn't it?! :amazed:

lmao, it's the only thing that actually works for me and I hate them with a passion! I will try the knife thing first though next time:joker:

[joeysteele]

:laugh2: that's probably the most extreme remedy I have heard of!


It's amazing isn't it?! :amazed:

It certainly was, he had them for over 45 minutes and I remembered what you posted.He was amazed too. Well done Happyland.

[CharlieO]

lmao, it's the only thing that actually works for me and I hate them with a passion! I will try the knife thing first though next time:joker:

I wouldn't be able to cope if I couldn't stop them. And I hate being sick so.
I feel for you.

[Niamh.]

I wouldn't be able to cope if I couldn't stop them. And I hate being sick so.
I feel for you.

being sick doesn't bother too much but I only do that if I have them for ages and can't get rid of them!

[Shasown]

being sick doesn't bother too much but I only do that if I have them for ages and can't get rid of them!

I would be carefull with that Naimh it might be your inner anorexic trying to break out

[Niamh.]

I would be carefull with that Naimh it might be your inner anorexic trying to break out

lmao, no I love food far too much to ever become anorexic!:joker:

[Shasown]

lmao, no I love food far too much to ever become anorexic!:joker:

Yeah so we heard!!! :joker:

Wasnt it John Prescott who admitted to having bulimia?

[Lee.]

I have Bulimia...

... I just forget to throw up. :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I have Bulimia...

... I just forget to throw up. :laugh:

:laugh2:

[Livia]

....Oh and needing to sneeze but not actually sneezing.

Ooo yeah, that's annoying.

[Livia]

Yeah so we heard!!! :joker:

Wasnt it John Prescott who admitted to having bulimia?


I don't think he had bulimia, I think he had anorexia. Every time he looked in the mirror he thought he was fat.