Past Life Analysis

[Niall]

Go here (http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/index.html) and put in your date of birth and it'll give you an 'analysis of your past life'.

I did mine and got this:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmspkdm4ot1qfbyheo1_500.jpg

The bit about Psychology shocked me cause I like wanna be a Psychologist. The last two bits were shockingly accurate. :shocked:

[Smithy]

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South India around the year 1225. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.

what complete and utter bull****

[Jords]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people. Do you remember now?

I had a vag :O

[GypsyGoth]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central Africa around the year 1350. Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.

I'm not sure I believe that.

[Lee.]

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia
around the year 1450.
Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.
Do you remember now?

Liberia?? That would make complete sense actually! I'm permanently cold!

[Boothy]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yugoslavia around the year 750. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret. Do you remember now?

I don't know why I do things like this because I never believe any of it.

[Harry!]

http://i.imgur.com/3auDs.png

:l

I guess point 2 is sort of right :/ Many would disagree.

[Niall]

I had a vag :O

I also had a vag. :O

[Benjamin]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 700. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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:hugesmile:

[Niall]

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia
around the year 1450.
Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.
Do you remember now?

Liberia?? That would make complete sense actually! I'm permanently cold!

Liberia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia) is in sub saharan Africa. http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

[ILoveTRW]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Saudi Arabia around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.

if women in mordern day Saudi are not allowed jobs i highly doubt one in the 1700 had a one.

[Pyramid*]

:hugesmile:

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

[MTVN]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 1275. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!
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I wonder why we all had to wait hundreds of years between our last life and this one

[Lee.]

Liberia (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmspkdm4ot1qfbyheo1_500.jpg) is in sub saharan Africa. http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg
Ok ok smart arse! Since Novo broke my computer, I'm having to use my phone! It's not easy! :bawling:
:tongue:

[Pyramid*]

if women in mordern day Saudi are not allowed jobs i highly doubt one in the 1700 had a one.

Having lived in Saudi, I can safely say there aren't many forests about either !! :joker:

[Niall]

Ok ok smart arse! Since Novo broke my computer, I'm having to use my phone! It's not easy! :bawling:
:tongue:

Pmsl awwww. :hug: :trolleyes:

[Kerry]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern New Guinea around the year 725. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?


Yes of course.....

[Jordan.]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Sumatra around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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Do you remember now?

No

[Lee.]

Pmsl awwww. :hug: :trolleyes:
:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South India around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.

[cub]

Claptrap. But fun to read.

[Chuck]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Thailand around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.
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:laugh3:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'm gunna believe it as i was a male spy/detective or musician :D


I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 1750. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

Do you remember now?

[Chuck]

You always liked investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

No wonder you get along with Stacey :joker:

[joeysteele]

So that means every single person who puts in the same birthdate gets the exact same year they were last here and all the same desciptions too.
Good bit of fun though I guess.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Random b ollocks generator for the gullible