Bastard crisps!

[Benjamin]

I love crisps but I just sliced the top of my mouth open on one. :sad:

It is so panful and now my mouth is full of blood. Stupid things.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

be grateful they arent salt and vinegar gurl

[Benjamin]

be grateful they arent salt and vinegar gurl

They're ready salted. :bawling:

[Smithy]

i thought the title said battered crisps, i was so confused reading the op :joker:

[Z]

They're ready salted. :bawling:

well it's your own bloody fault for being so lame - who willingly eats ready salted crisps!? they're like the runt of the litter. and that's how you'll be remembered. RUNT.



(but I feel your pain, that's happened to me before, SO PAINFUL!)

[Benjamin]

well it's your own bloody fault for being so lame - who willingly eats ready salted crisps!? they're like the runt of the litter. and that's how you'll be remembered. RUNT.



(but I feel your pain, that's happened to me before, SO PAINFUL!)

Sea salt and cracked black pepper to be precise. :tongue:


And ready salted are much better than the lame flavours such as Prawn Cocktail.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you did not just say that

prawn cocktail >>>

[Smithy]

Salt & Vinegar >

[Z]

Sea salt and cracked black pepper to be precise. :tongue:


And ready salted are much better than the lame flavours such as Prawn Cocktail.

:shocked:!!! SLUT! Prawn Cocktail is my favourite flavour! Although I hate actual prawns with a passion, so I've no idea what I'm playing at in all honesty.

[seanraff07]

Crisps > any other snack

[Josy]

Ready salted> everything else.

[Smithy]

Ready salted> everything else.

boring bitch

[Benjamin]

Prawn Cocktail is a lame flavour for lame people.

/truefact

[Niall]

^So true.

Cheese & Onion >>

[Boothy]

McCoys Flamed Grilled Stake > all other crisps.

[Josy]

boring bitch

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg165/CharlieKilo22/slap.gif

[seanraff07]

Steak McCoys and Beef Hula Hoops :love:

[Z]

Prawn Cocktail is a lame flavour for lame people.

/truefact

Ready Salted is a boring flavour for boring people.

/truefact

[Boothy]

Steak McCoys and Beef Hula Hoops :love:

Yes! Meat crisps :love:

[Benjamin]

Ready Salted is a boring flavour for boring people.

/truefact

No, it's a normal flavour for people who don't need their huge personality represented by a crisp. ;)

[Josy]

Ready Salted is a boring flavour for boring people.

/truefact

Dont be dissing the ready salted Zee :nono:

Ready salted frisps :love:

[Benjamin]

Steak McCoys and Beef Hula Hoops :love:

Good choices. :hugesmile:

(much better than Scott and Zee's lame crisp flavour)

[Smithy]

wtf is a frisp

[CharlieO]

No, it's a normal flavour for people who don't need their huge personality represented by a crisp. ;)

:laugh2:

But Ready Salted > Other flavours

But Hula Hoops > All other potato snacks
(plus hula hoops wont injure you and you can put them on you're fingers.)

[seanraff07]

Yes! Meat crisps :love:

Agreed :)

[Benjamin]

wtf is a frisp

A brand of crisp. :tongue:

[Lee.]

Frisps are amazon!

[Smithy]

A brand of crisp. :tongue:

Frisps are amazon!

IM SO CONFUSED :bawling:

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:

But Ready Salted > Other flavours

But Hula Hoops > All other potato snacks
(plus hula hoops wont injure you and you can put them on you're fingers.)

That's a lie! I remember as I kid I put them on my fingers and would often bite the crisp too hard and sink my fangs into my digits. :sad:

[Josy]

wtf is a frisp

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gnim0Om6Pl8/TdK-LmQrmaI/AAAAAAAAAEE/Udc7uCl2L20/s1600/photo-4.jpg

[Benjamin]

Frisps are amazon!

You on crack again?

[seanraff07]

Good choices. :hugesmile:

(much better than Scott and Zee's lame crisp flavour)

:D... I agree with Boothy, any Meat crisps will do me

[Z]

No, it's a normal flavour for people who don't need their huge personality represented by a crisp. ;)

Yeah or for people who don't have a personality and express that through their boring choice of crisp flavour! Pff!


Prawn Cocktail on the other hand is for fabulous people such as Scott and myself!

[Benjamin]

Yeah or for people who don't have a personality and express that through their boring choice of crisp flavour! Pff!


Prawn Cocktail on the other hand is for fabulous people such as Scott and myself!


Or perverts who need to fulfill their fish intake. ;)

[Smithy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gnim0Om6Pl8/TdK-LmQrmaI/AAAAAAAAAEE/Udc7uCl2L20/s1600/photo-4.jpg

we have them here but, they're called crisps

[CharlieO]

That's a lie! I remember as I kid I put them on my fingers and would often bite the crisp too hard and sink my fangs into my digits. :sad:

Well thats your fault then not the crisps.
Only a bad workman blames his tools.

[Z]

Or perverts who need to fulfill their fish intake. ;)

As opposed to creeps who love the taste of salt? ;)



-starts an anti-ready salted crisps gang-

[Benjamin]

we have them here but, they're called crisps

They are called Frisps over here too! :tongue:

[Benjamin]

As opposed to creeps who love the taste of salt? ;)



-starts an anti-ready salted crisps gang-

I like being a creep with a penchant for salty goods in my mouth. ;)

[Vicky.]

Frazzles>>>>>


And they arent dangerous either :laugh:

[Z]

I like being a creep with a penchant for salty goods in my mouth. ;)

I think you're just jealous of how much pr0n, cock and tail I'm getting, aren't you?




I think I've taken this too far

[Benjamin]

I think you're just jealous of how much pr0n, cock and tail I'm getting, aren't you?




I think I've taken this too far

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

Well add fuels to flames I tried to put out with him this morning why dont you greg

[Z]

Well add fuels to flames I tried to put out with him this morning why dont you greg

What did you do?

[Benjamin]

What did you do?

It was me. I confused you with someone else and not one person pointed it out until this morning. :sad:

[Z]

It was me. I confused you with someone else and not one person pointed it out until this morning. :sad:

Now I'm confused. You thought what was me? When? How? Why? Can I get pregnant from this?!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Frazzles>>>>>


And they arent dangerous either :laugh:

:worship:

[Benjamin]

Now I'm confused. You thought what was me? When? How? Why? Can I get pregnant from this?!

For some reason I thought you were gay. :blush:

But Smithy pointed this out to me earlier and I realised I had the wrong person, but neither you or anyone else from last night corrected me. :sad:

And you already are pregnant from this. :evilgrin:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

For some reason I thought you were gay. :blush:

http://i.imgur.com/x4eE8.gif

[Z]

For some reason I thought you were gay. :blush:

But Smithy pointed this out to me earlier and I realised I had the wrong person, but neither you or anyone else from last night corrected me. :sad:

And you already are pregnant from this. :evilgrin:


That'd probably because I was piecing a male :laugh2: but never mind that, I'M PREGNANT?! -throws self out of TiBB Towers-

[Josy]

we have them here but, they're called crisps

:crazy:

[Benjamin]

That'd probably because I was piecing a male :laugh2: but never mind that, I'M PREGNANT?! -throws self out of TiBB Towers-

Never call it that, you sound like Scott! :nono:


Yes you are pregnant with Vicky's child. :evilgrin:

[Niall]

Frazzles>>>>>


And they arent dangerous either :laugh:

:worship:

[Z]

Never call it that, you sound like Scott! :nono:


Yes you are pregnant with Vicky's child. :evilgrin:

I could never be like Scott :bawling: - I just read the conversation you guys had hahah, sorry if you felt stupid, you were right! I just don't make a point of discussing my love life on here (mostly because I haven't had one for three and a half years, pahahah)

[Benjamin]

I could never be like Scott :bawling: - I just read the conversation you guys had hahah, sorry if you felt stupid, you were right! I just don't make a point of discussing my love life on here (mostly because I haven't had one for three and a half years, pahahah)

Oh I'm confused again. :sad:

I haven't had a love life in about 2 years either. Sex and dates don't count. :sad:

[Z]

Oh I'm confused again. :sad:

I haven't had a love life in about 2 years either. Sex and dates don't count. :sad:

What's confusing you now? Is it this erotic squirrel costume I've been wearing for the past hour? I'm sorry, I'll put my bushy tail away.

[Benjamin]

What's confusing you now? Is it this erotic squirrel costume I've been wearing for the past hour? I'm sorry, I'll put my bushy tail away.

Yes, it's that squirrel outfit. I told you, my nuts are not for the taking. :tongue:

[Z]

Yes, it's that squirrel outfit. I told you, my nuts are not for the taking. :tongue:

but I just want to hibenate :hugesmile: lololol

[Benjamin]

but I just want to hibenate :hugesmile: lololol

Scott knows a few good places to hibernate. ;)

[Pyramid*]

I love crisps but I just sliced the top of my mouth open on one. :sad:

It is so panful and now my mouth is full of blood. Stupid things.


Ouch. :sad:

Another sore one is when you put a some into your mouth, bite down - and one very conveniently (and very painfully), manages to slip between two teeth: and as you bite down to crunch on them: the force of your biting down, pushes the crisp right up, between the teeth and slices up into your gum.

That's a major pisser too.

[Benjamin]

Ouch. :sad:

Another sore one is when you put a some into your mouth, bite down - and one very conveniently (and very painfully), manages to slip between two teeth: and as you bite down to crunch on them: the force of your biting down, pushes the crisp right up, between the teeth and slices up into your gum.

That's a major pisser too.

I hate when that happens! :sad: