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Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:05 AM
Time for some light hearted adult style fun, with the daft playfulness and giggles that adult humour and double entendrees.... :evilgrin:

Let's try and get a conversational thread going with the inevitable fun going.

I'll start it off with....
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If you have one, what do you call your pussy? ;)

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:15 AM
Let me tickle your pussy Pyr - what do you call her when purrs

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:17 AM
Let me tickle your pussy Pyr - what do you call her when purrs


Pussy is very selective in who she allows to tickle her.

what do I call her when she purrs?

errmm....... very lucky !! :cheer2:

Talking of purring things.. you're a motor man.... what's your engine size then?

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:22 AM
Pussy is very selective in who she allows to tickle her.

what do I call her when she purrs?

errmm....... very lucky !! :cheer2:

Talking of purring things.. you're a motor man.... what's your engine size then?

small but well oiled!

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:24 AM
small but well oiled!

Well oiled huh?? What lubricant do you prefer?

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:26 AM
Take a look at my crankshaft - it may need work

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:28 AM
Well oiled huh?? What lubricant do you prefer?

I think the MG might have been better in 1969 - how is your motor doing wee pal?

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:32 AM
Take a look at my crankshaft - it may need work

Take more than the offer of a quick look to get me on my back to inspect under carriages!! :nono: :hugesmile:

I think the MG might have been better in 1969 - how is your motor doing wee pal?


69 is so over rated.

Motor sitting idle at the moment. In fact, given the Scottish climate, I think it might actually be getting wet? Must have a wee look !!! PSML

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:33 AM
Is it raining up your end Pyr?

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:36 AM
Is it raining up your end Pyr?

Actually....you'd have to go down

Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:40 AM
Actually....you'd have to go down

Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)

I see - you want that first! Demanding bitch!!!!

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:44 AM
I see - you want that first! Demanding bitch!!!!

Ahh.... you like the passive type. Mmmm... !!! I see where you're coming from...

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:46 AM
cuming from where you demanding bitch! I'm a quiet lad with a soft top

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:47 AM
cuming from where you demanding bitch! I'm a quiet lad with a soft top

You don't have a hard helmet? :o Oh....... that's not good Clays, not good at all.

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:48 AM
You don't have a hard helmet? :o Oh....... that's not good Clays, not good at all.

I do own a hard-top in black

Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:49 AM
Hard top needs shined - want to help pal?

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:55 AM
I do own a hard-top in black

Hard top needs shined - want to help pal?


Put your hard top away in the summer time do you.....

Not sure of black. I know what they say - but not sure it would float my boat!

Claymores
18-06-2011, 12:02 PM
Put your hard top away in the summer time do you.....

Not sure of black. I know what they say - but not sure it would float my boat!

Pyr - i'm just a softie for the summer - you can make it hard

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 12:10 PM
Pyr - i'm just a softie for the summer - you can make it hard


Summer soft top.....been there,seen it, done it .

You forget, this is the experienced one you're talking to here. Pfft.....

I could give you a hard time... I am very good at doing that (or say it's said!!) :bigsmile:

Ammi
18-06-2011, 12:52 PM
:amazed: Do you two need a room:joker:

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 12:54 PM
:amazed: Do you two need a room:joker:


LOL

Room enough for three rhino. Ménage à trois if you prefer!!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
18-06-2011, 12:55 PM
*_*

Ammi
18-06-2011, 01:00 PM
LOL

Room enough for three rhino. Ménage à trois if you prefer!!

lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:01 PM
*_*

*guesses Scott doesn't know what double entendre means* :hugesmile:

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:02 PM
lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:

Backing out....or backing up !!

it's not a flirt thread rhino... it's a wee light hearted fun thread based!

Ammi
18-06-2011, 01:08 PM
Backing out....or backing up !!

it's not a flirt thread rhino... it's a wee light hearted fun thread based!

Oh yeah cool its funny to read - I'm just way out of my depth:hugesmile:

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:12 PM
Oh yeah cool its funny to read - I'm just way out of my depth:hugesmile:


lol !!:hugesmile:

Claymores managed to get into the thrust of it very quickly and it grew from there

Ammi
18-06-2011, 01:16 PM
lol !!:hugesmile:

Claymores managed to get into the thrust of it very quickly and it grew from there

see it took me about 3 minutes to get that - told you I was rubbish:blush:

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:18 PM
see it took me about 3 minutes to get that - told you I was rubbish:blush:

Sometime 3 minutes is all it takes. :D and that indeed.... is rubbish!!:devil:

Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:23 PM
lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:

showing your bum? this is supposed to be quiet you hussy!

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:27 PM
showing your bum? this is supposed to be quiet you hussy!

I bet you'd love to get your mittens on a hussy!! quiet or otherwise!:hugesmile:

Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:27 PM
Sometime 3 minutes is all it takes. :D and that indeed.... is rubbish!!:devil:

3 minutes OMG - I thought 30 seconds was good!

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:30 PM
3 minutes OMG - I thought 30 seconds was good!


Us 'wummin' will decide what's good !!

Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:35 PM
I cannot use this thread as being accused of flirting with a bloke OP

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:39 PM
I cannot use this thread as being accused of flirting with a bloke OP


Superb !! pmsl :joker:



http://skreened.com/render-product/q/u/k/qukigaodqfjeymawmnca/i-have-the-pussy-so-i-make-the-rules-t-shirt.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.light-pink.w335h380z1.jpg

Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:46 PM
When does she have to get wormed?

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:48 PM
When does she have to get wormed?

My pussy does not have worms. :o

You sick animal that you are!!:D

She gets a seeing to every few months!!

Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:57 PM
My pussy does not have worms. :o

You sick animal that you are!!:D

She gets a seeing to every few months!!

poor pussy - only every few months - who looks after her?

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:00 PM
poor pussy - only every few months - who looks after her?

I manage to attend to her all by myself - I like to be iindependent.

What's black, white, red and can't turn round in a lift?

Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:08 PM
What's black, white, red and can't turn round in a lift?

I'll buy it - what is it?

Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:13 PM
When you go on holiday, what do you do with your pussy Pyr?

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:13 PM
I'll buy it - what is it?

A nun with a javelin through her neck!

*grabs coat and runs out of thread*

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:15 PM
When you go on holiday, what do you do with your pussy Pyr?


She of course has a wee holiday of her own... you don't expect me to leave her do you !!:o:D

Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:16 PM
A nun with a javelin through her neck!

*grabs coat and runs out of thread*

Not allowed until you tell the crowd how you treated your pussy while in Portugal

Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:18 PM
She of course has a wee holiday of her own... you don't expect me to leave her do you !!:o:D

Good to hear - you tend her well

Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:20 PM
Not allowed until you tell the crowd how you treated your pussy while in Portugal


Pussy was well cared for, pampered you might say and given lots of TLC !

enough of this tomfoolery: eyes are popping out of my head ...

(and if ever I gave you an opening there for the next pun....... ) !!!

Few things I must attend to. I shall leave you on that note !!

Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:44 PM
Actually....you'd have to go down

Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)

Pyr obvoiusly likes a man who is working down South - Plymouth?

Jords
18-06-2011, 02:50 PM
:joker:

Shaun
19-06-2011, 12:42 AM
this is the most boring porn I have ever read.

King Gizzard
19-06-2011, 12:45 AM
Hehehe let me tickle you on the ankle hehehe

Vicky.
03-07-2011, 03:37 AM
this is the most boring porn I have ever read.

:laugh:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
03-07-2011, 05:31 AM
omg srsly

http://i.imgur.com/310wEh.jpg

Pyramid*
03-07-2011, 09:23 AM
omg srsly



I'm thinking Scott that you need to 'srsly' work on your double entendrees.

You're not quite getting into the gist of it .....:joker:

Benjamin
27-08-2014, 11:14 PM
this is the most boring porn I have ever read.

:laugh:

Marsh.
27-08-2014, 11:15 PM
omg srsly

http://i.imgur.com/310wEh.jpg

Psychic.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
27-08-2014, 11:36 PM
:worry: