View Full Version : The Adult Double Entendree Thread....
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:05 AM
Time for some light hearted adult style fun, with the daft playfulness and giggles that adult humour and double entendrees.... :evilgrin:
Let's try and get a conversational thread going with the inevitable fun going.
I'll start it off with....
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If you have one, what do you call your pussy? ;)
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:15 AM
Let me tickle your pussy Pyr - what do you call her when purrs
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:17 AM
Let me tickle your pussy Pyr - what do you call her when purrs
Pussy is very selective in who she allows to tickle her.
what do I call her when she purrs?
errmm....... very lucky !! :cheer2:
Talking of purring things.. you're a motor man.... what's your engine size then?
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:22 AM
Pussy is very selective in who she allows to tickle her.
what do I call her when she purrs?
errmm....... very lucky !! :cheer2:
Talking of purring things.. you're a motor man.... what's your engine size then?
small but well oiled!
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:24 AM
small but well oiled!
Well oiled huh?? What lubricant do you prefer?
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:26 AM
Take a look at my crankshaft - it may need work
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:28 AM
Well oiled huh?? What lubricant do you prefer?
I think the MG might have been better in 1969 - how is your motor doing wee pal?
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:32 AM
Take a look at my crankshaft - it may need work
Take more than the offer of a quick look to get me on my back to inspect under carriages!! :nono: :hugesmile:
I think the MG might have been better in 1969 - how is your motor doing wee pal?
69 is so over rated.
Motor sitting idle at the moment. In fact, given the Scottish climate, I think it might actually be getting wet? Must have a wee look !!! PSML
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:33 AM
Is it raining up your end Pyr?
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:36 AM
Is it raining up your end Pyr?
Actually....you'd have to go down
Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:40 AM
Actually....you'd have to go down
Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)
I see - you want that first! Demanding bitch!!!!
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:44 AM
I see - you want that first! Demanding bitch!!!!
Ahh.... you like the passive type. Mmmm... !!! I see where you're coming from...
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:46 AM
cuming from where you demanding bitch! I'm a quiet lad with a soft top
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:47 AM
cuming from where you demanding bitch! I'm a quiet lad with a soft top
You don't have a hard helmet? :o Oh....... that's not good Clays, not good at all.
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:48 AM
You don't have a hard helmet? :o Oh....... that's not good Clays, not good at all.
I do own a hard-top in black
Claymores
18-06-2011, 11:49 AM
Hard top needs shined - want to help pal?
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 11:55 AM
I do own a hard-top in black
Hard top needs shined - want to help pal?
Put your hard top away in the summer time do you.....
Not sure of black. I know what they say - but not sure it would float my boat!
Claymores
18-06-2011, 12:02 PM
Put your hard top away in the summer time do you.....
Not sure of black. I know what they say - but not sure it would float my boat!
Pyr - i'm just a softie for the summer - you can make it hard
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 12:10 PM
Pyr - i'm just a softie for the summer - you can make it hard
Summer soft top.....been there,seen it, done it .
You forget, this is the experienced one you're talking to here. Pfft.....
I could give you a hard time... I am very good at doing that (or say it's said!!) :bigsmile:
:amazed: Do you two need a room:joker:
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 12:54 PM
:amazed: Do you two need a room:joker:
LOL
Room enough for three rhino. Ménage à trois if you prefer!!
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
18-06-2011, 12:55 PM
*_*
LOL
Room enough for three rhino. Ménage à trois if you prefer!!
lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:01 PM
*_*
*guesses Scott doesn't know what double entendre means* :hugesmile:
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:02 PM
lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:
Backing out....or backing up !!
it's not a flirt thread rhino... it's a wee light hearted fun thread based!
Backing out....or backing up !!
it's not a flirt thread rhino... it's a wee light hearted fun thread based!
Oh yeah cool its funny to read - I'm just way out of my depth:hugesmile:
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:12 PM
Oh yeah cool its funny to read - I'm just way out of my depth:hugesmile:
lol !!:hugesmile:
Claymores managed to get into the thrust of it very quickly and it grew from there
lol !!:hugesmile:
Claymores managed to get into the thrust of it very quickly and it grew from there
see it took me about 3 minutes to get that - told you I was rubbish:blush:
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:18 PM
see it took me about 3 minutes to get that - told you I was rubbish:blush:
Sometime 3 minutes is all it takes. :D and that indeed.... is rubbish!!:devil:
Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:23 PM
lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:
showing your bum? this is supposed to be quiet you hussy!
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:27 PM
showing your bum? this is supposed to be quiet you hussy!
I bet you'd love to get your mittens on a hussy!! quiet or otherwise!:hugesmile:
Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:27 PM
Sometime 3 minutes is all it takes. :D and that indeed.... is rubbish!!:devil:
3 minutes OMG - I thought 30 seconds was good!
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:30 PM
3 minutes OMG - I thought 30 seconds was good!
Us 'wummin' will decide what's good !!
Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:35 PM
I cannot use this thread as being accused of flirting with a bloke OP
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:39 PM
I cannot use this thread as being accused of flirting with a bloke OP
Superb !! pmsl :joker:
http://skreened.com/render-product/q/u/k/qukigaodqfjeymawmnca/i-have-the-pussy-so-i-make-the-rules-t-shirt.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.light-pink.w335h380z1.jpg
Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:46 PM
When does she have to get wormed?
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 01:48 PM
When does she have to get wormed?
My pussy does not have worms. :o
You sick animal that you are!!:D
She gets a seeing to every few months!!
Claymores
18-06-2011, 01:57 PM
My pussy does not have worms. :o
You sick animal that you are!!:D
She gets a seeing to every few months!!
poor pussy - only every few months - who looks after her?
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:00 PM
poor pussy - only every few months - who looks after her?
I manage to attend to her all by myself - I like to be iindependent.
What's black, white, red and can't turn round in a lift?
Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:08 PM
What's black, white, red and can't turn round in a lift?
I'll buy it - what is it?
Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:13 PM
When you go on holiday, what do you do with your pussy Pyr?
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:13 PM
I'll buy it - what is it?
A nun with a javelin through her neck!
*grabs coat and runs out of thread*
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:15 PM
When you go on holiday, what do you do with your pussy Pyr?
She of course has a wee holiday of her own... you don't expect me to leave her do you !!:o:D
Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:16 PM
A nun with a javelin through her neck!
*grabs coat and runs out of thread*
Not allowed until you tell the crowd how you treated your pussy while in Portugal
Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:18 PM
She of course has a wee holiday of her own... you don't expect me to leave her do you !!:o:D
Good to hear - you tend her well
Pyramid*
18-06-2011, 02:20 PM
Not allowed until you tell the crowd how you treated your pussy while in Portugal
Pussy was well cared for, pampered you might say and given lots of TLC !
enough of this tomfoolery: eyes are popping out of my head ...
(and if ever I gave you an opening there for the next pun....... ) !!!
Few things I must attend to. I shall leave you on that note !!
Claymores
18-06-2011, 02:44 PM
Actually....you'd have to go down
Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)
Pyr obvoiusly likes a man who is working down South - Plymouth?
Jords
18-06-2011, 02:50 PM
:joker:
Shaun
19-06-2011, 12:42 AM
this is the most boring porn I have ever read.
King Gizzard
19-06-2011, 12:45 AM
Hehehe let me tickle you on the ankle hehehe
Vicky.
03-07-2011, 03:37 AM
this is the most boring porn I have ever read.
:laugh:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
03-07-2011, 05:31 AM
omg srsly
http://i.imgur.com/310wEh.jpg
Pyramid*
03-07-2011, 09:23 AM
omg srsly
I'm thinking Scott that you need to 'srsly' work on your double entendrees.
You're not quite getting into the gist of it .....:joker:
Benjamin
27-08-2014, 11:14 PM
this is the most boring porn I have ever read.
:laugh:
Marsh.
27-08-2014, 11:15 PM
omg srsly
http://i.imgur.com/310wEh.jpg
Psychic.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
27-08-2014, 11:36 PM
:worry:
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