If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what would you do?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would seduce novo

[InOne]

I can never get into this mentality lol I like being a guy and that's that

[Shasown]

Sit and play with my newly acquired breasts and vagina all day long.

[LemonJam]

Fondle my jubblies.

[Doogle]

Be a total bitch to everyone and blame it on my period so people don't get pissed off with me. :thumbs:

Nah idk. Probably act like a slut. :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

I can never get into this mentality lol I like being a guy and that's that

Same here.

[Stu]

Stick stuff up it.

[zotler.]

Fap, fap, fap. Be hilarious.

[Ninastar]

have a wank

[Patrick]

Finger my twat multiple times, probably go out and get ******ed and then go and find a really hot lesbian and romp - then I'd find another hot lesbian and have a threesome.

Then I'd go to the kitchen.

[Patrick]

Stick stuff up it.

This.

Literally EVERY Object.

[Stu]

probably go out and get ******ed
...

[InOne]

At the end of the day, I'd rather shag girls than be a girl

[Scarlett.]

Challenge Scott's title as the swan Queen

[Niall]

I would seduce Morgan. askldjfhag :lovedup:

[Z]

run for president lol xxx

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Exciting answer-wank all day and shag as many girls as possible.

boring answer-I would want it to be the full experience. I would want to see how the emotions really differentiate when men go through situations that a girl might go through aswell like how he really feels when he falls for a girl, how he feels about friends, his outlook on life, is it really better in a work place for man, how would he feel being viewed as a sexual object etc...

[joeysteele]

I honestly don't know, if I was told I could be female for a day if I wanted,I'd refuse to be.
Guess I am just happy being me and being Male.

[GypsyGoth]

I would have sex with everything that moved, and some of the stuff that doesn't move would get it too.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I would have sex with everything that moved, and some of the stuff that doesn't move would get it too.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Patrick]

...

What? If you were a girl you would think differently.

Plus It'd be interesting to see what the big deal is and experience sex from their POV - as it seems they have more variety and enjoyment than blokes.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i like being a guy though i wouldnt want to be a girl permanently

having a dick :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What? If you were a girl you would think differently.

Plus It'd be interesting to see what the big deal is and experience sex from their POV - as it seems they have more variety and enjoyment than blokes.

so basically you want sex with a man? :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dont have to be a girl to get that patrick :evilgrin:

-is not suggesting anything-

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i like being a guy though i wouldnt want to be a girl permanently

having a dick :love:

Is having a dick really all that great? You can easily get hurt from one simple kick and if you have a boner and someone pushes u into a wall it can break. :?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it is actually really amazing :lovedup:

i wanna know what having a minge is like though coz i had some guy try to do me up the arse the other week and it hurt like ****, and im wondering if its the same for girls coz if it is i dunno how the human race has survived so long tbh

[Smithy]

stand in the mirror naked seeing how high i can make my boobs bounce

[Ninastar]

-has got to try that now-


jkrowling

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

it is actually really amazing :lovedup:

i wanna know what having a minge is like though coz i had some guy try to do me up the arse the other week and it hurt like ****, and im wondering if its the same for girls coz if it is i dunno how the human race has survived so long tbh

I love having a minge except when it's period time. The asshole is tighter than a minge so it would naturally hurt a bit more than being ****ed in the poonani the first 2-3 times.

[Jords]

it is actually really amazing :lovedup:

i wanna know what having a minge is like though coz i had some guy try to do me up the arse the other week and it hurt like ****, and im wondering if its the same for girls coz if it is i dunno how the human race has survived so long tbh

lmao I thought you said youd not be taken up the bum?

stand in the mirror naked seeing how high i can make my boobs bounce

That would be fun :amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think it was like 2 weeks ago today -remembers coz is still a tad traumatized-

i was like gurl no this aint gonna happen and he was like yoy go on top and sit on it and i was like and this will help how?


and thats how i discovered im a top

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://files.stv.tv/img/articles/99754-west-lothian-village-proud-of-their-susan-boyle-410x230.jpg&sa=X&ei=t1z-Tdz1Aoev8gPk_LyzCQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc4FQ&usg=AFQjCNF4UAL6fml5c5MFZ7mdxuhrCR70pg

[Patrick]

so basically you want sex with a man? :laugh:

If I was a girl, yes.

I wouldn't want him to touch my minge or anything, nor would I give him a blow job - just a quick ride.

I always said if I was to be reincarnated as a girl I would definitely be a lesbian, but if I turned out to be ugly or have small tits I would kill myself and hope to be reincarnated as a better looking girl.

Lipstick Lesbians >>>>>>>>>>> Lisa from BB10

[Smithy]

"I wouldn't want him to touch my minge or anything"

do you know how sex works?

[Patrick]

it is actually really amazing :lovedup:

i wanna know what having a minge is like though coz i had some guy try to do me up the arse the other week and it hurt like ****, and im wondering if its the same for girls coz if it is i dunno how the human race has survived so long tbh

I asked this girl at school that about 2 weeks ago and she said it does hurt like ****** but the more you do it the wider your hole gets and it's all good fun from there, but it makes it a little awkward if you get a new boyfriend who tries to do Anal on you and realizes your hole is wider than his Cock - then it hits him that your Ex was bigger than he was.


True story, her words not mine.

[Patrick]

"I wouldn't want him to touch my minge or anything"

do you know how sex works?

Yes Smithy, but I don't like Men.

Well I do, we're legends - but I wouldn't want his disgusting tongue over my pretty pussy.
I would just hop on - hop off and then go to a Gay Bar and find a Lesbian.

[Z]

Yes Smithy, but I don't like Men.

Well I do, we're legends - but I wouldn't want his disgusting tongue over my pretty pussy.
I would just hop on - hop off and then go to a Gay Bar and find a Lesbian.


:laugh2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH hands down best post in this thread HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Patrick I love you haaaahhahahahaa :hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:laugh2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH hands down best post in this thread HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Patrick I love you haaaahhahahahaa :hugesmile:

i sigged it 10 minutes ago hands off bitch :nono:

[Z]

i sigged it 10 minutes ago hands off bitch :nono:

You're just wearing a cheap knock off of my original designer version. Screw you, Scat. -gives you a bitchy look-

[Ninastar]

so you wouldnt go down on a girl patrick?

[King Gizzard]

Sit there all day feeling my boobs obviously

(as if I don't do that anyway)

[Patrick]

so you wouldnt go down on a girl patrick?

I would for sure anytime - anywhere.

I'm just saying if I was a girl, I wouldn't let a bloke go down on me; get me?
It'd be like a 'Reserved for Chicks Only' Vagina.

[Ninastar]

i see, you would be a full on lezza

[Locke.]

Patrick would you go down on Caitlin?

[Z]

Patrick would you go down on Caitlin?

Locke, would you hold it against me?

[Ninastar]

bit personal :shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok who would **** who lets just get it all out in the open

zee
benjamin
novo

-will think of more later-

[Joe.]

:joker: Patrick's really landed himself in it here

[Locke.]

Scott would you take Joe's virginity?

[Locke.]

Locke, would you hold it against me?

It depends what it is am supposed to be holding :nono:

[Z]

It depends what it is am supposed to be holding :nono:

:evilgrin:

[Smithy]

:o

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott would you take Joe's virginity?

honestly no

[Patrick]

Patrick would you go down on Caitlin?

After a couple, yes.

[Patrick]

honestly no

What about a bag over his head?

[Patrick]

ok who would **** who lets just get it all out in the open

zee
benjamin
novo

-will think of more later-

:joker::joker::joker:


Hannah
Chels
Hannah
Hannah
Hannah

[Smithy]

After a couple, yes.

not that she'd let you :joker:

[Locke.]

The hair would just burn through the bag :dog:

[Shaun]

-puts on Teeth and invites Patrick over for a bottle of gin :evilgrin:-

[Shaun]

i didn't post that.

[Patrick]

not that she'd let you :joker:

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/699/699373/isouth-parki-smug-alert-20060330031520554-000.jpg

That's what you think Smithy.

[LemonJam]

omg rofl

[Joe.]

The hair would just burn through the bag :dog:

err excuse me?

I would insult you undoubtedly right now but I can't face another infraction as it means a ban. You continue my friend, you post has been reported and you are now in my bad books.

[Locke.]

Oh god how am I going to live with myself now

[Patrick]

The hair would just burn through the bag :dog:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:


Joe use this response:


http://rroyreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ron.jpg

'I'm warnin' you Locke!'

[Joe.]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/699/699373/isouth-parki-smug-alert-20060330031520554-000.jpg

That's what you think Smithy.

Not even joking that looks like you Patrick. if you took the beanie off and replaced it with a bit of hair it would be a spit of you.

[Doogle]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

yeah no offense patrick but i wouldnt let you and your caterpillar anywhere near me. no matter how many i had :)

[Joe.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:


Joe use this response:


http://rroyreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ron.jpg

'I'm warnin' you Locke!'




:joker::joker: It's funny cos my hair isn;t even that colour :xyxwave:

[Patrick]

Not even joking that looks like you Patrick. if you took the beanie off and replaced it with a bit of hair it would be a spit of you.

OMG I was told last night my Ben that I looked like Randy Marsh:

http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/RandyMarsh.jpg

And now this.

:amazed:

Thank You Joe.

[Smithy]

yeah no offense patrick but i wouldnt let you and your caterpillar anywhere near me. no matter how many i had :)

:laugh2:

[Joe.]

yeah no offense patrick but i wouldnt let you and your caterpillar anywhere near me. no matter how many i had :)

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Love the way Patrick thinks he's Hugh Hefner of something.

I think Patrick's so far in the closet he's halfway across narnia :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Oh god how am I going to live with myself now

It's okay, Locke. Everything is going to be okay.

[InOne]

I'm glad you were on about the other Joe D:

Such filth :bored:

[Patrick]

yeah no offense patrick but i wouldnt let you and your caterpillar anywhere near me. no matter how many i had :)

I haven't had my 'caterpillar' in about 5 Months bitch.

And your loss, because I once told [when I had my 'caterpillar'] that if I went down on a girl it would give a great 'Rabbit' effect.

Not sure if that was a compliment from her or not, but still.

[Ninastar]

god i must have missed out

[Jords]

How did you remember the dates? :L

[Shaun]

D:

the gloves, and the pants, are off.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'm glad you were on about the other Joe D:

Such filth :bored:

i would **** you :amazed:

[Patrick]

How did you remember the dates? :L

I don't rofl
It just made the post sound more epic.

[Locke.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8dgf9Tnr1qf1rky.gif

[Jords]

I don't rofl
It just made the post sound more epic.

:laugh2:

[InOne]

i would **** you :amazed:

wat

[Doogle]

Scott one member at a time :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

whats BBM?

[Ninastar]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcaymkDky1qztpws.gif

[Joe.]

Scott who's that in your avatar?

[Shaun]

patrick did you save that gif after I used it on you yesterday? :laugh:
NOTE: JOE, I AM ASKING A LEGITIMATE QUESTION WITHOUT 3 JOKER SMILIES IN AN ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SAY HE'S 'SAD' OR SOMETHING, DO NOT QUOTE THIS, DO NOT PASS GO.

[Patrick]

whats BBM?

...Blackberry Messenger.

-Looks at Scott like he's been living under a rock.-

Scott who's that in your avatar?

Moving swiftly on, aye?

patrick did you save that gif after I used it on you yesterday? :laugh:
NOTE: JOE, I AM ASKING A LEGITIMATE QUESTION WITHOUT 3 JOKER SMILIES IN AN ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SAY HE'S 'SAD' OR SOMETHING, DO NOT QUOTE THIS, DO NOT PASS GO.

rofl No, but I

Woah that was weird, I was typing and my finger slipped on a noodle that I dropped earlier.

Anwyays, no but I remembered it and was like :amazed: and went and got it.

[Ramsay]

finger myself till i bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[Jords]

finger myself till i bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

If youre on your perioud youd already being doing that

[Chuck]

Scott one member at a time :bored:

:laugh3:

[seanraff07]

Feel my tits all day

[Chuck]

I'd like to be double penetrated, two dicks in one ass is too much :nono:

[Patrick]

I honestly have that Hangover kind of feeling 'Why did I do that last night?' :bored:

The quotes in people's statuses from what I said - especially Chucks - makes me sound like suck a Gay Slag.

[Patrick]

such*

:bored:

[Chuck]

:laugh3:

Patrick :love:

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg LOL this thread

[InOne]

omg LOL this thread

Quite ironic you're posting in here


-Just saying-

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg it is D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Quite ironic you're posting in here


-Just saying-

:joker:

[Jessica.]

Omg it is D:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker:

[Chuck]

Quite ironic you're posting in here


-Just saying-

Omg it is D:

:laugh3:

[Novo]

http://patricia.mobile9.com/download/media/41/hotgirl_3x8i7ya2.gif

Probably this