Strange things you do

[Ninastar]

I put perfume on at night because i think it smells better the next day

I sit with my hand like half on and off my face. I never realized how retarded I looked till i was on webcam. i regret nothing

i often wiggle around to make myself comfy. it looks so bad but i stopped caring. im doing it now :evilgrin:

I walk on my toes cause im a freak of nature


I'll add more later cause i dont want to look too stange. Thats probably ironic though cause I did that like as soon as i got here, but oh well

[Ramsay]

watch everything with subtitles

[King Gizzard]

talk to you

[Kerry]

Say a little mantra type thing before I sleep

[King Gizzard]

chew on my collar without noticing i'm doing it so nearly all my shirts have ****ed collars

[Ninastar]

talk to you

:sad:

[King Gizzard]

Play with clothes tags..thought I was the only one to do it but there's a hughe facebook page about it

[Kerry]

Oh and I'm always messing with words and make up my own

[Locke.]

Wash my hands after nearly everything I do/touch

[Stu]

I masturbate into my sisters socks.

[Kerry]

I read Stu's posts

[GypsyGoth]

I masturbate into my sisters socks.

While she's wearing them?

[Locke.]

Wash my phone and laptop with shower gel aswell

[MTVN]

I masturbate into my sisters socks.

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Wash my phone and laptop with shower gel aswell

I used to spit on my laptop monitor to clean it.

[Ninastar]

Wash my hands after nearly everything I do/touch

i do this too
While she's wearing them?

lmfao!

[Stu]

While she's wearing them?
I try but she always catches me.

[Kerry]

I read Claudias posts....



No wonder I have odd dreams..

[Patrick]

Wash my phone and laptop with shower gel aswell

ROFL :joker: :joker:

I remember like 6 Years ago actually I ruined my Mum's phone one time - I like wanted to kiss up to her to get a game and decided to clean her phone screen so I sprayed this sh*t:

http://www.pamperskandoo.com/images/products/slide_bodywash.jpg

All over it and drowned it in it - and she was all pissed.

But it was only a crappy Nokia looking back.

[Ninastar]

ROFL :joker: :joker:

I remember like 6 Years ago actually I ruined my Mum's phone one time - I like wanted to kiss up to her to get a game and decided to clean her phone screen so I sprayed this sh*t:

http://www.pamperskandoo.com/images/products/slide_bodywash.jpg

All over it and drowned it in it - and she was all pissed.

But it was only a crappy Nokia looking back.

thats actually really cute

[Kerry]

Just to clarify - I have not had that dream

[GypsyGoth]

I try but she always catches me.

:laugh:

[Benjamin]

*Cuss my teeth like a black woman all the time even when I'm alone
*look at the sky/up for brief intervals when people are talking to me
*wash my hands all the time
*take one head phone out/leave it out when walking past people or on the bus
*salute a solitary magpie and say out loud 'Good morning Mr. Magpie'

[GypsyGoth]

Just to clarify - I have not had that dream

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

dance like i've been tasered

[CharlieO]

always wear socks indoors, except when sleeping.

im happy to go barefoot outside but not inside never.

[Josy]

I used to spit on my laptop monitor to clean it.

:joker:

[Kerry]

I'm addicted to documentories. Especially fly on the wall stuff. If it's about the emergency services or hospitals - even better!

[Josy]

I can't think of anything strange that I do apart from the volume on my tv has to be at 23 when im watching it or I moan about it.

[Ninastar]

^ thats one of the worst number you could have. Multiple of 5 or even number ftw

[Chuck]

1 - brush my teeth 10+ times a day;
2 - wake up 15 minutes before I'm supposed to get up to make my brain get used to the idea that my body will need to work;
3 - sleep with the fan on regardless of the weather;
4 - buy loads of painkillers even though I never take them, they just make me feel safe;
5 - take off my sunglasses before I talk to someone because I feel they wont believe me if they dont look right at my eyes;
6 - eat chips with ice cream.

There are probably loads of other strange things I do but I cant remember now :tongue:

[Kerry]

I don't own a single item of nightwear (jammies etc)

[Patrick]

I don't own a single item of nightwear (jammies etc)

I know you don't. :wink:


I can't think of anything strange that I do apart from the volume on my tv has to be at 23 when im watching it or I moan about it.

Same.

[Kerry]

I know you don't. :wink:



:joker:

[CharlieO]

1 - brush my teeth 10+ times a day;
2 - wake up 15 minutes before I'm supposed to get up to make my brain get used to the idea that my body will need to work;
3 - sleep with the fan on regardless of the weather;
4 - buy loads of painkillers even though I never take them, they just make me feel safe;
5 - take off my sunglasses before I talk to someone because I feel they wont believe me if they dont look right at my eyes;
6 - eat chips with ice cream.

There are probably loads of other strange things I do but I cant remember now :tongue:

Its so yummy. :hugesmile:

[Chuck]

I know :love:

[Smithy]

-is normal-

[Stu]

^ thats one of the worst number you could have. Multiple of 5 or even number ftw
You're the devil. Even numbers make me go insane. They are far too ordered and claustrophobic. Multiples of 7 kick ass for TV volume.

[King Gizzard]

Chuck you know brushing your teeth ten times a day is probably as bad as not cleaning them at all

[Niall]

I do loads of odd things :joker: To name but a few:
-I always ferret about on the sofa. I never can sit still and I end up changing the way I'm sitting every 3 minutes.
-When I'm walking and listening to music I'll always try to synchronise my steps to the beat. :joker:
-In the bookcase where we keep all our DVD's and stuff, I have to organise all the games by genre/similarity. So I have all my Call Of Duty games together along with the 1st person games near them and all the 3rd person games next to those.
-Before take off on a plane I have to have a boiled sweet during the take off. Just a habit I suppose. :tongue:
-I also talk to inanimate objects and sometimes I scream for no reason in the house when I'm alone.

Thats only some of 'em. I need help. :joker:

[Chuck]

Omgz http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff488/chuckpass/leona1.jpg

[Stu]

Yeah they will become way too tenderized and you're probably eroding away it's natural protectives.

[Z]

Sometimes I spray aftershave on myself at night before I go to bed as if I'm trying to impress someone, when I'm alone >___>

I play with the corners of pillows on beds, I love it when it's a sharp corner

I have to have my bedroom door shut at night and I actually get angry if I wake up in the morning and it's been opened by one of my parents.


Trying to think of more stuff...

[Chuck]

Omgz I got used to brushing them all the time because I used to wear braces http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff488/chuckpass/-s0b6.jpg

[Ninastar]

i also pretend to fake cry all the time. its a habit

[karezza]

watch everything with subtitles

There are so many spelling mistakes. They should employ someone who can spell.:wavey:

[karezza]

I smoke a horrible, smelly substance called tobacco.
I drink a poison called alcohol which makes me fall over and talk rubbish to total strangers.
I eat the bloody flesh of murdered animals.
I watch grown men in shorts kick a ball around a field and get excited by it.

[CharlieO]

Ok last night I thought of some more.

I put my shower on the jet power then put my hand close to it and see the water spray in all direction, I pretend that I have a water spraying superpower its quite fun.

I tell my sister my mum wants her downstairs so she goes all the way down and then has to come back up when my mum is like what are you talking about.

[Chuck]

Ok last night I thought of some more.

I put my shower on the jet power then put my hand close to it and see the water spray in all direction, I pretend that I have a water spraying superpower its quite fun.
I tell my sister my mum wants her downstairs so she goes all the way down and then has to come back up when my mum is like what are you talking about.

Blue font : D:
Orange font: :laugh2:

[CharlieO]

Blue font : D:
Orange font: laugh2:

Blue: yea I know I'm mad.

[Lee.]

*Cuss my teeth like a black woman all the time even when I'm alone
*look at the sky/up for brief intervals when people are talking to me
*wash my hands all the time
*take one head phone out/leave it out when walking past people or on the bus
*salute a solitary magpie and say out loud 'Good morning Mr. Magpie'

I do the magpie thing too but I say, food morning Mr Magpie, where's your wife.

I also wave to sheep.

[Smithy]

I do the magpie thing too but I say, food morning Mr Magpie, where's your wife.


:conf2:

[Smithy]

ohh, good, rofl

[Lee.]

:laugh3:

[Benjamin]

I was about to question that too Smithy. :laugh2:

[Iceman]

I do the magpie thing too but I say, food morning Mr Magpie, where's your wife.

I also wave to sheep.

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read :D :lovedup:

[Lee.]

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read :D :lovedup:

I do have a reason for it.. my friend once told me of an Italian tradition which said it was good luck to wave to sheep if they were on your left hand side... or it might have been the right side, I can't remember, so to be on the safe side, I wave to all sheep. :D

[Livia]

I do the magpie thing too but I say, food morning Mr Magpie, where's your wife.

I also wave to sheep.

I do the Magpie thing, but it's "Good morning Captain, how's the Mrs?"

The sheep thing... well (and I say this without malice and with love)... you're weird.

[Lee.]

I do the Magpie thing, but it's "Good morning Captain, how's the Mrs?"

The sheep thing... well (and I say this without malice and with love)... you're weird.
:cat:

Hahaha! I'm actually reasonably normal... honest :)

[Josy]

I do the magpie thing too but say "Good morning mr magpie hows the wife & children" :laugh:

[KG.]

- If I'm the only one in the house, or before I go to bed, I go around the house making sure all the locks and doors are completely shut, make sure all the plugs are off that need to be and make sure everything in the kitchen is all turned off, and I sometimes do this like three times just to make absolute sure. I've been late for my bus a couple of times because I've just been rushing round my house like a madman checking everything :laugh:
- My DVDs must be ordered in alphabetical order.
- When I have a roast dinner, I always eat the meat first, then the stuffing balls/yorkshire puddings and then the veg, always leaving the potatoes last.

[Benjamin]

Glad to see it's not just me who does the Magpie salute. :hugesmile:


Does anyone else not walk on 3 drains either and look a **** to try and avoid them at the last minute?

[Lee.]

KG, I too have a plug obsession. I unplug everything in my house apart from my fridge and freezer.

[Lee.]

Glad to see it's not just me who does the Magpie salute. :hugesmile:


Does anyone else not walk on 3 drains either and look a **** to try and avoid them at the last minute?

Wot?

['Conor]

-can't watch telly when the door is open.
-half to my earphones in the right ear (L & R)
- Always imagine me being chased by Ghostface.
- draw my name on EVERYTHING
- feel the outsides of my mouth when im thinking
- when i'm going into a room with loads of people i hate walking in 1st.
- i can't drink water, i hate it, i nearly gag when i drink it, so i have to have a dilute in it.
- i have to have my phone with me WHEREVER i go, if i don't have it i feel weird like im naked or something.

[KG.]

KG, I too have a plug obsession. I unplug everything in my house apart from my fridge and freezer.

:laugh: It really gets on my nerves as well because it's so time consuming, I want to stop myself from being so paranoid about it but I just can't haha.

[Benjamin]

Wot?

To walk upon 3 drains is bad luck. :sad:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2q8242r.jpg

[Lee.]

Erm... who's Ghostface? ^

[Lee.]

To walk upon 3 drains is bad luck. :sad:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2q8242r.jpg

You're weird!

[Niamh.]

To walk upon 3 drains is bad luck. :sad:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2q8242r.jpg

lmao, I never heard that. That's just silly:nono:

[Benjamin]

You're weird!

I'm not the one who waves at sheep. http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Lee.]

:laugh: It really gets on my nerves as well because it's so time consuming, I want to stop myself from being so paranoid about it but I just can't haha.
I know :dad:

I have a terrible fear of fire. My next thing to do is invest in a rope ladder for my bedroom...just in case.

[Lee.]

I'm not the one who waves at sheep. http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

I think you will from now on!

[Niamh.]

Erm... who's Ghostface? ^

the baddie in Scream (see Conors avatar)

[Benjamin]

lmao, I never heard that. That's just silly:nono:

It's in the top 10 of most believed superstitions so I'm not that weird. :tongue:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4607081/Friday-13th-breaking-a-mirror-leads-top-10-superstitions.html

[Jords]

Yall crazy magpie freaks.

[Lee.]

the baddjbie in Scream (see Conors avatar)

Ah right.. ta :)

[Niamh.]

It's in the top 10 of most believed superstitions so I'm not that weird. :tongue:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4607081/Friday-13th-breaking-a-mirror-leads-top-10-superstitions.html

I've heard of all the others just not that one, I would all the things on that list, superstitions are so stupid:joker:

[Niamh.]

Ah right.. ta :)

why is the word baddie spelt funny when you quoted my post?:shocked:

[Ammi]

I do the magpie thing too also I have to text 'drive carefully' to my sons every day because if I don't I'm convinced they'll have an accident and it will be all my fault. Happylands sheep:joker:

[Lee.]

why is the word baddie spelt funny when you quoted my post?:shocked:

:laugh2:
I have not the foggiest.

[Ammi]

I do the magpie thing too but I say, food morning Mr Magpie, where's your wife.

I also wave to sheep.

I just googled the sheep waving Happyland and I think its just you sorry:joker::joker::joker:

[Lee.]

I just googled the sheep waving Happyland and I think its just you sorry:joker::joker::joker:

Lol! I've been googling it too! I'm thinking I've been waving to the sheep for years under false pretences.

[Ammi]

Lol! I've been googling it too! I'm thinking I've been waving to the sheep for years under false pretences.

Don't worry I'm sure you cheered the sheep up:joker:

[Benjamin]

Don't worry I'm sure you cheered the sheep up:joker:

:laugh2:

[Harry!]

Too many to list.

[hannah.]

I'm with Ben. 3 drains MUST be avoided at all costs

[Benjamin]

I'm with Ben. 3 drains MUST be avoided at all costs

:amazed:

I knew it wasn't just me! I hope the rest of you get bad luck now for walking across 3 drains! :tongue:

[Kerry]

I do my main housework at night (sorry neighbours)

I can't go anywhere without my mobile. I've literally knackered myself before going back home for it

[Kerry]

I say "Excuse me" even if I sneeze/burp with no one around. I can be in an empty house and I'll still go "ACHOOOO - 'scuse me"

I never fart in public or even at home infront of anyone


Not sure if that's strange or manners but true :joker:

[Kerry]

The heat just reminded me of one. I always sleep with a cover no matter what. Even if just to snuggle into and not really have on me. I HAVE to have a sheet/duvet/cover of somesort to sleep

[Doogle]

I say "thank you" even when I do people the favour (like hold a door open for them).

[Kerry]

I say "thank you" even when I do people the favour (like hold a door open for them).

Oh yeah, or say thankyou when people thankyou

[Doogle]

Oh yeah, or say thankyou when people thankyou

Yeah, I just go on autopilot.

I once said thank you when someone burped.

[Patrick]

Happy slap my Mum.

[Kerry]

Yeah, I just go on autopilot.

I once said thank you when someone burped.

I literally just LOL'ed :laugh2:

[Boothy]

yeah, i just go on autopilot.

I once said thank you when someone burped.

LOL!!!l

[Ammi]

When I sit in the garden in the hot weather I plug in the extension lead and an electric fan to keep me cool

[Kerry]

When I sit in the garden in the hot weather I plug in the extension lead and an electric fan to keep me cool

Not strange. That's using your noggin :laugh:

[Pyramid*]

Alway sleep with my bedroom window open: and I mean always - regardless of how cold / wet /windy it is - I need to feel even just a tiny bit of cold air on my face -with my body all nice and toastie under the duvet.

[Lewis.]

Oh yeah, or say thankyou when people thankyou

I do that too :hugesmile: At work people thank me and I say it back on autopilot without even thinking about it, or even really meaning it :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

I do that too :hugesmile: At work people thank me and I say it back on autopilot without even thinking about it, or even really meaning it :hugesmile:

Well, at least we're a polite bunch :laugh:

[Lewis.]

Well, at least we're a polite bunch :laugh:

That's true! Although if said in the wrong circumstances can make us sound like idiots! :hugesmile:

[Lewis.]

I still run down an empty aisle when shopping with the trolley :tongue:

[Kerry]

That's true! Although if said in the wrong circumstances can make us sound like idiots! :hugesmile:

I'm used to it :D

[Lewis.]

I'm used to it :D

Same :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

If I make a typo (and actually notice it) I delete all the sentence instead of correcting just the word

[Kerry]

Alway sleep with my bedroom window open: and I mean always - regardless of how cold / wet /windy it is - I need to feel even just a tiny bit of cold air on my face -with my body all nice and toastie under the duvet.

I like the window ajar and if I grab a nap in the daytime the curtains open (unless the window cleaner is due!) I stare at the sky until I nod off. Very relaxing

[Locke.]

Stay up all night when I have a lot of things to do tomorrow

[Chuck]

Same. I'm going to bed soon and I'm terrified by the idea of having to wake up and have obligations tomorrow :bored:

[Chuck]

Everytime I look at a pregnant woman, I imagine her having sex, especially if she is with the alleged father of that baby.
It's like she wants the whole world to know she has been having sex. :bored: That only makes people with no sex life feel bad about themselves. :(

[MB.]

Post on TiBB :cool:

[Kerry]

Have baths at 3am (lovely though)