Only a very small amount of things are better than this

[Locke.]

Right.

You walk into your back kitchen, you head over to the unit that is behind the door, and you pick out some of these very nice miniature muffins:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O5dsawG9bx4/Sxvk0hdgyJI/AAAAAAAACqU/yFUkXcbeHIk/s320/chocolate+muffin-saidaonline.jpg

You pick up the mini muffins and throw them into a bowl then lash the packet in the bin. Then you head over to the cupboard and root through about 50 tins of horrible crap until you reach the good stuff - The custard:

http://www.british-emporium.com/originals/objects/ambrosiacustard.jpg

After reaching the custard you pull out another bowl - NOT THE SAME ONE THE MUFFINS ARE IN - and pour the custard into it. Then lash that into the microwave for however long it says on the back of the tin.

Once that is done (and once you've stirred it) you should pour the custard into the same bowl and over the top of the mini muffins. Then you have got the greatest snack of all time.

I can't find a picture on google of it so just picture it in your head.

Now a mission for you all:

Do this and take a photo of your own, and post it in this thread.

I'd do the same but I haven't got any custard, just the mini muffins :(

[Niall]

Ew.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im gonna do this tomorrow :amazed:

[Benjamin]

I haven't got either. :sad:


But that does sound good.

[GypsyGoth]

One of those muffins with a coffee will do me :amazed:

[Niall]

I'd rather warm up the muffins and have them with vanilla ice cream instead. :love:

[Kerry]

Warm mini muffins. Choc chip. Nice

[Locke.]

You people are not listening :bored:

It is either with custard or you're not having any at all.

[Niall]

Custard makes me feel ill. I had an um episode with it once. :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Kerry]

Fresh cream might be nice.......

[Locke.]

Oh yeah whip cream works well too

[Patrick]

I have like 8 Muffins down there that I made the other day in H.E and there's custard too.

Hmmm...

[Locke.]

Get on it Patrick

It doesn't matter if everyone else is asleep, get banging them bowls together and making this delicious treat

[Patrick]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_14/sp_1414_clip07.jpg

Cooking With Locke!

Today's episode sees our chef teach the children of Big Brother forum TiBB, his personal favourite way to get the very best out of your miniature muffins.
Plus a live performance by R.Kelly.

[Locke.]

:joker: :joker:

[Kerry]

Lol!

[Benjamin]

One of those muffins with a coffee will do me :amazed:

I just bought this amazing Brazilian coffee today. :love:

[Benjamin]

PMSL Paddy. :laugh:

[Locke.]

With me not having any custard or whip cream, I'm willing to settle for a cup of tea and some shortbread biscuits to dip in it

http://i51.tinypic.com/5slm9.jpg

[Kerry]

Ooooh another Tesco shopper

[Locke.]

Asda is much better to be honest

[Benjamin]

Ooooh another Tesco shopper

Waitrose, Marks & Spencers >>>>>>>>

[Kerry]

Asda is much better to be honest

Like both :D

Although Tesco currently have Aunt Bessies new Onion Rings on offer which are soooooooo nice

[Kerry]

Waitrose, Marks & Spencers >>>>>>>>

I ain't rich :D

[Locke.]

My mate works in marks and spencers and he is the biggest mong you would ever meet, which makes it a lot worse than asda and tesco

[Kerry]

I know M&S food comes from the same place as other stuff. For instance their sweets are made at Cadbury Bassetts

[Benjamin]

My mate works in marks and spencers and he is the biggest mong you would ever meet, which makes it a lot worse than asda and tesco

I don 't go to Marks & Spencers to buy mongs. :tongue:

[Locke.]

Are you sure he is tall and blonde, would probably make a good christmas present for Scott

[Benjamin]

Are you sure he is tall and blonde, would probably make a good christmas present for Scott

I wouldn't subject the poor mong to a xmas wurkit with Scott.

[Locke.]

It is just aswell he is straight anyway

[Benjamin]

It is just aswell he is straight anyway

As if that would stop Scott. :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

morrisons >>>

and :amazed:

[BOOSH]

I want a muffin now...

[Harry!]

You can't see pictures of my muffins!

[Locke.]

Good timing of the bump Harry

I've just been on the phone to my mum 5 minutes ago telling her to buy a tin of custard on her way home from work

[Patrick]

Good timing of the bump Harry

I've just been on the phone to my mum 5 minutes ago telling her to buy a tin of custard on her way home from work

:joker::joker:

I don't know why that's funny - but it is.

I can just imagine you ringing her and her panicking:

'David - what is it? I'm busy, are you okay? Is the house okay?'

'Mum, It's bad, ******ing bad.'

'Speak to me Son!'

'We need some Devon Custard, and we need it today, Do you accept this task?'

[Novo]

You don't get Devon custard in Liverpool only Tesco's own

[Locke.]

My devons custard has just arrived

[Patrick]

My devons custard has just arrived

Excellent.

-Anticipates a Picture-