Scary Movie 5 [April 2013]

[Saph]

At last, Scary Movie 5 has been confirmed! It is unknown who will star in the film. It is scheduled for release in Jan 2013

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[Scarlett.]

I hope it's more like the older ones and most definately not like 4

[Jords]

:amazed:

-hasnt seen 4 yet-

[Jords]

Oh Scary Movie, thought this was Scream rofl.

['Conor]

1 > 3 > 4 > 2

[Smithy]

-thought it was confirmed ages ago-


SCARY MOVIE 2

:worship:

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BEST SCENE EVER!!

[GypsyGoth]

Oh Scary Movie, thought this was Scream rofl.

Me too, I only figured it out when I seen your post.

[Saph]

-thought it was confirmed ages ago-


SCARY MOVIE 2

:worship:

bhQhBzXMIJM

BEST SCENE EVER!!

it was confirmed in 06 and 08 but this time its real ;)

[Ninastar]

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!1 z

['Conor]

why y'all think its about Scream :joker: it would say SCREAM 5 CONFIRMED

[Jords]

Me too, I only figured it out when I seen your post.

:D

why y'all think its about Scream :joker: it would say SCREAM 5 CONFIRMED

I dont know, it just didnt register hah. And maybe because Scream 4 was released last year and yeah -shrugs-

[InOne]

Films for the idiotic masses

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Films for the idiotic masses

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[Scarlett.]

Films for the idiotic masses

Totally right duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

*Watches intelligent stuff 24/7 coz am just dat hArDkOrEEEEEEEE*


:p

[Stu]

Films for the idiotic masses
Repped.

I could see the kind of stoner novelty in them when the Wayne brothers wrote the first two but it's been awful **** for years now. Getting excited for them in this day and age ... how old are ye lads jaysus.

[reece(:]

yessss, brenda best not die this time though <3

[InOne]

Totally right duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

*Watches intelligent stuff 24/7 coz am just dat hArDkOrEEEEEEEE*


:p

I wasn't being pretentious or anything, I'm just bored of them now :joker:

[Scarlett.]

I wasn't being pretentious or anything, I'm just bored of them now :joker:

I do agree they have been going downhill :p and if Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie and Date Movie are anything to go by...there isn't much hope for this one :joker:I don't think I'd go to the movie to see it, probably just get the DVD

[Patrick]

Such bollocks - has ruined Scream.

Whenever I mention Scream everyone laughs and doesn't take it seriously as the horror film it ******ing is - because of some silly little sh*t parody.

[Saph]

Such bollocks - has ruined Scream.

Whenever I mention Scream everyone laughs and doesn't take it seriously as the horror film it ******ing is - because of some silly little sh*t parody.

screams **** anyway :dance:

[Glenn.]

:D



I dont know, it just didnt register hah. And maybe because Scream 4 was released last year and yeah -shrugs-


Scream 4 was released this year, not last year
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[Stu]

Such bollocks - has ruined Scream.

Whenever I mention Scream everyone laughs and doesn't take it seriously as the horror film it ******ing is - because of some silly little sh*t parody.
Wes Craven's ruined Scream.

And I don't know a single person who has taken them seriously since they've grown up and after the first decent film.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

When me and my friend went to see Scream 4... he thoguht he was seeing a Scary Movie sequel lol

['Conor]

Such bollocks - has ruined Scream.

Whenever I mention Scream everyone laughs and doesn't take it seriously as the horror film it ******ing is - because of some silly little sh*t parody.

:worship:

['Conor]

The Scream movies aren't supposed to be taken seriously anyway, its all tongue n cheek.

[Glenn.]

The Scream movies aren't supposed to be taken seriously anyway, its all tongue n cheek.

:thumbs:

[reece(:]

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:love: :love:

['Conor]

the scene with Brenda/Cindy/Skeleton is the only thing that made me laugh in SM2

[Mac Hiavellian]

I want the Wayans brothers back but I'll still see it.

Scray Movie 1 remains my favourite one because I love Scream and the 90s slasher movies it parodied. Plus it was crude humour I could laugh at.

Scary Movie 2 is my least favourite because it just seemed rushed and cheap (even though it had a bigger budget). Some of the humour was still good.

The third and fourth ones are ok but they're more about slapstick comedy rather than sex jokes. I think I prefer them less to the first 1 is also because most scary movies these days are a bit pants tbh and because Scary Movies 3 and 4 started spoofing other movies like 8 Mile and Million Dollar Baby.

Perhaps with Scream 4 and all the remakes of the classic 60s, 70s and 80s horror movies Scary Movie 5 can start spoofing genuinely good horror movies again or ones that are more established. Also inject some sex jokes in to it again! Target a teen/yougn adult audience again!

[Saph]

The fifth film was officially confirmed by the Weinstein Company in 2009.[7][8] David Zucker is expected to be returning as director while the series' main stars Anna Faris, Anthony Anderson and Regina Hall have all expressed interest in returning for the sequel. The only other new actor to be confirmed was Final Destination 3 star Chelan Simmons.[9][10] In June 2011, a release date was announced for April 20, 2012.[11][12]. On February 15, 2012 the release date was put back to January 11, 2013 [13] Zucker expressed interest in spoofing the Final Destination film series, as well as Paranormal Activity, and the Child's Play film series

:amazed:

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"Mmm ....mmMMmm down go in there!"
*screams*
"lord im'a have a heart attack! daym this is some scary ****! O I am scared!"
"excuse me!"
"uh huuuh I think I paid ma money just like everyone else up in here"

Brenda :love:

[Vicky.]

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[Patrick]

So whilst the future of Scream hangs on the line and Scream 5 is looking unlikely now - this silly parody bollocks is getting a 5th movie?

k.

[Smithy]

Scary Movie >>>

tbqfh :idc:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scary Movie >>>

tbqfh :idc:

:worship:

[Saph]

Anna Faris may not reprise her role as Cindy Campbell

Most people first discovered the comedic talent of actress Anna Faris when she played Cindy Campbell in the first Scary Movie in 2000 and over the next six years, she's helped ground that comedy franchise as it spoofed dozens of movies that came out during the first half of the '00s.

It's been six years since Scary Movie 4 and while there's been talk of Dimension Films making another one ever since, they finally announced they were moving ahead with Scary Movie 5 and that it would be directed by Malcolm Lee. Other than the release date of January 11, 2013, that's pretty much all that's known about it.

Of course, we wanted to assume that Cindy Campbell would be back and it was rumored Faris might at least make a cameo, so when ComingSoon.net interviewed Anna Faris today for her new movie The Dictator with Sacha Baron Cohen, we asked whether she's gotten the call and whether Cindy may be returning.

"No, I don't think I'm going to do it," she told us. "I don't think I'm part of that. I don't know exactly what's happening with it, but I hear it's sort of in the works and stuff."

It's kind of sad to hear that Faris won't have a chance to pass on the baton, but she was glad to hear we'd miss seeing her in the movie, and maybe they'll call her eventually to at least do a cameo.

As of now, no other cast has been officially announced, although at least another "Scary Movie" regular Regina Hall has worked with Malcolm Lee before, appearing in his first movie The Best Man.


Cindy not being in the film will be a huge loss, but if Brenda isnt in it either then they might as well just cancel the whole thing :bored:

[Doogle]

3 is one of my favourite movies ever. I don't like deep movies with amazing plots much, or I'm never in a mood to watch them. I prefer simple **** like this, I'll probably grow out of it but I often want to watch a film when I'm tired and don't want to focus too much.

But no Anna? Not impressed.

[Saph]

I miss these films so much

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[Marsh.]

Films for the idiotic masses

Not the best of insults on a Big Brother forum.

[Marc]

Brenda :worship:

[Jake.]

Chelan from FD3 :love:

[Saph]

Anna Faris has announced today that shes pregnant, so I guess shes not gonna be in the movie :bored:

[Smithy]

:sad:

[InOne]

Not the best of insults on a Big Brother forum.

Why?

[Marsh.]

Why?

Insulting the intelligence of fans of a particular film franchise for its idiocy on a board where we're all fans of Big Brother seemed a little strange.

[InOne]

Insulting the intelligence of fans of a particular film franchise for its idiocy on a board where we're all fans of Big Brother seemed a little strange.

Nothing stange about it. They're totally different things.

[iRyan]

Anna Faris has announced today that shes pregnant, so I guess shes not gonna be in the movie :bored:

NOOOOOO :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[Marsh.]

Nothing stange about it. They're totally different things.

It's just Big Brother is hardly intellectually stimulating, just as Scary Movie isn't.

[InOne]

It's just Big Brother is hardly intellectually stimulating, just as Scary Movie isn't.

And? :conf:

[Shaun]

I liked the first 2 movies... kinda... wouldn't ever desire to watch them again, though. Very lowest-common-denominator comedy.

[Marsh.]

And? :conf:

:joker: Never mind, moving on.

[Moviefan]

I have all four I DVD, I liked the 3rd the best,

Now that Anna not going to be in it, the only way they get me to watch this is if they spoof Final Destination series, i don't think they will!

[Moviefan]

Scary Movie 5 Will Be a Complete Reboot – Charlie Sheen Attached

While Anna Farris may not be involved in the fifth installment of Dimension Films’ Scary Movie franchise, it appears as if Lindsay Lohan is ready and willing to fill those boots, but it also appears that she will not be alone.
According to E! Online, Lindsay Lohan has now officially signed on to star in the film (we said early last month that she was in talks) which apparently is not a sequel at all, but a complete reboot of the franchise.
Also, the site is reporting that Charlie Sheen is said to return to the fold, although nothing has been made official on his part just yet.
So what do you guys think? Does a reboot sound good with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in tow? Let us know your views below.
Scary Movie 5 is scheduled to hit theatres on January 11, 2013.

what do you think, i really hoping they spoof FD!

[reece(:]

Apparently Regina's returning as well.

[Jake.]

I heard they are parodying Paranormal Activty and Black Swan, hope they take the piss out of FD aswell though.

[Jake.]

'A synopsis of the script revealed: ''The story in 'Scary Movie 5' involves the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.'''

So yeah, Black Swan.

[Munchkins]

I am sooo looking forward to this
watched all 4 films again last weekend - they are just great, lighthearted fun

[Legend killer]

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[reece(:]

I am sooo looking forward to this
watched all 4 films again last weekend - they are just great, lighthearted fun
I loved the first three, the fourth was a bit of a let down though - except the Cindy and Brenda bits!

[Saph]

I want Cindy and Brenda :hmph:

[Smithy]

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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen have appeared in a new photo from Scary Movie 5.

Anger Management star Sheen returns to the horror-spoof franchise as Tom Logan, while Lohan has joined the series for the first time.

The photo sees the Hollywood pair sharing a bed, following recent reports that they will star in a sex scene.


Ashley Tisdale, Terry Crews, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, and Erica Ash will also co-star, while Malcolm D Lee will direct from a script by Airplane!'s David Zucker and The Naked Gun's Pat Proft.

Private Practice star Kate Walsh recently signed up to star in the project.

Scary Movie 5 will hit cinemas on April 19, 2013 in the US, while no release date has been set for the UK.

[reece(:]

Terry Crews :worship:

where's Regina... :/

[Saph]

no Cindy and Brenda :nono:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I want Cindy and Brenda :hmph:

this!

[BBfanUSA]

OMG YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so watching this ****

[Benjamin]

Cindy, Brenda and Shorty made Scream, this looks like it will be a huge let down.

[Marc]

No.. Brenda?...

[Me. I Am Salman]

Cindy, Brenda and Shorty made Scream, this looks like it will be a huge let down.

Scary Movie!! Why does everyone keep getting those two mixed up (including me) :laugh:

[iRyan]

Erm, this is turning out to be a massive disappointment. Scary Movie is nothing without Brenda and Cindy :(

[Saph]

Big Ang and Kendra Wilkinson are gonna be in the film :amazed:

[smeagol]

first one is one of the funniest movies ever. the toilet willy scene was hillarious.

2nd is okish rest suck.

[Saph]

promo poster

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/ScaryMovie5.jpg/381px-ScaryMovie5.jpg

[Saph]

is that snoop dogg in the back row

[Jake.]

Good to see it in the same style as the other ones :)

[Gstar]

Yeah I think that is snoop dogg lmao