Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger [MV]

[Jordan.]

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^ rofl @ the screen cap

But :amazed:

[MeMyselfAndI]

:dance:

[Shaun]

roflmao @ her hair.

The video is pretty professional though... can't really fault it other than for looking like a strike at Primark

[CharlieO]

The video is a little cheesy and the chorus reminds of me of christmas so much for some reason. But its quite catchy, idk if it will do well though. Alright though. I like the rap parts kinda.

Shaun lol at the primark thing. :laugh3:

[bbfan1991]

roflmao @ her hair.

The video is pretty professional though... can't really fault it other than for looking like a strike at Primark

Ha Ha battle for the hair extensions:joker:.

[Ninastar]

She looks like what a child thinks all teenagers look like

[King Gizzard]

Awful

[Boothy]

Horrible.

[MB.]

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[Chuck]

She looks hot :amazed:
It's actually so bad it's awesome! :dance:

[MTVN]

Pretty good, I quite like the song actually, although someone pointed out the other day that it sounds quite similar to Little Donkey :laugh:

[Stu]

I was hoping one of the CGI cartoon shapes would misfire and twat her in her big, stupid face.

It kind of looks like a performance art schools spin on a Citroen advert or something. Apart from the Cheryl Cole™ Tesco Value fashonista shots that make it look like a Friday Night Project parody of Fight For This Love.

I can't stop laughing at the title line either. It sounds awful.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Theres not enough "Oomph" in the chorus it needs some big thumping beat.

Its like a massive build up to a chorus that just blips quiety along.

[Vicky.]

Looks like shes having a fit or something :/

[Shaun]

Pretty good, I quite like the song actually, although someone pointed out the other day that it sounds quite similar to Little Donkey :laugh:

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[reece(:]

horrrid, especially since she pulls those trademark faces of hers

[Jords]

Very chav, but its alright.

[Niall]

H6AX8Ega7UY

Omg. :laugh3:

But about the video, its awful. Its actually even worse than the song and how she made that happen I don't know. She's also made herself look even more ugly than usual. That hair is just gross.

But like someone else in this thread said (can't remember who) its a pretty professional video so I'll give her props for that.

[Callum]

Not a fan of the song but the video is rather better. I hate the references to YouTube and Twitter in the song though, the songwriters evidently wanted to make it really modern for the younger generation but it just sounds cheap. Obvious this will be the summer anthem for chavs and I can see it being overplayed to death. :(

[Jordan.]

Omg. :laugh3:

But about the video, its awful. Its actually even worse than the song and how she made that happen I don't know. She's also made herself look even more ugly than usual. That hair is just gross.

But like someone else in this thread said (can't remember who) its a pretty professional video so I'll give her props for that.

Professionally awful? :suspect:

& She wouldn't have to have her hair like that if she wasn't getting accused of copying every popstar with short hair. :suspect::suspect:

Obvious this will be the summer anthem for chavs

:bored:

[Smithy]

It looks like one of those government funded pro university adverts

[Novo]

She got fingered by my mate behind the chip shop for half his chips. LIKE this so the world see's what a skank she really is.

VinnieChannel 5 minutes ago 11 ^

The most thumbed up comment :joker:

[InOne]

Who?

[Locke.]

Amazing

[Niall]

Professionally awful? :suspect:

& She wouldn't have to have her hair like that if she wasn't getting accused of copying every popstar with short hair. :suspect::suspect:


Yeah you could say that. I mean that it looked good but the video was quite ****. Like it looked as if it had a lot of money spent on it (not that it helped at all).

Well she didn't do herself many favours wearing it like that cause in a couple of frames in that video my brain was screaming Cheryl Cole. :/

[Locke.]

She's leaving it too long to release it, should be out this week instead of the end of the month

[Boothy]

It looks like one of those government funded pro university adverts

HAHA! It actually does :laugh2:

[Locke.]

Yeah you could say that. I mean that it looked good but the video was quite ****. Like it looked as if it had a lot of money spent on it (not that it helped at all).

Well she didn't do herself many favours wearing it like that cause in a couple of frames in that video my brain was screaming Cheryl Cole. :/

A bit similar to Gaga and Madonna then :idc:

[Niall]

A bit similar to Gaga and Madonna then :idc:

If you say so. :idc:

[Jordan.]

A bit similar to Gaga and Madonna then :idc:

:joker::joker:

[Smithy]

GaGa and Madonna have never looked like Cheryl Cole :idc: /grateful

[Locke.]

You are right they could never look that good :idc:

[Niall]

You are right they could never look that good :idc:

I seriously doubt Cheryl Cole will look this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Madonna_by_David_Shankbone.jpg) good at 50 years old. :idc:

[Locke.]

Who cares what people look like at 50, they are getting ready to go six feet under

[Locke.]

I feel quite harsh after posting that because my mum is closing in on 50, so I take it back :joker:

But it doesn't matter what people look like at 50 :nono:

[Jordan.]

I seriously doubt Cheryl Cole will look this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Madonna_by_David_Shankbone.jpg) good at 50 years old. :idc:

Good? :joker:

[Niall]

Good? :joker:

Madonna looks lovely there don't deny it. :hmph:

[Jordan.]

Madonna looks lovely there don't deny it. :hmph:

Shes got more cheekbone than face :idc:

[Smithy]

rofl

[Niall]

Shes got more cheekbone than face :idc:

:bored:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Shes got more cheekbone than face :idc:

omg :laugh3:

[AJ.]

This is the worst song I've ever heard.

[Glenn.]

It's so bad I would rather vomit on a plate, warm it up in the microwave, butter two slices of bread and use the vomit as filling, then eat it, than watch it again.

[reece(:]

It's so bad I would rather vomit on a plate, warm it up in the microwave, butter two slices of bread and use the vomit as filling, then eat it, than watch it again.

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

I don't mind it. I'm actually a fan of the song, I hate the start bit and how it is then repeated in the chorus because it sounds so odd but I do like the bassy parts and the rapping. I'm actually looking forward to her album I'll illegally download it

[Marc]

Shes got more cheekbone than face :idc:

LOL! Brilliant

[Marc]

... Also the dancers when they're just standing around her are dancing like drunken dads at a disco. I think I remember Cher advertising and kinda auditioning loads of dancers to appear in her video.. if that is correct then I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure my dad should be in her next video

['Conor]

i don't like it :/

[Smithy]

Cher Lloyd’s music video for Swagger Jagger currently has 14,868 likes and 33,081 dislikes dislikes on her official youtube page, making it one of the worst rated music videos of all time. The song has yet to chart in any country. Her debut album is expected to drop in September of this year.

:laugh2:

[Locke.]

The song hasn't been released that's why :nono:

[Smithy]

that doesn't make any sense :conf2:

[Mystic Mock]

Look im not her biggest fan,but why did they feel the need to give her a cheesy pop song? no wonder they have to keep relying on Leona as they dont give her cheesy crap songs.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Look im not her biggest fan,but why did they feel the need to give her a cheesy pop song? no wonder they have to keep relying on Leona as they dont give her cheesy crap songs.

:worship:

I love Cher, but disapointed with the song. I still like it though, but Leonas lyrics actually make sense & have meaning LOL

[Locke.]

that doesn't make any sense :conf2:

It isn't available to buy so it can't chart

[Smithy]

doesn't mean people won't dislike it

[Jordan.]

Cher Lloyd’s music video for Swagger Jagger currently has 14,868 likes and 33,081 dislikes dislikes on her official youtube page, making it one of the worst rated music videos of all time. The song has yet to chart in any country. Her debut album is expected to drop in September of this year.

:laugh2:

How is it worst rated ever when Justin Bieber has over a million dislikes.... & its not going to chart when its not even released :crazy:

[Glenn.]

What the hell is Swagger Jagger?

[Stu]

Something about looking like Claudia Winkleman's stunt double in a video that's worse than the holocaust.

[Smithy]

How is it worst rated ever when Justin Bieber has over a million dislikes.... & its not going to chart when its not even released :crazy:

it's based on the ratio of likes to dislikes

[bbfan1991]

it's based on the ratio of likes to dislikes

As they say any attention is better than none at all, cannot imagine Rebecca Ferguson filming a music video because it will mean having to move:shocked::p.

[Jords]

The video and song have grown on me, she looks great but I do still stick with my previous comment that its very chavvy (but I like N-Dubz so :joker:)

[bbfan1991]

I walked past some girls listening and singing to it today;):joker:.

[Smithy]

As they say any attention is better than none at all, cannot imagine Rebecca Ferguson filming a music video because it will mean having to move:shocked::p.

I don't get why anytime someone makes a comment negative to an artist you always feel the need to bring up someone else whose irrelevant to thread :rolleyes:

[Stu]

Today I had a cheese toastie. So how about that Jessie J. What a nutter :wink: :laugh2:.

[Rob]

Today I had a cheese toastie. So how about that Jessie J. What a nutter :wink: :laugh2:.

random lol

[Zippy]

The video works well for the song and has some nifty editing. Its hardly groundbreaking but does the job of selling the song. And she has stayed true to what she was on XF. Of course, its not gonna convert any haters.

That said, because the song was just so instantly familiar and catchy it is getting old very quickly. She needs to get it out fast.

[Locke.]

A more RnB sounding song is needed for the 2nd single

[LaLaLand]

Terrible, the like/dislike YouTube scale thing on her video is remarkable lmao.

Also, it's SWAGGER JACKER (correct terminology) not Jagger.

[GiRTh]

What the hell is Swagger Jagger?
A Swagger Jagger is two words that rhyme.

Just appalling. Can anyone point out which bit of this mess is the twist she's gonna put on British music? Copying My Darling Clementine isn't much of a twist. If only she realised she is no where near as talented as the idiot judges told her. I kind of feel sorry for the poor girl to be built up so much on the show then be given this as a first single.

[Iceman]

20,508 likes, 49,403 dislikes

Yikes.

[Jords]

The lyrics make her come across very aragant and cocky (which she is), shes playing it all wrong. Hate might get her publicity but it wont be what she want - dont fight us, release something good and not so in your face.. even though I do like it I definitely see this view point also.

[Jordan.]

20,508 likes, 49,403 dislikes

Yikes.

People jumping on the hate wagon just for the sake of it. The amount of comments i've seen like

'just signed up to dislike this lol'

Best thing is to just wait till its released and see how well it does then.

[Smithy]

The lyrics make her come across very aragant and cocky (which she is), shes playing it all wrong. Hate might get her publicity but it wont be what she want - dont fight us, release something good and not so in your face.. even though I do like it I definitely see this view point also.

The song is a total contradiction to what she's like though, it's hilarious, she's all idgaf in the video, yet she's always moaning about haters on twitter :joker::joker:

[Iceman]

People jumping on the hate wagon just for the sake of it. The amount of comments i've seen like

'just signed up to dislike this lol'

Best thing is to just wait till its released and see how well it does then.

I didnt mean that as I was jumping on the hate campaign.... I was just shocked how quickly the likes/dislikes are rising. I havent heard the song or watched the video, I honestly dont really mind what she does.

[Stu]

From YouTube :

'I wish she would at least put on a condom if she's going to **** me in the ears like this.'

Fantastic.

[Jords]

From YouTube :

'I wish she would at least put on a condom if she's going to **** me in the ears like this.'

Fantastic.

:joker:

[Marc]

From YouTube :

'I wish she would at least put on a condom if she's going to **** me in the ears like this.'

Fantastic.

ROFL!! That is hilarious.. but I don't mind this song :tongue:

[Jordan.]

From YouTube :

'I wish she would at least put on a condom if she's going to **** me in the ears like this.'

Fantastic.

Or they could do themselves a favour and avoid something they dislike :idc:

[Marc]

LOL Jordan there isn't any point defending every comment in here. People dislike her and you like her. End of. (I also like her)

[Iceman]

LOL Jordan there isn't any point defending every comment in here. People dislike her and you like her. End of. (I also like her)

This.

Plus at least people are talking about her.

[Stu]

Or they could do themselves a favour and avoid something they dislike :idc:
Pretty hard to form an opinion on something without exposing yourself to it first.

[Marc]

I didn't mean that to sound mean Jordan. Just its easier to accept some people dislike her

[Jordan.]

Pretty hard to form an opinion on something without exposing yourself to it first.

Fair enough, listen once don't like it leave your opinion and go away.

Most of it is 12 year old chavs repeatably trying to out do themselves with who can come out with the most bitchy comment.

No doubt whoever posted that comment saw it somewhere else and thought 'lolz, i'll copy it and post it for the likes' it'll probably pop up again in 15 minutes.

I didn't mean that to sound mean Jordan. Just its easier to accept some people dislike her

I know people dislike her, just don't see they have to go out their way so they can get their dig in. :S

[Stu]

Fair enough, listen once don't like it leave your opinion and go away.

Most of it is 12 year old chavs repeatably trying to out do themselves with who can come out with the most bitchy comment.

No doubt whoever posted that comment saw it somewhere else and thought 'lolz, i'll copy it and post it for the likes' it'll probably pop up again in 15 minutes.



I know people dislike her, just don't see they have to go out their way so they can get their dig in. :S
So what? It's ****ing hillarious. I can see how you wouldn't be into it being that you're wet for her and all but for the rest of us this car crash is highly enjoyable.

[Jordan.]

So what? It's ****ing hillarious. I can see how you wouldn't be into it being that you're wet for her and all but for the rest of us this car crash is highly enjoyable.

You must just be easily amused :idc:

[Stu]

You must just be easily amused :idc:
I have a low tolerance for shitty chav music though so it all balances out.

[Vicky.]

Would love to know why people arent allowed a negative opinion on cher without 'jumping on the hatewagon' etc. etc.

[Iceman]

Would love to know why people arent allowed a negative opinion on cher without 'jumping on the hatewagon' etc. etc.

Thats what i meant, I've disliked her for a long time, I dont go on about it though because I really couldnt be arsed.

[Jordan.]

Would love to know why people arent allowed a negative opinion on cher without 'jumping on the hatewagon' etc. etc.

I didn't say you can't. I wasn't talking about anyone on TiBB. Im talking about the ones who repeatably hate just because they get some sort of buzz out of it.

+ its definitely a bandwagon of people who do it, Rebecca Black for example, you don't get over 100 million views on youtube and that much hate from a few bitchy comments.

[michael21]

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^ rofl @ the screen cap

But :amazed:

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this was better i pmsl at Swagger Jagger

[Jordan.]

I HOPE SHE GETS CANCER
IIGoldenFaceII 2 seconds ago

****ing pathetic.

[Strictly Jake]

Im a cher Lloyd fan. But that song is not good at all. Plus the video is too copycat to other videos. Im disappointed.

[bbfan1991]

Another track she's made called Dub on the Track got leaked but Syco removed it now, reading DS a few of those that don't like her or Swagger Jagger seem to like this new track or think it's an improvement..

[Jords]

Facebook - Eating alaphabetti spaghetti and ****ting out better lyrics than Cher Lloyd.

:joker:

[Stu]

Coming soon to a phone near your bus seat!

[bbfan1991]

Swagger Jagger- Landing at Mary Byrne's Tesco till:joker:.

[Niall]

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Glozell is completely right there. /argument

I'm still laughing at the hymn thing. Holy Jesus. :laugh3:

[michael21]

That cher lloyd girl sucks

[Doogle]

Cheesy as ****. Horrible song and video, and I love them both. :blush:

[lol]

I don't like the song. :S

It sounds a lot like My Darling Clementine.

[MeMyselfAndI]

People over exaggerate.. After a few listens its a good song.

[Marc]

I like it a lot :) I'm a sucker for Cher Lloyd :love:

[Shaun]

Most of it is 12 year old chavs repeatably trying to out do themselves with who can come out with the most bitchy comment.

And there we've summed up Cher Lloyd's career.