What will the NOTW's final headline be?

[Kerry]

"End of the World"

"Sorry"

??

[Smithy]

U MAD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Trollface.png

[Kerry]

Wut? Why?

[Zippy]

Cheryl Cole ate my hamster

[Smithy]

Wut? Why?

no, i mean thats what their headline will be

[Kerry]

Those were two different possibilities btw


Seriously - I'm intrigued what they'll do

[Kerry]

no, i mean thats what their headline will be

Oh :joker:

[joeysteele]

We blame Gordon Brown.

[Lewis.]

"NOTW Exclusive: TOWIE star Amy Childs used to be a man. Full story from her close and reliable friend, Muhammad, on pages 3,4,5,6,7+8"

[Pyramid*]

Oh good question Kerry!!

"See us next week courtesy of the Sun"

or something like, "We've had fun along with way".

Got to be something very flippant I'd guess.

**** I think you might have nailed it Kerry with "End of the World"**** very smart!

[Pyramid*]

"NOTW Exclusive: TOWIE star Amy Childs used to be a man. Full story from her close and reliable friend, Muhammad, on pages 3,4,5,6,7+8"


:laugh:

[Smithy]

"NOTW Exclusive: TOWIE star Amy Childs used to be a man. Full story from her close and reliable friend, Muhammad, on pages 3,4,5,6,7+8"

rofl

[Niamh.]

"It was the hacking wot done it "

[Jordan.]

The first ever moving newspaper

http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt123/DarkToxicChicken/I-regret-nothing-chicken.gif?t=1300900482

[Niall]

The first ever moving newspaper

http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt123/DarkToxicChicken/I-regret-nothing-chicken.gif?t=1300900482

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:


I think it's just be Goodbye and then 1 October 1843 - 10 July 2011

[Sam:)]

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee411/SR2K11/Untitled-9.png

[Jords]

'Top 10 Ways to Have a Poo'

[michael21]

coming next week sun Sunday :shocked:

[Joe.]

End of the World
But look at the Sun...!

[Lewis.]

Yeah...

"See Sun for next weeks issue"

[Smithy]

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee411/SR2K11/Untitled-9.png

********

[Doogle]

It's been going a long time :o

[bbfan1991]

Farewell readers and we'll hack you later!

[Pyramid*]

Oh, I liked the headline from Sam - "NOTW. Hacked to Death".

Very good.

[KG.]

Hacked off.

[bbfan1991]

Hackers R Us, the apology!

[Kerry]

"Don't worry, we'll be hack"

[Kerry]

"No job vacancies - Don't call us, we'll call you"

[Matt]

Read on Twitter that 'sources' say the final issue's headline is "Thank You & Goodbye" and it will be 56 pages long, 48 of which are a pull-out celebrating its history :laugh:

[Kerry]

Yeah, bit dull. At least they could apologise

[GypsyGoth]

Read on Twitter that 'sources' say the final issue's headline is "Thank You & Goodbye" and it will be 56 pages long, 48 of which are a pull-out celebrating its history :laugh:

I got it half right :D but I also thought they'd have the start and finish dates on it.

[Smithy]

http://i1.cdnds.net/11/27/showbiz_notw_final_cover.jpg

featuring 120 pages and a special 48-page pullout, Sky News reports. Profits from its sale will go to charity.

[GypsyGoth]

Putting the Worlds Greatest Paper is silly, if it was the greatest, it wouldn't be canceled.

[Scarlett.]

Quite sad looking at the old paper and thinking it was once a reputable newspaper

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00280/front-covers_619_280701a.jpg

[Scarlett.]

Quite sad looking at the old paper and thinking it was once a reputable newspaper

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00280/front-covers_619_280701a.jpg

[Kerry]

Ironic one headline above their headline is "CAUGHT"

[Lewis.]

Quite sad looking at the old paper and thinking it was once a reputable newspaper

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00280/front-covers_619_280701a.jpg

Just goes to show how media has changed a lot of things for the worse.

[Pyramid*]

Quite sad looking at the old paper and thinking it was once a reputable newspaper

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00280/front-covers_619_280701a.jpg

Aha... but if you zoom in you will see that the olde worlde version news stories are along the lines of

Circus freak, bearded lady is man in disguise.

Town Cryer is caught in sexual sin with street urchin

Local Inn uses Bubonic Plague rats as filling for pies

Horse drawn carriage owner caught up in drugs scandal

:D


Ironic one headline above their headline is "CAUGHT"

Quite apt I'd say.

[InOne]

Got my last ever copy today :amazed:

[joeysteele]

At the ASDA near me it was apparantly sold out by noon and they only opened at 10 a.m.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jade on the front

[T*]

''Don't leave a message''

[Harry!]

:thumbs:


http://i.imgur.com/STUzb.png

[Kerry]

Is that you Harry?


I didn't buy the last one.

I read Jarvis Cocker bought one to use as toilet paper or something? :joker:

[InOne]

I hate the last paper, gonna keep it until it's worth something

[Kerry]

I hate the last paper, gonna keep it until it's worth something

Is it arse sucky? Is there an apology anywhere?

[Kerry]

I have newspapers from when the twin towers came down. But papers won't be worth anything these days. It's more a memory thing as I saw it all unfold :(

[Ammi]

all the internet campaigns to boycott the NOTW and the disgust at how they've got their stories and they announce it's their last publication and they'll be prining what was it, 5 million extra copies? because everone will want to buy the last copy because it's special. Pleeese, that boycott didn't last long. The only thing special about it is the people who bought it:nono:

[Harry!]

Is that you Harry?


I didn't buy the last one.

I read Jarvis Cocker bought one to use as toilet paper or something? :joker:

Yes it is me, I posted it in serious debates and nobody looked.