Victoria Beckham ruins her daughters life

[Marc]

By calling her Harper Seven

What the hell?

(7 because of David obvs!)

[Marc]

Why can't celebrities just name their children like normal names?

[Livia]

To be named after the woman who wrote To Kill A Mockingbird, can't be such a bad start in life, can it? Actually, I think Harper is a very pretty name. Better than, say, Princess Tiaami...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

When I saw she called it Harper I thoguht, wow shes named it normal... then I saw the seven and I was like... Wtf?

[cub]

I thought it was 'Harpic 7' when I heard it on the radio this morning.

[Niamh.]

Harper is a nice name, hopefully the seven bit won't be mentioned much. Harper Beckham is quite nice.

[Livia]

I agree Niamh... and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I thought it was going to be something much more outlandish.

[Marc]

Harper is fine! It's the seven or 7 bit that's weird. You're already famous why do you need more attention by calling your daughter a number.

[Niamh.]

well, nobody uses my middle name so maybe that'll be the same for her! Unless her first name is Harper 7?

[joeysteele]

I was not impressed at first but Harper I guess is an okay name, better than what could have been from these 2.

[Niall]

I don't like the name Harper but at least she wasn't called Apple or something.

[Niamh.]

I think the nicest celebrity unusual name I've heard is Nicole Richie's daughter Harlow, shame she ruined it all by calling her son Sparrow :bored:

[Niall]

I think the nicest celebrity unusual name I've heard is Nicole Richie's daughter Harlow, shame she ruined it all by calling her son Sparrow :bored:

True, the strangest set of celebrity baby names I think goes to Gwyneth Paltrow & Christ Martin's naming of their kids Moses and Apple. Jesus Christ. :crazy:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

It's becoming too much of a trend now this is why I think that celebs must be using aliases now to keep the news of the world type peeps away. Comeone nobody can really do this to their children....apple, harper comeon.

[Niamh.]

No I still think Gwyneth Paltrow & Christ Martin's naming of their kids Moses and Apple still takes the cake. Jesus Christ. Moses and Apple?! :crazy:

haha, yeah they're pretty bad, Bob geldofs kids names almost seem normal these days..............

[Niamh.]

It's becoming too much of a trend now this is why I think that celebs must be using aliases now to keep the news of the world type peeps away. Comeone nobody can really do this to their children....apple, harper comeon.

Harper is nice though, plus it's an actual name

[Niall]

haha, yeah they're pretty bad, Bob geldofs kids names almost seem normal these days..............

Lmao true. I actually think Peaches makes a lovely name though. :lovedup:

[Niamh.]

Lmao true. I actually think Peaches makes a lovely name though. :lovedup:

Peaches and Pixie aren't too bad, Fifi trixabell and Tiger lily though..............:/

[Ninastar]

True, the strangest set of celebrity baby names I think goes to Gwyneth Paltrow & Christ Martin's naming of their kids Moses and Apple. Jesus Christ. :crazy:

I like their names :suspect:

[Ammi]

Quit like Harper actually although Harper Beckham does sound like a character in some cheesey American novel. It's not like her lifestyle is going to be mixing with the Sharons and Janes of this world either, her world will be full of unusual names, its the trend of the rich and famous

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Harper is nice though, plus it's an actual name

it's more a second name. and what about seven and all the other weird names? :(

Maybe todays celebs are just egotistical enough to think that they can start new trend of names. After all the names we all have got started somewhere. Maybe in a few years apple and such will be the norm :joker:

[Sam:)]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la18gmPZdz1qdcy7so1_500.gif

[Niamh.]

it's more a second name. and what about seven and all the other weird names? :(

Maybe todays celebs are just egotistical enough to think that they can start new trend of names. After all the names we all have got started somewhere. Maybe in a few years apple and such will be the norm :joker:

Well, there was a Harper Lee, who wrote To Kill a Mockingbird but yeah I know you're saying, some of the names are just stupid, her boys names are ridiculous, especially brooklyn

[Marc]

I think we can all agree that Seven is the messed up part

[Kate!]

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Have a look at these, and you will probably cringe as much as I did. Poor poor kids!!

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

[Niamh.]

lmao at Satchel and Camera

[Kate!]

Gulliver :crazy::crazy:

[Barbie]

Harper Beckham, when you say it normally out loud its actually quite a mouthful

[Marc]

Audio Science!?

[CharlieO]

Bluebell Madonna :conf:

[Novo]

Harper Beckham

What a great name and rather seven then twenty three his other shirt number.

[Niamh.]

Harper Beckham

What a great name and rather seven then twenty three his other shirt number.

:laugh2:

[Jords]

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Have a look at these, and you will probably cringe as much as I did. Poor poor kids!!

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

I bolded the names I actually quite like :laugh:

[Kate!]

I bolded the names I actually quite like :laugh:

I like Lennon and Liberty, Willow is ok.

Most of the rest are horrendous tho!:shocked:

[Stu]

Jazz Domino is absoloutely fantastic. I wish I'd been called that.

[Smithy]

Seven is just her middle name though ?

It's not like they're gonna refer to her as harper seven

[GypsyGoth]

Seven is just her middle name though ?

It's not like they're gonna refer to her as harper seven

Well Maroon are still called Maroon 5.

[Niamh.]

Well Maroon are still called Maroon 5.

:laugh2:

[Mystic Mock]

Harper is bad enough,but WTF with seven?

[joeysteele]

Harper is bad enough,but WTF with seven?

That's what great wealth does to you jf. Really strange.

[Mystic Mock]

That's what great wealth does to you jf. Really strange.

Ive just realised though that at least it isnt Camera.:joker:

But seriously if the Beckhams have a fifth child they should come up with a normal name.

[Jordan.]

Seven is just her middle name though ?

It's not like they're gonna refer to her as harper seven

What if its like Mary Jane :suspect:

[cub]

What time is it?

Harper 7.

[Niall]

Peaches and Pixie aren't too bad, Fifi trixabell and Tiger lily though..............:/

True. :laugh:

I like their names :suspect:

You like the names Moses and Apple? :conf2:

[cub]

What do you expect from Thick and Thin?

She's had a very lucky life considering she has zero talent as a singer or fashion designer (essentially copying Hepburn and styles of the past).

[arista]

By calling her Harper Seven

What the hell?

(7 because of David obvs!)




She had the Baby Cut out of her
no baby can leave through her vagina.

[Marc]

What time is it?

Harper 7.

Hahaha my mum told me this morning and I thought she told me it was half past 7 when she gave birth so I asked her what it was called and I thought she was being stupid and saying the time over and over.. She meant the name :tongue:

[Marc]

She had the Baby Cut out of her
no baby can leave through her vagina.

LOL! Thanks for that image arista

[Doogle]

I thought her first name was Harper 7.

This is okay I guess cos Harper is a nice name.

[patsylimerick]

Everytime I heard it today I pictured Seven of Nine from Star Trek.

[Vicky.]

daft name, but better than it could have been :laugh:

[Ninastar]

You like the names Moses and Apple? :conf2:

yus

[Kerry]

I like the name Harper. Sevens a bit odd. Good job Beckham doesn't play in 13

[Kerry]

Although thinking about it, the name sounds a bit like a space shuttle....

[Boothy]

It sounds like a deaf person telling someone what time Eastenders starts.

[Princess]

I like the name Harper, she can easily ignore Seven, well if her parents weren't one of the most couples in the world and everyone knows her name.

[Kerry]

It sounds like a deaf person telling someone what time Eastenders starts.

:joker:

[cub]

It sounds like a deaf person telling someone what time Eastenders starts.

Send that one to Frankie Boyle.

[Kerry]

I read that joke wrong :shocked:

[Doogle]

Harper 69

[Kerry]

Harper Seven - explained (David Beckham)

"One is them was because Harper is an old English name which we loved and one of the other reasons is because Victoria's favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird and the author was Harper Lee. And it's a very strong passionate book so that's where Harper came from.

"And Seven is partly because of the shirt number I wore for many years because I had so much luck around wearing that number and it was such an influential number throughout my career and a lucky number but that wasn't the main reason. The reason behind Seven is that it symbolises spiritual perfection and is a lucky number around the world. We love the name. We love Harper Seven and we're very proud of having her in our family."

[Ninastar]

i like the name now


-is probably the only one-

[Jords]

Is her name spelt Harper Seven or Harper 7?

[Kerry]

Harper Seven

[Kerry]

i like the name now


-is probably the only one-

I love the name Harper. Everyone will have forgotten about the Seven bit in a month. If I recall the boys have unusual second names too but I'm damned if I can remember them :D

[Jords]

Thats better I guess :spin:

[Ninastar]

I love the name Harper. Everyone will have forgotten about the Seven bit in a month. If I recall the boys have unusual second names too but I'm damned if I can remember them :D

I love the name too. I don't think the seven part is that bad. I think it's kinda unique actually. I think that because of their background and everything it makes sense.

[Kerry]

Her initials sound like a bank though.....

[Redway]

Don't see why the press love invading people's private lives.

[Kerry]

Don't see why the press love invading people's private lives.

By printing the name of their baby?

[Ninastar]

better than a gas company (mine are) :sad:

[joeysteele]

Definately it's better than what I was expecting, when you look at what some celebrities have called their Daughters I guess this is as near normal as it gets with some celebrity couples.

[Kerry]

Definately it's better than what I was expecting, when you look at what some celebrities have called their Daughters I guess this is as near normal as it gets with some celebrity couples.

I think the novelty will soon be to call them something *normal*