If you were a Transformer, i.e. giant robot...what would you transform into?

[The_Dabbler]

Apart from a stunning beauty, obviously!

[Stu]

I'd transform into a massive metallic dildo and mercilessly **** my enemies up the bum.

[The_Dabbler]

I'd transform into a massive metallic dildo and mercilessly **** my enemies up the bum.

Please can you put Michael Bay on top of your list?

After all, he shafted the rest of us with his movie adaptations!

[Stu]

I would be putting us all in danger if he met his end. He is scripted to get laid to rest in a helicopter crash with flames and fire and cars screeching and clanging and tumbling across the graveyard meadows for no good reason.

[The_Dabbler]

I would be putting us all in danger if he met his end. He is scripted to get laid to rest in a helicopter crash with flames and fire and cars screeching and clanging and tumbling across the graveyard meadows for no good reason.

Yeah, but I want to see your 'Dildo suggestion' in 3D :spin: