Likes that you actually like

[InOne]

I know most are annoying but some are quite good lol


"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best mate"

"Going out for a quiet one and coming home with a ruined life"

"Going out for a quiet butterbeer and ending up in Azkabam"

[Ninastar]

Faking dead in the pool to see if anyone cares

Having no purpose in life after seeing the last Harry Potter.

[KG.]

- "I wasn't that drunk" Dude, u were QWOPing
- I Used To Harass "SmarterChild"
- Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth
- I CAN'T BELIEVE MADDIE MCCANN LOOKED LIKE THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL

[Ramsay]

Making bad chemistry jokes cus all the good ones argon

[Ninastar]

3 of my friends just joined that, and none of them are from here :suspect:

[Marc]

Crying over your keyboard as you 'like' all the Harry Potter pages

[Ramsay]

3 of my friends just joined that, and none of them are from here :suspect:

:suspect:

[InOne]

"I wasn't drunk" DUDE you threw my hampster and shouted Go Pikachu!

[Josy]

I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to ****ing please you.

Reading a status and thinking "God, you're full of ****!".

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face.

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead!

17 years later and I'm still pissed that Mufasa died. Screw you Scar!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

facebook is ****

[Josy]

facebook is ****

Because you have no friends :( :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-reports-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and i had 69 friends when i had fb tyvm and i knew them all irl :hmph:

[Josy]

-reports-

:laugh3:

[Harry!]

facebook is ****

+1

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ty harry -links and struts out of thread-

[Josy]

Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard

[Boothy]

Going out for a butterbeer and getting absolutely philosopher stoned

[CharlieO]

'Masturbating in the toilets of KFC whilst crying about how fat you are'

[Ninastar]

i dun get that one

[Ninastar]

oh i read that wrong

[Z]

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[CharlieO]

'Washing your best tracksuit for your big moment on Jeremy Kyle'

'Getting a cat because no one else will love you'

[Vicky.]

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

OMG :laugh3:

[Patrick]

'Covering Orphans in self raising flour because you're a caring *****.'

and i had 69 friends when i had fb tyvm and i knew them all irl :hmph:

Trust Scott to have the most sexual number of friends.

[Z]

I love the Facebook pages I come across, genuinely think I'm so funny when it comes to Facebook page likes haha.

[Patrick]

Facebook Pages are hilarious, it's just the ones that use the same old 'That Awkward Moment When...'

Bollocks.

Half the time it isn't even awkward, the delusional bastards just can't think of another word to use to describe the situation at all. :bored:

The nan jokes were hilarious though, honest to god.

'STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR *****! Nan, Please! He's having a fit.'

[Vicky.]

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

[Z]

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

I'll have moments where a word/phrase pops into my head that I think "that'll probably have good pages with that in the title" so I'll type it into search then filter it to page results and have a browse for a while... I'm the best kind of sad :hugesmile:

[Boothy]

'Rhyming swagger with jagger because you're a lyrical genius'

[Patrick]

'Calling your vagina KFC because it's finger lickin' good'

A really hot girl liked that one and now I can't stop thinking of her :amazed:

[Shaun]

I find it a little frustrating how quickly repetitive some groups get. I'm glad the "taking off your ______ after a long day of ______" ones and "I wasn't that drunk, DUDE _______________" ones are dying now.

['Conor]

my favourite nan Joke was

"ROLLING IN THE DEEEEPP", Nan get your wheelchair out of the bath."

[King Gizzard]

Cheese alert

I'm tic your tac together we're mint

[Locke.]

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

[Josy]

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

:laugh3:

[InOne]

The awkward moment when someones new tattoo is ****.

[Smithy]

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face.

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead!


:joker::joker::joker:

[Niall]

Hi I'm David Beckam and Harper 7 was my idea (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hi-Im-David-Beckham-and-Harper-7-was-my-idea/182485031811434) and Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Making-bad-chemistry-jokes-because-all-the-good-ones-Argon/163942543674188).

I'll post some more later. :D

[Josy]

Going out for a quiet one and ending up on Crimewatch.

[Josy]

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

['Conor]

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

there was the same one i liked except it said Ireland instead of Scotland :joker:

[Locke.]

Calling your penis Sum 41, because you're in too deep

['Conor]

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

[InOne]

^^ :joker:

[Josy]

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

:laugh:

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

Really?!

My feed is full of them.

Almost as many as the 'turban' ones that were doing the rounds :bored:

[Josy]

I havent seen any of those either :laugh:

[Boothy]

Calling your penis Apu Nahasapeemapetilon because it's a mouthful.

[Boothy]

Calling your vagina leona lewis cause it keeps bleedin.'

[*mazedsalv**]

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

I feel so so so so bad for laughing.:joker:

"I'm the friend that's always up for Jaegerbombs"
"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best friend"

The awkward moment Bin Laden comes down the lift on Take Me Out

The awkward moment when you think you have won Australias Next Top Model

The awkward moment when you open a present and it sucks

Thanks for ruining my status with your **** comment.

Were you dropped as a baby? Yes, into a pool of sexy.

Sometimes I get really depressed, then I realise, I am a ****ing legend.

Awkward Palm Tree

I fell over and seriously injured my fringe.

Your not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

No matter how bad my life gets, I will never be on Jeremy Kyle.

Comebacks that make the whole room go "Oooooh"

Someone call autoglass, because I'm about to get smashed.

"k"- the ultimate comeback

Camilla did a good job carrying the carriage at the Royal Wedding

Checking symptoms on Google and being diagnosed with a terminal illness

I secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me


You're lifes about as pointless as a McFlurry lid

Stopping the microwave at :01 and pretending you're a bomb specialist

That awkward as ******* walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the road

"And I was like ******* you" "Did you say that?" "Nah but I thought it"

Hating the person who always held on to the parcel too long

[InOne]

Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?

[Lewis.]

HAHAHAHA Joe.. that's wicked :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[_Seth]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate-jealous-orange-chipmunks-stupid-sluts/360185934409

[Josy]

Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

Chasing lesbians with your cock out to show them what their missing out on

[InOne]

Using jumpers as goalposts because you're an inventive bastard

[CharlieO]

'Fist pumping in a maths exam when your favourite equation comes up.'

'How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.'

[MTVN]

Calling your penis Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 40 yards

['Conor]

Seeing a man cycling on his bike and shouting "real men ride women!!"

Oh you have an irish accent? Excuse me while i take my clothes off.

[Vicky.]

Oh you have an irish accent? Excuse me while i take my clothes off.

:D

[Z]

The awkward moment when Valerie finally goes over to Amy's and she's not in



wahahahahhahhaha don't have the balls to like it, too many Winehouse obsessives on my friends list

[Vicky.]

The awkward moment when Valerie finally goes over to Amy's and she's not in



wahahahahhahhaha don't have the balls to like it, too many Winehouse obsessives on my friends list

Im gunna like that one I think.

Most of the jokes are awful but I like this one :D

[Z]

Im gunna like that one I think.

Most of the jokes are awful but I like this one :D

My favourite one I've heard so far is "What's Amy Winehouse's biggest hit? The one that killed her!" lololol. -retreats away from the forum-

[Vicky.]

My favourite one I've heard so far is "What's Amy Winehouse's biggest hit? The one that killed her!" lololol. -retreats away from the forum-

:laugh:

get your tin hat ready :D

[InOne]

It's all fun and games untill theres no straw in your capri-sun.

['Conor]

^ :laugh2:

[Josy]

Some people should get two FB accounts. One for each face.

[Niamh.]

Some people should get two FB accounts. One for each face.

:laugh2:

[Josy]

Scotland: Where "thingy" means absolutely anything.

[King Gizzard]

the ''i wasnt that drunk'' ones annoy the hell outta me

[Niamh.]

Scotland: Where "thingy" means absolutely anything.

It does here too :love:

['Conor]

the ''i wasnt that drunk'' ones annoy the hell outta me

their so not funny

['Conor]

"Did she just- AWH HELL NAWH, Gurl hold ma earrings!"

[Boothy]

'Rotating your dinner plate to get a better look at the situation.'

I do this all the time :laugh:

[Boothy]

'Not knowing who's online because the new fb chat is ****.'

:worship:

[InOne]

Disappearing on a night out because your ****ing magic

[CharlieO]

Checking your symptoms on google and thinking 'I'm so ****ed'

[Lee.]

Hahahaha... some of these are really funny!

[CharlieO]

'I was far to emotionally damaged by the break up of S-Club 7 to listen to any S-Club Juniors music.'

[Josy]

Having a mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.

[Vicky.]

Having a mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.

:D

[Ninastar]

I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs

[Ninastar]

Swapping your girlfriends tampon with a party popper while she sleeps.

[InOne]

You think you're bang tidy but the only thing I'd smash is your teeth

[King Gizzard]

what the hell are all these goat ones about?

[InOne]

Encouraging drunk people to do stupid things

[Niamh.]

Having a mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.

:laugh2: It's funny cos it's true

[Josy]

:laugh2: It's funny cos it's true

:laugh3:

[_Seth]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Would-rather-have-herpes-than-listen-to-Cher-Lloyd/163144677054306

[Boothy]

Putting unexpected items in the bagging area coz ur a ****ing maniac

[Boothy]

Using 'shitloads' as an actual term for measurements

[CharlieO]

Calling your vagina horcrux coz it needs to be destroyed.

[Joelle.]

Exam is like a dick. When its hard, everybody gets ****ed!

[InOne]

Alcohol Misuse means in Geordie terms "gannin oot on the lash"

[King Gizzard]

Hi. I'm a T-Rex, my arms are too small to wank so i'm always angry

['Conor]

Lets face it, we have all wanted to walk away from an explosion in slow motion.

[King Gizzard]

You know shes playing hard to get when your chasing her down an alleyway

[Joelle.]

Checking for murderers behind the shower curtain.

['Conor]

Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, i am a Penguin.

[Josy]

Being a top neighbour and turnin the tunes up so next door can hear.

Scotland, where ''Moan then.'' is an invitation to battle.

[Joelle.]

Do double chins run in your family? Oh I'm sorry, no-one runs in your family.

[Firewire]

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

['Conor]

LOL

:laugh2:

[CharlieO]

Being Unprepared And Feeling Under Pressure At The Drive Through Speaker

[Twilight]

"Being Fluent In Parseltongue Because You're Such A Snake."

[Josy]

Dear Mario I Wasted My Whole Childhood Saving Your Girlfriend

[Joelle.]

Putting a condom on your head so you can mind-f u c k someone.

[Josy]

Some people are like clouds. Once they **** off its a great day.

[Ninastar]

Throwing everything off the bed onto the floor when you return hammered

['Conor]

Losing ur mum in the supermarket and accepting the fact that ur gonna die

['Conor]

Sometimes, when i close my eyes, i can't see.

['Conor]

Sometimes when i'm bored i go into my room and pretend i'm a carrot.

[Firewire]

Sometimes when i'm bored i go into my room and pretend i'm a carrot.

wtf :laugh3:

[Marsh.]

Losing ur mum in the supermarket and accepting the fact that ur gonna die

:joker:

You know the economy`s in trouble when America`s main export is tweets.

[Joelle.]

The moment you realise Liam Neeson isnt actually God

[Marsh.]

If actions speak louder than words, why can't I hear mimes?

[Niamh.]

The moment you realise Liam Neeson isnt actually God

Wash your mouth out with soap, have you seen Taken? :nono:

[seanraff07]

'Here we ****in' go' - Scotlands excuse for not knowing the words to a song

[Josy]

'Here we ****in' go' - Scotlands excuse for not knowing the words to a song

:laugh3:

[InOne]

Waking up & checking your FB like its the morning paper

[InOne]

All these riots its clear whats happening, Voldermort is BACK.

[Smithy]

All these riots its clear whats happening, Voldermort is BACK.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lksz1tWaEH1qjjzv2o1_400.gif

[Ninastar]

quick get harry to save us

[MTVN]

going to the Winchester, having a pint and waiting for all this to blow over

[seanraff07]

The Kaiser Chiefs must be feeling pretty smug right now.

['Conor]

The Kaiser Chiefs must be feeling pretty smug right now.

LMAO :laugh2:

[Smithy]

idgi

[CharlieO]

Gavin from Autoglass has 1 hell of a job on his hands after these riots.

[Firewire]

idgi

[2]

[InOne]

hamKl-su8PE

[seanraff07]

Scotland, Where we're too lazy to riot

[InOne]

Smashing up your own city because you have the IQ of a ham sandwich

[Boothy]

"HMV's been looted but Swagger Jagger CD's r still on the shelves"

['Conor]

"HMV's been looted but Swagger Jagger CD's r still on the shelves"

:laugh:

[Boothy]

Not rioting because Aston's already a shithole

[Jordan.]

"HMV's been looted but Swagger Jagger CD's r still on the shelves"

Cher's got the rioters in check.

[Locke.]

Keith Lemon's been spotted at the London Riots. Smashing back doors in.

[Locke.]

Going to pick up your benifits but realizing you burnt down the post office

[Ninastar]

Meowing at the back door because you can't get in

[Boothy]

Looks like Africa will be hosting comic relief for england.

['Conor]

Looks like Africa will be hosting comic relief for england.

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

Not rioting in Newcastle cause our police would'nt give a sh1t anyway


I refuse to like it though, am a bit of a snob with FB pages and ' wouldn't ' isnt right D:

[Locke.]

Can't be bothered making a thread for this but they're great

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/282499_243416195688813_243399685690464_824833_4737 442_n.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/223032_243484702348629_243399685690464_825205_2619 042_n.jpg

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/281761_243486019015164_243399685690464_825209_3423 087_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226017_243489109014855_243399685690464_825229_3470 806_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198653_243416025688830_243399685690464_824831_2202 247_n.jpg

['Conor]

Not rioting in London because my tracksuit is in the wash.

[InOne]

"Hello Rioters, Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting."

[CharlieO]

:joker:

[InOne]

Looting your gyal some fresh weave cos you think she's the one

[InOne]

Im in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be together

[Niall]

"You go on holiday and leave Nick Cleg in charge for five minutes... (http://www.facebook.com/pages/You-go-on-holiday-and-leave-Nick-Clegg-in-charge-for-five-minutes-/269904119691048)" - I laughed so hard when I saw that.

[Boothy]

Fist pumping in church when your favorite hymn comes on

[Josy]

Next week on jeremy kyle - 'i fink my gf cheated whilst i was out rioting

[seanraff07]

Frank Gallagher to sort out the Manchester riots cause then they'll scatter

[InOne]

Roses are red. FB is blue. You look bangable, so I'll add you

[Ninastar]

Gluing coconuts to your dog's feet so neighbours think you have a horse

[Vicky.]

Gluing coconuts to your dog's feet so neighbours think you have a horse

:laugh:

[Lee.]

Gluing coconuts to your dog's feet so neighbours think you have a horse

:laugh3:

['Conor]

Lying naked on your floor screaming Adele lyrics at your 27 cats

['Conor]

Wearing a grim reaper suit while standing outside a nursing home

[BOOSH]

Emotionally breaking down after playing a magnificent triangle solo.

[BOOSH]

Not looting cause my mum didnt bring me up on turkey dinosaurs and stella.

If her shoes light up, she too young for you bro.

Sticking your dick in a Bread Bag 'cos Condoms don't fit

Overfeeding your dog so it doesnt hassle you for walkies.

Emotionally breaking down on Jeremy Kyle when Graham comes out

[Lewis.]

The moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed & leaves the room

[InOne]

Don't worry, I'm an artist...now get naked

[BOOSH]

Using Wd-40 as lube during sex cus ur a ****in machine

Having absolutely no self-control at a buffet.

[BOOSH]

'How many drinks have you had tonight sir', "Yeah good thanks"

[InOne]

Moon Walking Through A Riot Because You're A Smooth Criminal

Slags who slag off other slags for being slags

[Josy]

Moon Walking Through A Riot Because You're A Smooth Criminal

Slags who slag off other slags for being slags

:joker:

[Josy]

Here's my cup of give a ****, \_/ Oh look it's empty, so jog on.

[InOne]

Being a top African and getting the water in for the boys

['Conor]

Violently fist pumping to Adele.

Emotionally breaking down after playing a magnificent triangle solo.

Sometimes i lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb.

[Vicky.]

Painting your child blue so your neighbours think you own a smurf.

[Boothy]

Not caring about your education because you fully expect to win the Lottery

[Vicky.]

Not caring about your education because you fully expect to win the Lottery

:joker:

[Josy]

Painting your child blue so your neighbours think you own a smurf.

:laugh3:

[BOOSH]

Gluing tomatoes to ur weed plants so the neighbours don't think ur a dealer.

[BOOSH]

Dressing up as a Sausage and chasing Vegetarians.

[CharlieO]

Dressing up as a Sausage and chasing Vegetarians.

:laugh2:

['Conor]

Goat's are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

['Conor]

Standing trapped in the corner of the shower because the water turned cold.

I bet she is naked under all those clothes, the slut.

[CharlieO]

Having to pretend you like the dinner your eating at a friends house.

[Boothy]

Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Trying-to-look-happy-when-no-money-falls-out-of-your-birthday-card/124123131003425)

[Iceman]

http://www.facebook.com/tomsellecksmustache

[Joelle.]

http://www.facebook.com/tomsellecksmustache

:worship:
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/selleckREX_450x250.jpg

[ram513]

Twinkle, Twinkle little *****, close your legs they're not a door (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Twinkle-Twinkle-little-*****-close-your-legs-theyre-not-a-door-_/127029150726933)

[ram513]

Twinkle twinkle little slut, Close your legs you filthy mutt (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Twinkle-twinkle-little-slut-Close-your-legs-you-filthy-mutt/215083565205834)

[ram513]

When The Teacher Says "GET OUT" It Means You Have Won The"ARGUMENT"=P (http://www.facebook.com/You.Won.Jibran)

[ram513]

Obvious one!! :D (http://www.facebook.com/BigBrotherUK)

[InOne]

Twinkle twinkle little slut, Close your legs you filthy mutt (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Twinkle-twinkle-little-slut-Close-your-legs-you-filthy-mutt/215083565205834)

:joker:

[Iceman]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sarah-Jessica-Parkers-face-looks-like-a-foot/304561713827

[Iceman]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hi-Im-Troy-McLure-Youre-reading-this-in-my-voice-arent-you/130250183722744

[CaraRawr]

"I don't need to flip a coin to get head."

[InOne]

Being so hungover you genuinely think you're going to die

[CharlieO]

Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
(http://www.facebook.com/pages/Becoming-emotionally-unstable-after-finishing-a-TV-series/256359184382868)

[Iceman]

Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings.

[InOne]

Finding out you're gunna be a dad after being tagged in the scan.

[Stu]

Jay-Z finally has 100 problems.

[Iceman]

Jay-Z finally has 100 problems.

-joins-

[Josy]

Walking through a spiders web and instantly learning karate.

Getting a text and thinking "oh not this ****"

[Josy]

I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile.

Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again.

[InOne]

Never get on one knee for a girl that wont get on two for you.

Using 'shitloads' as an actual term for measurements

[InOne]

"Are you ready?" "Yes I'm Ready!" "I'm outside." "OH ****!"

[King Gizzard]

Shopping with mum and showing her how sick you can drift a trolley.

[InOne]

Do you want a tampon with that status you moody bitch

[Livia]

This thread made me laugh more than any other has for aaaaaaaages.

[King Gizzard]

Flagging your girlfriend offside when she leaves the kitchen.

[InOne]

Nobody's Perfect, But Being From Yorkshire's Pretty Close


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.

[Ninastar]

Kidnapping a Japanese person and blindfolding them with a shoe lace

['Conor]

"Ask me if i'm a fridge"
"Are you a fridge?"
"No."

[Josy]

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Coz it looks like u landed on ur face.

[CharlieO]

Fat, single and ready for a pringle

[_Seth]

Fat, single and ready for a pringle

Sounds hilarious. :D Wanna find it but I can't. :o

[Tom]

I'm one of those annoying people "Tom likes this page and 389239 other pages"

Texting your friend instead of knocking to let them know you're outside their house

Walking out of the bathroom when it's steamy and thinking "Tonight Matthew"

Putting quality banter before your friends feelings.

Quickly throwing up, then going right back on with your drunken night.

Sometimes i like to cover myself in vaseline, and pretend im a slug.

Trying to convince all 46 bitches you talk to that you're not a player

Being that person who always gets too drunk for no reason at casual events

Hope you have pet insurance because your pussy is about to get smashed

[Smithy]

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Coz it looks like u landed on ur face.

lmfao

['Conor]

Your not fat. Come on, chin up. and the other one.

[CaraRawr]

Kidnapping a Japanese person and blindfolding them with a shoe lace

oh my god

[_Seth]

I wear hoodies because i'm going to knife you, not because i'm cold.

[_Seth]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/that-awkward-pause-when-osama-bin-laden-asks-you-the-time-and-its-911/117302374976745?sk=wall

[_Seth]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sluts-who-like-pages-about-sluts-who-hate-sluts-for-being-sluts/150533458317312?sk=wall&filter=1

['Conor]

"Wanna hear a joke about a bird?"
"No."
"Oh.. hawkward."

"Wanna hear a joke about a blackboard?"
"No."
"Oh.. chalkward."

[InOne]

Wiping cum across your girlfriends forehead and whispering "simba"

[InOne]

Saying "Cheers" to the bus driver because he did an excellent job.

[CharlieO]

This killed me and I don't know why:

Xoxo Gossip Goat

[Josy]

I hope you step on a plug, you ****.

[CharlieO]

Singing Along to Adele and realising that you sound exactly the same

[InOne]

The awkward moment when a girl think she's more important than FIFA

[Tom]

How Dare You Call Me a Rapist !!! Jk, Get in the Van

[_Seth]

Fat, single and ready for a pringle

I can't find this one. :(

[Black Dagger]

I can't find this one. :(

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Single-and-ready-for-a-pringle/228251567223434

['Conor]

Like you would actually walk into a room and say "Wow fresh!"