The mysterious disappearance of Uk Turtle

[Kate!]

Where oh where has Ben gone? :puzzled:

He has not been seen for some time and forum members are getting increasingly concerned. Reports that he had been sighted meeting with Channel 5 execs disguised as Davina McCall to throw the press off the scent have proven to be false, Ben is NOT the new host of BB, although he would make a better one than some of the rumoured candidates....ho hum. :hugesmile:

Any other sightings or theories please report below.

UKTurtle......coming soon to a milk carton near you!!!!! :bawling:

[Niamh.]

Vicky has him chained up in the TiBB Towers dungeon :shocked:

[Kate!]

Vicky has him chained up in the TiBB Towers dungeon :shocked:

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

You'd better mount a rescue mission quick smart Mrs Turtle :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

lol, I actually have a theory that him and Marc are the same person, Marc disappears Ben appears and vice versa and they're bff :suspect:

[Ammi]

lol, I actually have a theory that him and Marc are the same person, Marc disappears Ben appears and vice versa and they're bff :suspect:

Maybe Marc's got him in chains:suspect::evilgrin:

[Josy]

lol, I actually have a theory that him and Marc are the same person, Marc disappears Ben appears and vice versa and they're bff :suspect:

I think you're onto something :suspect: :laugh:

[Kate!]

Maybe Marc's got him in chains:suspect::evilgrin:

AN unnamed source has aroused suspicions that Tibbs Marc may be implicated in this unsolved case. Marc has been in a lot of "Meetings" lately and has been observed muttering to himself whilst he thought he was alone on the forum. Also he has been using a second Identity, certain fellow Tibbers have been referring to him as Graham. All this is deeply suspect, and I think questions need to be asked now. This could go all the way to "THE TOP"

If anyone has any suspects as to who is colluding with "Graham", please share, this is getting very disturbing now. I may also have to force "The Mole" to reveal themselves!!!! as only Ben knows their true identity.

duh, duh, DURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

Think he's got internet problems

[Niamh.]

Think he's got internet problems

:idc:

[michael21]

Vicky has him chained up in the TiBB Towers dungeon :shocked:

can you chained me up and i show you michael21 towers :evilgrin:

[michael21]

I have seen UKTurtle he was on a forum that has sexy lady on it :shocked:

[Kate!]

:idc:

Latest Intelligence gathered on this worrisome disappearance of Forum Member Ben Turtle indicates that "devoted wife" Niamh Turtle may not be all she seems. Assuming a nonchalant attitude, and the cover story that Ben merely has trouble with his Internet Connection, Mrs Turtle let slip that she was unconcerned (by her recently posted quote)

It seems likely now that Mrs Turtle is in collusion somehow with a syndicate of forum members INCLUDING CERTAIN MODS!!!!

Suspects including Marc, Nate, Vicky are set to be arrested imminently by Inspector Shaun of TibbYard.

More news as we have it.......................

[michael21]

Niamh is a Suspects to :shocked:

[Niamh.]

I'm innocent, I didn't even know he took out that huge life insurance policy :hmph:

[michael21]

I'm innocent, I didn't even know he took out that huge life insurance policy :hmph:

so now your sexy and rich i have a big life insurance policy :evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

so now your sexy and rich i have a big life insurance policy :evilgrin:

No, I have a big life insurance policy :idc:

[michael21]

No, I have a big life insurance policy :idc:

As http://www.okbuydvd.com/images/upload/Image/monk.jpg

says she the guy

[Kate!]

Inspector Shaun of Tibbyard has called in a favour and we now have the nephew of famed US Detective Adrian Monk on the case. And by a strange coincidence, said nephew is our very own forum member Michael21!!!

Michael believes he has solved this case...... "Here's how it happened"

"Ben Turtle's huge popularity on the Tibb Forum had made a lot of people aspire to be like him. Niamh Turtle and Marc aka Graham were having a raunchy affair, which came to light this morning after Marc slipped up and revealed they had spent the night together. The plot was to chain Ben up in Tibb Towers, Nate and Vicky lured him there somehow and maintained a vigil between themselves to ensure he didn't escape.This is why they have been staying up all night, using their roles in Elimination as a cover story. Once Ben had been missing for a while, Marc and Niamh planned to take over "The Mole" and destroy Ben's reputation. Niamh also planned to claim her huge insurance payoff, and give a large chunk to Nate and Vicky for their help. Then after a while they would release Ben, who has lost his memory and thinks he is Davina McCall, which is why he was spotted briefly at Channel 5 when Vicky took him for a walk and he made a break for it. However, she posed as his PA and got him outta there fast.Keeping up??? They have now all been arrested but are refusing to reveal Ben's current whereabouts..... they moved him in the early hours of this morning apparently.

Hopefully he will be back soon, memory intact. Poor Poor Ben.

Inspector Shaun and Michael21Monk, you did a brilliant job. A reward has been posted by Locke and Nate for anyone who offers info leading to Ben's safe return as they quite enjoy "The Mole" and desperately want to find out WhoWasThatFurryCreature!

The gang of four hope to get away with their dastardly deeds by pleading temporary insanity......as if we'd believe that!!!???!!! Case closed.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFCq2o0hAcK6aeGomjy0wcyFO_KOpoC JhVr4_crMtYpofQgz1Klw

[Smithy]

omg niamh :shocked:

['Conor]

... i killed him :devil:

[michael21]

yeepee i like solveing that case :dance:

[Kate!]

... i killed him :devil:

You had better not have Mister :nono::nono:

(Hi Conor...like your latest Tibboaks :))

[Kate!]

yeepee i like solveing that case :dance:

:)

[Niamh.]

Lies :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/ky10Q.jpg

[DrunkerThanMoses]

He alive

[Niamh.]

He alive

see :hmph:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

see :hmph:

He said you tried to murder him though

[Niamh.]

He said you tried to murder him though

:shocked: the dirty liar :hmph:

[Benjamin]

:laugh3:

LOL at this whole thread!

[michael21]

see :hmph:

i have resolved this case Niamh is using ben account :shocked:

[Marc]

:laugh3:

LOL at this whole thread!

This.

:tongue:

[Ammi]

.............so UKT and Marc are both back, coincidence.......:suspect:

[Benjamin]

.............so UKT and Marc are both back, coincidence.......:suspect:

;)

[Novo]

There is a reason Marc has a blue Balloon covering his face in his avatar pop that Balloon and you'll see none other then the turtle staring back at you

[Ammi]

;)

We want answers:hmph:

[Ammi]

There is a reason Marc has a blue Balloon covering his face in his avatar pop that Balloon and you'll see none other then the turtle staring back at you

:joker:

[Harry!]

I think after the Eilmination Shrine task I think Niamh must of been looking too much at Madonna's Sex pictures and tried to test them out on ukturtle :shocked:.

[Kate!]

Pmfsl. I've just rediscovered this .....

And he's gone missing yet again!!!! Ben where the hell are you now?

[Pete.]

He comes on and off - he's not that active anymore

[jackc1806]

Ben are you actually called Ben Turtle? :love:

[Kate!]

Ben are you actually called Ben Turtle? :love:

Nope lol, he's a Brique :worship:

[Vicky.]

LOL. I was thinking my forum dates had messed up...not noticing the 2011 part of the first page :facepalm:

[Kate!]

No news then Vic? :hug:

[Benjamin]

I'm still around, just busy with work and hiking. Plus BB got **** so I stopped watching that. :tongue:

[Kate!]

I'm still around, just busy with work and hiking. Plus BB got **** so I stopped watching that. :tongue:

:wavey:

[reece(:]

Ben has been doing all the travelling he can whilst he is still moderately young.

[Benjamin]

Ben has been doing all the travelling he can whilst he is still moderately young.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/377c67414f27cdc6a42fa03cf8f94062/tumblr_n7wx35Zh2I1sfjr8ao3_250.gif

[Kate!]

Here it is Jess. I think it's well funnee.

[kirklancaster]

I think you're onto something :suspect: :laugh:

I was about to post this very same thing.

[Calderyon]

Not the first time this has happened.

He was a bachelor at some point.