Survivor: Chat & Games

[LemonJam]

Lo and behold! The contestants competing in Survivor: Chat & Games

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ik6sgh.png

FINALISTS
Marc - 1ST
Doogle - 2ND
Shaun - 3RD

The Jury
CharlieO
PJ
Lee
Locke
Boothy
Jords
Mollie






http://i54.tinypic.com/1zd88js.png
A group of people are seperated into 2 tribes. This tribes must compete against each other in competitions for Tribal Immunity.
The losing Tribe goes to Tribal Council where they will vote out one of their own.
Eventually, the tribes merge into 1 and individual immunity competitions come into play.
Again the tribe goes to tribal coucil to vote out one of their own.
When it comes down to the final three, they must tell a jury of 7 recently eliminated players why they deserve to become the sole survivor.

FAQ

Right, I'm going to make a FAQ even though nobody has asked these questions yet, which defeats the point but whatever, I suspect these Questions will come up at some point in the future:

What if I can't attend a competition?

If you can't attend a competition, PM me in advance stating that you cannot be there and I will take you out of that competition.
However, if you don't PM me, you will be put down to compete in the competition and you will be letting your team down with your absence. :@

What if I can't vote in time?

If you can't vote in time, then your vote will go against you at that tribal council.
If it happens again, your vote counts for 2, a third time, counts for 3 etc.

If one tribe outnumbers the other, isn't that unfair?

Do not fret! The teams will always be even. I will ask the team with more members to sit out people of their choice on their tribe so that the numbers are always the same.
However, a person cannot sit out two competitions in a row. This is to make it fair because it sucks enough that not everyone will always compete.

If the votes are tied, what happens?

If the vote is tied, I ask the non-tied tribe members to vote again between the two there is a tie for.
If there is another tie, it goes down to luck. You will each pick a number, one of these numbers is "cursed" but only I know which number is the "cursed number" The person who chooses that number is eliminated from the game.

What is the jury?
The people who place from 4th-10th will be the members of the jury and will decide who wins Survivor: Chat & Games. The jury will ask a question to each of the final three and then vote for who they think should win.

Ta-****ing-dah. Any other future questions, throw 'em at me.

[Doogle]

So I just PM saying I'd like to apply? :suspect:

[LemonJam]

Yeah, I don't see the point in asking for details like Name etc :p

[CharlieO]

:amazed:

[Vicky.]

Yeah, I don't see the point in asking for details like Name etc :p

I have never quite understood why people ask for that :laugh:

[Novo]

This has potential

[Shaun]

Didn't Amanda run this just before she got rumbled for stealing that story? [/irrelevant observations]

[Novo]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126047

Yeah it was never finished though :joker:

[Benjamin]

:amazed:

[MTVN]

Sounds interesting, I would apply but I'll be away for a few days early August so there's not much point :p

[Doogle]

I'll be gone from the 20th till the 27th but I'll be out by then

[King Gizzard]

sounds good :thumbs2:

[King Gizzard]

Has it really been 16months since the amanda thing? Christ

And all those questions on her application form :crazy:

[Novo]

Wouldn't be surprised if she copied that from another forum as well.. bet if you search the survivor logo image it will come up somewhere :joker:

[Marc]

The previous Survivor just ended all of a sudden :/

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'll apply

[LemonJam]

I've had more apps than I'd anticipated, but keep applying! :bigsmile:

[King Gizzard]

R_RVId9OkgI

[Locke.]

How long will it go on for, not gonna be on much near the middle of august

[LemonJam]

well I'm hoping to have the challenge one day, the elimination the next day. With 13 people eliminated before the final three that'd make 26ish days at the very maximum, but I can do both things on the same day if we have enough people online at the time, which will probably happen once numbers are whittled down.

[Lee.]

How long will it go on for, not gonna be on much near the middle of august
Why not?

[Novo]

don't be nosey

[LemonJam]

ooer.

[Locke.]

Why not?

Travelling to Africa to visit my twin brother

[Lee.]

don't be nosey

I can't help it! :tongue:

Travelling to Africa to visit my twin brother

Why's he there? :suspect:

[Locke.]

I can't help it! :tongue:



Why's he there? :suspect:

Lives there. Moved over there about 5 years ago

[Lee.]

Lives there. Moved over there about 5 years ago

Do you wear matching outfits and stuff?

[CharlieO]

Do you wear matching outfits and stuff?

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

nRyiM4UOXWA

[LemonJam]

Bump. Severely lacking in females at the moment, but apply whatever gender ye be. :bigsmile:

[Doogle]

R_RVId9OkgI

I included that in my application. :suspect:

[Benjamin]

I included that in my application. :suspect:

Hahaha, so did I! :hugesmile:

-doesn't feel so unique anymore-

[Doogle]

Hahaha, so did I! :hugesmile:

-doesn't feel so unique anymore-
Haha :D

But damn it. :mad: My love for Destiny's Child is still bigger than anyone elses :hmph:

[LemonJam]

-makes the 1st task to act out the music video-

RE-BUMP.

[CharlieO]

If it is that would be amazingly funny.

[LemonJam]

Applications are now closed! I've had more than I expected applying for this and even more would just mean I'd have to cut more people and that'd suck balls :( But thanks very much for the interest! :bigsmile:

I'll have some information coming out on the 30th and remember the game fully begins on the 1st of August

[Novo]

When is the 1st? Sunday?

[Lee.]

Nope, Monday

[T*]

crosses fingers.

[Benjamin]

Oh it starts the day after The Mole final. I hope I get in this. As much as I love hosting games I love participating in them even more. :hugesmile:

[Jords]

Oh no! Didnt see this before apps closed :sad:

[King Gizzard]

theme tune?

ZBR2G-iI3-I

[LemonJam]

-feels bad for Jords now but then I'd have an odd number- D:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I love American shows & i loved The Candidate hosted by you so i hope i get in :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

I love American shows & i loved The Candidate hosted by you so i hope i get in :hugesmile:

I've never participated in a game with you before. I never realised that until now.

[LemonJam]

I love American shows & i loved The Candidate hosted by you so i hope i get in :hugesmile:

Thank you :)

[KG.]

The Candidate :love: I think I had only been a member for a couple of weeks when that started :laugh:

[LemonJam]

and you did fooking well considering.

[Jords]

LJ is such a babe :love:

[LemonJam]

-posts for new page-

[Locke.]

When do we find out if we're in or not?

[Marc]

new page

[LemonJam]

Lo and behold! The contestants competing in Survivor:Chat & Games

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ik6sgh.png
http://i51.tinypic.com/245jwow.png

But what is this? Two tribes with 19 people?!

Stay tuned, more information coming later this evening.

Survivor: Chat and Games premieres 1st of August at 9:00pm

[Boothy]

:amazed:

[Locke.]

What great timing my question was

[Marc]

Yay!

[Novo]

If i want to survive on this island i am going to have to do what Boone did and hunt some boars

[Locke.]

And follow the great Locke

[Novo]

The only difference this time is Locke will be climbing up the cliff to see what is in the aeroplane

[LemonJam]

What great timing my question was

I respond to your demands :evilgrin:

[Locke.]

Cuda can take Dr Arzt's place

[Maia]

I should've applied for this.

[Wildcat!]

Aww man! That is my kind of game, to bad I missed out :(, but I will follow you guys! :)

Put me on your shortlist, if you need a replacement anyways!

[LemonJam]

You can be the camerawoman, Mollie.

[Wildcat!]

Dont forget LJ, if someone flakes out.
Me and LJ, dominated the last game similar to this one! :)
I cant believe Locke and Novo are in this. NEver seen you guys in one of these types of games. Theyre gonna eat you guys alive. :D

[Maia]

You can be the camerawoman, Mollie.

Yay! *gets camera ready*

http://media.assembly.org/gallery/album/organizers/slides/camerawoman.jpg

[Wildcat!]

Travelling to Africa to visit my twin brother

Where in Africa, does your brother live locke!

[Locke.]

I was just taking the piss because Happyland believes everything, I've wanted to visit South Africa since last years World Cup though

[LemonJam]

-notes Mollie and Wildcat down-

[Wildcat!]

I was just taking the piss because Happyland believes everything, I've wanted to visit South Africa since last years World Cup though

Oh my bad! LOL! :D

[CharlieO]

I should've applied for this.

You should have.

[Jords]

:amazed:

[CharlieO]

Thanks LJ this should be good. :D

[LemonJam]

cast list moved to front page for convenience.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Yay, I'm a contestant :D.
Goal for type of games where people vote you out is not to go first :joker:

[Shaun]

rofl 'premieres'. James you pretentious mess. ha2

[Lee.]

I was just taking the piss because Happyland believes everything, I've wanted to visit South Africa since last years World Cup though

Hahahahaha! What?? No I don't!


Oh and yay! at being included in this game!

[LemonJam]

Alright, for some pre-preparation I've made 18 horrific stereotypes of people that are probably offensive.

You must pick one character to "play as" for the game. This will decide which tribe you are on for the first portion of the game.

Soforth, here are the characters:

Blanca - Shaun
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4168/blancal.png
A spicy 38 year old latina housewife with an odd passion for Che Guevara

Daryl - Memyself&I
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7742/daryla.png
A 21 year old Chinese business student who plans to buy muller yoghurt with the prize money.

Duke - Boothy
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5373/dukem.png
A 41 year old motorbike enthusiast who likes beer n ****.

Eden
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/124/edenq.png
A 27 year old hippie who owns a purely organic T-shirt company. She's vegetarian so I don't know how the **** she'll survive.

Fame
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5570/fame.png
A 22 year old aspiring pop singer obsessed with Gaga.

Frederick - Marc
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3306/frederick.png
A 59 year old somewhat derranged Tree Surgeon who has chronic drooling from the mouth.

Gary
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7566/garyl.png
A 23 year old semi-pro football player with an IQ under 50 and a dong the size of a piccolo.

George - CharlieO
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1340/georget.png
A 37 year old inmate who probably shouldn't be on this show, but hey, drama~

Horatio - Novo
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2825/horatio.png
A 31 year old wrestler who never takes off his mask due to a cock fight gone horrificly wrong.

Jay - cuda123
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3145/jaygv.png
A 20 year old personal shopper who has more mince in his walk than Santa Claus can deal with in his pies.

Jodi - happyland
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6138/jodiy.png
A 26 year old cocktail waitress who's known not to sit on, but slide down bar stools.

Layla
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/5787/laylao.png
A 34 year old virgin hacker who lives with her mother. Basically another TiBB alumni.

Lillith
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8310/lillith.png
A 28 year old, unemployed leech on society who spends her money on Britney records, because being mainstream is SO non mainstream.

Marcus - Locke.
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6907/marcuss.png
A 26 year old aspiring poet who says he wants to become a rapper to keep up appearances n ting.

Plum
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5091/plum.png
A 24 year old princess with really, really odd eyes.

Samantha
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/231/samanthat.png
A 35 year old news reader who already has alot of money but feels like screwing everyone else over anyway. Bitch.

Susan
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2200/susank.png
A 30 year old hot businesswoman who's shockingly normal compared to the others outside of her bondage sessions.

Theodore - KG
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4069/theodore.png
A 68 year old Trombone teacher who's well known for giving his students a good trial of his horn.



First come first served, so pick quickly, but pick wisely. Please state in the thread which character you would like.

As you've noticed there are 19 players and only 18 people. If you don't pick a character in time... well, that will be all your fault. ;)

Good luck and see you on Monday, 9pm!

[Locke.]

Marcus

[Marc]

Frederick

ROFL

[Lee.]

Can I be Jodi?

[Shaun]

I STOPPED READING AT BLANCA I AM BLANCA OKAY k

[MeMyselfAndI]

Daryl

[Marc]

I STOPPED READING AT BLANCA I AM BLANCA OKAY k

Why am I not surprised :joker:

[LemonJam]

I had a hunch Shaun would go for Blanca :p

[MeMyselfAndI]

Damn Locke :bored:

[Shaun]

-just googled "piccolo"; ohay gary-

[Shaun]

oh and I didn't know ElProximo was a contestant

[Wildcat!]

Locke is black man!! Awesome! :D

[Novo]

Horatio

[CharlieO]

Meh George.

[LemonJam]

oh and I didn't know ElProximo was a contestant

rofl

[Marc]

<3 this

[Novo]

I am going to powerbomb Marcus through the ring

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2825/horatio.png

[Shaun]

I of course meant Jay when I said ElProximo. slanderous~

[Boothy]

I'll be Duke. He seems cool.

[T*]

Duke Please :D

[LemonJam]

Too late cuda, Boothy's claimed him for his own :evilgrin:

[T*]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Okay, I'll be Jay even though I'm straight

[Shaun]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo1_250.gif http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo2_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo3_250.gif http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo4_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo5_250.gif

[LemonJam]

I never said anything about Jay being gay ;)

[Boothy]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo1_250.gif http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo2_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo3_250.gif http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo4_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo5_250.gif

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

-is joking, cuda, no offence :p-

[KG.]

Theodore please :evilgrin:

[LemonJam]

Alright, for some pre-preparation I've made 18 horrific stereotypes of people that are probably offensive.

You must pick one character to "play as" for the game. This will decide which tribe you are on for the first portion of the game.

Soforth, here are the characters:

Blanca - Shaun
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4168/blancal.png
A spicy 38 year old latina housewife with an odd passion for Che Guevara

Daryl - Memyself&I
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7742/daryla.png
A 21 year old Chinese business student who plans to buy muller yoghurt with the prize money.

Duke - Boothy
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5373/dukem.png
A 41 year old motorbike enthusiast who likes beer n ****.

Eden
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/124/edenq.png
A 27 year old hippie who owns a purely organic T-shirt company. She's vegetarian so I don't know how the **** she'll survive.

Fame
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5570/fame.png
A 22 year old aspiring pop singer obsessed with Gaga.

Frederick - Marc
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3306/frederick.png
A 59 year old somewhat derranged Tree Surgeon who has chronic drooling from the mouth.

Gary - PJ
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7566/garyl.png
A 23 year old semi-pro football player with an IQ under 50 and a dong the size of a piccolo.

George - CharlieO
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1340/georget.png
A 37 year old inmate who probably shouldn't be on this show, but hey, drama~

Horatio - Novo
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2825/horatio.png
A 31 year old wrestler who never takes off his mask due to a cock fight gone horrificly wrong.

Jay - cuda123
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3145/jaygv.png
A 20 year old personal shopper who has more mince in his walk than Santa Claus can deal with in his pies.

Jodi - happyland
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6138/jodiy.png
A 26 year old cocktail waitress who's known not to sit on, but slide down bar stools.

Layla - sweetsophiefan
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/5787/laylao.png
A 34 year old virgin hacker who lives with her mother. Basically another TiBB alumni.

Lillith - Jords
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8310/lillith.png
A 28 year old, unemployed leech on society who spends her money on Britney records, because being mainstream is SO non mainstream.

Marcus - Locke.
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6907/marcuss.png
A 26 year old aspiring poet who says he wants to become a rapper to keep up appearances n ting.

Plum
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5091/plum.png
A 24 year old princess with really, really odd eyes.

Samantha - Doogle
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/231/samanthat.png
A 35 year old news reader who already has alot of money but feels like screwing everyone else over anyway. Bitch.

Susan - Vicky
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2200/susank.png
A 30 year old hot businesswoman who's shockingly normal compared to the others outside of her bondage sessions.

Theodore - KG.
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4069/theodore.png
A 68 year old Trombone teacher who's well known for giving his students a good trial of his horn.



First come first served, so pick quickly, but pick wisely. Please state in the thread which character you would like.

As you've noticed there are 19 players and only 18 people. If you don't pick a character in time... well, that will be all your fault. ;)

Good luck and see you on Monday, 9pm!

Quote for new page.

[Vicky.]

Samantha :D

[Vicky.]

No, screw that.

Susan please :)

[T*]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo1_250.gif http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo2_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo3_250.gif http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo4_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonxjkx5AC1qc382yo5_250.gif

Lmao. :joker:

[T*]

-is joking, cuda, no offence :p-

No Apology needed. :D

[Jords]

Ill be Lillith because I hate everything xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Jords]

And I also like hanging out at graveyards on Friday nights :idc:

[King Gizzard]

So most have gone, i'm gonna be stuck with some twat arent i

[LemonJam]

most likely.

[Doogle]

Idk :sad:

And no I don't wanna be the GaGa one :nono:

But thanks for including me :amazed:

EDIT: Ive made up my mind can I be Samantha please

[\PJ/]

what have I missed?

[LemonJam]

Just some preparation for before the game PJ, you pick a character who hasn't been picked and that'll decide which tribe you're on for when the game begins :)

[\PJ/]

Thank you

[Doogle]

We don't act like them for the whole bloody game I hope? :laugh:

[\PJ/]

Has Gary been chosen by someone? if not I will pick that one.

[LemonJam]

Well you don't really ever act as them, it's just to select which tribe you will be on. :p

[Doogle]

I want to act like mine now :hmph:

[LemonJam]

well if you want to, be my guest :p

[Doogle]

I'll look silly if no one else does :(

[KG.]

*unleashes trombone*

[Kate!]

Layla please

[LemonJam]

Alright, for some pre-preparation I've made 18 horrific stereotypes of people that are probably offensive.

You must pick one character to "play as" for the game. This will decide which tribe you are on for the first portion of the game.

Soforth, here are the characters:

Blanca - Shaun
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4168/blancal.png
A spicy 38 year old latina housewife with an odd passion for Che Guevara

Daryl - Memyself&I
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7742/daryla.png
A 21 year old Chinese business student who plans to buy muller yoghurt with the prize money.

Duke - Boothy
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5373/dukem.png
A 41 year old motorbike enthusiast who likes beer n ****.

Eden - Dezzy
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/124/edenq.png
A 27 year old hippie who owns a purely organic T-shirt company. She's vegetarian so I don't know how the **** she'll survive.

Fame
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5570/fame.png
A 22 year old aspiring pop singer obsessed with Gaga.

Frederick - Marc
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3306/frederick.png
A 59 year old somewhat derranged Tree Surgeon who has chronic drooling from the mouth.

Gary - PJ
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7566/garyl.png
A 23 year old semi-pro football player with an IQ under 50 and a dong the size of a piccolo.

George - Nate
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1340/georget.png
A 37 year old inmate who probably shouldn't be on this show, but hey, drama~

Horatio - Novo
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2825/horatio.png
A 31 year old wrestler who never takes off his mask due to a cock fight gone horrificly wrong.

Jay - cuda123
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3145/jaygv.png
A 20 year old personal shopper who has more mince in his walk than Santa Claus can deal with in his pies.

Jodi - happyland
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6138/jodiy.png
A 26 year old cocktail waitress who's known not to sit on, but slide down bar stools.

Layla - sweetsophiefan
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/5787/laylao.png
A 34 year old virgin hacker who lives with her mother. Basically another TiBB alumni.

Lillith - Jords
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8310/lillith.png
A 28 year old, unemployed leech on society who spends her money on Britney records, because being mainstream is SO non mainstream.

Marcus - Locke.
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6907/marcuss.png
A 26 year old aspiring poet who says he wants to become a rapper to keep up appearances n ting.

Plum - CharlieO
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5091/plum.png
A 24 year old princess with really, really odd eyes.

Samantha - Doogle
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/231/samanthat.png
A 35 year old news reader who already has alot of money but feels like screwing everyone else over anyway. Bitch.

Susan - Vicky
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2200/susank.png
A 30 year old hot businesswoman who's shockingly normal compared to the others outside of her bondage sessions.

Theodore - KG
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4069/theodore.png
A 68 year old Trombone teacher who's well known for giving his students a good trial of his horn.



First come first served, so pick quickly, but pick wisely. Please state in the thread which character you would like.

As you've noticed there are 19 players and only 18 people. If you don't pick a character in time... well, that will be all your fault. ;)

Good luck and see you on Monday, 9pm!

Re-quote for new page.

[Doogle]

Bloody mods :bored:

[Smithy]

26, rofl, you wish lee

[CharlieO]

Can I change to Plum because she is a ****ing rockstar.

[Lee.]

26, rofl, you wish lee

What do you mean?? I would never wish to be older :nono:

[Lee.]

-is actually 25-

[MeMyselfAndI]

supriced Doogle or GaGas army didn't pick fame

[Doogle]

supriced Doogle or GaGas army didn't pick fame

Knew you'd say that :joker:

The GaGa wannabe didn't appeal to me, I liked the black girl more

[Tom4784]

I'll go for Eden.

[Shaun]

which fails are we still waiting for?

[Vicky.]

Wonder which of them will end up with the gaga obsessive :joker:

[LemonJam]

Tbh at this point I'm thinking Nate, Ben and Eoin will be fighting to have nobody :laugh:

They have a day anyway.

[King Gizzard]

Guess I will go for this inmate person because I am a rebelious bastard

[Benjamin]

I didn't make it in. :bawling:

-kicks LJ in the shin-

[Locke.]

You are between CharlieO and PJ :joker:

[Benjamin]

:amazed:

Oh I am in the game!

[Shaun]

there's still Fame, ben.

[Vicky.]

I didn't make it in. :bawling:

-kicks LJ in the shin-

You did and you need to pick a person :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Pick what? Where, sorry I'm trying to go between this and The Mole as I'm trying to write up the reunion show.

[Vicky.]

Oh no, you dont even get to pick. You just have to say

'I want to be the gaga stan' D:

[Benjamin]

Can I be the hippie dude? Eden?

[LemonJam]

There's only one left Ben, you wanna take her? :p

[Benjamin]

There's only one left Ben, you wanna take her? :p

I don't want to be female. :bawling:

Is she hot? Has she got good bangers?

[Shaun]

-facepalms; suggests we all vote Fame off first because she's bound to get Smithy/Niall's support-

[LemonJam]

She's whatever you make her to be :evilgrin:

[King Gizzard]

14PgWitIbSk

[King Gizzard]

Akon is probably the worst artist of all time not incluing Mika

[Benjamin]

-is still confused-


I'll read through this all properly after tomorrow, I just need to get The Mole out the way first. :)

[Vicky.]

-facepalms; suggests we all vote Fame off first because she's bound to get Smithy/Niall's support-

:laugh2:

[Locke.]

Are we in the same teams all the way through the game or do we get to swap after each round?

[LemonJam]

There may be a swap before the merge, there may not ;)

[Shaun]

ben. just say you want to be Fame. Otherwise Eoin will get her and you'll be left isolated and unsure of a place :nono: daft bitch.

AND NATE AKON IS MUCH WORSE THAN MIKA. But neither are as bad as Mike Posner.

[Benjamin]

ben. just say you want to be Fame. Otherwise Eoin will get her and you'll be left isolated and unsure of a place :nono: daft bitch.

AND NATE AKON IS MUCH WORSE THAN MIKA. But neither are as bad as Mike Posner.

Maybe being without a place is a good thing though? :suspect:

[Vicky.]

The person without a character might be kicked out :suspect:

[Locke.]

"Whoever is without a place is removed from the game before the launch"

It is in the rules you should have read :nono:

[Shaun]

the person without a character would forever be an outsider to me and I'd never like them :suspect:

[Benjamin]

The person without a character might be kicked out :suspect:

They might also not be and have to decide shiz. :suspect:

[Benjamin]

I choose Fame.

[Vicky.]

They might also not be and have to decide shiz. :suspect:

Thats a good point that I never thought of :suspect:

[Shaun]

see guys, just threaten not to like them. It always works. -is just too much of an intimidating TiBB personality- ~~x~~

[LemonJam]

Are you certain, Ben?

-trollface-

[Benjamin]

"Whoever is without a place is removed from the game before the launch"

It is in the rules you should have read :nono:

I never saw that; I'm trying to go back through the thread, talk on msn to 5 different people and write stuff and I'm sober on a Saturday night. :(

[LemonJam]

I didn't write that Ben :p

[Benjamin]

Are you certain, Ben?

-trollface-

Ach, no!

I want to be in the game though at least for a bit, but if I don' choose do I get kicked out before the launch?

[Benjamin]

I didn't write that Ben :p

Then I don't choose her.


-prays he doesn't get kicked out-

[Vicky.]

Ach, no!

I want to be in the game though at least for a bit, but if I don' choose do I get kicked out before the launch?

Telling you that at this point would be so unfair :bored:

[Shaun]

DECIDE VIA A PROCESS OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE.

-becomes Rihanna-

[Vicky.]

Bloody divas :rolleyes:

[King Gizzard]

So I genuinely got a text from someone who works at a cinema tonight saying they had to kick out a couple at the cinema cause he was fisting her

What

[Vicky.]

What if eoin comes on now and refuses to pick her? :laugh:

[CharlieO]

The tribes are just like southpark character genders I'm guessing.

[LemonJam]

WHO WILL PREVAIL AND NOT BE A 2D VERSION OF A GAGA WANNABE ON AN ONLINE GAME? TUNE IN ON SURVIVOR: CHAT AND GAMES ON 1st OF AUGUST TO FIND OUT.

[LemonJam]

So I genuinely got a text from someone who works at a cinema tonight saying they had to kick out a couple at the cinema cause he was fisting her

What

oh my days.

[Benjamin]

Bloody divas :rolleyes:

Hush down. :tongue:


I'm gonna take my chances and not pick the last character.

[Benjamin]

Why would you fist someone in the cinema? In fact why would you fist someone anywhere?

[Shaun]

roflmfao nate

[Shaun]

Fisting at the Cinema will be the name of my band. Who wants to join?

In fact we'll take a leaf from PATD's book and go for Fisting! at the Cinema

[Vicky.]

Fisting must be so painful D:

[Benjamin]

Fisting at the Cinema will be the name of my band. Who wants to join?

In fact we'll take a leaf from PATD's book and go for Fisting! at the Cinema

:laugh2:


I just counted the player numbers. There are 19. If I recall correctly Jords was never meant to be in the game.
so there would have been 18 of us.

I'll choose Fame.

[Vicky.]

Unless you have popped out a few hundred kids and have a fanny like wizards sleeve I guess.

[Benjamin]

Unless you have popped out a few hundred kids and have a fanny like wizards sleeve I guess.

But what about gay guys? I never get the fascination with fisting. Why would you want someone in you up to their elbow groping around your intestines?

[Shaun]

You can fist a vag!? D:

good grief.

[LemonJam]

Blanca - Shaun
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4168/blancal.png
A spicy 38 year old latina housewife with an odd passion for Che Guevara

Daryl - Memyself&I
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7742/daryla.png
A 21 year old Chinese business student who plans to buy muller yoghurt with the prize money.

Duke - Boothy
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5373/dukem.png
A 41 year old motorbike enthusiast who likes beer n ****.

Eden - Dezzy
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/124/edenq.png
A 27 year old hippie who owns a purely organic T-shirt company. She's vegetarian so I don't know how the **** she'll survive.

Fame - ukturtle
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5570/fame.png
A 22 year old aspiring pop singer obsessed with Gaga.

Frederick - Marc
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3306/frederick.png
A 59 year old somewhat derranged Tree Surgeon who has chronic drooling from the mouth.

Gary - PJ
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7566/garyl.png
A 23 year old semi-pro football player with an IQ under 50 and a dong the size of a piccolo.

George - Nate
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1340/georget.png
A 37 year old inmate who probably shouldn't be on this show, but hey, drama~

Horatio - Novo
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2825/horatio.png
A 31 year old wrestler who never takes off his mask due to a cock fight gone horrificly wrong.

Jay - cuda123
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3145/jaygv.png
A 20 year old personal shopper who has more mince in his walk than Santa Claus can deal with in his pies.

Jodi - happyland
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6138/jodiy.png
A 26 year old cocktail waitress who's known not to sit on, but slide down bar stools.

Layla - sweetsophiefan
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/5787/laylao.png
A 34 year old virgin hacker who lives with her mother. Basically another TiBB alumni.

Lillith - Jords
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8310/lillith.png
A 28 year old, unemployed leech on society who spends her money on Britney records, because being mainstream is SO non mainstream.

Marcus - Locke.
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6907/marcuss.png
A 26 year old aspiring poet who says he wants to become a rapper to keep up appearances n ting.

Plum - CharlieO
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5091/plum.png
A 24 year old princess with really, really odd eyes.

Samantha - Doogle
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/231/samanthat.png
A 35 year old news reader who already has alot of money but feels like screwing everyone else over anyway. Bitch.

Susan - Vicky
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2200/susank.png
A 30 year old hot businesswoman who's shockingly normal compared to the others outside of her bondage sessions.

Theodore - KG
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4069/theodore.png
A 68 year old Trombone teacher who's well known for giving his students a good trial of his horn.

No Character - Iceman

And now we await for Monday.

[King Gizzard]

jst 4t u shud no

[Shaun]

this game hasn't even begun and we're already discussing fisting

[Vicky.]

But what about gay guys? I never get the fascination with fisting. Why would you want someone in you up to their elbow groping around your intestines?

I didnt even know gay guys did fisting D:

OMG that must be a lot worse.

And messier too I would imagine

FFS now I have images of two guys I know fisting each other. I hate you :bored:

[Jords]

Fisting must be so painful D:

ikr a lot of strain on your fingers having to cram together

[Benjamin]

I didnt even know gay guys did fisting D:

OMG that must be a lot worse.

And messier too I would imagine

FFS now I have images of two guys I know fisting each other. I hate you :bored:

Why would you imagine that? Pervert!

[Benjamin]

ikr a lot of strain on your fingers having to cram together

I supppose you can open the hand and give the fingers a little wiggle?

[Shaun]

chocolate starfish!

[Jords]

I supppose you can open the hand and give the fingers a little wiggle?

LOL can you imagine 'just gonna have a cheeky wiggle' :evilgrin:

[Vicky.]

Why would you imagine that? Pervert!

Because I often get images of them stuck in my head when discussing filty things because I once walked in on them using dildos on each other(which I really dont get btw).

From that moment, whenever anyone mentions something to do with gay sex...I automatically picture them doing whatever is being discussed:bored:

[Benjamin]

LOL can you imagine 'just gonna have a cheeky wiggle' :evilgrin:

I can't imagine, but I bet Vicky now is. :evilgrin:

[Jords]

:laugh2:

Vicky disgusts me.

[CharlieO]

What has this thread become. :bored:

[Vicky.]

:laugh2:

Vicky disgusts me.

D:

Lesson to be learnt there. Do not ever just walk into a mates house, even if the door is open.

[Benjamin]

D:

Lesson to be learnt there. Do not ever just walk into a mates house, even if the door is open.

You could try knocking. ;)

[Jords]

Because I often get images of them stuck in my head when discussing filty things because I once walked in on them using dildos on each other(which I really dont get btw).

From that moment, whenever anyone mentions something to do with gay sex...I automatically picture them doing whatever is being discussed:bored:

spreading marmite on each other's nips

/taunts

[Shaun]

-slices a courgette with my ass and fires the slices at Ben-

[Vicky.]

The door was wide open and I had been INVITED over by them.

Like seriously...just why :sad:

I was only about 15 too at the time. And they are the only people I have ever 'caught in the act'. And plan to keep it that way.


Anyways. Can we move on from this subject please :laugh:

[Jords]

The door was wide open and I had been INVITED over by them.

Like seriously...just why :sad:

I was only about 15 too at the time. And they are the only people I have ever 'caught in the act'. And plan to keep it that way.


Anyways. Can we move on from this subject please :laugh:

I see how it is :evilgrin:

[CharlieO]

The door was wide open and I had been INVITED over by them.

Like seriously...just why :sad:

I was only about 15 too at the time. And they are the only people I have ever 'caught in the act'. And plan to keep it that way.


Anyways. Can we move on from this subject please :laugh:

Maybe they wanted you to join in :evilgrin:

[Vicky.]

I see how it is :evilgrin:

LOL. Not quite like that D:

I would say i wish...but they are actually not very goodlooking. I have more taste :hmph:

(Plus they were, quite clearly gay :p )

[Benjamin]

LOL. Not quite like that D:

I would say i wish...but they are actually not very goodlooking. I have more taste :hmph:

That's a lie. :tongue:

[Shaun]

I remember the night after our Year 11 prom we went to a house party and pretty much everyone was in the living room, which had been fitted out with loads of beds, video game consoles and drink. Apparently whilst we were there this guy bum-fingered a girl thinking it was her vajayjay. To this day if we ever mention the guy we sing "Bumfinger" (to the tune of Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger obv.)

[Vicky.]

I remember the night after our Year 11 prom we went to a house party and pretty much everyone was in the living room, which had been fitted out with loads of beds, video game consoles and drink. Apparently whilst we were there this guy bum-fingered a girl thinking it was her vajayjay. To this day if we ever mention the guy we sing "Bumfinger" (to the tune of Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger obv.)

ROFL :laugh3:

[Jords]

I remember the night after our Year 11 prom we went to a house party and pretty much everyone was in the living room, which had been fitted out with loads of beds, video game consoles and drink. Apparently whilst we were there this guy bum-fingered a girl thinking it was her vajayjay. To this day if we ever mention the guy we sing "Bumfinger" (to the tune of Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger obv.)

:laugh3:

[Benjamin]

Where is Ice btw?

[Vicky.]

Poor cuda/sweetsophiefan/insert another sweet innocent members name here...will come on in the morning and be like... :o :o :o

[Benjamin]

Poor cuda/sweetsophiefan/insert another sweet innocent members name here...will come on in the morning and be like... :o :o :o

I'm sure after Scott's stories and the talk of Patrick's foreskin not much else can shock them anymore.

[Jords]

Poor cuda/sweetsophiefan/insert another sweet innocent members name here...will come on in the morning and be like... :o :o :o

Jords










































:suspect:

[Vicky.]

I'm sure after Scott's stories and the talk of Patrick's foreskin not much else can shock them anymore.

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

What is this place?

[Vicky.]

You bloody wish jords :bored:

[Jords]

:hmph:

[Vicky.]

What is this place?



Oh look. You call for innocent and get the total opposite :laugh:

[Benjamin]

What is this place?

An orgy island. :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

Oh look. You call for innocent and get the total opposite :laugh:

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

An orgy island. :evilgrin:

You disgust me Ben :hmph:

[Jords]

What is this place?

Vicky's Sex Den

/Dailymail

[Jords]

oh look. You call for innocent and get the total opposite :laugh:

LMAO

/caps

[Vicky.]

Vicky's Sex Den

/Dailymail

Steamy ROMPS galore

[Jords]

Steamy ROMPS galore

The temperature will be getting HOT.

[Jords]

I really hate the word romp come to think of it.

[Vicky.]

I have never ever seen/heard it used except in the star...

[Niamh.]

oh is this a new game?

[Vicky.]

yup

[Jords]

Could call it that Niamh :evilgrin:

[CharlieO]

I hope I'm in a tribe with vicky :evilgrin:

[Jords]

I have never ever seen/heard it used except in the star...

Me either actually, bloody vile term D:

[Vicky.]

Am gunna go watch bad teacher then try to sleep(Damn kids getting christened making me get up early on a sunday :bored: ). Laters :love:

[Jords]

Thats film looks good! Night :love:

[Benjamin]

Am gunna go watch bad teacher then try to sleep(Damn kids getting christened making me get up early on a sunday :bored: ). Laters :love:

Night. Enjoy your morning romp. :evilgrin:

[Jords]

:joker:

[Niamh.]

Oh damn this sounds good but I'll be on holiday for it

[Jords]

Where you going? :)

[Tom4784]

Vicky's Sex Den

/Dailymail

You'll find that's in the Tibb Towers actually, it got so bad at one point that Ben had to pretend to be gay just to stop her harassment.

[Benjamin]

Where you going? :)

She's heading to Bognor Regis for the week.

[Benjamin]

You'll find that's in the Tibb Towers actually, it got so bad at one point that Ben had to pretend to be gay just to stop her harassment.

It's true. /sob

[Jords]

You'll find that's in the Tibb Towers actually, it got so bad at one point that Ben had to pretend to be gay just to stop her harassment.

:joker::joker:

No change off the main forum then.

[Niamh.]

Where you going? :)

Espania

[King Gizzard]

n0

[Shaun]

whichever tribe I'm on I'm going to be the leader of it and my first command to my tribe will be to spell out the word "DILDO" with stones on the beach

[Benjamin]

whichever tribe I'm on I'm going to be the leader of it and my first command to my tribe will be to spell out the word "DILDO" with stones on the beach

I'm just going to use one of the stones as a dildo.

[Shaun]

too far, ben