Nikki is Jesus

[NateJ]

Nikki has just said to Lea and Imogen that she could cure Pete's torrets. He just needs her love!!

[GlitterEyes]

Im sure she was joking, I think thats a cute thing to say rather than her being thick lol.

[BB-Rocks]

Yeah it was a joke. Bless Nikki:joker:

[NateJ]

Joke my ar5e.

She was saying he could control it when he wanted to, like during the eviction. she then said; it's just all in his mind.

[InTheHood]

It wasn't a joke. She was serious.

I can't make out if she's not too bright, or just ignorant.........or both!

[Mike]

Yeah Nikki was deadly serious. The look on Imogen's face right after the comment made me laugh Lol.

[GlitterEyes]

He can control it by screaming into a pillow and all that stuff he was doing in the garden and if you noticed during the eviction he was hiding behind a cushion lol. I think he can try stay stress free and vent his stress on a pillow is a way of controlling it but obviously wont always work. Torretts is something that we are all learning about and we have learnt about because of bb so I think Pete in the house is a good thing although at first I wasn't sure.

[zoffy]

shes a sicko. she cant do anything but moan. shge goes out dressed in stockings and suspenders, how can she help anyone.

[NateJ]

I understand what you are saying Glitter Eyes. That, however, is not what Nikki was saying. She was saying he could control it.

"He never does it when he speaks to me"!

She's more of a freak than I thought.

[jrc]

I think she just lives in a little world of her own. Everything in that little world suits her down to the ground, thats why she comes out with comments like "I just want to marry a really, really rich man so I can spend all his money".

[Lance]

Originally posted by NateJ
I understand what you are saying Glitter Eyes. That, however, is not what Nikki was saying. She was saying he could control it.

"He never does it when he speaks to me"!

She's more of a freak than I thought.

How can you brand her a freak for saying that?:puzzled: She might be ignorant twoards Tourrettes but she isn't a freak.

[jrc]

Yeah, describing her as a freak is too strong, but she's ridiculously ignorant.

[bonnie43uk]

Nikki does have healing powers, i live near her, and she's always curing people. She gave sight to a blind man just before she went in the house, ..and she did'nt charge him. true healers never do. she has "the gift"!

[jrc]

Originally posted by bonnie43uk
Nikki does have healing powers, i live near her, and she's always curing people. She gave sight to a blind man just before she went in the house, ..and she did'nt charge him. true healers never do. she has "the gift"! Lol. :laugh::thumbs:

[bonnie43uk]

what has happened to Dick and Dom in da bungalow??? .. there is a fat bloke cooking on BBC1???????????

THIS CANT BE RIGHT??? .. ITS SATURDAY MORNING!!!

[texbex]

awww I think she does actually av a heart of gold

[NateJ]

Originally posted by texbex
awww I think she does actually av a heart of gold
Unfortunately she also has a brain of porridge. She's a freak, they are all freaks in there, but Nikki (gawd bless 'er) is the queen freak



Nikki 3:16. And lo it came to pass that the player of football was at one with our lady and our lady was at one with him. There was great celebration through the camp and the plastic cards did bendith.

[chick]

Nate you are sooo funny .:hugesmile:

[Chrizzle]

I love Nikki, entertaining as hell

[Sticks]

Any chance this thread could be renamed as there are people who may be offended by it as it could be seen as being blasphemous

[texbex]

yeah it could be very offensive

[NateJ]

Tell you what, if anyone complains that they are deeply offended by the use of the word Jesus, I will rename the thread. I wouldn't want to cause offence, but I also try not to buy into the whole 'uber-political-correctness' bandwagon.

[jrc]

Originally posted by Sticks
Any chance this thread could be renamed as there are people who may be offended by it as it could be seen as being blasphemous But surely it would only be considered blasphemy if NateJ was genuinely calling Nikki Jesus, not sarcastically?

[NateJ]

You would think so wouldn't you jrc :wink:

[EmilyJ]

GGrrrr she's just so up herself. She thinks shes so dam fab. Perhaps she should work for the NHS. It would solve all of their problems anway. Freak!

[jrc]

Originally posted by EmilyJ
GGrrrr she's just so up herself. She thinks shes so dam fab. Perhaps she should work for the NHS. It would solve all of their problems anway. Freak! Mmm, she is a tad arrogant, isn't she?