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Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 11:57 AM
I love the humour in the ads but I cannot believe how haggard Jean Claude Van Damme looks facially in these adverts: :o

He used to be gorgeous - but now.... christ, he looks so old. :(

If that's what a lifetime of body building and martial arts does for you: I'm definately sticking to the fags.

http://thehollywoodnewsvideos.com/video/YYOK62D7XBMN/Jean-Claude-Van-Damme-AD-Coors-Light-UK

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 12:03 PM
He is 51 years old and looks good on it, due to bodybuilding and martial arts. His physical health will be very good. His skin however will be more based on his genetic side and not lifestyle.

Smoking is for abject morons

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:08 PM
He is 51 years old and looks good on it, due to bodybuilding and martial arts. His physical health will be very good. His skin however will be more based on his genetic side and not lifestyle.

Smoking is for abject morons


Dear LT

I'm 46 and look 20 years younger than he does.......regardless ;)

Yours sincerely

Abject Moron.

:hugesmile:

CharlieO
30-07-2011, 12:20 PM
I think they make him look older as well. I'm sure he doesn't naturally have that hair.

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:23 PM
I think they make him look older as well. I'm sure he doesn't naturally have that hair.

The hair is done up but I mean how haggard his face looks... I'm not entirely sure they've played with that. :(

Josy
30-07-2011, 12:35 PM
He looks terrible for a 51 year old

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 12:38 PM
Dear LT

I'm 46 and look 20 years younger than he does.......regardless ;)

Yours sincerely

Abject Moron.

:hugesmile:

If you are 46 and smoke then your skin will have a grey waxy appearance and look revolting.

and you still smoke at 46?

Jesus H Christ:bored:

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 12:39 PM
He looks terrible for a 51 year old

how would you work that out. how is 51 meant to look?

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:44 PM
If you are 46 and smoke then your skin will have a grey waxy appearance and look revolting.

and you still smoke at 46?

Jesus H Christ:bored:

how would you work that out. how is 51 meant to look?


you can be sure I don't look like this.... even after puffing half my life away....

kfLSYnOeZmc


and neither do I have a grey waxy appearance or look revolting. :D I'm actually quite a looker and have a body made for sin - I'm modest too!!!! :joker:

Josy
30-07-2011, 12:45 PM
how would you work that out. how is 51 meant to look?

Johnny Depp is 48 years old. George Clooney is 50/51

Both look a lot better.

http://www.celebritysentry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1305708908-46.jpg

http://jollypeople.com/files/2011/01/George-Clooney1.jpg

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:48 PM
Johnny Depp is 48 years old. George Clooney is 50/51

Both look a lot better.

http://www.celebritysentry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1305708908-46.jpg

http://jollypeople.com/files/2011/01/George-Clooney1.jpg


My Saturday is now complete.

*slobbers over thread*

Josy
30-07-2011, 12:49 PM
My Saturday is now complete.

*slobbers over thread*

:laugh:

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 12:49 PM
Johnny Depp is 48 years old. George Clooney is 50/51

Both look a lot better.

http://www.celebritysentry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1305708908-46.jpg

http://jollypeople.com/files/2011/01/George-Clooney1.jpg

welcome to the world where people look different.

Josy
30-07-2011, 12:51 PM
welcome to the world where people look different.

Who said people don't look different?

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 12:52 PM
you can be sure I don't look like this.... even after puffing half my life away....

kfLSYnOeZmc


and neither do I have a grey waxy appearance or look revolting. :D I'm actually quite a looker and have a body made for sin - I'm modest too!!!! :joker:

if you have smoked for 20 years you will look awful but i get you cant see it as you are in denial

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:54 PM
welcome to the world where people look different.
I should bloody well hope people look different - that's what makes us individuals.

But back to the topic of the thread and how even a life of uber fitness can't stave off the ageing process - if you ain't got it, you ain't got it.

It's quite sad really - you'd have thought all those years would have helped. makes you think again about what's meant to be bad for the ageing process on skin etc.

Always been a fan of JCVD: sad to see him ageing so badly. :(

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 12:56 PM
I should bloody well hope people look different - that's what makes us individuals.

But back to the topic of the thread and how even a life of uber fitness can't stave off the ageing process - if you ain't got it, you ain't got it.

It's quite sad really - you'd have thought all those years would have helped. makes you think again about what's meant to be bad for the ageing process on skin etc.

Always been a fan of JCVD: sad to see him ageing so badly. :(

His body will be in tip top shape yours will be tar ridden and full of toxin and carcinogens

I know what I would prefer

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:58 PM
if you have smoked for 20 years you will look awful but i get you cant see it as you are in denial


I don't need to be in denial babes - I KNOW what I look like and it's a damn sight younger, fresher than poor JCVD. :D

And btw: this thread is not here for the purposes of you to discuss me personally. Try sticking to the subject matter rather than having to go down the personal insults because you have nothing better to discuss. :thumbs:

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 12:59 PM
His body will be in tip top shape yours will be tar ridden and full of toxin and carcinogens

I know what I would prefer

Haggard 51 year old men........

:devil:

Vicky.
30-07-2011, 01:00 PM
Didny know johnny was 48 :o

Vicky.
30-07-2011, 01:00 PM
Ugh. I perv over someone the same age of my dad :bored:

Josy
30-07-2011, 01:00 PM
Ugh. I perv over someone the same age of my dad :bored:

:laugh3:

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 01:03 PM
I don't need to be in denial babes - I KNOW what I look like and it's a damn sight younger, fresher than poor JCVD. :D

And btw: this thread is not here for the purposes of you to discuss me personally. Try sticking to the subject matter rather than having to go down the personal insults because you have nothing better to discuss. :thumbs:

The subject matter is you, your trying to make yourself feel better by slagging of a random celeb in subjective, erroneous way.

Its rather sad

Vicky.
30-07-2011, 01:07 PM
I have never thought JCVD was particularly good looking actually. Never saw what everyone else seems to see :/

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 01:09 PM
I have never thought JCVD was particularly good looking actually. Never saw what everyone else seems to see :/

he was crap in Friends

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 01:10 PM
Ugh. I perv over someone the same age of my dad :bored:

:joker:

The subject matter is you, your trying to make yourself feel better by slagging of a random celeb in subjective, erroneous way.

Its rather sad

Check the title again. I'm not slagging him off: I'm very clearly pointing out that he looks hellish given his lifetime of dedication to fitness - and he's in the public eye - he put himself there, has made his career from it - and therefore, this allows him to be open to observations and comments.

You however, don't seem to be able to comment without getting personal - which shows very limited abilities on the discussion front on your part.

If going around insulting forum members floats your boat: that's your issue. I'm able to discuss without doing so. I know which makes the better person.

ps. I'm still a good looking burd - regardless. :D LOL

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 01:12 PM
I have never thought JCVD was particularly good looking actually. Never saw what everyone else seems to see :/

He was pretty scrummy in movies years ago.... I far preferred him to Arnie and Sly. There was that 'something' about him that I didn't come over with the other two.

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 01:16 PM
he was crap in Friends


Friends...

:hugesmile:

Somehow I don't think that was the pinnacle of his career.....

Vicky.
30-07-2011, 01:30 PM
He was pretty scrummy in movies years ago.... I far preferred him to Arnie and Sly. There was that 'something' about him that I didn't come over with the other two.

D:

I dont like either of those either

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 01:33 PM
D:

I dont like either of those either


It's a personal preference thing I guess !!

but George Clooney still wins hands down though !!

Marc
30-07-2011, 01:35 PM
CVD is god.

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 01:36 PM
CVD is god.

er no

Suze
30-07-2011, 01:52 PM
He was pretty scrummy in movies years ago.... I far preferred him to Arnie and Sly. There was that 'something' about him that I didn't come over with the other two.

I prefer Bruce Willis to most of the aforementioned action heroes :) Still, I suspect the world would be a boring place if tastes didn't differ.

Pyramid*
30-07-2011, 02:10 PM
CVD is god.

I prefer Bruce Willis to most of the aforementioned action heroes :) Still, I suspect the world would be a boring place if tastes didn't differ.

yes to both and all !!!

Moonlighting..... nom nom !! ;)

Crimson Dynamo
30-07-2011, 02:16 PM
I prefer Bruce Willis to most of the aforementioned action heroes :) Still, I suspect the world would be a boring place if tastes didn't differ.

you are not the voice of reason

please desist