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Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 09:35 PM
Name and shame them!

1. Adoring Fan [Oblivion] - This guy needs no introduction
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/all-videos_adoringfan.jpg

2. Conrad Verner [Mass Effect] - Basically a realistic version of an Adoring Fan...HURT HIS FEELINGS! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
https://files.getdropbox.com/u/829607/Mass%20Effect/ME0100.jpg

3. Vaan [Final Fantasy XII] - Weakest FF lead EVER
http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/e/e5/Vaan.PNG

4. This **** eater [Pokemon Red & Blue (and remakes)] - Just throw some coffee on his dick, see if he moves then
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/M/M./M.T/M.T.POCKETS/1297079391_7976_full.png

Shaun
31-07-2011, 09:37 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kG3t-iqCD3s/TVdbFbAGlPI/AAAAAAAADO4/0qqyg_sUfOU/s1600/PrincessPeach.png

maybe wear something a bit more inconspicuous and you wouldn't get kidnapped so often you dumb bitch.

Marsh.
31-07-2011, 09:37 PM
Lara Croft, cocky bitch. And by cocky I mean "cock"y, always gagging for it.

Doogle
31-07-2011, 09:40 PM
Birdo. (s)he's such a fat mess.

Smithy
31-07-2011, 09:40 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kG3t-iqCD3s/TVdbFbAGlPI/AAAAAAAADO4/0qqyg_sUfOU/s1600/PrincessPeach.png

maybe wear something a bit more inconspicuous and you wouldn't get kidnapped so often you dumb bitch.

lmfao

Doogle
31-07-2011, 09:44 PM
OH I have another one.

Navi from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (unsure if she appears in other games) the stupid bitch who follows you around going "LISTEN LISTEN" and telling you things completely irrelevant to what you have to do next.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 09:47 PM
Laura [Silent Hill 2] - Annoying little American girl, stands on your hand when you are trying to reach a key, and locks you in a room with a bunch of creatures who'd like to strangle you (though in her defence she can't see them lol)
http://images.wikia.com/silent/images/2/20/Eddie_laura_pizza.jpg

Stu
31-07-2011, 09:50 PM
http://www.ffx-europe.com/screenshots/general/tidus_close_up.jpg

This shrimpy, pistolwhipped little dweeb. Nobody even comes close. I hate him with a dangerous anti passion most reserve for child molestors.

'I'm from Zanarkand. I'm confused. I'm going to harm you.'

Awful. Just awful. Everything about him. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I ****ING HATE HIM.

MeMyselfAndI
31-07-2011, 09:53 PM
omg i love Peach & Birdo

Shaun
31-07-2011, 09:53 PM
oh actually, even worse. Encountering this every 5 steps. http://www.poke-amph.com/diamondpearl/sprites/041.png

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 09:54 PM
The coffee man in Pokemon
The red haired enemy of yours in Pokemon Gold/Silver or Crystal
Catalina in GTA 3
Gracie Ancelotti in GTA IV

Doogle
31-07-2011, 09:56 PM
oh actually, even worse. Encountering this every 5 steps. http://www.poke-amph.com/diamondpearl/sprites/041.pngWell at least it got replaced in Black/White.

Actually it was replaced with an even worse one.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 09:57 PM
Zero in San Andreas:bored:.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 09:58 PM
Zero in San Andreas:bored:.

Oh good god yes

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 10:02 PM
Oh good god yes

I hated those missions, there was no need for them at all:joker:.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 10:03 PM
I hated those missions, there was no need for them at all:joker:.

You didn't have to play them to advance the story, thank god xD

KG.
31-07-2011, 10:16 PM
Agree with Zero 100%, the toy helicopter mission was the most aggravating thing I have ever had to play.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2011, 10:21 PM
midna is kind of annoying at the start of twilight princess then she gets fierce

Stu
31-07-2011, 10:24 PM
Freddy was the most annoying thing in San Andreas. The gay latino bloke you had to chase on the bike with OG Loc.

Shaun
31-07-2011, 10:29 PM
Manny in GTA4 was irritating.

Boothy
31-07-2011, 10:30 PM
Your sig :lovedup:

"OOOOH, YOU DID'N KNOOOW?"

Boothy
31-07-2011, 10:35 PM
Dwayne annoyed me in GTA. He was a right miserable bastard, even after I saved his life

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 10:36 PM
Manny in GTA4 was irritating.

At least he eventually helped up 'helping the streets' :joker:

God yes, Dywane was a giant fricking emo, though on the plus side, you got Playboy X's apartment and Claude from GTA III's clothes :D

Boothy
31-07-2011, 10:39 PM
At least he eventually helped up 'helping the streets' :joker:

God yes, Dywane was a giant fricking emo, though on the plus side, you got Playboy X's apartment and Claude from GTA III's clothes :D

That's the only reason I saved Dwayne :laugh:. Playboy was a much better character.

Stu
31-07-2011, 10:41 PM
I killed Dwayne because I was afraid the next cutscene with him would involve him locking the door behind Niko whilst slowly undressing talking about how 'I'm all alone in this city man. It's only people like you and me who understand bro!'.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 10:45 PM
Luis Lopez in GTA TBOGT was meant to be cast as cold but unlike previous main characters I didn't feel any warmth towards him.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 10:48 PM
I felt the same way about Luis - Johnny and Niko were in inescapable situations, Luis was just a dick - like an actual dick and his situation was hardly a difficult one to escape

Boothy
31-07-2011, 10:49 PM
Luis Lopez in GTA TBOGT was meant to be cast as cold but unlike previous main characters I didn't feel any warmth towards him.

I quite liked Luis. I quite liked all of the characters in TBOGT though. Was a brilliant add on for the price.

If I had to rank the protagonists, I'd put Johnny first, Luis second and Niko third. I did really like Niko, I just found it hard to feel sorry for him, like the story wanted, when he killed so many people in cold blood. Also, it didn't make sense working for money towards the end of the game when I had about $500,000 saved up.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 10:52 PM
I quite liked Luis. I quite liked all of the characters in TBOGT though. Was a brilliant add on for the price.

If I had to rank the protagonists, I'd put Johnny first, Luis second and Niko third. I did really like Niko, I just found it hard to feel sorry for him, like the story wanted, when he killed so many people in cold blood. Also, it didn't make sense working for money towards the end of the game when I had about $500,000 saved up.

Niko was neck deep in it all by then though - he was involved with the Pegerino's, the Ancelotti's, the Gambetti's, and the U.L. Paper government guy, I don't think Niko could have just walked away - especially with Dimitri and Bulgarin still after him

Heck, he DID walk away from it all, but look how that ended

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 10:52 PM
I preferred Niko over Johnny.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 10:53 PM
Francis McReary was good then I felt he went a bit irritating.

Tom4784
31-07-2011, 10:55 PM
http://www.animationempire.info/images/201001/goods_img/Final_Fantasy_XIII_13_Snow_Villiers_Cosplay.gif

'Serah this, Hero that...' GO MELT YOU REPETITIVE STEREOTYPE.

http://www.notactualgamefootage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bioshock-atlas-big.jpg

'Would you kindly....' NO, STOP ORDERING ME AROUND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE, I SHOULD BE IN MALAGA SNORTING COKE AND PIMPING BITCHES.

http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/2/2c/Navi_Artwork.png

'Listen! x376873225' hopefully one day Link will snap and stab the annoying little *****er

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5n-BSflR6z0MoToBmX4yY3zgoTbpWtMbe4EBDjxareLqrhXFu

STOP FOLLOWING ME AS I ROLL AROUND THE DINING ROOM WHILE LISTENING TO CLASSICAL BAROQUE MUSIC. No wonder I lock you in the freezer so much.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSr7Uvo6H1M_mh69B15XNkOI8TVtpLGS OFj8799VF1ArPd8enjd

My utter contempt for these guys cannot be understated.

I'm forgetting loads but those are the immediate ones that spring to mind.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 10:56 PM
Francis McReary was good then I felt he went a bit irritating.
He was an asshole, but he was a funny one, I personally liked Derrick out of the McReary clan, followed by Packie, then Gerald with Francis last - Kate didn't even make the list, because she was fricking annoying :joker:

EDIT: Very good choices Dezzy! That bulter REALLY freaked me out once, in the attic, I could just hear him making his creepy sex noises

Stu
31-07-2011, 10:56 PM
That butler is magic. He's miles away then BAM! right in front of you.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 11:01 PM
He was an asshole, but he was a funny one, I personally liked Derrick out of the McReary clan, followed by Packie, then Gerald with Francis last - Kate didn't even make the list, because she was fricking annoying :joker:

EDIT: Very good choices Dezzy! That bulter REALLY freaked me out once, in the attic, I could just hear him making his creepy sex noises

Packie was the best:D.

Billy Grey in TLATD was a crazy dude and I was so glad when you had to kill him.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 11:02 PM
Missingno in Pokemon, even if they gave you unlimited items:joker:.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 11:05 PM
Packie was the best:D.

Billy Grey in TLATD was a crazy dude and I was so glad when you had to kill him.

Yeah, though I respected him a little, unlike Brian, who is another nomination for an annoying character xD

http://guides.gamepressure.com/grandtheftauto4thelostanddamned/gfx/word/784257859.jpg

Stu
31-07-2011, 11:07 PM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/130/545575-emma_emmerich_copy_super.jpg

Emma Emmerich. The girl who brought her weak heart and fear of water to an offshore oil rig.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 11:12 PM
Oh yes he was such a slimey weasel.

I did like the character of Salvatore Leone in GTA 3 though even if he turned on us:p.

Boothy
31-07-2011, 11:15 PM
Oh yes he was such a slimey weasel.

I did like the character of Salvatore Leone in GTA 3 though even if he turned on us:p.

Speaking of GTA III, I didn't really like Claude, the daft mute. 8 Ball should have been the protagonist. So much potential.

"I know a place in the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother" :love:

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 11:17 PM
Oh god, that line brings back memories xD

Stu
31-07-2011, 11:17 PM
I liked him. It takes balls to come up through the criminal underworld with nothing but a mute persona and a pair of beige cargo pants.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 11:20 PM
Sweet from San Andreas was irritating - You'd just gone across a whole state, raising hell to get him out of jail - and he thanks you with the "Grove Street 4 lyf, u a busta CJ, u leev da grove behind wtf"

Boothy
31-07-2011, 11:23 PM
Ryder was a prick from the start as well.

Tom4784
31-07-2011, 11:25 PM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/130/545575-emma_emmerich_copy_super.jpg

Emma Emmerich. The girl who brought her weak heart and fear of water to an offshore oil rig.

oh I HATED her.

Scarlett.
31-07-2011, 11:25 PM
Yeah, I was never really shocked by his betrayal, but Big Smoke :/

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 11:26 PM
Speaking of GTA III, I didn't really like Claude, the daft mute. 8 Ball should have been the protagonist. So much potential.

"I know a place in the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother" :love:

Claude was alright but 8 Ball was class.

Donald Love was great and Toni Cipriani.

Boothy
31-07-2011, 11:26 PM
ikr right. Big Smoke was initially my favourite character =/

Then I discovered OG Loc.

bbfan1991
31-07-2011, 11:27 PM
The Truth:joker:

Stu
31-07-2011, 11:29 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110317192112/gtawiki/images/7/7c/KenjiKasen-GTAIII.jpg

'Do not beethway me!'

Boothy
31-07-2011, 11:33 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110317192112/gtawiki/images/7/7c/KenjiKasen-GTAIII.jpg

'Do not beethway me!'

What the **** is wrong with his head :joker:

Niall
01-08-2011, 01:20 AM
That twat in Twilight Princess that delivers the post. I mean ugh he's sf annoying you like have to drop everything your doing for a ****ing letter thats most probably pointless. -__-

Joelle.
01-08-2011, 01:25 AM
http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/daxter_300_237691m.jpg

I think its a ferret

Ramsay
01-08-2011, 01:27 AM
http://www.ffx-europe.com/screenshots/general/tidus_close_up.jpg

This shrimpy, pistolwhipped little dweeb. Nobody even comes close. I hate him with a dangerous anti passion most reserve for child molestors.

'I'm from Zanarkand. I'm confused. I'm going to harm you.'

Awful. Just awful. Everything about him. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I ****ING HATE HIM.

this !! this one thousand times this!!

Kerry
01-08-2011, 01:32 AM
Wii people

Ramsay
01-08-2011, 01:32 AM
Raiden was fairly annoying too in MGS2 before he became a bad ass in 4

LemonJam
01-08-2011, 01:39 AM
100% agree with Tidus. He personally made the game unbareable for me.

Scarlett.
01-08-2011, 01:43 AM
*liked Tidus*

lol

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
01-08-2011, 02:01 AM
Wii people

:joker:

Kerry
01-08-2011, 02:02 AM
:joker:

They're odd and bob about without joints

Patrick
01-08-2011, 02:12 AM
This bastard;

http://www.playerzblog.com/wp-content/gta4characters_romanbellic.jpg

Patrick
01-08-2011, 02:14 AM
Also this chick in Red Dead Redemption when you get to Mexico and you have to bring some ******ing half cast girl from her house to the 'Docks' whilst being attacked by Soldiers.

And instead of helping you, the useless ******ing bint just screams 'QUICK FASTER MR MARSDON!' at me.

And she's not even got a hot voice either to go with her sexual demands.

I ******ing couldn't stand the bitch.

Infact for the first time since GTA San Andreas, I found myself shouting at the TV talking to her like she was real.
She was like 'JOHN QUICK THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT US!'
And I was like shouting 'OH DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT AND ******ING DRIVE THE WAGON THEN YOU USELESS WOMAN!'.

I only passed the mission once I put the TV on mute. :suspect:

Patrick
01-08-2011, 02:19 AM
Oh and, going back to 2006;

This little pointless attention seeking rat.

http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/7/78/Assist08_070926a.jpg

Novo
01-08-2011, 05:04 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/Spark-halo3.jpg/250px-Spark-halo3.jpg

The Monitor from Halo :bored:

Marc
01-08-2011, 05:43 AM
Princess Zelda.

Bitch stop stopping when were trying to escape from this burning, crumbling castle.

Marc
01-08-2011, 06:05 AM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1122/249425-bowser_super.jpg

I feel sorry for this guy. Always gets a tough reaction against him