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Benjamin
04-08-2011, 05:06 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2r3wbqp.jpg

Right so the return of the TiBB Hotseat is here! If you don't know what it is all about or want to apply then see here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180254&highlight=TiBB+Hotseat).


Since it involves questions being asked to get to know members I suppose it is only fair that I start the process to be interrogated.:hugesmile:
Any of you can ask a question, serious or funny, but don't overload or clog the thread. I'll answer as many as I can in this thread.;)

The thread will be closed in 3 days from now, when another member will be selected for The Hotseat.

Lewis.
04-08-2011, 05:20 PM
What is your favourite movie soundtrack and why?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 05:21 PM
What is your favourite movie soundtrack and why?

Spirited Away. Because it's such a beautiful and haunting soundtrack from start to finish.:love:

Ramsay
04-08-2011, 05:24 PM
do you mix in tobacco or smoke blunts
/first question that came into my head for some reason :laugh:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 05:25 PM
do you mix in tobacco or smoke blunts
/first question that came into my head for some reason :laugh:

Usually mix in tobacco to make my weed last longer, although if I want to get absolutely wasted I smoke it blunt. ;)

Ramsay
04-08-2011, 05:26 PM
only ever had 2 blunts my whole life cus ireland is a rip :(

Jords
04-08-2011, 05:26 PM
Biggest regret?

Lewis.
04-08-2011, 05:32 PM
Happiest moment in your life?

Niall
04-08-2011, 05:32 PM
I can only think of really stupid questions atm so I'll be back with something better later on. :suspect:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 05:35 PM
Happiest moment in your life?

My Grandmother finding a photo in her attic of my father holding me at my Christening that I had never seen and letting me have it. :)

Ammi
04-08-2011, 05:47 PM
What is you biggest disappointment in life?

Ramsay
04-08-2011, 05:49 PM
Aw i wanna do this next :laugh:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 05:50 PM
What is you biggest disappointment in life?

Oh, I don't know.

Probably that I didn't excel myself or push myself more when I was younger with my writing/poetry. It took me a while to find my feet and confidence with it. :)

Doogle
04-08-2011, 06:02 PM
Which celebrity would you love to meet and why?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 06:04 PM
Which celebrity would you love to meet and why?

David Attenborough. I would love to know all about his travels, the amazing things he has seen around the world and where would be best to visit. Also his voice is so soothing. :love:

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 06:07 PM
where is your most favourite place you have ever visited and why?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 06:11 PM
where is your most favourite place you have ever visited and why?

Melbourne, Australia (suprise, suprise). :hugesmile:

As soon as I got to that city I instantly knew I wanted to live my life their. It's such a clean, friendly and busy city but has so much character, arts, beaches, museums and culture that it suits me 100%. It's like no other city I have ever been to. :love:


To not sound like a broken record about Oz, my 2nd fave place has been Geres in Portugal. Such lovely scenery and a beautiful place. :)

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 06:12 PM
-books tickets-

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 06:22 PM
When did you lose your virginity? :suspect:

Jarrod
04-08-2011, 06:24 PM
Which Celebrity would you be locked in a room with for a week with no other contact?

Chuck
04-08-2011, 06:26 PM
When did you lose your virginity? :suspect:

:elephant:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 06:29 PM
When did you lose your virginity? :suspect:

At 18 years old. :)

Which Celebrity would you be locked in a room with for a week with no other contact?

Zachary Quinto (Sylar from Heroes). He is hot! :evilgrin:

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:17 PM
You missed my question :(

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:18 PM
Ben did you just give yourself the first hotseat? :suspect:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:19 PM
Biggest regret?

Oh, sorry, didn't see that. Biggest regret? Getting engaged to someone that turned out be a complete controlling and jealous person who made my life a complete misery.

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:20 PM
Ben did you just give yourself the first hotseat? :suspect:

Was that the best question you could come up with?:bored:


And yes, yes I did.:tongue:

Lewis.
04-08-2011, 07:20 PM
Jords you should have deleted the question and then Ben would have spent ages looking for it :tongue:

Shaun
04-08-2011, 07:20 PM
Wooden floors or carpets?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:21 PM
Jords you should have deleted the question and then Ben would have spent ages looking for it :tongue:

I can see deleted posts. :tongue:

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:21 PM
Hey Ben how big is your....

Salary? :evilgrin:

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:22 PM
Marc really wants to know how big your penis is? :bored:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:22 PM
Wooden floors or carpets?

Ooooh, tough choice, but I'm gonna have to go with wooden floors. Easier to clean and you can lay down a nice rug to romp around on. :evilgrin:

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:22 PM
Oh, sorry, didn't see that. Biggest regret? Getting engaged to someone that turned out be a complete controlling and jealous person who made my life a complete misery.

Aw Ben :hug:

Jords you should have deleted the question and then Ben would have spent ages looking for it :tongue:

:joker::joker:

Lewis.
04-08-2011, 07:22 PM
I can see deleted posts. :tongue:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3gxt5It11qbv36r.gif

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:23 PM
Hey Ben how big is your....

Salary? :evilgrin:

Over £20,000, I'm not telling exactly how much though. :tongue:

Marc really wants to know how big your penis is? :bored:

Big enough (and he already knows). ;)

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:24 PM
Marc really wants to know how big your penis is? :bored:

Dear god no.

Not that schrivelled piece of skin.

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:24 PM
Dear god no.

Not that schrivelled piece of skin.

/sob

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:24 PM
:laugh2:

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:25 PM
If reincarnation happened, what would you like to come back as?

Firewire
04-08-2011, 07:25 PM
What did you want to be when you were younger?

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 07:26 PM
One question only Jords :nono:

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:27 PM
One question only Jords :nono:

Oh :shocked:

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:27 PM
Ben; (serious question)

Which member on TiBB do you feel is most like you, personality wise?
:spin:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:27 PM
If reincarnation happened, what would you like to come back as?

You. ;)

Erm, probably a bird or a woman. A bird because I could fly, and a woman because I would love to se what life as a woman is really like. :laugh:

What did you want to be when you were younger?

I wanted to be a writer or a lawyer. :hugesmile:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:28 PM
Ben; (serious question)

Which member on TiBB do you feel is most like you, personality wise?
:spin:

LOL,I was actually thinking about that the other day. It is you, and you know that.

/fishingforcompliments

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:29 PM
Is it actually? Because I wasn't expecting you to say me what so ever.

LemonJam
04-08-2011, 07:29 PM
Who do you look up to?

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:30 PM
You. ;)

Erm, probably a bird or a woman. A bird because I could fly, and a woman because I would love to se what life as a woman is really like. :laugh:


A bird is a woman ;)

Joelle.
04-08-2011, 07:31 PM
What would you do if you only had an hour left on Earth? (morbid I know) :laugh:

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:31 PM
I'll spoiler this picture cos it's a little naughty :lovedup:

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/216284-siren_half_woman_half_bird.jpg

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:32 PM
Is it actually? Because I wasn't expecting you to say me what so ever.

I'd say you mixed with some MMI, Shaun and Jords. :)

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:33 PM
I'd say you mixed with some MMI, Shaun and Jords. :)

You could have just left at Marc.

Chuck
04-08-2011, 07:33 PM
I cant think of any question that isnt dirty :''(

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 07:34 PM
What is the most embarrassing that has ever happened to you?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:34 PM
Who do you look up to?

Nobody. Honestly. I don't have a role model. I don't know why, but I have always just done what I have wanted when I want. :)

What would you do if you only had an hour left on Earth? (morbid I know) :laugh:

Go to a place with an amazing view on top of a cliff over looking the ocean, get very high and watch the sunset whilst listening to the birds and the breeze. :)

Jords
04-08-2011, 07:35 PM
I'd say you mixed with some MMI, Shaun and Jords. :)

:D

I think were quite similar too.

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:37 PM
What is the most embarrassing that has ever happened to you?

My housemates mum once walked in on me having sex with this really horrible guy and she just stood there and was like :shocked:

I didn't know what to do. :laugh:

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:37 PM
Go to a place with an amazing view on top of a cliff over looking the ocean, get very high and watch the sunset whilst listening to the birds and the breeze. :)

And watch the world end.... :love: cute

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 07:38 PM
My housemates mum once walked in on me having sex with this really horrible guy and she just stood there and was like :shocked:

I didn't know what to do. :laugh:

:laugh2:

Chuck
04-08-2011, 07:38 PM
My housemates mum once walked in on me having sex with this really horrible guy and she just stood there and was like :shocked:

I didn't know what to do. :laugh:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:

Firewire
04-08-2011, 07:40 PM
My housemates mum once walked in on me having sex with this really horrible guy and she just stood there and was like :shocked:

I didn't know what to do. :laugh:

:laugh3: omg

Joelle.
04-08-2011, 07:43 PM
My housemates mum once walked in on me having sex with this really horrible guy and she just stood there and was like :shocked:

I didn't know what to do. :laugh:

Lmfao :laugh3:

Z
04-08-2011, 07:52 PM
Would you like to raise children one day? How many, and how old would you want to be approximately before you had children if you wanted any?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 07:54 PM
Would you like to raise children one day? How many, and how old would you want to be approximately before you had children if you wanted any?

Yes I would like children one day. I would like 4 (2 boys/2 girls), but not until I was in my 30's, maybe 31/32. :)

Marc
04-08-2011, 07:57 PM
Not long left then Ben..
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhuy64hiHe1qhahifo1_500.gif

Marc
04-08-2011, 08:00 PM
Which reality TV show would you most like to appear on?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 08:04 PM
Not long left then Ben..
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhuy64hiHe1qhahifo1_500.gif

:hmph:

Which reality TV show would you most like to appear on?

Survivor because I know I have the strategy to win. :evilgrin:

Firewire
04-08-2011, 08:09 PM
Any celebrity crushes?

Z
04-08-2011, 08:11 PM
Do you have a dream that you hope to follow one day?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 08:25 PM
Any celebrity crushes?

At the moment no, although I used to love vin Diesel. :laugh:

Do you have a dream that you hope to follow one day?

I would love to take a lead role in a remake of the Quantum Leap. Maybe one day. :love:

Niall
04-08-2011, 08:37 PM
My housemates mum once walked in on me having sex with this really horrible guy and she just stood there and was like :shocked:

I didn't know what to do. :laugh:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 08:52 PM
if you could be one super hero, who would it be?

Shaun
04-08-2011, 08:59 PM
if you had to kiss ninastar anywhere on her body where would it be?

Firewire
04-08-2011, 09:00 PM
if you had to kiss ninastar anywhere on her body where would it be?

omg pmsl

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 09:00 PM
Are we not allowed to ask more than one question?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 09:03 PM
if you could be one super hero, who would it be?

Sylar from Heroes. :devil:

if you had to kiss ninastar anywhere on her body where would it be?

On the hand, like a true Gentleman. :tongue:

Are we not allowed to ask more than one question?

You just asked another question. :tongue:

But yes you can ask more than 1.

Z
04-08-2011, 09:03 PM
Would you ever get plastic surgery for vanity purposes?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 09:28 PM
Would you ever get plastic surgery for vanity purposes?

ATM no, but maybe in later life. It depends on how I age, although I'm not a huge fan of surgery.

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 09:38 PM
What is the worst thing about yourself?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 09:42 PM
What is the worst thing about yourself?

Physical; my build, I need to bulk up.

Non-Phyiscal: I have an annoying habit to shut down and ignore people when I go through a phase of wanting alone time.

Boothy
04-08-2011, 09:48 PM
What is your view on pineapples?

http://img.skysports.com/07/08/218x298/tubesdiary_559504.jpg

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 09:49 PM
What is your view on pineapples?

http://img.skysports.com/07/08/218x298/tubesdiary_559504.jpg

I don't trust them with their shifty looks and that punk-style haircut they have. :suspect:

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 09:51 PM
if you had to kiss ninastar anywhere on her body where would it be?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4a0leL9o1qbz8aro1_r2_500.gif

Smithy
04-08-2011, 09:55 PM
if you could change your name, what would you change it too?

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 09:56 PM
If you could change your race, would you?

Jords
04-08-2011, 09:56 PM
Why do you hate goats?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 09:57 PM
if you could change your name, what would you change it too?

Brique Mártez /Rage Scapioro :hugesmile:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 09:58 PM
If you could change your race, would you?

I'd like to be South American/Latino. :love:

Why do you hate goats?


Their eyes freak me out, so void of life and empty. :bawling:

Smithy
04-08-2011, 10:05 PM
whats your biggest regret

Lewis.
04-08-2011, 10:08 PM
Where do you work and what does your job involve.

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:11 PM
whats your biggest regret

I've answered that already (1st page). :tongue:


Where do you work and what does your job involve.

I have two jobs. One is in a restaurant, the other is as a writer, poet and performer. Although now I'm focusing on the latter and will hopefully be heading abroad again for it. :hugesmile:

Marsh.
04-08-2011, 10:13 PM
What/Who do you write/perform for?

Boothy
04-08-2011, 10:14 PM
Least favourite member on TiBB, and why?

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/photos/coppermine/albums/200708_mongolia/goats_01.jpg

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:19 PM
What/Who do you write/perform for?

I write, perform and record poetry and spoken word pieces, and I have a few novels that I need to go back over and do some editing, but they are my secondary priority atm. I write for myself although I have done a few collaborations in the past and will be doing a few more collaborations in the future.

Least favourite member on TiBB, and why?

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/photos/coppermine/albums/200708_mongolia/goats_01.jpg

You for posting that goat. :bawling:

Probably has to be an old member called dennissabre. Those of you that were here will remember him, but basically he was a really annoying and rude troll who was very offensive to me and a few other members.

Boothy
04-08-2011, 10:23 PM
Never heard of him.

*searches*

Z
04-08-2011, 10:27 PM
If you had to work in an office with three other TiBB members, who would you pick and why?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:31 PM
If you had to work in an office with three other TiBB members, who would you pick and why?

Oooh, I like that question.

Right I'd pick Kerry as she seems like she would work hard and do the job, MMI as he is quite clever and very focused and then I'd have to pick Stu because we'd need someone with cutting humour to keep us going and deal with the doucebag clients we'd have to cater for.

(I hate office work btw) :tongue:

Smithy
04-08-2011, 10:32 PM
Whats your least/fave food

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:34 PM
Whats your least/fave food

Tripe. :yuk:

Why anyone in there right mind would eat animal intestines is beyond me as they smell vile, look vile, taste vile and feel so wrong in your mouth


Fave food is Pizza. Can't go wrong with it.

Smithy
04-08-2011, 10:38 PM
can if you put tripe on it

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:39 PM
can if you put tripe on it

[u mad]

Boothy
04-08-2011, 10:39 PM
can if you put tripe on it

:joker:

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 10:40 PM
what is your favourite colour? -daydreams-

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:41 PM
what is your favourite colour? -daydreams-

Orange. It's such a mellow and sexy colour. :love:

Doogle
04-08-2011, 10:42 PM
Why isnt purple your favourite colour

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:43 PM
Why isnt purple your favourite colour

Because purple reminds me of bruises.

Doogle
04-08-2011, 10:44 PM
:( :hug:

Is there any colour you hate with a passion? stupid question but Im thinking about colours now :joker:

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 10:45 PM
I can't think of anything other than sexual questions.

If you had the opportunity to spend the night with a celebrity, who would it be and what would you do to them?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:46 PM
:( :hug:

Is there any colour you hate with a passion? stupid question but Im thinking about colours now :joker:

Pink is probably my least favourite. Although I do like electric pink when it's with black. ;)


Oh and that hideous green Iceman made James give us for mod names. :bored:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 10:48 PM
I can't think of anything other than sexual questions.

If you had the opportunity to spend the night with a celebrity, who would it be and what would you do to them?

I'd spend it with Drake and make him sing to me all night. :love:

Boothy
04-08-2011, 10:49 PM
Because purple reminds me of bruises.

:joker:

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 10:50 PM
I'd spend it with Drake and make him sing to me all night. :love:

Just have him sing to you? That's it? :shocked:

Harry!
04-08-2011, 10:50 PM
What seat in the car do you take?

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 10:51 PM
If you had to murder someone and it was guaranteed you would not get caught who would it be?

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 10:52 PM
when was the last time you sneezed?

Smithy
04-08-2011, 10:54 PM
what was the last thing you bought

Ninastar
04-08-2011, 10:55 PM
most painful experience

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:00 PM
Just have him sing to you? That's it? :shocked:

Yep, I don't find him hot, but his voice is so sexy. :laugh:

What seat in the car do you take?

Which ever one Rebecca Black isn't taking. ;)

If you had to murder someone and it was guaranteed you would not get caught who would it be?

Kerry Katona, Jordan, Peter Andre, The cast of TOWIE and the guys from The Wanted.

when was the last time you sneezed?

This morning sometime. :hugesmile:

what was the last thing you bought

Some mushrooms for my stir-fry.

/excitingtimes

most painful experience

When I shut my baby finger in the door at 7 years old and it shattered it to pieces. :sad:

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:02 PM
Agreed about Drake's voice. Ugh I could listen to him talking forever. :love:

But yeah how old were you when you first fell in love?

Smithy
04-08-2011, 11:02 PM
do you have a wide set vagina and/or a heavy flow?

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:03 PM
do you have a wide set vagina and/or a heavy flow?

Omfg :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 11:03 PM
do you have a wide set vagina and/or a heavy flow?

* Or both and you have to use jumbo tampons and you lie about being a virgin?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:04 PM
Agreed about Drake's voice. Ugh I could listen to him talking forever. :love:

But yeah how old were you when you first fell in love?

I'd say the first time I fell in what I thought was 'love' was 15. The first time I fell in actual love was 22.

do you have a wide set vagina and/or a heavy flow?

Heavy flow. Poor vicky has to keep a mop handy in towers for me. :sad:

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 11:04 PM
When was the last time you penetrated someone with your penis?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:06 PM
* Or both and you have to use jumbo tampons and you lie about being a virgin?

I don't use tampons and nope I was a virgin until 18. :tongue:

When was the last time you penetrated someone with your penis?

As opposed to what? Penetrating them with my toe?

That would be 8 days ago. (The penis not the toe!)

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 11:08 PM
Penetrating someone with your toe was my Saturday Night last week. It's completely do'able.

Smithy
04-08-2011, 11:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/74suc.png

Chuck
04-08-2011, 11:09 PM
D:

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:09 PM
D:

Boothy
04-08-2011, 11:09 PM
I'd say the first time I fell in what I thought was 'love' was 15. The first time I fell in actual love was 22.



How old are you now? I thought you were about 21. :joker:

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 11:09 PM
How much would you demand to be paid if any to have sexual relations with this woman?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2010/10/21/1287676462912/Hilary-Devey-Pall-Ex-006.jpg

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:09 PM
Ooo another question. I think you've already answered this before but I can't remember what you said.

Anyways, when did you realise you were gay and when did you come out? c:

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 11:12 PM
Its still brown to this day. I just can't seem to get it clean :bored:

Smithy
04-08-2011, 11:12 PM
How old are you now? I thought you were about 21. :joker:

ahahahahaha

he's like almost 30, he's in the old peoples club :amazed:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:13 PM
How old are you now? I thought you were about 21. :joker:

I've recently turned 27.

(Smithy you are not allowed to comment! :nono:)

How much would you demand to be paid if any to have sexual relations with this woman?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2010/10/21/1287676462912/Hilary-Devey-Pall-Ex-006.jpg

About £80,000. That would see me nicely around the world. :hugesmile:

Ooo another question. I think you've already answered this before but I can't remember what you said.

Anyways, when did you realise you were gay and when did you come out? c:


I realised when I was 16, but didn't come out until I was 18.

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:13 PM
Its still brown to this day. I just can't seem to get it clean :bored:

Good grief D:

Smithy
04-08-2011, 11:14 PM
whats your favorite TV show

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:14 PM
ahahahahaha

he's like almost 30, he's in the old peoples club :amazed:

Damn! You already commented. :bored:

Chuck
04-08-2011, 11:14 PM
Its still brown to this day. I just can't seem to get it clean :bored:

D:

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 11:14 PM
Good grief D:

Its horrific

Firewire
04-08-2011, 11:15 PM
ew

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 11:16 PM
I won't tell you how long it took me to dislodge the sweetcorn :bored:

EDIT: From underneath my toenail.

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:18 PM
whats your favorite TV show

Quantum Leap.

Well before your time, but it was about a man who leaped from one persons life to another and had to correct bad things that happened in history to them. He was trying to get back to his own time (our time) but he had to keep leaping from life to life until he had altered enough of history. :lovedup:

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:18 PM
When you were at school, what subject were you best at and what subject were you worst at? :amazed:

Smithy
04-08-2011, 11:19 PM
I won't tell you how long it took me to dislodge the sweetcorn :bored:

EDIT: From underneath my toenail.

http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/puke.gif

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:19 PM
When you were at school, what subject were you best at and what subject were you worst at? :amazed:

I was best at Art, Drama, IT and English.

French was my worst subject as I never much cared for it or the annoying French teacher that would always cry in lesson if we didn't behave.

Glenn.
04-08-2011, 11:21 PM
http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/puke.gif

I know. I know :pat:

Niall
04-08-2011, 11:22 PM
I was best at Art, Drama, IT and English.

French was my worst subject as I never much cared for it or the annoying French teacher that would always cry in lesson if we didn't behave.

Lmao. :laugh: My french teacher always looked like she was on the brink of tears too. :L

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:23 PM
Lmao. :laugh: My french teacher always looked like she was on the brink of tears too. :L

They can't seem to deal with pressure much. :laugh:

Smithy
04-08-2011, 11:25 PM
ermm, who would be your ideal CBB housemate

-running out of non dirty questions-

Jords
04-08-2011, 11:26 PM
Glenn dont be so bloody vile :laugh:

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:26 PM
ermm, who would be your ideal CBB housemate

-running out of non dirty questions-

Joanna Lumley. She would be amazing to see in there, but I highly doubt she would lower her standards to appear on C5's BB freakshow.

CharlieO
04-08-2011, 11:49 PM
Would you ever marry someone in order to gain citizenship to somewhere?

Benjamin
04-08-2011, 11:52 PM
Would you ever marry someone in order to gain citizenship to somewhere?

No, as much as I want to get out of the UK, I want to do it through my own merit and hard work.

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 12:11 AM
Glenn dont be so bloody vile :laugh:

I can't help it:shrug:

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:23 AM
K so we've all obviously ran out of polite questions. I'll start the dirtier ones.

How many times have you had sex? :evilgrin:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 12:23 AM
K so we've all obviously ran out of polite questions. I'll start the dirtier ones.

How many times have you had sex? :evilgrin:

I don't keep count. :tongue:

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:25 AM
:suspect:

Rough guess?

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 12:26 AM
:suspect:

Rough guess?

More than you.

[U Mad]

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 12:32 AM
Come on! Theres no point beating around the bush!

How many times have you ejaculated on someones face?

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:41 AM
More than you.

[U Mad]

At least I'm not a cheap hussy like you. :hmph:

Smithy
05-08-2011, 12:41 AM
Come on! Theres no point beating around the bush!

How many times have you ejaculated on someones face?

:laugh3:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 12:41 AM
Come on! Theres no point beating around the bush!

How many times have you ejaculated on someones face?



I don't keep count of that either, but I have done it on several occasions.

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:44 AM
I don't keep count of that either, but I have done it on several occasions.

:shocked:

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:44 AM
Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 12:44 AM
Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Nope, never.

Smithy
05-08-2011, 12:45 AM
why is that a stupid question :suspect:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 12:46 AM
I don't keep count of that either, but I have done it on several occasions.

:lovedup:

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:47 AM
why is that a stupid question :suspect:

Because Ben said figured out he was gay at 16 and didn't lose his virginity till 18.

Smithy
05-08-2011, 12:48 AM
-still doesn't see how it's stupid-

:suspect:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 12:50 AM
-still doesn't see how it's stupid-

:suspect:

Because Ben is gay?
Therefore, isn't very likely to be porking vaginas :thumbs:

Smithy
05-08-2011, 12:52 AM
sex is just sex though, whether if it's meaningless i dont see the difference between him doing it with a man or a OMFG A DOOR JUST SLAMMED DOWNSTAIRS

Firewire
05-08-2011, 12:52 AM
Because Ben is gay?
Therefore, isn't very likely to be porking vaginas :thumbs:

Yeah but he still could've had sex with a woman.

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:53 AM
sex is just sex though, whether if it's meaningless i dont see the difference between him doing it with a man or a OMFG A DOOR JUST SLAMMED DOWNSTAIRS

That would be the hit man I sent to get you. :idc:

Lee.
05-08-2011, 12:53 AM
When was the last time you cried... and why?

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 12:54 AM
Because Ben is gay?
Therefore, isn't very likely to be porking vaginas :thumbs:

So eloquent. :laugh:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 12:56 AM
When was the last time you cried... and why?

The last time I cried was 10 days ago; I was having a real down day because of work and getting frustrated with my life and feeling stuck in a rut.

Lee.
05-08-2011, 12:57 AM
The last time I cried was 10 days ago; I was having
a real down day because of work and getting frustrated with my life and feeling stuck in a rut.

:hug:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 12:58 AM
Someone better check to see if Smithy is alright. He may be getting murdered as we speak

Niall
05-08-2011, 12:58 AM
Whats the funniest thing thats ever happened to you?

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:01 AM
Someone better check to see if Smithy is alright. He may be getting murdered as we speak

Im k gurl, no worse than a toe up the ass

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:02 AM
Im k gurl, no worse than a toe up the ass


You've never had one of my toes..

Locke.
05-08-2011, 01:03 AM
What do you think of African Child

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:03 AM
Whats the funniest thing thats ever happened to you?

In Oz I was dressed as Sheep for our 'Christmas in July' party with a nativity play character theme. I proceeded to get very, very drunk, threw up everywhere, tried to feed a penguin (my friend has a photo of it) and then passed out on the beach after getting high. The next morning me and one of my friends (who was dressed as a donkey) woke up with families starting to appear on the beach. it was very amusing to say the least. :hugesmile:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:04 AM
What do you think of African Child

I have not listened to it, and will not be listening to it. :tongue:

Locke.
05-08-2011, 01:05 AM
Why will you not be listening to African Child?

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:06 AM
because all they ****ing do is beg for money, don't worry ben, im with you :thumbs:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:07 AM
Why will you not be listening to African Child?

Because I'm going to bed soon and I'm listening to ambient music. :hugesmile:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:07 AM
I think he's talking about a musician Smithy :/

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:08 AM
my point still stands

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:10 AM
my point still stands

Seconded :hmph:

Locke.
05-08-2011, 01:10 AM
because all they ****ing do is beg for money, don't worry ben, im with you :thumbs:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgibz05As1qh6h51o1_500.gif

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:11 AM
In Oz I was dressed as Sheep for our 'Christmas in July' party with a nativity play character theme. I proceeded to get very, very drunk, threw up everywhere, tried to feed a penguin (my friend has a photo of it) and then passed out on the beach after getting high. The next morning me and one of my friends (who was dressed as a donkey) woke up with families starting to appear on the beach. it was very amusing to say the least. :hugesmile:

:laugh3: Omfg thats hilarious.

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:14 AM
How would you survive a life sentence in Prison?

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:15 AM
omg -giggles-

Kerry
05-08-2011, 01:16 AM
What would be your perfect day?

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:16 AM
:suspect:

CharlieO
05-08-2011, 01:16 AM
omg -giggles-

[2]

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:17 AM
have you read the harry potter books?

Boothy
05-08-2011, 01:17 AM
How would you survive a life sentence in Prison?

omg -giggles-

:joker::joker:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:18 AM
May I ask why everyone is giggling? :suspect:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:20 AM
How would you survive a life sentence in Prison?

I think we all know the answer to that one. :evilgrin:

What would be your perfect day?

By myself in the middle of the countryside on a sunny day lying on a soft, grassy hill that overlooks the rolling view. A gentle breeze blowing through the warm air and a field of sunflowers in the near distance gently bobbing up and down. Just lying there and listening to nature and being at one with my thoughts. :love:

Shaun
05-08-2011, 01:20 AM
When are you going to tell everyone about our weekend in Bovey Tracey?

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:21 AM
I think we all know the answer to that one. :evilgrin:

So you would be the prisons bitch then?. I don't blame you. I probably would to. Where else can you ensure daily arse poundings without paying for it?

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:22 AM
have you read the harry potter books?

I read the first one when it came out and I hated it. I have absolutely no respect for JK Rowling as a writer, I find her style very weak and simplistic. Granted she has done exceptionally well from it, but does not mean her writing is good, it's just been glorified.

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:23 AM
:O

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:23 AM
:O

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:24 AM
I read the first one when it came out and I hated it. I have absolutely no respect for JK Rowling as a writer, I find her style very weak and simplistic. Granted she has done exceptionally well from it, but does not mean her writing is good, it's just been glorified.

You need to read the later books :thumbs:

As a Potter fan I have to agree with you. The first book is pretty dire compared to the later books.

Give the others a go. You never know, you might like them.

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:25 AM
When are you going to tell everyone about our weekend in Bovey Tracey?

When one of us gets famous. :evilgrin:

So you would be the prisons bitch then?. I don't blame you. I probably would to. Where else can you ensure daily arse poundings without paying for it?

There's a corner near me where you get paid for it. :hugesmile:

Firewire
05-08-2011, 01:25 AM
oh my sweet bunion.

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:25 AM
Have you read the Twilight series?! :amazed:

Locke.
05-08-2011, 01:26 AM
Twilight is absolutely crap, agreed?

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:27 AM
Twilight is absolutely crap, agreed?

Agreed!

Firewire
05-08-2011, 01:27 AM
I'll admit, I have read the Twilight books and seen the films. But they are SO boring. I read them all because I wanted to finish the series.

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:27 AM
niall **** about shitelight

and Glenn is right, she definately improved as a writer, I was rereading the first book about a week ago, and i couldn't get over how much it read as if it was directed towards 8 year olds

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:27 AM
Have you read the Twilight series?! :amazed:

Oh hell no! Something I despise slightly more than HP is 'Romantic Vampire' books. Vampires are scary creatures, full of evil and horror; not a modern day drivel of love, beauty and pointless Hollywood glamour. :bored:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:28 AM
When one of us gets famous. :evilgrin:



There's a corner near me where you get paid for it. :hugesmile:

I need to move to that corner :amazed:

Shaun
05-08-2011, 01:29 AM
-loves how Niall is bitchslapped every time he brings up Twilight-

Boothy
05-08-2011, 01:29 AM
niall **** about shitelight

and Glenn is right, she definately improved as a writer, I was rereading the first book about a week ago, and i couldn't get over how much it read as if it was directed towards 8 year olds

In fairness, it was.

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:29 AM
Ben sounds like he's team Jacob

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:30 AM
Oh hell no! Something I despise slightly more than HP is 'Romantic Vampire' books. Vampires are scary creatures, full of evil and horror; not a modern day drivel of love, beauty and pointless Hollywood glamour. :bored:

:bored:

Some of the vampires in Twilight are terrifying, so. :hmph:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:31 AM
:bored:

Some of the vampires in Twilight are terrifying, so. :hmph:

Yeah. Sure they are :pat:

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:31 AM
-loves how Niall is bitchslapped every time he brings up Twilight-

*Sticks tongue out at Shaun*

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:32 AM
Back on topic.


Where did you lose your virginity Ben?

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:34 AM
Back on topic.


Where did you lose your virginity Ben?

He already answered that one. :suspect:

EDIT: Ignore me. I read that wrong. :blush2:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:34 AM
Back on topic.


Where did you lose your virginity Ben?

In a King size bed that had black silk sheets. :hugesmile:

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:35 AM
Oooo I have one! :amazed: What's your favourite superpower from Heroes? :amazed:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:35 AM
He already answered that one. :suspect:

No I never. :tongue:

Firewire
05-08-2011, 01:36 AM
In a King size bed that had black silk sheets. :hugesmile:

ooh, very posh.

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:36 AM
Oooo I have one! :amazed: What's your favourite superpower from Heroes? :amazed:

Monica's. :lovedup:

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:36 AM
Who was your fave XF contestant ever?

Niall
05-08-2011, 01:38 AM
Monica's. :lovedup:

Ooo I loved Monica's but I loved Elle and Candice's powers even more. :love:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:38 AM
Who was your fave XF contestant ever?

Ruth Lorenzo. :lovedup:


Although I did love Rachel Adedeji, but only because it used to make me laugh when the voice over would boom her name.

Kerry
05-08-2011, 01:38 AM
What is the worst illness or accident you've ever had?

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:39 AM
Ruth Lorenzo. :lovedup:


Although I did love Rachel Adedeji, but only because it used to make me laugh when the voice over would boom her name.

omg, Ruth was amazing :love:

Purple Rain and Knocking on heavens door :worship:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:40 AM
What is the worst illness or accident you've ever had?

When I was 7 (and a few months before I shatterd my little finger) I slipped in a paddling pool and caught my wrist on the sharp edge and it split wide open. I now have a small scar going up that looks like I have tried to kill myself.

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:41 AM
In a King size bed that had black silk sheets. :hugesmile:

Oooo classy :amazed:

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:42 AM
Whats your fave song from Born This Way :amazed:

Firewire
05-08-2011, 01:42 AM
Have you ever committed a crime?

Kerry
05-08-2011, 01:42 AM
When I was 7 (and a few months before I shatterd my little finger) I slipped in a paddling pool and caught my wrist on the sharp edge and it split wide open. I now have a small scar going up that looks like I have tried to kill myself.

Oh I once slipped on some steps and dropped a milk bottle. It slit my wrist wide open. I've always thought the same. Looks like a suicide attempt :joker:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:45 AM
Would you ever consider a Sex-Change?

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:46 AM
Whats your fave song from Born This Way :amazed:

Americano. :love:

Have you ever committed a crime?

Plenty, but not since I was a teenager. Vandalism, theft, and selling some weed a few times. :blush:

Oh I once slipped on some steps and dropped a milk bottle. It slit my wrist wide open. I've always thought the same. Looks like a suicide attempt :joker:

It's not just me. :hugesmile:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:47 AM
Would you ever consider a Sex-Change?

Nope, never. I wouldn't look good as a woman or being called Brenda (they always seem to change their name to something similar to their original, idkw)

Jords
05-08-2011, 01:47 AM
Heroes :lovedup:

Smithy
05-08-2011, 01:47 AM
Americano. :love:

:lovedup:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:48 AM
I would be Glenda :rolleyes:

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:49 AM
I would be Glenda :rolleyes:

LOL. Brenda and Glenda. :laugh2:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:50 AM
LOL. Brenda and Glenda. :laugh2:

:lovedup:

Can we have black silk sheets?

Benjamin
05-08-2011, 01:51 AM
:lovedup:

Can we have black silk sheets?

We can have Burnt Orange silk sheets. :evilgrin:

Glenn.
05-08-2011, 01:51 AM
We can have Burnt Orange silk sheets. :evilgrin:

*dribbles*