Harry Potter chat-up lines

[Boothy]

Just seen them trend on Twitter. They're killing me

One night with me they will be calling you moaning myrtle.

You dont need to use 'Alohamora' to see my restricted section.

"I'm sorry love, but your vagina is a horcrux. I must destroy it."

I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood

you make me want to whomp my willow.

[Niall]

:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

hahahahahaha

[Marc]

"I'm sorry love, but your vagina is a horcrux. I must destroy it."


Brilliant!

[Jords]

:laugh3:

[Joelle.]

Rofl :laugh3:

[Niamh.]

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

[Jords]

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

:joker::joker:

[Joelle.]

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own

You don't need defense against my dark arts.

I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

['Conor]

I want to slytherin to your chamber of secrets.

[abbey97]

Haha!!

[CharlieO]

Let me go slytherin to something more comfortable.