Pointless Thread #247324796434

[Benjamin]

I haven't made a pointless thread in a while. So here goes.

If you could be any object in the world, what would it be? :hugesmile:

['Conor]

a spatula.

[Joelle.]

A vibrator

[LemonJam]

Nicki Minaj's chair.

[Glenn.]

A baseball bat. To hit tone deaf morons who sing about Swagger Jagger.




No in all seriousness I would be a Cricket Bat

[Marsh.]

A vibrator

^^^^ :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Gerard Butlers boxer shorts :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

Gerard Butlers boxer shorts :evilgrin:

Oh FGS. :bored:

[Niamh.]

Oh FGS. :bored:

What?? :joker:

[Ninastar]

Nicki Minaj's bra

[Glenn.]

Gerard Butlers boxer shorts :evilgrin:

:amazed:

Why didn't I think of them?

Great choice :thumbs:

[Niamh.]

:amazed:

Why didn't I think of them?

Great choice :thumbs:

Thank you :D

[Smithy]

-waits for patrick to say a tampon-

[Jords]

A light switch :evilgrin:

[Glenn.]

-wonders who's underwear he would want to be-

[Marsh.]

Oh FGS. :bored:

:nono: Don't create a random thread then complain about the answers, lol.

-waits for patrick to say a tampon-

Patrick needs a tampon.

[Pyramid*]

Senor Frogs.

[Joelle.]

A light switch :evilgrin:

Whats the pun? Everyone turns you on? :laugh:

[Ninastar]

-waits for patrick to say a tampon-

i dont think he would want to be one, he doesn't like blood getting in his hole so I don't think he'd like being covered in blood

[CharlieO]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Because it can drive, fly and go on water.

[Benjamin]

What?? :joker:

:amazed:

Why didn't I think of them?

Great choice :thumbs:

:nono: Don't create a random thread then complain about the answers, lol.



You 3, GET OUT of my pointless thread. :bored:












:tongue:

[Glenn.]

Your telling me you wouldn't want be a pair of his briefs Ben?

[Benjamin]

i dont think he would want to be one, he doesn't like blood getting in his hole so I don't think he'd like being covered in blood

Such a beautiful description there Caitlin, thank you.

[Lewis.]

Rihanna's finger.

[Benjamin]

Your telling me you wouldn't want be a pair of his briefs Ben?

Nope. He's hideous.

-runs-

[Boothy]

Kate Upton's Sybian.

[Glenn.]

-starts to boil with uncontrollable rage-


Who's underwear would you want to be by chance?

[Jords]

Whats the pun? Everyone turns you on? :laugh:

Maybe :evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

You 3, GET OUT of my pointless thread. :bored:












:tongue:

like you'd say no to holding Gerards http://files.vector-images.com/clipart/cock1.gif all day :hmph:

[Glenn.]

WOW picture sentence :lovedup:

[Niamh.]

WOW picture sentence :lovedup:

:love:

[Benjamin]

WOW picture sentence :lovedup:

It's the best way for her to talk as she's too hammered to use real words.;)


-runs again-

[Smithy]

gerard has chickens :suspect:

[Niamh.]

It's the best way for her to talk as she's too hammered to use real words.;)


-runs again-

You better run -shakes fist-

[Boothy]

Actually, change my mind.

Kate Upton's glass.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/kateupton.jpg

Look how snug it looks :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

You better run -shakes fist-

Actually you wouldn't be able to catch me, you'd probably stagger a couple of yards then faceplant the floor. :tongue:

[Marsh.]

You better run -shakes fist-

:evilgrin:

Rihanna's finger.

Urgh, I'd hate to imagine what she does with it.

[Niamh.]

Actually you wouldn't be able to catch me, you'd probably stagger a couple of yards then faceplant the floor. :tongue:

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/italianflick.gif

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/index.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/wood-grain-closeup-1-DHD.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/huntGOBBLE6546.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/indexf.jpg's
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/juggling-balls-stage-mmx-dx-shop1.jpg

[Firewire]

:evilgrin:



Urgh, I'd hate to imagine what she does with it.

:laugh2:

[Jords]

Rihanna's finger.

Which one?

Id pick carefully I hear they all have different uses :o

['Conor]

Actually, change my mind.

Kate Upton's glass.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/kateupton.jpg

Look how snug it looks :lovedup:

nom.

[Smithy]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/index.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/wood-grain-closeup-1-DHD.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/huntGOBBLE6546.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/indexf.jpg's
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/juggling-balls-stage-mmx-dx-shop1.jpg

I wood turkey gerard plastic balls

:suspect:

[Glenn.]

:suspect:

[Benjamin]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/italianflick.gif

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Niamh.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/index.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/wood-grain-closeup-1-DHD.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/huntGOBBLE6546.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/indexf.jpg's
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/juggling-balls-stage-mmx-dx-shop1.jpg

http://cottagemagpie.com/imgc/how-to-sew-pillow-cover-9.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Taxus_wood.jpg/300px-Taxus_wood.jpghttp://tutorialfreakz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Bionic-eye1.jpg

[Jords]

I wood turkey gerard plastic balls

:suspect:

:laugh2:

[Glenn.]

http://cottagemagpie.com/imgc/how-to-sew-pillow-cover-9.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Taxus_wood.jpg/300px-Taxus_wood.jpghttp://tutorialfreakz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Bionic-eye1.jpg

:lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

I think I'd like to be a piano.

[Ninastar]

Such a beautiful description there Caitlin, thank you.

anytime

[Joelle.]

I wood turkey gerard plastic balls

:suspect:

Rofl :laugh3:

[Princess]

Gerard Butlers boxer shorts :evilgrin:

I was gonna say Jason Orange's boxers :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I was gonna say Jason Orange's boxers :laugh:

Great minds :wink:

[Benjamin]

I was gonna say Jason Orange's boxers :laugh:

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Marsh.]

I think I'd like to be a piano.

My music teacher used to tell me my piano fingering was quite exquisite.

[Doogle]

A sofa

[Jords]

My music teacher used to tell me my piano fingering was quite exquisite.

:laugh2:

[Princess]

Great minds :wink:

More like filthy Irish minds! ;)

[Niamh.]

More like filthy Irish minds! ;)

ssshhhhhhhhhh....................:laugh:

[Benjamin]

The Irish are pure filth. :evilgrin:

[arista]

a Computer Bit
needed by Everyone in the World.

[Niamh.]

The Irish are pure filth. :evilgrin:

You love it Ben :spin:

[Ninastar]

My music teacher used to tell me my piano fingering was quite exquisite.

LOL I was gunna say something along those lines

[Zippy]

Great minds :wink:

dirty minds, more like

and eww...skidmarks

[GypsyGoth]

My music teacher used to tell me my piano fingering was quite exquisite.

:laugh3:

[mizzy25]

either a computer or a bed

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l90ukrjKAE1qbui1yo1_500.jpg

[Benjamin]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l90ukrjKAE1qbui1yo1_500.jpg

That man is a douchebag. :bored:

[Marsh.]

LOL I was gunna say something along those lines

:tongue:

[King Gizzard]

Richard Osman is great he isn't a douchebag :nono:

[King Gizzard]

He is in charge of Endemol so you better be nice :hmph:

[Benjamin]

He is in charge of Endemol so you better be nice :hmph:

No, Make me! :tongue:

[Jordan.]

*notices lack of green username :suspect:*

Am I really far behind?

[Niamh.]

*notices lack of green username :suspect:*

Am I really far behind?

:shocked: OMG so am I

[Ninastar]

bt rly yeah i would be someone's underwear too. I'm not saying who though (probably because theres like 10 people i would choose from)

[Niall]

Jake Gyllenhaal's right hand. :evilgrin:

/late

[Firewire]

Jake Gyllenhaal's right hand. :evilgrin:

/late

:love: