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Legend killer
12-08-2011, 09:21 AM
As a united fan heck a fan of football what is thier not to love about a guy who pays roughly 20mil for sub standard players like Henderson and Downing
And actually manages to make his team worse then they were with his spending

And who can forget his legendary 35MIL yes 35MIL buy of Andy Carroll who has managed to bang in something like 2 goals PMSL

LOVE LIVE QUEEN KENNY WHAT A MAN

Locke.
12-08-2011, 02:18 PM
Henderson was 16 mil and that is spent on his potential not his current standard (although his assists were higher than every Man Utd player other than Nani last season).

And Downing is a much better all around player than Young, so...s

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 02:21 PM
LOL downing better than Young you really are clueless Locke Young had the same amound of assists as Nani last season who was near or even at the top of the assists league last year

Mate just face it you got ripped off nicely you could have got NzOGBIA for 10mil and he is twice the player downing is

Enjoy your battle to stay in the top half of the table PMSL

Locke.
12-08-2011, 02:25 PM
I know a lot more about football than some mong that can't even spell.

Anyway, neither of us are gonna change our mind so let's just wait until Nate comes on seems as he has watched them both play for his team for years.

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 02:30 PM
Stewart Downing Aston Villa 7 9 16

Ashley Young Aston Villa 7 11 18

http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Premier_League_Combined_2010-11.html

SNM LOCKE YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Locke.
12-08-2011, 02:34 PM
135 - Stewart Downing has completed more crosses in open play than any other player in the Premier League over the last three seasons.

40 - Since August 2004, Stewart Downing & Steven Gerrard have both assisted 40 Premier League goals. Homologous.

H2H - Downing v Young Goals 7-7 Accuracy 42%-48% Scored 11%-10% Assists 7v10 Created 85-78 Pass 78%-72% Cross 24%-31% Dribbles 43%-21%

I believe it is you that has been educated little boy :idc:

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 02:41 PM
PMSL at these pointless facts

135 - Stewart Downing has completed more crosses in open play than any other player in the Premier League over the last three seasons: What the **** is that meant to prove the ball still could easily have been ****e

You said Downing was better than Young i brought up the stats from last season WHEN BOTH WHERE PLAYING IN THE SAME TEAM and Young had better stats

Please Locke im making you look silly

Next you will telling me Henderson was a better buy than Jones and Carroll was a better buy than Little Pea

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 02:44 PM
Chequebook Kenny the man that goes into retirement when the money runs out PMSL

Locke.
12-08-2011, 02:44 PM
Jones is a good player but Henderson will make more impact on our than Jones will in yours next season.

And those 135 crosses will be better off with England's #1 striker on the end of them

Now stop crying or I'll get Suarez to walk through your defence again


http://answers.bettor.com/images/Articles/thumbs/extralarge/Andy-Carroll-could-make-his-Liverpool-debut-against-Manchester-United-57952.jpg

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 03:04 PM
I will admit Suarez is a good player but dont get to happy he went in and out of a makeshift defece containing Wes Brown hardly iconic

All i have to say is Man U 19 soon to be 20
Loserpool a big fat 0 and that is not changing any time soon

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 03:05 PM
And its not exactly hard to make an impact on that poor Loserpool team when was the last time you won a trophy

PMSL

Locke.
12-08-2011, 03:35 PM
The team that destroyed you 3-1 about 3 months ago? :idc:

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 03:41 PM
See thats the difference between us and Loserpool , you suffer from small club mentality. Beating us is always the HIGHLIGHT of your season and as long as you do that your not upset about not winning any trophy's heck you even released a dvd about beating us a couple of years ago PMSL

Now please stop i am making you look really silly and am actually feeling quite bad about it

Locke.
12-08-2011, 03:45 PM
That was far from the highlight of our season. The highlight of it was this man

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Luis+Suarez+West+Ham+United+v+Liverpool+Premier+hZ UZ6ab8g2Nl.jpg

You are awful at baiting by the way you need to take some lessons from Alc, he's a bit better at it

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 03:51 PM
Who is baiting i set up a thread and you came on to talking a load of ****e and i took it upon myelf to educate you which i have done with ease

Also are you playing the premier league predictor thing this year if so i will play just to destroy you at that aswell

So to finish

Fergie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Queen Kenny
United >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Loserpool
Legend Killer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You

NOW THAT IS SOME SERIOUS EDUCATION BEING DISHED OUT

Locke.
12-08-2011, 03:54 PM
Education for the *******, yes.

When did the men in white coats let you out anyway?

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 03:58 PM
PMSL well as the education was being dished out on you are you calling yourself a ****** FACEPALM

For you Locke to make you feel better about yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM&ob=av2e

Novo
12-08-2011, 05:58 PM
Think Locke has been well and truly educated in this thread

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 06:07 PM
Novo i agree and it aint the first time either

THE LEGEND KILLER HAS SPOKEN

Novo
12-08-2011, 06:08 PM
Think you have taught him a think or two about football

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 06:12 PM
Not only football but also about life , sadly i think he is a bit down on himself he called himself a ****** in his last post i do hope he is ok

I'm only doing my job

Novo
12-08-2011, 06:17 PM
I know Legend Killer it's nothing personal it's just strictly business with you

Legend killer
12-08-2011, 06:21 PM
Im off out if Locke turns up tell him not to take it to heart so much and direct him to my youtube link in one of my above posts thank you very much

Novo
12-08-2011, 06:44 PM
Okay i doubt he will turn up though after the home truths you gave him

Legend killer
13-08-2011, 10:33 AM
Chequebook Kenny strikes again with the overpriced signing of Newcastle SUPERSTAR Jose Enrique.

Legend killer
13-08-2011, 03:52 PM
LOL We Love you Kenny

King Gizzard
13-08-2011, 03:55 PM
Downing last season > Young last season.

I should know I'm a Villa fan.

Legend killer
13-08-2011, 04:03 PM
Well Nate you are not a very keen A Villa fan maybe your a Match of the day type fan because i put the stats between the two earlier and Young came out on top

THE STATS DONT LIE

Novo
13-08-2011, 04:10 PM
Bet Kenny is already regretting spending 35 Mil on Carroll

Legend killer
13-08-2011, 04:21 PM
18 odd million on Henderson and he is dragged off with 25 mins to go LOL

Also Novo who do you support

Legend killer
13-08-2011, 04:28 PM
If i where a Liverpool fan i would blame the board Chequebook Kenny needs more than 150mill to spend on players

Legend killer
16-08-2011, 05:47 PM
Reports coming from Liverpool today suggest that Chequebook Kenny is furious with the board. He Stated " What a joke i have only been given 102million in the space of 6 months to spend on players , i need at least triple that if we want to win the league"

Asked what would happen if the board refused to give Chequebook Kenny the money he needed he replied saying " Well i would seriously have to consider my future at the club and would more than likely have to retire again"