A Big Brother tradition: The opening line

[Sawyer]

A yearly thread on TiBB - suggest your opening line!

To stop obvious questions, these are the previous:

BB3: Hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: It's back.
BB5: 13 housemates, one house and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: Racism row apology.
BB9: Dya know what? Britain's not got talent.
BB10: Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but none of them know they aren't housemates yet.
BB11: [Into montage] ...you decide.

CBB4: Twelve housemates, eleven celebrities?
CBB5: *Sniff* I smell celebrities...

Mine:
Big Brother's back, and this time, it's live on Channel 5.

[Jarrod]

RIP Big Brother? Yeah Right! << Sorry. :L Cheesy

[LaLaLand]

"You didn't think he'd stay away for long... did you?!" ("He" being BB).

Meh IDK. It'll probably be some kind of resurrection thing.

[ArcticLion]

"You cant get rid of HIM that easily!"

[Firewire]

"You didn't really think we were gone forever, did you?"

[Sam:)]

1.Live And Let die?
2.New house,New presenter,New channel,Same Big Brother?
3.Davina Ma-Gone :(

[LaLaLand]

"The Second Coming is upon us!!"

*Cue OfCom complaints from religious audiences*

[*mazedsalv**]

New House. New Rules. New Channel. New Brother?

They have no idea what they are letting theirselves in for.

We're back, and we are bigger and better than ever!

Revival. Ressurection. You didn't think Big Brother would be dead forever, did you?

[Patrick]

BB10 one is wrong:

It's,

'But they have no idea that none of them, are housemates!'

[GypsyGoth]

"Welcome to Brian's new show!"

[4ndy3]

"He said he'd get back to you, didn't he?"
or
"anyone think it's time for a resurrection?"

[RichardG]

"You live by the brother, you die by the brother... IT'S BACK!"

[ArcticLion]

my personal favourite ....... " watch and learn channel 4 "

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Something like: We told you we would be back.

[Patrick]

Guess who's back? Back again!
:evilgrin:
BB's Back! Tell a friend!

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[CharlieO]

"He said he'd get back to you, didn't he?"
or
"anyone think it's time for a resurrection?"

I like both of them together :love:

[Braden]

Something snappy like 'Back so soon?'

[LaLaLand]

Maybe it'll be a video package of like all the lights switching on in the house one by one, almost like a huge house rebooting. Camera pans to Brian and "... Do you believe in life after death? Big Brother is BACK!".

[Maia]

Brian (points to himself): I bet you didn't think you'd see me again!

*title sequence*

[Beastie]

I think it could be a close up shot of the big brother eye with the BB music playing in the background. Like a 5 second clip..

Then titles roll!

[Beastie]

"You live by the brother, you die by the brother... IT'S BACK!"

Haha. I quite like this one!

Or what about.. "PC BB? Not anymore!!"

[Patrick]

Or what about.. "PC BB? Not anymore!!"

...no

[4ndy3]

Brian (points to himself): I bet you didn't think you'd see me again!

*title sequence*

love it! :D

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Maybe it'll be a video package of like all the lights switching on in the house one by one, almost like a huge house rebooting. Camera pans to Brian and "... Do you believe in life after death? Big Brother is BACK!".

This! That would be really really good to see.:thumbs:

[Patrick]

Just show the same montage that was used in the UBB Final Hour - only put it in Black and White this time round.

Then at the very end of it when 'Big Brother says: Big Brother Will get back to you!'

*Cuts off*

Let the *Cut off* part - like reopen if you get me?
And then we see Brian standing there on the stage all cool like.

The crowd SILENT and he just says 'Big Brother's word is final ;)' or you could even steal this from BBAUS - 'What Big Brother Promises? He Delivers.'

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And then the opening titles come on and the crowd are like 'ROAAAAAAAARRR!' and we're all just jizzing everywhere.

[TomRocksUrSocks]

New House. New Rules. New Channel. New Brother?
^^Editing yours...

New House...[Show VT of house]...New Rules...[Show snippets of the new rules interspersed with second long clips of possible punishments looking scary lol]...Same Brother [Show VT of the Big Brother eye each flashing for a second until we get to the CBB8 eye - this then opens up, as it is revealed that the eye is in fact the doors of the house and not a picture. Brian steps out, crowd cheers]...Or is it?

Roll titles.

[Beastie]

Just show the same montage that was used in the UBB Final Hour - only put it in Black and White this time round.

Then at the very end of it when 'Big Brother says: Big Brother Will get back to you!'

*Cuts off*

Let the *Cut off* part - like reopen if you get me?
And then we see Brian standing there on the stage all cool like.

The crowd SILENT and he just says 'Big Brother's word is final ;)' or you could even steal this from BBAUS - 'What Big Brother Promises? He Delivers.'


And then the opening titles come on and the crowd are like 'ROAAAAAAAARRR!' and we're all just jizzing everywhere.



No.

[georgehudson]

A yearly thread on TiBB - suggest your opening line!

To stop obvious questions, these are the previous:

BB3: Hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: It's back.
BB5: 13 housemates, one house and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: Racism row apology.
BB9: Dya know what? Britain's not got talent.
BB10: Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but none of them know they aren't housemates yet.
BB11: [Into montage] ...you decide.

CBB4: Twelve housemates, eleven celebrities?
CBB5: *Sniff* I smell celebrities...

Mine:
Big Brother's back, and this time, it's live on Channel 5.

It was actually 'Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but they've got no idea that not one of them are housemates.'

Anyway... I would like something like, "A brand new channel, a brand new house, and a brand new bunch of celebrities." - Not really sure to be honest but I hope there is one :spin:

[Patrick]

No.

You're just jealous because you realized you can't jizz. :idc:

[Beastie]

You're just jealous because you realized you can't jizz. :idc:

Your a hypocrite.

And yeah actually I can jizz. Muahahahaha!! :elephant:

[Patrick]

It was actually 'Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but not one of them are housemates.'

Anyway... I would like something like, "A brand new channel, a brand new house, and a brand new bunch of celebrities." - Not really sure to be honest but I hope there is one :spin:

No - they should try and make this a LAUNCH SHOW for Big Brother in general not some ******ing CBB Launch - they made a horrible mistake launching with CBB, If they keep mentioning Celebrities it'll suck.

[CharlieO]

I think it will be quite cheesy.

[SimBrotherNetwork]

Big Brother said he would get back to you, didn't he?
*Roll titles*

[4ndy3]

Back with a vengeance!

[4ndy3]

Big Brother said he would get back to you, didn't he?
*Roll titles*

That one's been said...

[TomRocksUrSocks]

I have another one.

We see a gravestone. The camera pans in. The stone is enscribed 'RIP Big Brother - 2000-2010'. Then a hand pops up from the grave and wiggles. Brian walks to the graveside dressed as an undertaker.
"On the 5th channel, he rose again."

Pretty cheesey, I know. :P

[andy191]

Big Brother said he would get back to you, didn't he?
*Roll titles*

I was just about to post exactly the same thing. :shocked:

[Beastie]

No - they should try and make this a LAUNCH SHOW for Big Brother in general not some ******ing CBB Launch - they made a horrible mistake launching with CBB, If they keep mentioning Celebrities it'll suck.

Actually doing CBB first is a better move. They will get more viewers on launch night for CBB than if BB12 was starting first.

The mention of big names going in has already sparked interest for people who don't generally watch BB!

[georgehudson]

This! That would be really really good to see.:thumbs:

This would be good :spin:

[seanraff07]

"Lets cut the crap and get on with it"

[CharlieO]

I have another one.

We see a gravestone. The camera pans in. The stone is enscribed 'RIP Big Brother - 2000-2010'. Then a hand pops up from the grave and wiggles. Brian walks to the graveside dressed as an undertaker.
"On the 5th channel, he rose again."

Pretty cheesey, I know. :P

That wouldn't work for the launch I don't think. But it ould have made a good advert though. Especially compared with 'When Bruv Takes Over'

[georgehudson]

No - they should try and make this a LAUNCH SHOW for Big Brother in general not some ******ing CBB Launch - they made a horrible mistake launching with CBB, If they keep mentioning Celebrities it'll suck.

It's launching CELEBRITY Big Brother... Therefore I put the word 'celebrities' in there :rolleyes:

[Patrick]

Actually doing CBB first is a better move. They will get more viewers on launch night for CBB than if BB12 was starting first.

The mention of big names going in has already sparked interest for people who don't generally watch BB!

Yes but it still sucks that they have to rely on CBB [which is dull] to get ratings.

It's Big Brother's BIG RETURN.

I wouldn't care if say they had a CBB before BB10 or something.

But the fact it's a special series [as was BB11] makes it annoying that they're launching with a CBB series.

[LaLaLand]

Just thought I'd go into detail with mine (getting into this):

-Video shown of dark house. Possibly even a few rats running around, looking proper dusty and mingin'.

-Various areas of the house are shown with quotes from previous BB's accompanying them.

- All of a sudden, in the pitch black, the Diary Room button light starts flickering and sparking.

- One by one, all of the lights in the house come on and the house bursts into life.

- Camera then (somehow) pans to Brian.

- "Do you believe in life after death? Big Brother is BACK!"

- Crowd go wild.

- Roll titles...

:D

[jaybitches]

A yearly thread on TiBB - suggest your opening line!

To stop obvious questions, these are the previous:

BB3: Hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: It's back.
BB5: 13 housemates, one house and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: Racism row apology.
BB9: Dya know what? Britain's not got talent.
BB10: Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but none of them know they aren't housemates yet.
BB11: [Into montage] ...you decide.

CBB4: Twelve housemates, eleven celebrities?
CBB5: *Sniff* I smell celebrities...

Mine:
Big Brother's back, and this time, it's live on Channel 5.

BB 5 is "One house. twelve housemates, and a whole world of pain" or my wrong ? lol

[Patrick]

LOVE THAT JONNII!

Can I edit it abit?

You could have the Diary Room button kind of flickering and then like one of the rats sort of looking at it like 'WTF' and then:

The echoes from the Final Day start playing over eachother really fast:

Like Dermot talking during the last Supper, Emma and George saying goodbye to BBLB, Brian and Davina talking at the end of the Final Hour etc all that mixed with Ex HM Quotes and stuff and arguments all playing over eachother really fast until eventually it sounds like this:

0:18 - 0:24
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And then the camera zooms through the dark house up to the Diary Room button that keeps flickering on and off like mad and then once the whispering and echoes all come to a halt - the Diary Room button just freezes and stays on.

Then we see the Diary Room Door Lock at the top just turning Green and suddenly all the lights come on as Element 4 starts playing - the camera spins around and around like it's having a seizure whilst the house begins lighting up and stuff and then Element 4 stops playing as the Camera stops at Brian who is standing in the house.

'It's Back.'

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I mean that's so OTT - and would never happen, it'd just be ******ing awesome.

[LaLaLand]

^ Wowowowow! Onto a winner here!! 5 need our minds!

[mymidas]

Could be

Don't worry nothing has changed.

Or

Next time we will stay dead.

[karl100589]

Let The 'Summer Of Bruv' Commence

[dawa]

Going with the final , closing moment, of UBB where we got " Big Brother Will Get Back To You "
makes me have to go with " This is big Brother..... "

[Glenn.]

''Big Brother, dead? Yeah right!''

Cue titles.

[Patrick]

Let The 'Summer Of Bruv' Commence

...It'll be on for 2 Weeks in Summer and 13 Weeks in Winter, WTF?

[Glenn.]

...It'll be on for 2 Weeks in Summer and 13 Weeks in Winter, WTF?

Where does Autumn fit into your seasonal calendar?

[Patrick]

Where does Autumn fit into your seasonal calendar?

It doesn't. :hmph:

This is basically our Autumn now - Winter starts in September in the UK basically. :laugh:

[Glenn.]

It doesn't. :hmph:

This is basically our Autumn now - Winter starts in September in the UK basically. :laugh:

I suppose you have a point. Its a joke living in the UK. I haven't even got a tan yet :shocked:

[Blog Rider]

*shot of the final BB moments in black and white*

While the black and white picture is on a slower version of the theme tune plays then Big Brother says "We told you that we be back to you"

*roll titles* :)

[Patrick]

Other Quick Idea:

Just show all the past series clips in slow motion with sad music playing - and have them all in Black and White, with echoes playing over really slowly and stuff.

And then just show the BB11 Chair with 'BIG BROTHER WILL GET BACK TO YOU' being played and then the screen cutting off.

Suddenly after a 5 Second Black Screen, Brian appears standing infront of the door at the top of the stairs.

'Has Big Brother ever lied to you? ;)'

*Audience goes mad and titles blast*