CBB's Bit On The Side - Discussion Thread (Every Night on Ch5 & 5*)

[Maia]

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Hosted by Emma Willis, Alice Levine & Jamie East on every night after the highlight shows on Channel 5 or 5*. Discuss here :D

When it's on this week:

Thursday 1st September: 11:00PM - 12:00AM (Channel 5)
Friday 2nd September: 11:00PM - 12:05AM (Channel 5)
Saturday 3rd September: 10:45PM - 11:45PM (5*)
Sunday 4th September: 10:00PM - 11:00PM (5*)
Monday 5th September: 11:00PM - 12:00AM (Channel 5)
Tuesday 6th September: 11:00PM - 12:00AM (5*)
Wednesday 7th September: 11:00PM - 12:00AM (5*)
Thursday 8th September: 11:00PM - 12:00AM (Channel 5)

[Beastie]

If it's on every night and we don't have live feed... I hope most of the show is about exta clips of happenings in the house and people talking about the housemates, psychologists coming in talking about the housemates. PURELY THIS!!

NO BLOODY GIMMICKS. Don't see the point of having pointless reporters roaming the streets......

[CharlieO]

If it's on every night and we don't have live feed... I hope most of the show is about exta clips of happenings in the house and people talking about the housemates, psychologists coming in talking about the housemates. PURELY THIS!!

NO BLOODY GIMMICKS. Don't see the point of having pointless reporters roaming the streets......

:worship:

And thanks for the thread Mollie.

[Maia]

:D

[CharlieO]

This is good. It seems too bright though. Makes it look tacky.

[fingers]

Nice to see the new style "Maternity Dress" NOT!

[Smithy]

Josie has lost so much weight :shocked:

[Joelle.]

Why cant Josie just disappear :bored:

[seanraff07]

Emma looks great :love:

[CharlieO]

Did the Jeremy Kyle show donate their people to the BB crowd. They are all such chavs.

[seanraff07]

This is decent

[GypsyGoth]

Emma looks great :love:

:worship:

[GypsyGoth]

Josie has lost so much weight :shocked:

Yep, I hope she stands up.

[bbfan1991]

Josie looks fab:).

[CharlieO]

Oh god at this person who's name I cant remember who used to be a man.

[Braden]

Um, Lauren Harries. ****

[Zippy]

Lauren <3

such a fabulous freak

[Smithy]

oh dear

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

isnt this a bit too much excitement for pregnant emma?

[Beastie]

This better be Josie's only night. I hope we have better previous ex housemates popping on the show. Like Marcus from BB10, Nikki BB7, etc.. or just celebs who are fans of the show.

Looks like Lauren Harris wasn't destined to be a celeb housemate.

[Zippy]

Lauren giving fashion advice? PMSL

[Joelle.]

Whos the bloke in drag? :joker:

[Zippy]

please God keep those legs crossed

dont wanna see your surgery wounds

[Novo]

" She would look better in a bin liner "

have you seen what your wearing...

[Novo]

please God keep those legs crossed

dont wanna see your surgery wounds

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Lee.]

This programmes just taking the piss!

[Harry!]

God she loks so strange looking.

[Goonieboy]

Doesn't that Lauren person look terrible for his/her age, he/she was born in 1978, Emma Willis is 2 years older!!

[Goonieboy]

Why cant Josie just disappear :bored:

I do wish.

[Lee.]

Nice to see the new style "Maternity Dress" NOT!

This..

It's really not flattering!

[Marc]

Lauren Harries is weird

[CharlieO]

This isn't that good. My expectations of the series have been lowered.

:sad:

[bbfan1991]

Lauren Harries looks like the alien out of ET:shocked:.

[Marsh.]

Why cant Josie just disappear :bored:

She just might. Looks like she's starving herself.

[Lee.]

Lauren Harries is weird

You want her..

[Marc]

This programmes just taking the piss!

I think it's hilarious :laugh2:

[Joelle.]

So are they actually serious about her being a fashion and style guru? She looks like shes just been caught in a nuclear bomb blast and been dressed by a blind schizophrenic.

[Zippy]

You want her..

he's had her

[Callum]

Lauren Harries :love: She lives near me

[Marc]

You want her..

In and around my mouth

[Marc]

Kerry :laugh2:

[Zippy]

wonder if Lauren keeps her tackle in a pickle jar?

[Wildcat!]

NIce tantrum Kerry! She did good there! :D

[Marsh.]

So are they actually serious about her being a fashion and style guru? She looks like shes just been caught in a nuclear bomb blast and been dressed by a blind schizophrenic.

:laugh3:


Kerry's trying too hard, making it so obvious.

[seanraff07]

Good effort Kerry :D

[seanraff07]

Alex reckons Amy has some sort of game plan

[seanraff07]

Oh dear, what a fail :joker:

[Lee.]

In and around my mouth
That actually made me do a strange silent laugh..

[Zippy]

wish theyd stop these webcam link ups. Who gives a toss what some random viewer thinks? they have a group of viewers right there

[Joelle.]

The spunking dog puppet is too far. Its getting childish now.

[Zippy]

just no

[CharlieO]

That dog is just ridiculous. What a bunch of crap.

No, Just no.

[Marsh.]

It's just like Big Mouth. Childish is what they do.

[Locke.]

What the **** LOL

[DigitalSid]

I'd jizz in Emma's eyes :p.

[Maia]

LOL @ the dog. Reminds me of classic Big Mouth.

[RichardG]

...are they being serious? :nono:

[Lee.]

It's just like Big Mouth. Childish is what they do.

its nothing like Big Mouth...

[Beastie]

Back ally Sally :love:

[Joelle.]

Does Paddy have a speech impediment or is he just constantly drunk. He slurs rather than speaks.

[Harry!]

Oh god its Lauren Harries again.

[Zippy]

Laurens face cracks me up!

you cant do much with a face like that

[CharlieO]

No one is going to find those balloons lol. :laugh:

[fingers]

One must realise the age of their target audience! Think Clearasil!.

[Novo]

They need to bring back that Blue Shark that they used in BBBM

[Lee.]

Laurens face cracks me up!

you cant do much with a face like that
She'd do well in radio...

[Marsh.]

its nothing like Big Mouth...

A dog cumming on the chavvy audience whilst the host walks around with a long stick. Certainly sounds like Big Mouth.

[Jords]

Mum wanted to watch Ch4 +1, seemed alright from first 15 mins. Still wish Emma was host!

[Sam:)]

Im really enjoyin this

[Marsh.]

I don't want Kerry Katona's toenail clippings trapped in a balloon landing in my backyard.

[Marsh.]

Mum wanted to watch Ch4 +1, seemed alright from first 15 mins. Still wish Emma was host!

You're watching the wrong channel. lol

[daniel-lewis-1985]

A dog cumming on the chavvy audience whilst the host walks around with a long stick. Certainly sounds like Big Mouth.

Oh **** off with the chavvy audience comments.

They all look pretty respectable to me.

[billy123]

So has that lauren had the old meat and two veg chopped off or are they still intact???

[CharlieO]

GRAPES GRAPES!!

lol

[Zippy]

Oh **** off with the chavvy audience comments.

They all look pretty respectable to me.

yep. not a trackie top in sight..

[Maia]

Loved tonight's episode, think this is gonna be a great show :D

[Novo]

It was pretty good they need to concentrate more on the show though and less on former housemates

[Marsh.]

Oh **** off with the chavvy audience comments.

They all look pretty respectable to me.

Glad we've established the definition of opinion.

[Mac Hiavellian]

I quite liked this show. It seemed layed back, the guests were good (the last 3 winners!) and it didn't seem too gimmicky like BBBM - except for the ejaculating dog

[gohan2091]

The ejaculating dog was just stupid, I really hope they don't go down the route of BBBM with stupid gimmicks. More chat and action from the house, less of this nonsense.

[andy191]

What was the 'Story production' that was seen?? :conf:

[Mac Hiavellian]

I've decided Bit on the Side has a real BB1-4 vibe about it. It's what I imagine Big Mouth wouldv'e been like in the earlier years - although the ejaculating dog still belongs with the Ch 4 feel

[Joelle.]

I think Emma and Alice were great. I liked the show overall, apart from the spunking dog puppet.

[Colbert-Bump]

The show was pretty good but we don't need any behind the scenes tour...waste of time.

Emma looked stunning.

[Doogle]

Missed, is it on Demand5 yet?

[Mac Hiavellian]

The show was pretty good but we don't need any behind the scenes tour...waste of time.

Emma looked stunning.

Even with the baby bump! Lauren Harries was off her rocker to criticise Emma like that

[SimBrotherNetwork]

I thought it was good myself

[Doogle]

What is that ****ing beeping

[Colbert-Bump]

Even with the baby bump! Lauren Harries was off her rocker to criticise Emma like that

Yeah, Emma took it well though.

[slow&steady]

The ejaculating dog was just stupid, I really hope they don't go down the route of BBBM with stupid gimmicks. More chat and action from the house, less of this nonsense.
agreed. BBBM was a waste of airtime, not impressed with tonites offering at all. early days tho i guess.

[King Gizzard]

5* is amazingly low on Sky listings, you have to go down like 5 pages

[kat26]

It was pretty good they need to concentrate more on the show though and less on former housemates

I hope so too but they really didn't have too much to go on yet.

[Doogle]

Watched the whole thing but not overly impressed. Got boring. I'll watch all week and then decide if I'll continue watching.

[Beastie]

This thread should be a sticky.

Nikki Grahame is on tonight's show!! :D At last.. a credible, entertaining housemate and not that beached whale JOSIE!

Also didn't Emma say she has Saturdays and Sundays off the show?? So who will be presenting tomorrow night's and Sunday's show???

[Goonieboy]

Nikki Grahame is on tonight's show!! :D At last.. a credible, entertaining housemate and not that beached whale JOSIE!

Also didn't Emma say she has Saturdays and Sundays off the show?? So who will be presenting tomorrow night's and Sunday's show???

So true! and yes I was wondering that too.

[Marsh.]

It's on seven days a week? God, we'll have some pretty awful guests then if it's always on. I think they've got Alex on all week.

[Doogle]

WTF they just mentioned the jizzing dog in the bit before the ad break.

[Maia]

On now!

[Beastie]

Darren's 46th birthday today!

[Beastie]

**** a duck! lol

[Doogle]

Emma swearing is weird.

[Doogle]

Alex again. At least he's acceptable.

And woo Chantelle :love:

[Beastie]

Where's Nikki?

[Stu]

Is that Daniel Lewis top row in the blue?

[Saph]

I hope Laurens back :D She was the best bit about it!

That Jamie East can piss off.

[Ramsay]

Really loving this show so far

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

reid again? :shocked:

[Doogle]

I want my Nikki.

Oh wait, sorry sally she's not mine.

[Beastie]

Is that Daniel Lewis top row in the blue?

LOL!

OMG it could be!

[Saph]

in 12 years! :O

[Doogle]

That is Daniel

[Ramsay]

Is that Daniel Lewis top row in the blue?

Lol yeah it is i think

[Beastie]

Crap it is! DANIEL LEWIS IS THERE IN THE BLUE! AHHHHHHHHHH

[Maia]

Hello there Chantelle

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh daniel lewis (user) is on there:shocked:

[CharlieO]

Seen daniel lewis lol. :joker:

[Harry!]

Is that Daniel Lewis top row in the blue?

-looks-

[Stu]

Yeah that's definately our Daniel.

[*mazedsalv**]

Its Daniel!!!

[Kerry]

Why's Chantelle got scribbled on eyebrows? Well, more like marker penned eyebrows

[Patrick]

Missed the first 9 Minutes FFS!

What happened?

[Maia]

Oh my god Daniel Lewis :o

Please quote this when you get back Daniel

[Beastie]

Alex is a bit meh. They need to keep bringing back different ex housemates. LIKE MARCUS FROM BB10. Chanelle Hayes from BB8! Etc..

[Saph]

Why is he always in the BB audience :s

[Wildcat!]

Why are they sweating like pigs?

[Doogle]

Daniel is hilarious to watch. /stalker

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

in 12 years! :O

it's only because all bb lovers wanted to see what it was like. prob will go downhill now :laugh:

[Harry!]

Missed the first 9 Minutes FFS!

What happened?

Spotting our Daniel is the best so far!

[Patrick]

LMFAO OMG. :amazed:

[Ramsay]

Tara is such a fry-bag i love it

[Beastie]

Alex and Chantelle do make a lovely couple though.

[Stu]

Why is some guy now a panelist every night because he owns ... a website?

He looks like a poor mans Dude Lebowski.

[Maia]

Rofl I do love Tara.

[Kerry]

Him in the blue hoody thing?

[Beastie]

Steven Baldwin :worship:

[Doogle]

CBB7 was so good :lovedup:

[Saph]

are sausages really lips and assholes?

[Patrick]

Cbb8 >>>>>>

[Beastie]

Alex is attacking Emma.

[Beastie]

Daniel looks allright on camera. Quite photogenic!

[Ramsay]

If Daniel gives TIBB a shoutout I'll be forever in his debt :laugh:

[Patrick]

'The bloke of Waterloo Road'

How professional Emma.

[Novo]

Him in the blue hoody thing?

Yeah

[Stu]

Wow Daniel's much more reserved in real life. I'd half expected to have seen him try and shag Alex Reed in the mouth by now.

He doesn't look too happy.

[Novo]

Hopefully Daniel has something to say tonight

[MB.]

Daniel's in the audience? I knew I recognised him. :D

[Kerry]

Yeah

Haha :D

[Patrick]

Wow Daniel's much more reserved in real life. I'd half expected to have seen him try and shag Alex Reed in the mouth by now.

He doesn't look too happy.

He looks so like shy and stuff, why hasn't he called Alex a tampon yet!

[Saph]

I feel good in Lenor<3

[Doogle]

Cbb8 >>>>>>

:nono:

Far too early to tell.

[o8kawasaki89]

I think i saw "daniel-lewis" in the BBBOTS audience in a blue hoody back row right side!

[Patrick]

:nono:

Far too early to tell.

The new generation of BB is pissing all over the past 4 Years on Channel 4 so :love:

[Kerry]

I think i saw "daniel-lewis" in the BBBOTS audience in a blue hoody back row right side!

t'is

[Ramsay]

The new generation of BB is pissing all over the past 4 Years on Channel 4 so :love:

:thumbs:

[Patrick]

I think i saw "daniel-lewis" in the BBBOTS audience in a blue hoody back row right side!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8h6avOZYo1qze5g2o1_500.gif

[Doogle]

I thought CBB7 was brilliant and I reckon this could overtake it but it depends on how the next 2 weeks go. Plus I can't watch Nicola sleep this year :(

[Saph]

Sue peed on Kerry :o

[Patrick]

Nicola T :love:

[Harry!]

Hopefully Daniel has something to say tonight

This.

[Maia]

Sue peed on Kerry :o

:laugh3:

[Patrick]

That heartbreaking moment shown there.

[Beastie]

Is Kezza a div or a diva??

[Ramsay]

Chantelle looks horrible :shocked:

[Saph]

I hate that long haired man :/ He needs to **** off, id rather have George Lamb..

[sword in the stone]

The new generation of BB is pissing all over the past 4 Years on Channel 4 so :love:

Oh ok ! now i get it! you're taking the piss right?

[michael21]

hope this is on youtube Daniel in the 1st part :laugh2:

[Patrick]

The Belfast bloke :love:

[Beastie]

Daniel.. SAY SOMETHING!

[Patrick]

TALK TO DAN! FFS. lol

[Beastie]

Daniel mumbled then.

[Stu]

Speak up Daniel lad.

[Doogle]

Chantelle looks horrible :shocked:

Agreed.

[Beastie]

Speak up Daniel lad.

:laugh:

[Patrick]

hope this is on youtube Daniel in the 1st part :laugh2:

What happened?

[michael21]

dan said of her tits

[Novo]

He said something i couldn't make it out though i think he is pissed

[Callum]

Daniel Lewis just tried to speak!

[Doogle]

Daniel really wanted to speak. Damn!

[Patrick]

Oh ok ! now i get it! you're taking the piss right?

Erm no - 8 Million ******ing viewers it got, so obviously loads of people agree.

[Patrick]

http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ch.jpg :lovedup:

[Beastie]

Don't Chantelle and Kerry get on?

[Maia]

I hate that long haired man :/ He needs to **** off, id rather have George Lamb..

He is an absolute legend.

[michael21]

What happened?

he was making hand sign :joker:

[Saph]

chicken dinosaurs, £1.
JLiNRil6Lq0

[CharlieO]

The person sitting next to him won't shut up. :laugh:

Chantelle :love:

[Maia]

Please, we want to hear Daniel Lewis say something.

[sword in the stone]

I hate that long haired man :/ He needs to **** off, id rather have George Lamb..

Long haired man, where?!

[Stu]

Don't worry about missing any classic Lewis. It'll all be on the upcoming Daniel Lewis - The Television Moments boxset.

[Patrick]

he was making hand sign :joker:

:joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[CharlieO]

No one seems very positive about it in the audience. :joker:

[Maia]

There are the numbers - come on everyone, throw Sally a vote.

[michael21]

:joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker:

i going to have to mock dan for that :joker:

[Beastie]

Don't worry about missing any classic Lewis. It'll all be on the upcoming Daniel Lewis - The Television Moments boxset.

:laugh2:

[Ramsay]

LOL Kerry its not the end of the world

[Kerry]

Those two blokes he's sat next to look off their tits pissed

[Beastie]

Chantelle too nice? Nah. She a dirty little slut deep down ;)

[Beastie]

The Holy Moly guy is an ugly beast!

[Stu]

Dan just slagged off the fella that said 'yum yum yum' under his breath.

Daniel Lewis makes for compelling television.

[michael21]

Those two blokes he's sat next to look off their tits pissed

:joker: there almost make dan look normal

[Doogle]

Amy annoys me ugh.

[Kerry]

Chantelle too nice? Nah. She a dirty little slut deep down ;)

She looks dirty on the outside today. Looks like she's rolled in the mud

[Saph]

Salls pulls out :D

[Beastie]

She looks dirty on the outside today. Looks like she's rolled in the mud

Alex will be knocking her back doors in tonight!

[Beastie]

Psychologists :D

[Saph]

Nikki :D

[michael21]

who is she

[Doogle]

NIKKI OH MY GOD a

[CharlieO]

NIKKI :love:

I don't care how cheesy this bit is. Nikki being in it makes up for it.

[Beastie]

Nikki!!!!

Nikki deserves a place on the panel :nono: Not just as a reporter!

[Beastie]

I love Nikki's dress sense. I just love Nikki!!!

BRING BACK PRINCESS NIKKI!!!!

[Harry!]

Nikki <3

[Beastie]

Oh Nikki is here!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!

[Saph]

Aw shes cute

[Maia]

Nikki! :D

[reece(:]

princess nikki :love:

[Beastie]

She always looks stunning!

[Red Moon]

Oh no........ cry baby Nicky......... get her off the show!

Where is the phone and what is the number to vote her off?

[Goonieboy]

Love Nikki!

[Maia]

:joker: Love her

[james130]

Awhh she looks really skinny. :(
Love her though.

[Harry!]

Nikki is so funny!

[CharlieO]

She has made this show for me.

[reece(:]

hahah darryn is an ARSEhole

[Red Moon]

who is she

A Z list has been. :elephant:

[Doogle]

Bloody love her :lovedup:

[Beastie]

I like Nikki but I rather have Judi James talk about this in depth psychology stuff!

[SillyTilly]

Nikki is great :D

[Doogle]

she is so cute. :amazed:

[CharlieO]

I actually love her. Judi James should be back Beastie!

[Beastie]

Sexy Sally :love:

[Saph]

Very Makosi :D

[Novo]

Did the audience just boo Sally then?

[Beastie]

I actually love her. Judi James should be back Beastie!

:worship:

[Doogle]

second day of on season and I already prefer it to my 4 months of off season

[Maia]

No don't talk about sex

[Kerry]

He's moved up

[michael21]

He's moved up

one been chuck out :shocked:

[Maia]

Thought she was about to go to him then.

[michael21]

talk dan talk

[Saph]

Are alex and Chantelle dating?

[Beastie]

Daniel :worship:

[Maia]

She keeps going to the guy right next to him, but not him :(

[CharlieO]

Amy looked good there. Shame we can only see 2 secs of it.

[Kerry]

one been chuck out :shocked:

No. He's on the other side now. The other guy

[michael21]

Daniel :worship:

i dont think he can talk

[Doogle]

Dan stop being shy. Just shout "WE WANT LIVE FEED"

[Novo]

That gay one near Daniel has talked to much now

[Saph]

I wonder if that dog is gonna jizz on everyone again

[Maia]

Alex o_o

[sword in the stone]

christ, paddy is so thick!