TiBB's Hotseat 2011: Stu

[Benjamin]

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This will be the last one for a few months and so for the last one I asked you all to vote for who you wanted to question. Winning by quite a bit the last member to sit in the Hotseat this time is TiBB's King of humour and sarcasm;

Stu

Any of you can ask a question, serious or funny, but don't overload or clog the thread. He will try to answer as many as he can in this thread, but may choose not to answer any question he is not comfortable with.



Previous Hotseat Members:

ukturtle (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180546)
~Kerry~ (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180705)
Ninastar (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180846)
Locke (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181038)
Marc. (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181206)
Mollie (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4473215#post4473215)
LemonJam (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181614)

[Benjamin]

Why is TiBB so slow?

[Ninastar]

last time you got high?

[Ninastar]

would you say that you are a good role model?

[Ninastar]

last person you told to **** off?

[Smithy]

The thread will be closed in 2 days from now, when another member will be selected for The Hotseat.

I thought you were the last member in the hotseat?

[Smithy]

do you have a stream for mtv usa?

[Shaun]

List every single bad member ever?

[King Gizzard]

Have you ever pondered opening up an Ostrich farm?

[Benjamin]

What is your view on the Confederation of Trade Unions of Slovenia?

[Sam:)]

If you could sleep with 1 person,who would it be?

[King Gizzard]

Depeche Mode or Kevin Nash?

[Ammi]

Who did you give sexual favours to, for the last hotseat and why is Benjamin running of to NZ so suddenly?:suspect:

[Kate!]

Have you ever had an alien or ghostly encounter?

[Kate!]

Do you secretly love the Jedward boys!?!

[Stu]

Why is TiBB so slow?
You don't ban enough c to the unts.

last time you got high?
Twenty minutes ago.

would you say that you are a good role model?
Yeah if my admirers have the coherency of one of them YouTube videos of Charles Manson in a prison cell.

last person you told to **** off?
My three year old godson twenty minutes ago. He was calling me from inside the house and I was trying to smoke a joint. That also answers the above.

I thought you were the last member in the hotseat?
That's a pretty poor question.

do you have a stream for mtv usa?
Can't be that hard to find.

List every single bad member ever?
MeMyself&I
Arneldo
georgehudson
Beastie
Ann
Glenn.
Chrizzle
MarkWaldorf
AndrewWylde
ElProximo
Pyramid
WOMBAI
Claymores
Angus
President
andybigbro
Redway
Se-se-Setanta
Michael21
Arista
Mrmarky

I know I'm missing some.

Have you ever pondered opening up an Ostrich farm?
Only if Dicky Desmond buys the rights to film it and chuck it on 5*.

What is your view on the Confederation of Trade Unions of Slovenia?
That would be an ecumenical matter.

If you could sleep with 1 person,who would it be?
Gidget Gein but he's a bit dead.

Depeche Mode or Kevin Nash?
WATERS.

Who did you give sexual favours to, for the last hotseat and why is Benjamin running of to NZ so suddenly?:suspect:
Think you answered your own question there :evilgrin:.

Have you ever had an alien or ghostly encounter?
I don't believe in ghosts. I believe in aliens but have never had an encounter outside of prolonged acid trips.

Do you secretly love the Jedward boys!?!
No. I'm pretty sure joeysteele thinks they're a lovely bunch of lads though.

[michael21]

can you drive?

[Stu]

can you drive?
Not at all.

[Niall]

Strangest thing thats ever happened to you?

[michael21]

can you swim?

[michael21]

what your ideal job?

[Ninastar]

most embarrassing moment ever?

[Locke.]

Are you looking forward to Michael21's 350 questions?

[Stu]

Strangest thing thats ever happened to you?
I had an incredibly lucid dream after a night on the booze where I was having it off with some androgynous 'person' and the entire dream turned into this bizarre, trippy scenario after I saw that he/she had two bellybuttons. Then three. Then four. Then he/she had a mouth with teeth on his/her legs and the teeth locked on to my balls.

When I woke I was still out of it and the walls were screaming at me for a few seconds until I drifted back. It was very distressing.

I think it was Scott.

can you swim?
Not enough to come up with a witty response.

what your ideal job?
Answering ****ty questions from some cabbage.

most embarrassing moment ever?
My eleven years as a fan of pro wrestling.

Are you looking forward to Michael21's 350 questions?
It's a pretty thrilling prospect.

[michael21]

what would be you wrestling name if you were a wrestle?

[Lee.]

Do you cry easily?

[Stu]

what would be you wrestling name if you were a wrestle?
Scouse Unlimited.

[Stu]

Do you cry easily?
Yes. Very easily. It makes me feel healthy.

[Lee.]

Do you think of yourself as an extravert or an introvert?

[Stu]

Do you think of yourself as an extravert or an introvert?
Depends on the drug. Both with no inbetween. I'm an introvert at heart though probably. The real me is a pretty unspectacular nerd who plays Halo until 4am.

[Lee.]

Do you like yourself?

[Stu]

Oh sure I'm great.

[michael21]

what the nicest thing you ever done?

[Stu]

Explain with great patience to Patrick that the weed he bought was fake.

[Lee.]

What do you dislike most about yourself?

[Kate!]

Describe yourself in three words?

[Ninastar]

does this hotseat make you feel fabulous?

[Stu]

What do you dislike most about yourself?
Anxiety.

Describe yourself in three words?
Pixar's Finding Nemo.

does this hotseat make you feel fabulous?
I'm having a very nice time with it, yes.

[Shaun]

Finger me?

Peanut butter or nutella or both or neither?

John Lennon, David Bowie and Prince. Shag, marry, push into the arms of Shaun because death is too good for them?

[Iceman]

Who will win at WM? The Rock or John Cena

[Beastie]

Stu looks like Jesse St James for Glee! Well he at least reminds me of him. lol!

[Ninastar]

oh no

[Stu]

Finger me?

Peanut butter or nutella or both or neither?

John Lennon, David Bowie and Prince. Shag, marry, push into the arms of Shaun because death is too good for them?
Where?

Neither.

Shag Bowie, marry Lennon and be Stu Ono, have fun with Prince.

Who will win at WM? The Rock or John Cena
The Rock will win with the help of his old Nation Of Domination buddies.

[Ninastar]

can you feel the love generation?

[Stu]

I'm afraid I can't :(.

[Ninastar]

do you ever look at a persons profile on facebook and feel so much better about your life?

[Stu]

do you ever look at a persons profile on facebook and feel so much better about your life?
It's usually the other way around :bawling:.

[Ninastar]

well i dont feel like that

-holds-

[Novo]

What is the first thing you think of when i say " Mako Energy "

[Stu]

What is the first thing you think of when i say " Mako Energy "
I'd love to have a trapdoor in my sex lair that sends my victims hurtling straight into a sewer boss fight.

[Kate!]

Biggest phobia?

[Stu]

Biggest phobia?
My own potential for anxiety. I get anxious about being anxious for no reason at all. It's a vicious circle.

[Kate!]

Ice cream or Ice lolly?

Biggest Phobia?

3 Tibbers you would take to a desert island?

[Kate!]

sorry for the repeated phobia question, thought it hadn't posted!!!

[Josy]

Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?

[michael21]

can you sing?

[michael21]

when was the last time you went out

[Firewire]

Do you have a favourite place?

What's the best place you've ever visited?

[michael21]

are they voice est in your head

[Stu]

Ice cream or Ice lolly?
Ice cream.

3 Tibbers you would take to a desert island?
Karl [booze and smokes], Caitlin [warmth and wanton affection], Patrick [I think It would be funny to continually send him on increasingly bizarre errands to fetch supplies for some medieval castle or something].

Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?
Salvia Divinorum.

can you sing?
Only after dark.

when was the last time you went out
An hour ago to get Pedigree Chum and tuna. The tuna's for me. Also your questions are awful and your fishsticks suck so **** off.

Do you have a favourite place?

What's the best place you've ever visited?
New York on both counts.

[michael21]

what your fav food?

[michael21]

when was the last time you watch porn

[Ninastar]

oh you :love:

[michael21]

what do you miss about school?

[michael21]

what are you having for tea tonight

[michael21]

are you going to watch bb on channel5 tonight at 9pm

[Legend killer]

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you love the Legend Killer xxxxx

[Patrick]

Well, I voted for Stu to take the Hot Seat so here are my questions:

Have you been given a warning by TiBB Staff stating that if you 'step out off line' or something - over the course of On Season, you'll receive a 3 Month Ban which would then lead to a 6 Month in some cases?

Did you ever get insulted for painting your nails black?

Why did you stop making your BB Vlogs for YouTube last Summer? And would you please do them again maybe weekly for CBB8/BB12? Loved them.

Name 3 Members on the Forum your opinion constantly switches on and why?

Have you ever had a Gold Fish and if so how long did it live?

How long do you think TiBB will be around?

[Stu]

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you love the Legend Killer xxxxx
You're sig picture of Katy Perry with the badly added text inferring that she ****ed you has a nice hopeless little charm to it I guess.

Have you been given a warning by TiBB Staff stating that if you 'step out off line' or something - over the course of On Season, you'll receive a 3 Month Ban which would then lead to a 6 Month in some cases?
No. I tend to only rip on people the mods themselves wish they could rip on.

Did you ever get insulted for painting your nails black?
No the scum tend to get caught up in my crazy hair more.

Why did you stop making your BB Vlogs for YouTube last Summer? And would you please do them again maybe weekly for CBB8/BB12? Loved them.
They weren't really vlogs I just talked about it ... once I think? I'll start again though. Thanks for the idea.

Name 3 Members on the Forum your opinion constantly switches on and why?
You because you post the most insane, awful, uninformed bullshit at times but you're also just a decent hormonal teen at the end of the day.

Honestly can't think of anymore. I have definite opinions on everyone. But then I did name the one member you really had in mind when you asked the question :wink:.


Have you ever had a Gold Fish and if so how long did it live?
I had one when I was like ... 4 or 5 I guess. He only lasted about a week. He's name was Hector. I have no idea why but I'm using the working assumption that he was Mexican.

How long do you think TiBB will be around?
For as long as Big Brother will be around.

[Crimson Dynamo]

have you got a job yet?

[Stu]

Yeah but it's secret and I can't tell you about it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yeah but it's secret and I can't tell you about it.

Good. As one of the most intelligent people on Tibb by a mile you should be employed.

Big potential.

[Stu]

I'm pretty great, alright.

[Z]

Have you ever been in love?

What kind of bed do you have (single, double etc)?

Do you have curtains or blinds on your bedroom window?

Would you rather star in a long running TV series or a series of films?

Have you played a vuvuzela?

Do you have a best friend?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm pretty great, alright.

modesty to be worked on

[Lee.]

Who are you closest to?

[Iceman]

What type of drink (alcoholic) would you pick to have for the rest of your life?

[Stu]

Have you ever been in love?
I don't think so, no. I'm one of these over emotional sadacts who will see a girl on the street and decide I 'love' her after an all too brief verbal encounter.

What kind of bed do you have (single, double etc)?

Double. With three duvets and about eight pillows :evilgrin:.

Do you have curtains or blinds on your bedroom window?

A blind unfortunately. One of the ones that never snaps up when you tug it down and you have to manually roll the thing up.

Would you rather star in a long running TV series or a series of films?

A series of films for sure. As long as Penelope Cruz is my co-star and the scripts consist of nothing but debauched sex scenes.

Do you have a best friend?
I had up until Christmas but he's drifted off into being a trainwreck with his new friends. They just sit around taking speed. I'm like between friend bases now because all my old friends are kind of wankers and I love the people I've met in Uni far more and want to get closer to them.

Who are you closest to?
My mum for sure.

[Stu]

What type of drink (alcoholic) would you pick to have for the rest of your life?
Guinness. Assuming we're talking pints and not the canned imposter.

[Wildcat!]

Whats your favorite music era!

And what were your 3 favorite concerts (live whatever), youve ever been to!

[Stu]

Whats your favorite music era!

And what were your 3 favorite concerts (live whatever), youve ever been to!
Favourite music era : Post Punk/New Wave early 80's dark electronica.

Three favourite concerts :

1. Depeche Mode [Stade De France June 2009]
2. Depeche Mode [The 02 Dublin December 2009]
3. Morrissey [The Savoy Cork last month].

[Lee.]

How would you describe your style?

[Stu]

Slapstick.

[Legend killer]

Do You Spit Or Swallow??/ xxxxxx

[Stu]

I'm a spitter.

[michael21]

Do You Spit Or Swallow??/ xxxxxx

I'm a spitter.

:laugh3:

[Legend killer]

lol Stu you do have potential under the right guidance you could be a great FM

[michael21]

whos your idol

[Lee.]

What do you think your purpose is on this earth?

[michael21]

how did you do at uni

[Boothy]

Biggest regret?

[Stu]

What do you think your purpose is on this earth?
To accumulate a large volume of wrestling tapes.

Biggest regret?
Any time I get my hair cut to make life easier it ends up annoying the hell out of me. I love long hair but hate the in between stage when it's growing.

Beyond that I don't really have that generic big life regret. Early days yet.

[Ammi]

Are you ruled by your head or your heart?

[Stu]

Are you ruled by your head or your heart?
The ol' thumper.

[Boothy]

Are you a tit man or an arse man?

[Ammi]

If you could travel back in time once, which time would you visit and why?

[\PJ/]

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

[Kerry]

Here it comes ...... what would be your perfect day?

[Ninastar]

please inform of of this derek business

[Stu]

Are you a tit man or an arse man?
Like the good Billy Gunn I'm an ass man. No contest.

If you could travel back in time once, which time would you visit and why?
Late 70's/early 80's in Britain seemed like such an interesting time and so much great music and scenes were emerging.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?
In England making money from getting my awful scripts commisioned for TV.

Here it comes ...... what would be your perfect day?
Everyone coming to my place. They're always my favourite days because they combine my lazyness and love of staying in with my love of being social and abusing my body.

please inform of of this derek business
Derek's the way. When the time of revelation comes it will be he who takes us up to the pearly gates of late night televised gameshow heaven. We are his flock. The Disciples Of Derek.

[Harry!]

Who is your Idol?

[Stu]

Derek Gibbons from Super Casino.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Who are you favourite current pop artists?

[Stu]

Ellie Goulding, Marina & The Diamonds and Ke$ha are the only ones that come to mind. Girls Aloud if they ever reform.

[Ninastar]

wat

[Stu]

Think I'm missing out on someone?

[Boothy]

What is your avatar a picture of?

[Stu]

heLCJewpSig&ob=av2e

[Lee.]

Oh I forgot about this!!

Have you ever started a fight in public?

[Stu]

No. I was jumped by two guys drunk once on the way home in 2007 but apart from that I've never been involved in any violence whatsoever. I'm pretty careful with where I walk and when because I live in a pretty rough part of town and look and dress ... provocative.

[Kerry]

You have a grand to spend. How would you?

[Stu]

I'd go to WrestleMania.

[Maia]

Derek or Cheddar Cheese Biscuits?

[Stu]

**** cheddar cheese biscuits.

[Patrick]

If you look back at when this thread was first made, how can you imagine your life without Del?

[Stu]

They were dark days all across the land. My spirit was but kiddy pool deep until Derek arrived in my life.

[Lee.]

What's your favourite Big Country song?

[Ninastar]

save the world or save derek?

[Stu]

What's your favourite Big Country song?
L5Acj_zKWZs

save the world or save derek?
The world. It's not us who needs to save Derek. It's Derek who needs to save us.

[Lee.]

:love: ^

(Haha.. I nearly posted :ship: instead of :love)

[Smithy]

:love: ^

(Haha.. I nearly posted :ship: instead of :love)

:trolleys:

[Lee.]

:laugh2:

[Lee.]

No. I was jumped by two guys drunk once on the way home in 2007 but apart from that I've never been involved in any violence whatsoever. I'm pretty careful with where I walk and when because I live in a pretty rough part of town and look and dress ... provocative.

What do you mean "provocative"?

[Stu]

Massive blonde hair, eyeliner, nail polish, ripped jeans with striped tights inside them ... you know the whole zombie prostitute look isin't a hit with the local chavs.

[Lee.]

Do you give a flying ****?

[Iceman]

The Rock or Austin?

[Stu]

Do you give a flying ****?
I certainly do not.

The Rock or Austin?
The Rock. As much as I love Austin his run was far more up and down and the rest of the roster didn't get a chance to shine when he was taking over Raw stunning people left right and center. The show was much better in 2000 when Rock took over because he didn't need to bury the midcard to get over. It's a miracle and a testament to how awesome he is that The Rock got over as much as Austin when Austin was still on top.

[Iceman]

lita or Trish?

[Lee.]

What are you like drunk? Happy? Silly? Depressive? Etc...

[bbfan1991]

What is the best and worst thing that has ever happened to you?

[GypsyGoth]

Would you date someone who was very religious?

[Lee.]

Would you date a midget?

[Stu]

lita or Trish?
Trish. More likeable, better looking, had the better singles career.

What are you like drunk? Happy? Silly? Depressive? Etc...
A damn fine singer of songs.

What is the best and worst thing that has ever happened to you?
Best - Alcohol.
Worst - Alcohol.

Would you date someone who was very religious?
No. Cheeky blasphemous sex? Sure. But not a proper relationship.

Would you date a midget?
No.

[bbfan1991]

Good choice there Stu re Trish:D, she'll be shocked at just how rubbish the Diva division is now.

[InOne]

Pixie Lott or Gwen Stefani?

[bbfan1991]

Comedy or Horror movies?

[Z]

Would you rather suffer from constipation or diarrhoea? ~~~~