CBB 2011 Quotes Thread

[Jords]

Heard any good'uns yet?


Kerry - '****-a-duck' made me laugh, never heard that anywhere before :joker:

[armand.kay]

jedward(one of them) whats a essex boy ?

[Doogle]

shame we cant get more and will rely on clips and HLs haha.

[reece(:]

tara reid - "whats a tithead"

[Jordan.]

Amy: I think she sort of owns the house of commons

[emmetmcl]

Paddy: "You're a woman, you have you your Woman's Own, your woman's magazines'

[Grimnir]

i only watched the first hour

but i liked tara saying "the door wouldn't open" story over and over

[ILoveTRW]

Kerry: "its a bit **** isnt it"

[Jordan.]

Kerry: "Its in my contract, you're not allowed to touch me"

[Glitter In The Air]

"**** a duck"

[MTVN]

Can't remember it exactly but Amy said "Jedward are great aren't they" or something like that and Paddy just goes "I wanna drown them" :joker:

[Marc]

"**** a duck"

:love:

[Jords]

Can't remember it exactly but Amy said "Jedward are great aren't they" or something like that and Paddy just goes "I wanna drown them" :joker:

That was brilliant :laugh2:

[Andrew.]

Amy in the sauna.. "ugh, bogies in my nose."

[Iceman]

'My vag ain't been on that babe' - Amy to Jedward

[Boothy]

"WOMAN" - Paddy.

[Iceman]

"Guys I'm scared because my pants are kinda wet" - A jedward to Amy in bed.

[-=-Razor-=-]

'I don't like peppa pig, i think she's well stuck up' -Kerry WTF!

[Jords]

Amy - My fadge hasnt been on it babe

:laugh3:

[Saph]

I love "my vag aint been on that babe" the most :D

I wonder when someone will delude themselves and put something said by Bobby on here :idc:

[waterhog]

womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Maia]

Bobby - "............................................"

[armand.kay]

Edward *pushes patric off of john's bed * "get the hell of john":laugh3:

[Lostie!]

Big Brother: "Housemates, you have voted Jedward as the biggest divas in the house"
One half of Jedward: "I farted"

WTF :D


Amy: We're gonna learn so much out of her, you know that? :D

[MTVN]

I found this one funny last night :D

Darryn: I didn't think it was appropiate to go into the toilet when a girls in there crying (something like that)
Sally: Well Paddy did
Paddy: Eh? I didn't go into no toilet

[Livia]

"They're all boneheads". My favourite line so far, and the truest.

[ibkaz]

Amy: I think she sort of owns the house of commons


Yes, that one made me chuckle

[Jordan.]

Sally "Did you oil him?"
Bobby "Yeah we greased him good"

:joker: