X Factor Audition Show 1 [Discussion Thread]

[Smithy]

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QOTD: How excited are you? & Do you think the new judges are up to the job?

[Locke.]

I am not excited really because I don't usually watch the auditions, but I am looking forward to seeing Tulisa :amazed: And Gary and Kelly

[Novo]

How long do the auditions usually last for before they go onto boot camp?

[Marc]

dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnn dun dun dun dun duuunnn

[Marc]

How long do the auditions usually last for before they go onto boot camp?

Last year there were 6 audition shows, 2 bootcamp and 2 judges house episodes

[MeMyselfAndI]

I hate the auditions so I'm not excited at all, Although i most likely will watch :laugh:

Big Brother I am excited about watching though:).

[CharlieO]

I love X-factor auditions and now that BB has kinda let me down I'm more excited for this.

And Tulisa :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Looking forward to this now :amazed:

[Callum]

Looking forward to seeing how the new judges do. Still not sure about Tulisa so will be interesting to see how she copes tonight.

[Sophiee]

I'm excited to see how the new judges are like!

[Lewis.]

Looking forward to it a lot! Excited to see how the new judges do, just hope Tulisa is okay for the job as I know a lot of people were worried about how well she would do.

[Marc]

Looking forward to seeing 1/2 potentiall good people (and potential finalists)

6 audition shows.. surely it'll happen each episode

[Lewis.]

Most probably, prefer hearing the good ones to the bad ones I think though, would love to be a scouter for a record company :laugh: If someone has a good voice in terms of technicality then I'm already a fan.

[CharlieO]

I hope there are some terribly funny ones.

[arista]

Right after ITV1HD's XFactor
is Ch5HD's Big brother 9:15PM

[Marc]

Most probably, prefer hearing the good ones to the bad ones I think though, would love to be a scouter for a record company :laugh: If someone has a good voice in terms of technicality then I'm already a fan.

LOL You'd just sign eevrybody :joker:

"Omg you're good!" -signed-
"..and you are!" -signed-

[Novo]

Right after ITV1HD's XFactor
is Ch5HD's Big brother 9:15PM

What is right after big brother?

[Lewis.]

LOL You'd just sign eevrybody :joker:

"Omg you're good!" -signed-
"..and you are!" -signed-

:tongue:

Don't care much for quirky and different voices - just like a really good, clear and obviously good voice. Lea Michelle has an annoying voice but some of her live stuff is technically perfect :joker: Would love for someone like her to come on the show, just without the smug personality :laugh:

[Patrick]

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[Harry!]

I will watch the first show to see how it is though I am not happy with Dannii no longer on the show.

[MTVN]

Looking forward to this, doesn't seem to have been hyped up as much this year unless I've just missed all the advertising

[Callum]

I will watch the first show to see how it is though I am not happy with Dannii no longer on the show.

Me neither. :( She was the best judge.

[Marc]

Dannii was IMO the best too

[arista]

What is right after big brother?


5* Big Brothers bit on the side

[Jordan.]

:amazed:

[Firewire]

It's started!

[Jordan.]

"Searching for the next big thing" there will never be another Cher :idc:

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[Firewire]

Was hoping for new titles :/

[CharlieO]

This seems good :)

[MTVN]

This could be pretty good actually :amazed:

[CharlieO]

I really like the new judges

[Saph]

Come to see what the new judges are like ;)

[Londoner]

X Factor Stream if your not in the UK

http://magictv.co

[CharlieO]

I bet they will use loads of Kelly/Take that songs but I doubt they will use many N-Dubz ones :joker:

[Saph]

love Destineys Child :D

[Jordan.]

The female judges >>

[Firewire]

I bet they will use loads of Kelly/Take that songs but I doubt they will use many N-Dubz ones :joker:

Probably use some DC songs too.

[Harry!]

God this is edited even more fast pased than ever lol.

[GypsyGoth]

Louis has had sex with all of boyzone and westlife.

[Locke.]

Louis and Tulisa are the best 2 this year

[MTVN]

Tulisa :lovedup:

[Ninastar]

omgz

[Firewire]

Louis has had sex with all of boyzone and westlife.

At the same time I bet. One big Irish orgy.

[CharlieO]

Louis has had sex with all of boyzone and westlife.

:joker:

[Saph]

Not being funny but Gary only came back into fame a few years ago with the Take That reunion >.>

[GypsyGoth]

At the same time I bet. One big Irish orgy.

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

Kelly looks gorgeous :love:

I cant get the 'chav' image out of my head with tulisa :/ Hope she proves me wrong but I think shes just gunna be bitchy, and useless

[Firewire]

Ew at the old couple eating face

[Jordan.]

Not being funny but Gary only came back into fame a few years ago with the Take That reunion >.>

Yeah he failed to mention his 20 years of been a fat nobody :suspect:

[Callum]

Kelly :love:

[Firewire]

This guy's quite cute :love:

[Saph]

Yeah he failed to mention his 20 years of been a fat nobody :suspect:

:joker:

[Firewire]

Um ew at the dirty shoes

[Callum]

I don't think I like this show anymore

[Saph]

Ew go away Frankie..

In it for the girls :nono:

[Locke.]

This guy has got the right idea

[Marc]

What a douche

[CharlieO]

He is a bit of a twat.

[MTVN]

Urgh one of these guys who has to keep reminding everyone that he likes sex :bored:

[Locke.]

I like how Louis is like the boss now :joker:

[Saph]

Hes the kind of guy that I would bitch about at school

[Ninastar]

what is this disgrace

[Marc]

Urgh one of these guys who has to keep reminding everyone that he likes sex :bored:

You like Pat-.. Oh wait

[Firewire]

He's not bad, not amazing.

[Jordan.]

Not that good.

[Harry!]

He isn't very good!

[CharlieO]

He is aite.

[Saph]

lol fatty having an orgasim in the audience

[CharlieO]

lol fatty having an orgasim in the audience

:joker:

[Marc]

He better not be put through. Useless

[Firewire]

He wasn't that good, sit the fuk down.

[Firewire]

pmsl Kelly

[CharlieO]

I bet he isn't even as 'cool' as he is trying to be.

[Firewire]

I don't like N-Dubz, but I like Tulisa.

[Jordan.]

:bored: @ them playing 1D song already.

[james130]

Miss Danni already. :(

[Saph]

I would have said no to bust his ego

[MTVN]

You like Pat-.. Oh wait

I actually thought that just after I posted :joker:

[Marc]

He has the Harry Styles appeal.

I hate him already

[Marc]

:bored: @ them playing 1D song already.

When will they play Cher!?

[CharlieO]

So you only have to pretend to be a prat to get a yes on x-factor. hmmm

[MTVN]

Not liking Kelly at all so far

[Lewis.]

Dislike him and his voice.. not great.

[Locke.]

Who will be the first person to attempt Swagger Jagger

[Marsh.]

He has girls names tattooed on his bum? How egotistical can you get.

[Callum]

Bring back Dannii :sad:

[Jamietwo]

they blurred out his anus

[Jordan.]

When will they play Cher!?

There's bound to be someone trying to copy Cher, that'd be the perfect time. :idc:

[Firewire]

A lot will sing Many of Horror, I bet.

[Marc]

I'm liking the judges so far. Louis seems irrelevant still :joker:

[Marc]

There's bound to be someone trying to copy Cher, that'd be the perfect time. :idc:

Some bitch who thinks they're something

[Saph]

I only watch for the **** people :/

Remember that girl who punched her friend and then did a nude shoot? LOL

[CharlieO]

I love Tulisa :lovedup:

[Firewire]

Ew JLS playing.

[Jordan.]

Enough of the XF contestants plugging please.

[Firewire]

Oh my god, they're playing the Glee version of Vogue.

[Harry!]

A COVER of Vogue. How they dare they!

[Saph]

"NO DONT FORCE ME!" omg winner!

[CharlieO]

DONT FORCE ME!! /caps

[Novo]

Looks like a trannie

[GypsyGoth]

eat a pie.

no don't force me!!!


:laugh2:

[Saph]

Kitty eh? Well ill call you Puss.

[Firewire]

A COVER of Vogue. How they dare they!

Glee version.

[Firewire]

Something kinda... ew.

[Saph]

Shes gonna be awful :D

[CharlieO]

Kittys life has been so hard. Lets all feel sorry for her. So many no's :'(

[Firewire]

Hope she's good.

[Jordan.]

No

[GypsyGoth]

I like her :amazed:

[Locke.]

Better than Gaga

[Firewire]

She's good! :amazed:

[Novo]

Why do they always pick **** songs

[CharlieO]

I don't think she is good.

Sounds a bit like she has constipation.

[Marsh.]

Not as good as she thinks this one. Pure karaoke.

[Saph]

LOL

"gwory"

[Lewis.]

Not bad at all, a bit nasally.

[Locke.]

She was really good, but so annoying

[Firewire]

She's not amazing, but I like her.

[Saph]

Ew go away you slut.

[CharlieO]

Far too confident. Bitch wasn't giving permission to sit down.

[Sam:)]

Wow were 2 people in and we still havnt got any girls whose parents died and told her to audition in her sleep because they'll never be able to rest if she didnt

[GypsyGoth]

Ew go away you slut.

:laugh:

[Lewis.]

Little bit too smug and arrogant. Like her voice though.

[Firewire]

'Went through all of those... nose' pmsl i keep thinking she's had about 21092392 nose jobs.

[Jordan.]

She sang the full thing out of her nose and sounded like a man, gtf0.

[CharlieO]

Seems like another Katie Waisell.

[Firewire]

I don't like her any more.

[Novo]

She sang the full thing out of her nose and sounded like a man, gtf0.

She probably is one

[MTVN]

No you're not speechless yo're just chatting sh*t

[Lewis.]

She sang the full thing out of her nose and sounded like a man, gtf0.

Did need to sing from her chest a little bit more.

[Harry!]

Playing BTW how predictable

[Firewire]

She's so ****ing annoying.

[Kerry]

Not keen on her at all

[Lewis.]

Think she is just a little bit excited, that's all.

[Saph]

Hope she gets run over

[GypsyGoth]

She's insane :laugh2:

[Harry!]

She's so ****ing annoying.

[2].

[CharlieO]

Do not like that cow.

[Firewire]

Pmsl omg <3

[Novo]

What is Locke doing there?

[Jordan.]

:joker: put him through

[Kerry]

Is he having a fit?

[Lewis.]

SONDEESH FTW :love:

[Saph]

Black people look really nice in yellow & orange <3 Kelly looks stunning :D

[Jordan.]

Sue Katona :love:

[Firewire]

omg ew

[Saph]

Ellen is fierce

[CharlieO]

Love her already.

[Firewire]

love her dancing <3

[GypsyGoth]

She's too good for xf.

[Saph]

Sue Katona :love:

:joker:

[Kerry]

She looks like a pregnant duck

[Lewis.]

Looks like th ebald bloke from little Britain :laugh:

[Firewire]

yes, britney's her idol <3

[Kerry]

I'm liking Gary more and more

[Jordan.]

Better voice than Britney

[Firewire]

oh, yes, you're truly the uk's britney

[Novo]

Hang on isn't this Pinkmich?

[Harry!]

Sue Katona :love:

:lovedup:

[Lewis.]

Better voice than Britney

:love:

[Firewire]

Hang on isn't this Pinkmich?

omg i see it lol

[Locke.]

Hang on isn't this Pinkmich?

:joker: :joker:

[Tom4784]

Omg the girl who sang Wuthering Heights is my idol.

[Saph]

Wendy for BB12!

[Kerry]

Omg the girl who sang Wuthering Heights is my idol.

She smashed my eardrums

[Callum]

Hang on isn't this Pinkmich?

:laugh2:

[Saph]

I'd stab that girl with the pen thats also a pencil

[Firewire]

Ew, why did they show that?

[Jordan.]

Jesus just send her home :bored:

[Saph]

Her names Gotagerm?

[Lewis.]

Dear of her...

[Sophiee]

don't want to see that!

[Saph]

hope shes sick on stage :D

[Locke.]

For god sake I am trying to eat custard creams here :bored:

[Lewis.]

aw.. hope she's good :love:

[GypsyGoth]

She's probably bulimic.

[Jordan.]

Are you from the area? :bored:

[james130]

I got a picture with her!
She's wicked!

[Firewire]

pmsl at the woman clapping

[Lewis.]

LOL @ that woman clapping

[GypsyGoth]

Copper Bell :conf2:

[Tom4784]

Goldie <3 I want her to win.

[Kerry]

LOL no one has a clue

[Saph]

LOOOL OMG I love her!

[Locke.]

What the **** :joker:

[Firewire]

omg pmsl

[Lewis.]

Goodness.

[Kerry]

She's off her tits

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[CharlieO]

Omg at Gary.

[Harry!]

Oh My!

[Novo]

dong chi chi dong chi chi cha cha aghhhhhhhhhh!

[Firewire]

the orange-haired woman backstage is amazing

[GypsyGoth]

better than the original

[Saph]

Gary thinks he's the boss >:/

[Marc]

If she doesn't win then I will be writing a letter

[Jordan.]

Bet its a man

[Lewis.]

Since when was it Gary's job to wave his hand in the air :suspect:

[MTVN]

Jesus :joker:

[Kerry]

*wets self*

[james130]

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Her second song's better!

[GypsyGoth]

dong chi chi dong chi chi cha cha aghhhhhhhhhh!

:laugh2:

[Locke.]

Please send her home

[Lewis.]

2nd song :love:

[Firewire]

****ing love her <3

[Lewis.]

win

[Marc]

-starts making the 'supporting' banner-

[Kerry]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttt

[Saph]

Goldie for Xmas No1!

[Jordan.]

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Her second song's better!

That Dot Cotton tshirt > everything

[Lewis.]

Gary Barlow is too serious for this show :laugh:

[Marc]

She's through!!! :hello:

[Harry!]

<3

[james130]

That Dot Cotton tshirt > everything

Thanks! :D
Got it from BANK

[Tom4784]

She's gonna be bigger then Lady Gaga.

[Saph]

Go away Gary you tard.

[MTVN]

Garys trying to be Simon, quite like him though

[Locke.]

Gary :worship:

[Marc]

Prooooooud Mary keep on turningggg

[Kerry]

I like Gary

[Saph]

YAAAY! I want her to win!

[Firewire]

oh kelly you had me for a sec

[MTVN]

Well that was predictable :laugh:

[Kerry]

oh kelly you had me for a sec

She's a one

[Lewis.]

Hate adverts so much

[Firewire]

omfg BRITNEY

[Locke.]

Sorry X Factor but no one wants to win this competition

[Saph]

"hit me baby one more dance"

[Marc]

Britney has shown her minge in public, saved her hair off and has had a massive break down. Why would you want to live her life :idc:

[Callum]

Britney :love:

[Lewis.]

Never enter any of these competitions.

[Jordan.]

Sorry X Factor but no one wants to win this competition

Britney has shown her minge in public, saved her hair off and has had a massive break down. Why would you want to live her life :idc:

:worship:

[Braden]

Love this series already. It's fierce.

The only downside is someone from my school auditioned and hoped not to see her, but then she appeared in the make-up room. She was the one on her phone who was like 'I can't talk right now'. She's such a twat, I tell you something i've heard some things about her, and it gets me some money from the papers then I ain't holding no prisoners.

[Saph]

Are you gonna watch the last 5 mins or switch to BB? at 9:15

[Lewis.]

Are you gonna watch the last 5 mins or switch to BB? at 9:15

Sky+ is a lifesaver :laugh:

[Novo]

I am switching to BB at 9:15 can't be giving ITV to much of my precious time

[Saph]

Sky+ is a lifesaver :laugh:

but which one you gonna watch? :blush:

[bbfan1991]

Goldie looking dire:shocked:. I have no words!

Liking this series so far, the new judging panel is great.

[Jordan.]

Love this series already. It's fierce.

The only downside is someone from my school auditioned and hoped not to see her, but then she appeared in the make-up room. She was the one on her phone who was like 'I can't talk right now'. She's such a twat, I tell you something i've heard some things about her, and it gets me some money from the papers then I ain't holding no prisoners.

:joker::joker:

[Lewis.]

but which one you gonna watch? :blush:

Will watch the end of X factor and then watch big brother from the beginning.

[Firewire]

On my TV it says X Factor finishes at 9.15...

[Lewis.]

She'll be good I reckon.

[Marc]

She's gonna be good

[Saph]

urgh a country girl YAWN!

Bring back Goldie

[GypsyGoth]

She seems really nice, i hope she gets through.

[Lewis.]

Seems genuine which is nice on his show :love:

[bbfan1991]

On my TV it says X Factor finishes at 9.15...

It does:).

[Marc]

Why would they go and film her house if she weren't good

[Novo]

Well Well Well we have our first GIP of the Series