Know any good jokes?

[Scream]

Anyone got any good jokes to share? I am in a really down mood and need to be cheered up. Anyone know any good ones? :)

[Locke.]

Arsenal

[Livia]

A thief robbed West Ham's trophy room. He got away with some claret and blue carpet and a glass case.

Last time West Ham won any silverware Dick Turpin robbed the coach on the way home.

I rang West Ham and asked "what time's the kick-off?" They asked, "What time can you get here?"

What's the difference between Rob Green and a minicab? A minicab will usually only let four in.

I saw two of the West Ham squad playing football with a hedgehog. I told them to stop, as it was cruel. They said don't worry, the hedgehog's winning.

[Ammi]

A thief robbed West Ham's trophy room. He got away with some claret and blue carpet and a glass case.

Last time West Ham won any silverware Dick Turpin robbed the coach on the way home.

I rang West Ham and asked "what time's the kick-off?" They asked, "What time can you get here?"

What's the difference between Rob Green and a minicab? A minicab will usually only let four in.

I saw two of the West Ham squad playing football with a hedgehog. I told them to stop, as it was cruel. They said don't worry, the hedgehog's winning.

What's the difference between West Ham and a cup of tea?
The tea stays in the cup longer....................

[Legend killer]

This is the one i said to my first ever GF to charm her

WHY DID THE TOILET ROLL ROLL DOWN THE HILL


TO GET TO THE BOTTOM

good times

[Bojangles]

Phone answering machine message- "If you want to buy marijuana,

Press the hash key..."