Celebrity Big Brother 8: Episode 3 Discussion Thread (August 20 - 9.15pm, Channel 5)

[Firewire]

Didn't see a thread on this, so here you are.

Bit on the Side follows at 10.15pm on 5*. Tonight hosted by Alice Levine & Jamie East.

[Blog Rider]

The Xtra Factor is on ITV2 at the same time so expect less people tonight :)

[Jordan.]

BB > Xtra Factor

[Stu]

This NCIS thing they have on now is so, so naff. I only tuned Channel 5 in to the dish last week so I'm just getting to grips with what an odd, horrible station this is. It reminds me of Stewart Lee comparing it to Woolworths.

[Stu]

This Mexican actor is so awful.

[arista]

Also on Ch5HD

[Patrick]

Also on Ch5HD

:joker:

[Saph]

Yaay :D I cant wait to see what happened after Kerry nominated!

[CharlieO]

Isn't this episode 3?

[Stu]

Emergency Bikers? What sort of channel is this?

I always think Underworld's Born Slippy is goin to start playing when I hear that sting of Brian stepping out of the eye.

[Saph]

I turned BB on, on all the TVs in my house for 5 extra views ;D

[Jordan.]

The 'tonight' thing was better than how they did it for BB11.

[Jordan.]

Oh ffs whats this.

[Saph]

ew whats this music?

[Firewire]

Isn't this episode 3?

Yes :laugh:

[Kerry]

WTF's with the song

[Marc]

One show to another :D

[Stu]

I turned BB on, on all the TVs in my house for 5 extra views ;D
Won't make a damn bit of difference. Only TV's with BARB boxes are counted.

This editing is awful. Is anyone willing to actually defend this?

[CharlieO]

The music and the previously on and on tonights episode bit :yuk:

[Firewire]

Recording it tonight, will watch later. Watching Casualty lol

[Saph]

This looks like a best bits video :s

[Locke.]

The editing :bored:

[Wildcat!]

this is a lot like the real world

[CharlieO]

Won't make a damn bit of difference. Only TV's with BARB boxes are counted.

This editing is awful. Is anyone willing to actually defend this?

Anyone that does is mental. This is so terribly cheesy and overdone.

[Harry!]

I am watching this of course!

[Jordan.]

Washing up liqiud in a bath :conf2:

[Kerry]

Oh dear

[CharlieO]

Why is there music over all of this?

[Jackie]

washing up liquid as bubble bath yuk

[CharlieO]

God the flashbacks :(

[Saph]

Kerry's hair looks stun there <3

[Roy Mars III]

I hate the music.

[Stu]

It's honestly like someone is turning up the volume of another telly that's switched to The Box or MTV or something.

[Marc]

I like the editing :)

[Harry!]

God Jedward in the bathroom. :joker:

[Kerry]

washing up liquid as bubble bath yuk

An entire bottle too

[Wildcat!]

i THINk no having Live feed, make everyone have to watch the highlights. Before I could skip some of the highliughts, but now i HAVE TO watch them all.
It asctually a good strategy for the ratings!

[SillyTilly]

Not really liking the new editing style so far.

[Jordan.]

Urgh I hate this editing....

[Marc]

That is just weird...

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/19/article-0-0D7D58B200000578-376_638x422.jpg

[CharlieO]

This is all about quick clips rather than seeing interactions develop. And piss off with the name tags.

[Stu]

I kind of know in my heart already I'll give up soon enough or have it on in the backround out of habit.

[Marc]

Tara is alright.

But she's just has a strange voice LOL :joker:

[Locke.]

Oh dear... this is terrible

[Marc]

I like the flashback's and stuff. This show needed something different, it was getting stale

[Saph]

I like how they edit flashbacks and stuff but I dont like the silly music

[Wildcat!]

Tara is alright.

But she's just has a strange voice LOL :joker:

I cant unerstand what happene to her voice! SHe use to have a regular valley california accent. NOw, she is just strange!

[Marc]

John or Edward looks petified..!!

[Kerry]

Meh. It's reminding me of something but I don't know what. I do know it's not Big Brother

[Firewire]

Not watching just now but very intrigued to after hearing about the editing.

[bbfan1991]

Can't imagine Jedward as Essex boys:laugh2:.

[Marc]

Oh dear..

[Harry!]

John or Edward looks petified..!!

I would be too!

[Saph]

Enjoy Bobby while he lasts..

[Marc]

Not watching just now but very intrigued to after hearing about the editing.

It's lovely and sexy.

[Jordan.]

Its just....pointless. :bored:

[Sophiee]

jedward. :laugh:

[Marc]

Oooo... Bobby/Amy.. whats occuring there then? :suspect:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Wow i actually feel like switching off

[CharlieO]

I hate the pans at the outside of the house at the begging. The whole point of just seeing in the house during the highlights is to convey the feeling of no contact and being trapped. This is so bad.

And they keep acting like there is exclusives of coming up and stuff when its all uploaded online already.

[Blink_Me]

If it continues like this, I'm off. Also, without live feed, it's rather pointless.

[Locke.]

Waterloo Road is getting jealous of Sir Bobby and Amy

[Stu]

Nobody is going to tune in just because they heard it has a bit of music now. By producing it like every other reality show out there it ruins Big Brother's charm and just get's exposed as a really boring reality show where nothing really actually happens.

[Blog Rider]

Big Brother needed a refresh, Problem is will we accept it or not? :)

[Wildcat!]

i like the editing! i dont know what everyones problem is! Its not as dull as before, tahts all!

[Callum]

I quite like the editing

[CharlieO]

Nobody is going to tune in just because they heard it has a bit of music now. By producing it like every other reality show out there it ruins Big Brother's charm and just get's exposed as a really boring reality show where nothing really actually happens.

Precisely. If BB12 is still like this I doubt I will bother with 10/11 weeks of this.

[bbfan1991]

What is the point in Bobby?:sleep:. Seems a nice person but he's made no effort and is useless so far, no wonder no-one had heard of him.

[SimBrotherNetwork]

this is terrible
i feel like swiching off!

[Saph]

Oh everyone do stop with the complaining :/ If you dont want to watch it then fine, but stop depressing everyone that DOES want to!

[Locke.]

What is the point in Bobby?:sleep:. Seems a nice person but he's made no effort and is useless so far, no wonder no-one had heard of him.

It has been about 36 hours... And we have so far seen 75 minutes of it

[rfighter]

I quite like the new editing. Granted, it will take a little while to get used to.

[Blog Rider]

People are posting about BB on Twitter too, But they seem to like it :)

[Blink_Me]

Turn off the ****ing music!!!!

[CharlieO]

Oh everyone do stop with the complaining :/ If you dont want to watch it then fine, but stop depressing everyone that DOES want to!

No I HATE the show and I will express my opinions on it where ever I like.

This music for the cases. Oh god.

[Wildcat!]

The thing is, the music they use is rubbish! They should use sound effects, rather than music! And its alwasys the same stuff!

[Jordan.]

omg theres a silence in the BB house best thrown some ****ing dance music over it.

[Blog Rider]

I quite like the new editing. Granted, it will take a little while to get used to.

I be getting used to it too :)

[Sam:)]

I hate the way Marcus is speaking so informally! This pointless music is annoying but other than that I love it

[Braden]

:sad: I really don't like the whole music thing.

It's like the music is overshadowing what is happening, and it's not getting to the point.

[Blink_Me]

I wish they turned off the ****ing music!!

[Saph]

No I HATE the show and I will express my opinions on it where ever I like.

Well then dont watch it! :nono:

[bbfan1991]

It has been about 36 hours... And we have so far seen 75 minutes of it

True, we're only getting to see certain footage anyway.

[CharlieO]

Well then dont watch it! :nono:

No I will watch what I like and comment on it all I please.

[Marc]

With stuff going on like that... a long tongue.. and watching Jedward have a bath.. something needs to spice these highlights up

[Wildcat!]

i service her dont i lol! :D

[bbfan1991]

Paddy is going to grate on Sally's nerves:D.

[Locke.]

Paddy is amazing

[Valdora]

I'm done. I was defending it before but the show doesn't feel like Big Brother anymore. It was the only reality show I liked and now its all "jazzed up" like the rest of the crap I don't want to watch. I want to watch people interacting not...this.

[Blink_Me]

What's with the names on the screen?

Okay, I understand one time....., but not every episode.

[BringItOn]

Can someone tell me when BB is starting because I'm watching this show on channel 5 and It's ceertainly not big bro ;(

[Stu]

Jedward aren't even human, are they. They're like robots who have been wound up and instructed what to do and when.

[james130]

It's just the names that spoil it. :(

[Saph]

No I will watch what I like and comment on it all I please.

well okaaay :evilgrin:

[Marc]

Sally + Paddy

s.e.x

[bbfan1991]

Sally to stay, or else who's going to have an intelligent conversation?

I liked Paddy on MBFGW:joker:.

[Blog Rider]

I'm thinking that this is spooned-fed as Channel 5 want us to hear :)
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6876/32323.png

[bbfan1991]

No showmance then;):dance:.

[Stu]

This is like a much less entertaining variant on the classic Super Casino.

[Wildcat!]

This is like a much less entertaining variant on the classic Super Casino.

without a doubt! :D

[CharlieO]

Why isn't Derek on everynight?? I would genuinely watch Derek on Supercasino over this any day.

[Locke.]

Well all Amy's sex appeal has just gone out the window

[Jordan.]

Didn't we just see this...

[Stu]

At least Derek gives the people what they want.

[bbfan1991]

Paddy's cool. Some gypsys are treated a bit harsh by people IMO.

[Marsh.]

I am sick of these name labels. As if we haven't had Kerry Katona forced onto us via newspapers and magazines for years already.

[Ramsay]

They really need to cut down with the music

[james130]

Coming Up...

So anyone who watched last night has seen the rest of the episode?

[Marsh.]

"Must be willing to wear the horror costume provided" lol

[Marc]

Sally looks pi$sed later :joker:

[Saph]

Hopefully they will work on the show by the critique they get from fans, because I love the new show but the music ...is kinda **** :/

[Blog Rider]

Channel 5 have a comp on most show they have at primetime :(

Apart from Super-casino which they don't own

[Marc]

"Must be willing to wear the horror costume provided" lol

LOL they could like make you go naked D:

[Novo]

Well all Amy's sex appeal has just gone out the window

this :yuk:

[aiv]

I hope the nominating is an extremely cut down version or it will be such a waste of highlight show time

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

This is all about quick clips rather than seeing interactions develop.

this sums it up to be honest

[CharlieO]

Nominations will be overdramatised and when they walk out the DR they will add dramatic music to make it seem more tense.

[Stu]

Thank god there is no Diary Room Uncut this year. They'd probably put it on a splitscreen with the bingo and run dubstep music under it.

[billy123]

Its like watching a bad episode of Kenan and Kel.

[Blog Rider]

This guy could run this show better: http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6876/32323.png

[Grimnir]

i decided to watch some highlights out of curiosity and surprisingly i was not that bothered about the ****ty music and editing, probably because i coming from the other extreme lol

what i do hate though is the stupid ****in competition, we could have had more HLs instead of that

so funnily enough i gone from one of harshest critics when most others seemed to be lovin it, to actually being interested

only the paddy and sally discussion though, the rest was just like watching an advert or something

[Wildcat!]

Well all Amy's sex appeal has just gone out the window

this :yuk:

What happened!:conf:

[Ramsay]

Oh jesus Lucian you idiot:laugh:

[SillyTilly]

I wish they would stick to just having Marcus saying "Jedward are cleaning the windows" instead of "Jedward of become the Clean Team"

[Marc]

Why are Jedward cleaning?

It would have been cleaned the day before!

[bbfan1991]

Oh honey:D.

Shaaaaaat Up!

[Marc]

#hawkward

[Sam:)]

Omg I now dislike lucien now! IDK why

[Marsh.]

This is either badly edited, purposely scripted or Lucien (?) is an absolute plank.

[Jamietwo]

Paddy's cool. Some gypsys are treated a bit harsh by people IMO.

hmmm i think i prefer gypsies to chavs at least proper gypsies have some traditions and culture....although both groups cause a fair amount of misery (thieving/choring , mess, intimidation etc) some of the proper gypsies/romanies are quite honourable people, but theres loads of different groups.

[Marc]

Does Tara move her mouth at all?

[BringItOn]

This is so scripted lmao! Its unbelievable ;)

[Blog Rider]

Remember guys that this is a edited version that might not even be real :)

[Stu]

Jedward are absoloutely gayer than life.

[bbfan1991]

I don't know hun:joker:.

[Jackie]

Taras hair is either wet or greasy lol

[CharlieO]

I don't even see the point in having Marcus anymore. The whole point is that he was iconically serious. Now he is just terrible. May as well have some other bog standard voiceover person.

[Blog Rider]

Marcus needs to go back to his old voice :)

[Wildcat!]

Damn! That chicks lingo is annoying the hell out of me! "HONEY" :mad:

[Stu]

Marcus has become part of the cast. Self parody doesn't begin to describe it.

[bbfan1991]

Slowly starting to warm to Pamela...

[Jamietwo]

my gaydar is going off with jedward

[Pioneer9]

why are they showing the diva voting from yesterday? we have already seen it!

[Wildcat!]

Yeah, Marcus is just annoying now as well! :rolleyes:

[Blink_Me]

There is no need to show this again when we seen this last night.

[Ramsay]

That was really awkward with Amy and Pamela :laugh:

[CharlieO]

This music can die.

[Locke.]

Can't wait to see this new clip :amazed:

[Jamietwo]

repeat but with **** synth muzac

[Marc]

'I farted'

[Sam:)]

I Farted

[CharlieO]

Wow this was uploaded online, and on yesterday and on again. What an exclusive OMG.

[bbfan1991]

my gaydar is going off with jedward

I think John is straight, remember him mentioning that he fancied Lucie Jones in the video diaries the contestants recorded on XF.

Whatever sexuality they are it's their business and no-one elses.

[Sam:)]

Lol I actually can't breathe because I'm laughing so much

[Blog Rider]

This show is just full of clips from the website :D

[Marc]

Are they just eating honey from a spoon?

[james130]

marcus needs to go back to his old voice :)

this

[Jamietwo]

I think John is straight, remember him mentioning that he fancied Lucie Jones in the video diaries the contestants recorded on XF.

Whatever sexuality they are it's their business and no-one elses.

true but secretly everyone is wondering if they've done each other

[Stu]

Jedward really are an attraction for the terminally stupid aren't they. Good lord.

[Locke.]

Not a chance this is going to keep my interest for 3 weeks if they keep it like this

[Maia]

Wish Marcus would just narrate what's going on rather than the constant lively cheekiness. It's fine once or twice, but most of the time I just want to hear his iconic "12:21PM. Most of the housemates are in the living room." type lines.

[Jamietwo]

this

sorry james but we reached a consensus last year that we don't say 'this' to agree with a comment....

[Marc]

true but secretly everyone is wondering if they've done each other

Looooool true

[Wildcat!]

Yeah, it kind of blows! But I think its because nothing has happenend yet, being the first day!

[Kerry]

This show's just going to end up background noise to me. I know because I couldn't tell you a single thing thats happened for about 20 minutes

[Marc]

sorry james but we reached a consensus last year that we don't say 'this' to agree with a comment....

this

[Wildcat!]

Wish Marcus would just narrate what's going on rather than the constant lively cheekiness. It's fine once or twice, but most of the time I just want to hear his iconic "12:21PM. Most of the housemates are in the living room." type lines.

Yep, exactly. He is over rdoing it, like he wants to join in in the fun or sopmething!

[Jordan.]

This show's just going to end up background noise to me. I know because I couldn't tell you a single thing thats happened for about 20 minutes

Same here :laugh:

[Jamietwo]

this

lol

[Stu]

Can't we all just go back to 2009 when about twelve people in the whole country were watching two factions tear each other apart in a crappy plastic house with no production values whatsoever.

:lovedup:

[Grimnir]

whilst watching this HLs show i thought of this

CQvNu8LoTo0

i like to see more interesting discussions between them, not just randomness

[Saph]

Oh its fake crowd music lol i thought it was real last night

[CharlieO]

This kind of switch up and 'freshness' as some of you are preaching about has no longevity it has already got boring.

[bbfan1991]

true but secretly everyone is wondering if they've done each other

I can remember Samanda sharing a bath with each other and washing each others hair, they must have done each other too right in that logic?:conf:

[Marc]

I reckon Sally and Bobby

Troll/

[Kerry]

Yay, now we get to see more stuff we've seen

[Blink_Me]

What's with this sound again?

[Jordan.]

Tense music? I wonder who she'll nominate.....

[Wildcat!]

awww lord Bobby is gutted :(

[Stu]

Poor Bobby's face is awful alright.

[CharlieO]

Yay dramatic music makes this scene so much more enhanced than yesterday.

[CharlieO]

Yay dramatic music makes this scene so much more enhanced than yesterday.

[Jamietwo]

I can remember Samanda sharing a bath with each other and washing each others hair, they must have done each other too right in that logic?:conf:

dunno about samanda.... i don't really notice girls...there just sort of a grey mist in the periphery of my vision...i could see samanda scissorring on tv and my brain wouldnt even register it

[Sam:)]

That tense music is good! The only time music should be used

[CharlieO]

That tense music is good! The only time music should be used

No it isn't. Music should never be used unless the housemates hear it as well.

[Ramsay]

Aw poor Bobby

[Marc]

Yay, now we get to see more stuff we've seen

Yeah but that happens the day after scuffling usually

[Locke.]

How dare she nominate Bobby for the 2nd time in 2 nights

[Kerry]

How dare she nominate Bobby for the 2nd time in 2 nights

:joker:

[Novo]

Kerry looks like Jade Goody when she cries she has that piggish looking face

[Blink_Me]

Yay dramatic music makes this scene so much more enhanced than yesterday.

But it doesn't make any sense, because we know who she picked. :joker:

[Wildcat!]

how dare she nominate bobby for the 2nd time in 2 nights

lol! :D

[bbfan1991]

Salleh:D.

[Ramsay]

How dare she nominate Bobby for the 2nd time in 2 nights

:laugh:

[Maia]

Can't we all just go back to 2009 when about twelve people in the whole country were watching two factions tear each other apart in a crappy plastic house with no production values whatsoever.

:lovedup:

I loved BB10 so much :lovedup: I don't understand the hate it gets.

[Jordan.]

Sally out please

[bbfan1991]

Bobby gets it, fair play:).

[Marc]

Bobby you're really boring and no one cares

[Wildcat!]

Cmon Bobby !!! do soemthing to save yourself! Go harrass the girls, take your shirt off! Something damnit!!!!

[Maia]

LOL @ Sally locking herself in the toilet.

[CharlieO]

BB10 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This.

[Kerry]

Bobby :sleep:

[Jordan.]

BB10 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This.

:love:

[Stu]

I wonder how Bobby is holding up. Think Channel 5 will give us a few .jpegs of him to tide us over tonight?

[Locke.]

Bobby :worship:

[Saph]

Kerrys either really short or Sallys really tall :o

[bbfan1991]

BB9> This

[Jackie]

Kerry out hopefully

[Wildcat!]

Bobby :sleep:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
King bobby will survive!

[billy123]

Bercow is a bit of a graceless bitch.
Kerry was feeling crap enough without her being a brat about it.

[CharlieO]

OMG this music makes this party seem so rockin. I am well jel.

[Marc]

Okay fair enough Jedward are going to win

[Maia]

I wonder how Bobby is holding up. Think Channel 5 will give us a few .jpegs of him to tide us over tonight?

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[aiv]

They've gone mad with the helium balloons recently!

[Iceman]

LOL at Jedward

[Wildcat!]

Okay fair enough Jedward are going to win

Jedward rule! :D

[Saph]

Jedward walk like mongs

[Marsh.]

They probably just all stay in the house for a few hours filming and stay in a hotel the rest of the time. All we ever get is the same clips.

Tara looks like she could be fun, yet we never see her in these music montages.

(This forum's pissing me off, keeps logging me out)

[Iceman]

OMG jedward have me in stitches

[Stu]

Jedward are basically reading from a script and playing the roles hours and hours of pre show agent meetings have fed them. It's pathetic.

[Blink_Me]

We've barely got anything new from the highlights.

[Ramsay]

I like and hate it
I just cant decide

[Stu]

'Jedward are getting deep and meaningful'.

22:09 PM. The moment Big Brother died for me.

[Jordan.]

Why is Marcus over narrating everything? :sad:

[Marc]

What? :laugh2:

[CharlieO]

'10:10pm Marcus is becoming a giant tit and ruining his legacy'

[Maia]

I like and hate it
I just cant decide

^ I feel very 50/50 about it at the moment

[aiv]

What happened to not being allowed discuss nominations? >:(

[Marsh.]

Amy should leave the helium alone, she'd get to the point where only dogs could hear her.

[Saph]

lol Paddy is insane :P

[Marc]

Oh god it's like speaking to wall trying to talk to Paddy

[Kerry]

What happened to not being allowed discuss nominations? >:(

They can until further notice

[Wildcat!]

'Jedward are getting deep and meaningful'.

22:09 PM. The moment Big Brother died for me.

LOL! Marcus 2.0 Blows!! :rolleyes:

[Jordan.]

rofl

[bbfan1991]

Jedward LOL:laugh:.

[Marc]

LOOOOOOOOOL Tara

[Wildcat!]

Show us the nipples Tara!

[Iceman]

Tara :love:

[Novo]

" Do you want a vest " :joker:

[Wildcat!]

What the hell is wrong with Taras voice. She sounds retarded, like she had a stroke or somehting!

[CharlieO]

Oh look Kerry's stealing the show again. What a surprise.

[Marsh.]

Kerry looks and sounds like Worzel Gummidge.

[bbfan1991]

Oh Kerry, slightly OTT there.

[Jamietwo]

what is wrong with the weird mumbling blonde woman (haven't got a clue who she is) has she got parkinsons disease or something?

[Saph]

is BBOTS on today?

[aiv]

They can until further notice

oh, okay thanks

[SillyTilly]

I really do love that mirror corridor to the diary room.

[Jordan.]

The nations sweetheart, is she mad?

[Marc]

Sally is going to be moany