Celebrity Big Brother- Day 5- 10pm (Channel 5)

[Novo]

she keeps mentioning her baby :crazy:

[Kerry]

I reckon Mark set that robbery up

[Firewire]

Paddy is the only one who seems genuinely interested lmao

[Stu]

What the HELL is Darryn wearing.

[Iceman]

LOL at AMy

[CharlieO]

Yes please be quiet Kerry.

[Ramsay]

Wow thats..very...interesting..kerry..

[Jordan.]

Happy camel toe :evilgrin:

[Saph]

Shes gonna love the public with the horror costumes then xD

[Sam:)]

Woohoo amys camel toe :)

[seanraff07]

Wow, everyone looks fascinated by your stories Kerry :rolleyes:

[Wildcat!]

At least Kerry got interesting stories to tell!

[Novo]

I reckon Mark set that robbery up

i hope so

[Kerry]

What the HELL is Darryn wearing.

Me Nans curtains

[Sam:)]

Anyone notice Lucian and Bobby are the only people who get names

[CharlieO]

At least Kerry got interesting stories to tell!

That she has already sold to 20 odd newspapers and cried about on her numerous reality shows.

[Maia]

Yeah love how it looked like no one was listening to Kerry's story :joker:

[Ramsay]

I suddenly really want to do Amy

[Locke.]

Marcus :bored:

[Jordan.]

Marcus has been Daily Starred

[Wildcat!]

That she has already sold to 20 odd newspapers and cried about on her numerous reality shows.

Well, I dont watch her reality shows, and I dont read taboid newspapers. Plus she is telling the housemates, I am sure most of them have never heard of it!

[CharlieO]

Actually its not a shocker, you have already uploaded it on channel5.com and included it 4 times in this show already.

[Saph]

3some shocker? seriously Marcus? -_-

[Wildcat!]

That she has already sold to 20 odd newspapers and cried about on her numerous reality shows.

Well, I dont watch her reality shows, and I dont read tabloid newspapers. Plus she is telling the housemates, I am sure most of them have never heard of it!

[MTVN]

"jedward in threesome shocker"

That's such a Daily Star headline :laugh:

[SimBrotherNetwork]

The daily star where right then, sexy big bruv.
jedward in threesome shocker
Why did Marcus say that?!

[Novo]

Actually its not a shocker, you have already uploaded it on channel5.com and included it 4 times in this show already.

:joker:

[Maia]

"Coming up - Jedward in threesome shocker!"

Oh my god Marcus, no wai! :o

[CharlieO]

I suddenly really want to do Amy

:worship:

[Iceman]

Marcus being a knob again

[Callum]

Marcus. What has happened to you?! :bawling:

[andy191]

lol at Marcus with the ridiculous headlines from the daily star.

[*mazedsalv**]

Threesome shocker.... Oh dear. Daily Mail....

[Iceman]

I suddenly really want to do Amy

Was it her Cameltoe that swung it for you?

[Maia]

Back to life, back to reality

[Iceman]

Back to life, back to reality

:worship:

[Kerry]

Well, I dont watch her reality shows, and I dont read tabloid newspapers. Plus she is telling the housemates, I am sure most of them have never heard of it!

Same here. Well, I see show's but don't read the papers. I don't see whats wrong with her talking about her life. What else have they go to do? Probably why they've all changed hairstyles and clothes 20 times in one day!

[CharlieO]

Back to life, back to reality

-was singing it lol-

[Grimnir]

Jedward are just so dull

Will they have ONE conversation with anyone for duration of their stay in house?

[seanraff07]

Dear oh dear Marcus

[Saph]

Jedward are to annoying for their own good >.<

[CharlieO]

Why can it not just be.

"Jedward are in the bathroom"

[Wildcat!]

Back to life, back to reality

Joyce sims! I love her!:blush:

[Blog Rider]

Can we have some decent talk?

[Maia]

JEDWARD LOL
/caps

[Iceman]

Jedward are just so dull

Will they have ONE conversation with anyone for duration of their stay in house?

They need to be split for a week

[Saph]

Bobby and Lucien .......SNORE!!

[Semtex]

The only good thing I can say about Jedward is......
I'm glad they weren't Triplets.

[Novo]

They can't even dance good they look like *****

[CharlieO]

Go away Lucien.

[seanraff07]

I used to hate Jedward, but now I don't mind them :D

[Maia]

Has anyone noticed Jedward's legs are sort of...girly? D:

[Wildcat!]

BOBBY IS TaLKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d

[Vicky.]

They need to be split for a week

I wish they were classed as seperate housemates. And one managed(against the odds) to get voted out.

Would love to see one without the other

[Iceman]

Bobby speaks :o

[CharlieO]

Has anyone noticed Jedward are sort of...girly? D:

Corrected.

[Iceman]

Has anyone noticed Jedward's legs are sort of...girly? D:

Really skinny

[CharlieO]

OMG GUYS THE SHOCKER IS COMING UP!!!!!!! /caps

[Grimnir]

you sometimes hear talk of additives in food causing ADHD

i am wondering if Jedward were raised on a pure diet of additives in some secret laboratory somewhere

are they a test tube experiment?

[Saph]

I wonder what Jedwards blurred top says :o

[Iceman]

LOL this is hilarious

[Sam:)]

HORNY BASTARDS !!! :o

[CharlieO]

Corrected incorrectly.

Oh my god give it up Firewire. It was a joke.

[Ramsay]

The Jedward that didnt get in is gay
The one that walked in and jumped in right away wants to bone Amy :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Has anyone noticed Jedward's legs are sort of...girly? D:

Where have you been?


http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jedward.jpg

[seanraff07]

:laugh2:

[Maia]

:laugh3:

[Locke.]

That Jedward that got in after persuasion and then lied at the bottom of the bed is clearly gay

[Novo]

**** sake that pink robe

[Iceman]

oh my god, cant breathe, kerry's laugh made that perfect

[Kerry]

Oh dear lol

[Sam:)]

The Jedward that didnt get in is gay
The one that walked in and jumped in right away wants to bone Amy :laugh:

who doesn't

[Maia]

"Guys I'm scared because my pants are kinda wet"

ROFL

[Saph]

Darryn looks like Roger from American Dad with that ugly dressing gown on

[Iceman]

**** sake that pink robe

Its so annoying

[Locke.]

Darryn wearing the coolest robe of all time

[Wildcat!]

the jedward that didnt get in is gay
the one that walked in and jumped in right away wants to bone amy :laugh:

that jedward that got in after persuasion and then lied at the bottom of the bed is clearly gay

lol! :D

[Wildcat!]

I love Kerry's laugh for some reason! :D

[seanraff07]

I think YOUR playing a game Darryn

[Jordan.]

wat

[Kerry]

LOL that joke was funny :D

[Saph]

My names Ken, Chicken LOL

[Novo]

Dear god

[Marsh.]

That Jedward that got in after persuasion and then lied at the bottom of the bed is clearly gay

Or... "Shock Horror"... Amy isn't as good looking as she thinks she is.

Bugs me how "you're gay" if you don't find obvious and easy drag queen lookalikes sexy.

Even though I agree one or both of Jedward are gay.

[MTVN]

These are such bad jokes :laugh:

[CharlieO]

Lucien f/

[Kerry]

I love Kerry's laugh for some reason! :D

It's filthy :laugh:

[*mazedsalv**]

OMG :laugh3:

[Saph]

Bobby's joke wasnt funny :s

[Firewire]

Kerry's laugh makes this omg

[Wildcat!]

hunn\!!! :confused:

[Locke.]

Bobby with the best joke of the night

[Blog Rider]

BBBOTs with Emma is on soon :)

[Marsh.]

I don't get the string joke.

[Iceman]

LOLOLOL

Bobby coul have saved himself with that joke.

['Conor]

omg fail bobby

[seanraff07]

Bobby has got to be the dullest guy on the planet!

[Harry!]

Don't you think Kerry's hair looks chicken like?

[Ramsay]

Chic Ken
loooool

[Kerry]

I don't get the string joke.

No I'm afraid not - no, I'm a frayed knot

[Novo]

What a horrible fake laugh both of them have

[Maia]

Can't believe Bobby even said something let alone tell a joke.

[CharlieO]

Even Lucien's laugh is annoying :laugh:

[Saph]

Bobby just HAS to go!

[Iceman]

Bye bye Bobby

[Locke.]

So, who is looking forward to seeing Sally go on friday?

[Grimnir]

lucien's and kerry's jokes were pathetic

bobby's joke was funny and also it was made funnier because lucien clearly didn't understand it but laughed anyway, what a tool

[seanraff07]

Lucien's laugh is disgusting!

[Wildcat!]

LOLOLOL

Bobby coul have saved himself with that joke.

Explain!!! I didnt get it!!:conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::conf::con f:

[Jordan.]

Can't believe Bobby even said something let alone tell a joke.

Wait until friday when he'll be cracking out the jokes over Sallys eviction :dance:

[Ramsay]

This episode was ****
It felt more like the old days though with less music and **** which is good
Its just nothing interesting really happened:(

[Maia]

So, who is looking forward to seeing Bobby go on friday?

Me.

[Marsh.]

No I'm afraid not - no, I'm a frayed knot

Oh, ok. He should be ashamed, shocking.

[CharlieO]

That wasn't as bad as the first couple of episodes but still Marcus being serious and no terrible edits would improve it far more.

[Kerry]

The big mistake joke was funny. Best thing he's said so far

[Blog Rider]

Let see what happens :)

[Kerry]

Oh, ok. He should be ashamed, shocking.

A jokes always bad when it has to be explained :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

Bobby should get a few sympathy votes after that terrible joke.

[Marcus.]

my best bit was jedward whith amy

[Maia]

Wait until friday when he'll be cracking out the jokes over Sallys eviction :dance:

Even if he stays he'll probably just be sat there silently like he is 99.9% of the time :joker:

[Blog Rider]

Should we have a new thread for BBBOTS?

[Kerry]

Should we have a new thread for BBBOTS?

Think theres usually one yeah

[Grimnir]

when bobby told his joke, i had a flashback of jon tickle

[Marsh.]

Lucien's laugh is the perfect example of a forced fake laugh.
Kerry's was just one of those dirty contagious laughs that start a fit of giggles.

[LaLaLand]

Kerry's laugh is amazing.

[Iceman]

Even if he stays he'll probably just be sat there silently like he is 99.9% of the time :joker:

Yeah unless something drastic happens he's been piss poor.