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Shaun
25-08-2011, 01:27 PM
The X Factor judge, with help from producer Labrinth, has orchestrated a reworked version of the touching Massive Atack [sic. quality journalism here from The Sun.] song Teardrop for Children In Need.

It will be the first non-comedy and credible [lol] single the charity has ever released.

After weeks of graft behind the scenes, the cream of young rapping talent finally joined forces under one roof to record the song earlier this week. And as anyone who has worked with the characters involved will tell you, just getting them to turn up on time deserves a medal.

Speaking at the Metropolis studios in west London, Gary told me: "I think this is a brilliant project. Children In Need has a history of doing upbeat singles with comedians but it's a serious charity doing a lot of hard work for serious causes.

"It's time to do something with artists who young people actually listen to. I've done these things before, I'm used to doing group situations, I like it - it's a challenge. It hasn't been easy. But bless him, Labrinth and his manager have been the key to the whole thing.

"I met up with them and they started doing the whole lot, talking to friends etc, and all of a sudden the word started to get out. Hopefully we should be nailed on for a No1 - and raise loads of money in the process."

Gary has put an impressive list of talent together with Lab - the man who co-wrote Tinie Tempah's massive hit Pass Out. He has produced the track, featuring Ed Sheeran, Rizzle Kicks, Dappy, Fazer, Tulisa, Miss Dynamite, Wretch 32, Tinchy Stryder, Mz Bratt and Dot Rotton.

The single is out on November 13 but Gary and Labrinth are stuck for a name for the collective - and they need your ideas.

-vomits into a pile of Taio Cruz CDs-

Smithy
25-08-2011, 01:28 PM
-wonders why shaun has Taio Cruz CD's-

Joelle.
25-08-2011, 01:29 PM
lol at the title :laugh2:

And that list really couldnt be much worse, unless Pitbull was involved. :bored:

Shaun
25-08-2011, 01:29 PM
to collect vomit, clearly :idc:

Jack_
25-08-2011, 01:33 PM
Peter Kay's comedy singles >

InOne
25-08-2011, 02:27 PM
Good god :bored:

Princess
25-08-2011, 09:06 PM
Oh god bad Gary, raising all that money for charity.

Marc
25-08-2011, 09:11 PM
this is such a depressing thread.

why god why?!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfdpz0XQMI1qzket3.gif
guy thinks he's geldof or something

Shaun
25-08-2011, 09:13 PM
Oh god bad Gary, raising all that money for charity.

yes, because that was the issue I have with this.

InOne
25-08-2011, 11:52 PM
Oh god bad Gary, raising all that money for charity.

He could've used another song :hmph:

Iceman
26-08-2011, 01:18 AM
Oh god bad Gary, raising all that money for charity.

:rolleyes:

King Gizzard
26-08-2011, 01:47 AM
How many times has this song been covered now!?

Novo
26-08-2011, 10:57 AM
Oh god bad Gary, raising all that money for charity.

Yes lets **** all over good songs with a bunch of pikeys as long as it raises money for Charity it's not like they could of came up with something new :rolleyes:

Black Dagger
26-08-2011, 10:59 AM
**** off Gary and what the **** is up with that chav infested line-up?

Saph
26-08-2011, 11:51 PM
Ed Sheeran, Rizzle Kicks, Dappy, Fazer, Tulisa, Miss Dynamite, Wretch 32, Tinchy Stryder, Mz Bratt and Dot Rotton.

wth? This is the biggest pile of talentless ****e ever! ..who the hell is Mz Bratt

CaraRawr
27-08-2011, 05:53 AM
The chavs are gonna eat this up, good ****ing lord.

InOne
27-08-2011, 10:18 AM
Ed Sheeran, Rizzle Kicks, Dappy, Fazer, Tulisa, Miss Dynamite, Wretch 32, Tinchy Stryder, Mz Bratt and Dot Rotton.

wth? This is the biggest pile of talentless ****e ever! ..who the hell is Mz Bratt

Every time I read Dappy with anything to do with music I die a little inside

CaraRawr
27-08-2011, 10:30 AM
Only thing I approve of on this list is Ed Sheeran because despite the fact his songs are ridiculously overplayed and caters horribly for chavs-being-indie, he is a ginger sex god.

Patrick
27-08-2011, 10:32 AM
Oh God.

lol at the title :laugh2:

And that list really couldnt be much worse, unless Pitbull was involved. :bored:

This.

Benjamin
27-08-2011, 10:39 AM
The Bristish music industry needs shaking up fast. We seem to be stuck in a depressing rut of bad quality 'rappers', regurgitated songs that are not even good covers/remixes and a serious lack of any real talent to impress the world.

Tom
27-08-2011, 04:27 PM
If Gary is as good a song writer as some of the media would have us believe then why can't he just write a new song with the same kind of vibe? Oh whats that? ITS BECAUSE HE'S SH*T!!!

The reason Teardrop works so well is because its the same voice and builds up and up throughout the whole song and thats going to be completely lost with about a million people taking it in turns to sing a bit. if the BBC wanted a credible song but one that will catch on in the mainstream then they should have just asked Adele to use one of her singles off her album or something

Callum
07-10-2011, 11:37 PM
Video:

4V5VQ_ST-yk

It really is awful. :bored: I think Tulisa sounds good on the chorus though.

Tom4784
08-10-2011, 01:11 AM
They should have just dropped a nuke when they were all gathered in the recording studio.

Benjamin
08-10-2011, 01:16 AM
Why did I even listen to that? :bored:

reece(:
08-10-2011, 05:27 PM
Mz Bratt and Dot Rotton

who the ... :joker:

Doogle
08-10-2011, 06:21 PM
Why are they all talking