X Factor Audition Show 2 [Discussion Thread] - 8pm

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/1Y7nv.jpg

:amazed:

QOTD: Who do you think is the best new judge

[CharlieO]

Forgot this was on :amazed:

QOTD: Tulisa :love:

[Novo]

Only just remembered it was on today

[Smithy]

on next :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[Doogle]

KELLY KELLY KELLY

100% Kelly.

[GypsyGoth]

qotd : Tulisa :D

[Smithy]

I hate Gary sfm :bored: he just screams I want to be simon cowell

[Sophiee]

I think tulisa is the best new judge!

[Doogle]

Gary is a fail.

Kelly > Louis > Tulisa > Gary

[GypsyGoth]

I hate Gary sfm :bored: he just screams I want to be simon cowell

He did seem like a nice guy before this, I suppose this new him take a bit of getting used to.

[Smithy]

fgs get on with it

[Doogle]

Hurry up and show the auditions. This is almost as bad as the stupidly over the top intro to every CBB highlight show

[Smithy]

He did seem like a nice guy before this, I suppose this new him take a bit of getting used to.

You said that about that other guy on 8 out of 10 cats :nono:

[Novo]

Is this a woman or a man

[Locke.]

It's Billy Mitchell

[Doogle]

Are they male?

[Smithy]

Are they male?

yes :joker:

[CharlieO]

This guy is annoying. :bored:

[Doogle]

:laugh2:

What a legend

[GypsyGoth]

You said that about that other guy on 8 out of 10 cats :nono:

No I didn't, I said different words about that guy :hmph:

[Novo]

Come on Johnny

[GypsyGoth]

He got that hoodie in the riots.

[Doogle]

I hope he wins.

[Smithy]

he wishes :idc:

[Locke.]

Smithy's new idol

[Marc]

He's like a very camp chav

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[Smithy]

he sounds like he's on helium

[Marc]

Smithy's new idol

He does look like Gaga

[Novo]

It's going to be 4 yes's for Johnny

[Smithy]

He does look like Gaga

But he's wearing David's clothes :idc:

[Doogle]

What a beautiful human being.

Best one yet.

[Marc]

I can't get over how he's actually good :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

It's going to be 4 yes's for Johnny

I hope not, he was still squeaky when singing.

[Sophiee]

shocked he could sing!

[Locke.]

Odds on winner at the bookies later tonight

[Novo]

John Boy is going all the way :worship:

[CharlieO]

The new Mary byrne.

[Marc]

Haha I can't help but like him :D

Cooeyy!

[Doogle]

He is much better than that old fart

[Glenn.]

I think he's adorable

[Smithy]

I feel sorry for Kelly, Gary is almost on top of her D:

[Firewire]

Johnny was brilliant.

[Doogle]

Wooo

[Iceman]

:shocked:

[Locke.]

She is no Jamie Archer

[GypsyGoth]

Ewww

[Smithy]

aww

[CharlieO]

That's so nice. But way to force her to say yes.

[Doogle]

Kelly is so adorable.

But wtf

[Doogle]

BACK OFF.

Kelly is mine. :nono:

[Smithy]

derry :joker: what a name

[Doogle]

I bet he won't be good.

[GypsyGoth]

bacon double cheese burgers are nice.

[Doogle]

I had a burger king earlier. This man is like the black version of me

[Locke.]

Hopefully he is good

[Smithy]

that was so set up

[Wildcat!]

cheese!!!! :)

[Locke.]

Derry to win

[Wildcat!]

Mensah! He is Ghanaian! :)

[Marc]

I'm a sucker for proposals :D

This dude is good!

[Sophiee]

he's very good!

[Novo]

Derry has just blown away the competition

[Doogle]

Awkward if he's in her category

[Marc]

Doogle your avvy :laugh2:

[CharlieO]

Yea he's good. Be in kellys category.

[Marc]

Awkward if he's in her category

He'll be kicked out for like rape

[Smithy]

lickin his lips :joker:

[Iceman]

Derry could be in the charts now

[Marc]

His face!!!!

[bbfan1991]

Wow this guy is very good, better than Johnny IMO:D.

[CharlieO]

Lucky bastard.

[GypsyGoth]

I like him :D

[Marc]

Johnny will win

[Novo]

Derry leading his posse outside the X factor studio

[Marc]

He's a knob LOL

[Wildcat!]

LOL! The situation! :D

[Smithy]

Derry leading his posse outside the X factor studio

they're off rioting to celebrate

[CharlieO]

I feel bad for tulisa.

[Doogle]

Joseph >>>>>>>>>>

[Marc]

Kelly is hilarious :joker:

[Marc]

they're off rioting to celebrate

Racist

[Wildcat!]

Man, they ahve shown a lot of Soul, and R&B guys so far in the auditions! They never use to show more than like one or 2!
Thats Tulisa, and Kellys influence I guess! Good for them! :)

[CharlieO]

Why would she think he was even over 17?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: he was awful.

[Smithy]

Racist

If i'd have wanted to be racist i'd have said KFC

[Doogle]

Kelly & Tulisa are far more entertaining, not so much judging, than Cheryl & Danni. Actually they're on par with judging at this stage so we'll see.

[Marc]

I like how more R'n'B is getting featured more.

Kelly is hilare

[CharlieO]

Tap to clap :laugh2:

[Marc]

Morrisons have really paid a lot of these advert spots

[Callum]

I love Kelly :love:

[Doogle]

See that washing machine on that advert?

That's my new washing machine. Our one broke.

/randomfact

[Marc]

Tap to clap :laugh2:

:laugh: awful marketing

[Marc]

See that washing machine on that advert?

That's my new washing machine. Our one broke.

/randomfact

See that sexy woman in that advert? That's mine

/sexyfact

[Marc]

My cock is everywhere on this thread!!!

[Wildcat!]

Kelly & Tulisa are far more entertaining, not so much judging, than Cheryl & Danni. Actually they're on par with judging at this stage so we'll see.

They may be entertaining, but cant say nothing about their judging just yet! I still have my doubts that Tulisa, will be up to par, in that department, when different genres of music, will be displayed on live!
But, I will give her the benefit of the doubt. I just hope, she is not totally biased, like Cheryl use to be. She was only about her cathegory.

[Smithy]

is that a boy or a girl D:

[Marc]

I keep seeing a guy featured who's auditioned before. Fizzy hair, gay'ish

[Doogle]

Kelly and Tulisa are good judges I think, and they have personalities which I like.

[CharlieO]

Do you think they came to lp because of Rebecca?

[GypsyGoth]

My cock is everywhere on this thread!!!

:laugh2:

[Novo]

They will need to tighten up security in Liverpool if they don't want there microphones robbed

[Smithy]

Do you think they came to lp because of Rebecca?

Yeah, they shoulda plugged her

[Marc]

THis guy!

[Doogle]

Who is this bitch

[CharlieO]

He was on shipwrecked. D:

[Smithy]

-recognises him-

wasn't he in shipwrecked :suspect:

[Novo]

And am from Liverpooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa! drag it out much :crazy:

[Doogle]

Only Girl oh nooo dont ruin this song

[Marc]

He was on shipwrecked. D:

Thats it!!

[CharlieO]

Tv *****. :bored:

[Wildcat!]

Ahh man!!! LOcke's people! NOt representin' at all||! :( :(

[GypsyGoth]

He was on shipwrecked. D:

Thanks, he looked familiar to me, couldn't think from where.

[Locke.]

Liverpool. I was supposed to be going to this

[Doogle]

**** off out of England plz

[Marc]

Get out the country! Byee

[CharlieO]

He looks like he is from hsm.

[Smithy]

rihanna actually sounds like that live idk why they said no

[GypsyGoth]

Liverpool. I was supposed to be going to this

To perform?

[Marc]

This guy's gonna be good :D

[bbfan1991]

Kelly and Tulisa are good judges I think, and they have personalities which I like.

Agree:).

[Novo]

This person reminds me of TIBB member i can't think who though

[Locke.]

To perform?

Don't be silly, I'm not lining up with people like Craig Cotton

[Marc]

rihanna actually sounds like that live idk why they said no

I'm seeing her in Oct :(

[Jordan.]

Sure i've seen him before on Big Mouth or something :suspect:

[Doogle]

This person reminds me of TIBB member i can't think who though

-thought this-

[GypsyGoth]

Don't be silly, I'm not lining up with people like Craig Cotton

:laugh:

[Marc]

Biscuit factory mmmmmm

[Wildcat!]

This person reminds me of TIBB member i can't think who though

That dude who sang some awful Tibb Xfactor song back in the day! :D
Forgot his name! :)

[Smithy]

I'm seeing her in Oct :(

D:

[bbfan1991]

Adele songs*yawns*.

[Marc]

His side mouth.

[CharlieO]

He looks so camp singing. :(

[Marc]

He looks like Adele

[GypsyGoth]

His mom had goo in her eye.

[Jordan.]

White Paije Richarson, joy.

[Locke.]

Craig Culton, Louie's favourite act of the year

[Doogle]

Just when I thought Adele would leave the chart

[Marc]

His mom had goo in her eye.

:laugh2: ew

[Jordan.]

His mom had goo in her eye.

Too many biscuits

[CharlieO]

His mom had goo in her eye.

:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

chiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllssss omg!!!!!!!

his dad looks like peter kay

[bbfan1991]

He's not that bad, generally meh IMO:).

[Marc]

he IS good though.

Best today

[Novo]

http://images2.itv.com/images/xfactor/thumbnail-size/_uploads/userassets/images/preseries/video/110826_pr_craig.jpg

Look at the face only his mother could love it

[bbfan1991]

His mom had goo in her eye.

:joker:

[Doogle]

Boring.

He'll win though :(

[Wildcat!]

Dude seems quite surpirsed too! :)
What an amazing audition. Really good singer I think!

[Locke.]

Not quite in Derry's league.

I kinda don't want anyone from Liverpool to make the live shows unless I like them myself, it will be Rebecca all over again, she was ok but most people just supported her cos she was from here :bored:

[CharlieO]

Why did the parents wave. Fame spongers.

[Marc]

I like. I like.

Haterz on here just jealous of him being able to eat all the biscuits he likes :idc:

[Callum]

Britney :lovedup:

[Novo]

What a **** competition who in there right mind would want to win that

[bbfan1991]

Cardle is so old news...

[CharlieO]

I like. I like.

Haterz on here just jealous of him being able to eat all the biscuits he likes :idc:

Hob nobs or G T F O.

[Maia]

Didn't catch his actual audition but it had a let's-drag-this-out-for-ages-lol feel about it.

[Callum]

What a **** competition who in there right mind would want to win that

Britney fans

[Locke.]

I hope someone I know is on

[Doogle]

My mum and Nana started moaning about how everyone hates Britney and that no one should buy them. How OTT.

[CharlieO]

What a **** competition who in there right mind would want to win that

People with M&S addictions.

[Iceman]

He was okay, not great

[bbfan1991]

Jordan was right when he said that guy remind him of Paije Richardson.

[Smithy]

this JR advert is sf stupid

[CharlieO]

That's a bit ott advert for jonathan Ross.

[CharlieO]

Comparing those people to the Beatles. :crazy:

[Doogle]

Independent Woman. :lovedup:

[Smithy]

I thought they were mother and son

[Doogle]

They will be **** but i love them theyre brilliant

[GypsyGoth]

They are like an african Jedward.

[CharlieO]

Oh no :/

[Locke.]

It has got to be 4 yes's

[Novo]

They are like an african Jedward.

:joker:

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/mG7hu.gif

[Doogle]

She's getting into it so much, bless her cotton socks.

[Doogle]

My hearing got destroyed but I still love them :lovedup:

[bbfan1991]

Dreadful:laugh3:, my ears.

[Locke.]

To be fair, he was almost as good as Jay Z

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[CharlieO]

Omg I hate people like that.

[bbfan1991]

Not good:joker:.

[Doogle]

Oh my god wat

[Wildcat!]

Theyve been taking the piss with the last 2!! :mad:

[Smithy]

omfg

[Doogle]

This show would be nothing without Louis.

[Locke.]

That old mans group LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iceman]

Lol

[Wildcat!]

Liverpool must be a blast! :D

[CharlieO]

Omg kellys face.

[Doogle]

chavs

[bbfan1991]

Cringe LMFAO:joker:.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Novo]

Harry and Twilight

[Maia]

Kelly's face just then :joker:

[Locke.]

These are good

[Wildcat!]

oohh wait a minute! What!!!!

[Maia]

Pretty decent these guys

[bbfan1991]

These are good, liking the rap too.

[Wildcat!]

Was not expecting that!! :shocked:

[Doogle]

Kelly's face lighting up :love:

[CharlieO]

They were good.

[Doogle]

but yeah I actually like them

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i'm so wet right now

[Iceman]

Wow amazing boyband

[bbfan1991]

I really hope groups do well this year...

[CharlieO]

I really hope groups do well this year...

As long as they don't get louis I think they will do well.

[Doogle]

That bloody song is in my head now ugh

[Locke.]

Derry and The Keys are the best this week so far. And Janet Devlin last week.

[CharlieO]

I hate this sure advert. It's like he invented deodorant.

[BB_Eye]

These judges don't do much for me.

[Wildcat!]

I really hope groups do well this year...

As long as they actually put through the right groups, they will be fine. BUt every year, they have to put in some rubbish band. Or they put together solos, at the last minute to form a band. Thats why the groups always struggle. If they just chose the best 3 or 4 groups, they will always be competitive.

[Marc]

They were guuuurd!

[bbfan1991]

As long as they don't get louis I think they will do well.

I heard that the groups get Tulisa but not sure if it's true, they did judges houses last week apparently.

[Smithy]

I heard that the groups get Tulisa but not sure if it's true, they did judges houses last week apparently.

they haven't done judges houses yet

[Smithy]

she'll be good

[Marc]

She'll be good

[bbfan1991]

they haven't done judges houses yet

Oh right. Some XF related sites seemed to reckon they had and Janet Devlin tweeted last week something about needing to do well.

[Marc]

Sob story!!!

[bbfan1991]

She is so going to be good.

[CharlieO]

I hate sob stories but I think she will be good.

[Wildcat!]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont wanna hear it!

[Locke.]

Ok we get it.... Just show her singing

[Marc]

Wipe the tears LOL

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: all the tears!

[BB_Eye]

I'm sobbing right now.

[bbfan1991]

Manc:D.

[CharlieO]

She has a bloody big family.

[Locke.]

Thought she might have got booed then

[bbfan1991]

OMG loving her already:love:.

[CharlieO]

She is amazing. :o

[GypsyGoth]

Wow!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

yes gal! here we go the black girl with the big voice that will be out in the first week :(

[Shaun]

She sounds more Anastacia than Aretha :idc:

[CharlieO]

Tulisa boogying :laugh:

[Wildcat!]

She is a'right!!!
I aint jumping out of my seat or nothin'!

[BB_Eye]

The standard for singers is a lot better this year.

[Locke.]

Can't rap to save her life

[Marc]

I looooove!

[Novo]

yes gal! here we go the black girl with the big voice that will be out in the first week :(

Hopefully anyway

[bbfan1991]

I am feeling this!:D

[Locke.]

Don't like her

[Marc]

Crowd worker!

She's great :)

[CharlieO]

I like her voice but a bit too cocky towards the end.

[bbfan1991]

What a voice, she is fun:).

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

aw her bf/friend is crying :bawling:

[Wildcat!]

The best audition of the day, my ass! :confused:

[Locke.]

How weird that her family are there when we saw her leaving her house by herself, getting the bus by herself, and going to the arena by herself :idc:

[bbfan1991]

I like her already, despite the annoying sob story:D.

[Marc]

Fun girl!

[Smithy]

Sooo i set fiyaaaah to the raaain