Tongue Twisters

[Holly Christmas]

Heard some children in the street earlier trying to outdo each other with how fast they could say a Tongue Twister.

They were trying to do "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It made me smile.

Anyone got any that they remember? Any particularly amusing, or difficult ones?

[MeMyselfAndI]

When i was in primary school there was a contest to say something like.. "seashells, seashells on the seashore" 10 times :shocked:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.....

[Holly Christmas]

When i was in primary school there was a contest to say something like.. "seashells, seashells on the seashore" 10 times :shocked:

Ah, yes. That's a classic one :D

[ChristmasNeeve]

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes

[The Human Santapede]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

[Ammi]

Nick knits Nixons knickers

[Holly Christmas]

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes

Lol Niamh :D Imagine saying that after a drink or six. :joker::joker::joker:

[Chuck]

Lol Niamh :D Imagine saying that after a drink or sex. :joker::joker::joker:

:shocked:

[ChristmasNeeve]

:shocked:

:laugh:

[Ammi]

A skunk sat on a stump
The stump thought the skunk stunk
The skunk thought the stump stunk
What stunk the stump or the skunk?

[Holly Christmas]

Found a couple more online.....

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!

[The Human Santapede]

Chuck how much wood can you chuck out of interest?

[MeMyselfAndI]

:shocked:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Chuck how much wood can you chuck out of interest?

:evilgrin:

[Holly Christmas]

:evilgrin:

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[Marc]

Misleading thread title.


:evilgrin:

[Holly Christmas]

Misleading thread title.


:evilgrin:

Huh?? Lol ;)

[Josy]

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

Say "a roll of linoleum" 10 times fast.

[Holly Christmas]

Lol Niamh :D Imagine saying that after a drink or six. :joker::joker::joker:

OMGZ just re read this, heheh! It was meant to say after a drink or six!!!!! Who changed it :nono: I will leave it as it is however, it's funnier.

- blush, cringe -

[Chuck]

Chuck how much wood can you chuck out of interest?

:laugh:

[Chuck]

You actually said "after one drink or six" but I changed it when I quoted you :evilgrin:

[Holly Christmas]

You actually said "after one drink or six" but I changed it when I quoted you :evilgrin:

ahhhh, so you are the culprit. rofl. :devil:

[Marc]

Huh?? Lol ;)

Think.... sexual pleasuring

[Ammi]

Think.... sexual pleasuring
Let her keep her innocence:nono:

[Marc]

Let her keep her innocence:nono:

:laugh:

[nicole_burks]

The only one that I could really think of is "red leather, yellow leather."
and saying that 10x fast.

[Omah]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

[Holly Christmas]

I love how people on here think I am innocent. lol. I just dont have a filthy mind. heheh! not namin anyone.....

cough ahem

- chuck -
-marc -

Rofl.