Celebrity Juice

[Smithy]

Not been very well advertised :nono:

but glad it's back :dance:


1st show has Joe McElderry, Mark Wright, Rochelle Wiseman, Dave Berry

['Conor]

what is Celebrity Juice btw?

[Jords]

:D :D :D

Damn caps.

[Smithy]

what is Celebrity Juice btw?

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[Doogle]

****ing awful bunch of people. Will wait till next week

[King Gizzard]

****e guests but probably watch it

Thought it was crap to start with but got into it

['Conor]

lmao at the gif Smithy and it looks good :love:

[InOne]

Holly will be back to 100% milf :D

[Kerry]

Ahhhh cool. Missed it

[Jordan.]

Had no idea it was back but :amazed:

[Smithy]

Just realised, this clashes with BB

[arista]

just realised, this clashes with bb

ITV2+1 11pm

[CharlieO]

I forgot about this. Thanks Smithy. :amazed:

[Smithy]

-watches on +1-

[Jordan.]

-wishes there was a itv2 +2-

[Smithy]

Rufus isn't there :')

[CharlieO]

It was a good episode :D

[Smithy]

omfg :laugh3: :laugh3:

nanny pat

[FelixO]

Mot out.

[Kerry]

Saw it tonight, recorded. Seen funnier but the guests were crap

[Patrick]

Rufus has left the show, which makes it boring and sh*t now.

[Smithy]

rufus was cliche and unfunny

-glad he's gone-

[Jordan.]

Thank god he's gone :amazed:

[Patrick]

Rufus was the life and soul of the show. :idc:

His one liners rocked.

[Patrick]

Oh thank God, Rufus is returning in a few weeks.

They've already filmed Episode 3 - this series is alot more behind time.

[Joelle.]

Oh thank God, Rufus is returning in a few weeks.

They've already filmed Episode 3 - this series is alot more behind time.

I was wondering about this. He was still in the titles so I didnt think he had gone completely. :laugh:

So glad this is back. :lovedup:

[Smithy]

-forgot it was on again-

[Kerry]

Watching it now, recorded. Alex Reid looks like he's rubbed his face in soil

[Kerry]

Team captains Holly Willoughby and Emma Bunton are joined by actress Samia Smith, The Only Way Is Essex star Sam Faiers and Celebrity Big Brother's Kerry Katona to answer questions on showbiz news and gossip posed by host Keith Lemon. Plus, a special round featuring an appearance by Jedward

:spin:

[Kerry]

"Bo - Tate - Oh"

:joker:

[Harry!]

Melanie C on tonight <3

[Doogle]

is fearne gone then. i died when she wasnt there last week

[Harry!]

I think Fearne will be on tonights show, Melanie C posted on her Twitter that she met Fearne.

[Marc]

Fearne looks hot

[Marc]

Ahahahahahaha watching Keith smash John/or/Edward with a baguette :laugh2:

[Kerry]

Got it on +1 now :D

[Kerry]

Fearne's laugh really pisses me off

[Tom]

Anyone watching? Wish I had Twitter so I could post #hollywilloughby :joker: funniest thing I've seen in ages

Or is everyone watching Big Brother? :nono:

[Smithy]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=183306

/hurflip

[Patrick]

Or is everyone watching Big Brother? :nono:

Well, let's see - It is a Big Brother Forum, so the use of that nono smiley is a disgrace.

[Kerry]

Merged

[Kerry]

Just watching this weeks. Keith nearly drowned a Jedward :joker:

[arista]

On Tonight 10PM
a New Episode.

2041 - A Juice Odyssey

Verne Troyer
Pamela Anderson (is she over here for Ch5HD Big Brother?)
Ant and Dec
Stacey Soloman
Peter Andre
Emma Bunton



Any with SkyHD
this is on ITV2HD at 10PM

[Doogle]

Amazing guests :D

Is it a special or actually back weekly or?

[arista]

Amazing guests :D

Is it a special or actually back weekly or?


A Special.

One only
60mins of Adult Fun.

[Jords]

Ant n Dec + Stacey :worship: :worship: :worship:

[Doogle]

Ah cool thanks arista. :D

[Jordan.]

I'll be watching, the advert looked amazing :worship:

[arista]

On ITV2 & ITV2HD

in 15mins

[arista]

On Now

[Jordan.]

Started again last week (and doesn't clash with BB :D)

Matt Cardle, Charlie Brooks, Adam Deacon on tonight @ 10pm

[Doogle]

Ffs I cba to move, will watch it later

[Jordan.]

Don't be so lazy, you have 2 minutes to move :hmph:

[Marc]

dylan stop being so fat

[Doogle]

shut up THEY MADE A PLUS 1 CHANNEL FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME

[Me. I Am Salman]

Celeb Juice was better when it started with its first series (no Rufus Hound)

[Marc]

or busy people who have lives :idc:

[Doogle]

Celeb Juice was better when it started with its first series (no Rufus Hound)
Agreed, hate him, so unfunny.

or busy people who have lives :idc:

I'm busy atm, I'm on MSN in a multi conversation with people I hate making them all uncomfortable. :hmph:

[Me. I Am Salman]

waits for Arista to say

"On ITV2HD Now"

[Jordan.]

waits for Arista to say

"On ITV2HD Now"

He's slacking all the ITV2HD viewers are missing out because he hasn't informed them :(

[Marc]

Hahaha fish! Grim

[Marc]

I'm busy atm, I'm on MSN in a multi conversation with people I hate making them all uncomfortable. :hmph:

:laugh:
Add me marcBIGCOCKginger@hotmail.co.uk

[Marc]

Don't add that :laugh:

[Marc]

Who is Adam Deacon...?

[Smithy]

an upcoming actor apparently

[Doogle]

:laugh:
Add me marcBIGCOCKginger@hotmail.co.uk

Don't add that :laugh:

Ew no with an MSN address like that you'd be worse than 'Conor was with me D:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Who is Adam Deacon...?

What? You dont know who Adam Deacon is??

Kidulthood?
Adulthood?
Anuvahood??

ring any bells? havent u seen these badass movies?

[Me. I Am Salman]

an upcoming actor apparently

:nono:
his first movie which was amazing was in 2006

[arista]

Who is Adam Deacon...?


A Film Maker and Star



He Won a Bafta this week.


ON ITV2HD (only for Sky Customers)

[Marc]

What? You dont know who Adam Deacon is??

Kidulthood?
Adulthood?
Anuvahood??

ring any bells? havent u seen these badass movies?

No

[Locke.]

Pretty sure he is an MC aswell

[Smithy]

:nono:
his first movie which was amazing was in 2006

You have terrible taste in everything so this is doubtful :nono:

[Jordan.]

Kidulthood is a great film

[Marc]

an upcoming actor apparently

Hahaha really?

Ew no with an MSN address like that you'd be worse than 'Conor was with me D:

Oh did he try to webcam love you?

A Film Maker and Star



He Won a Bafta this week.


ON ITV2HD (only for Sky Customers)

Haha Ta arista!

[Me. I Am Salman]

A Film Maker and Star



He Won a Bafta this week.


ON ITV2HD (only for Sky Customers)

You do work for ITV dont you :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Kidulthood is a great film

:worship:

[Marc]

arista how are you doing today?

[Doogle]

Oh did he try to webcam love you?


Too explicit for this thread

[Me. I Am Salman]

Marc how can you never have heard of kidulthood/adulthood/anuvahood???

kidulthood and adulthood had Noel Fielding in it too.

and anuvahood had Aisleyne from big brother in it.. her scene involved a guy putting ketchup on her feet and licking it during sex

[arista]

arista how are you doing today?


Super

[Doogle]

Also Kidulthood was amazing. It was sort of shocking at first but after I found it funny

PICK UP MA RING N TELL EVRY1 WHAT U R
im a virgin
OH MA GOSH SHE JUST SED DONT TALK BACK :@

It wasn't in that order but it was something like that :laugh2:

[Marc]

Too explicit for this thread

Nothing is..

Marc how can you never have heard of kidulthood/adulthood/anuvahood???

kidulthood and adulthood had Noel Fielding in it too.

and anuvahood had Aisleyne from big brother in it.. her scene involved a guy putting ketchup on her feet and licking it during sex

Oh my god how many Oscars were they nominated for?!?

Super

Oh delightful Arista! I'm glad to hear it.

[Locke.]

Marc how can you never have heard of kidulthood/adulthood/anuvahood???

kidulthood and adulthood had Noel Fielding in it too.

and anuvahood had Aisleyne from big brother in it.. her scene involved a guy putting ketchup on her feet and licking it during sex

Don't remember seeing him in them, what character was he? :suspect:

[Marc]

That Citrus Juice Oasis is brilliant when hungover

[Doogle]

I'll stop talking here, I'm not watching it and have no idea what's happening on the show so my posts are all off-topic :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Don't remember seeing him in them, what character was he? :suspect:

WOOPS i meant noel clarke
FAILFAILFAIL

[Me. I Am Salman]

KLIT machine :worship:

[Marc]

Pegs! :amazed:

[Beastie]

Matt Cardle is quite fit tonight. I would do him.

[Marc]

D: Spam

[Me. I Am Salman]

compuTING

[Me. I Am Salman]

Janine looks better with brown hair :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lol matt cardles career

[Smithy]

OMFG DEAD

:laugh3:

[Marc]

THAT IS INCREDIBLE!!!!

Holly saying penis :lovedup:

[Marc]

I love this show so much

[Me. I Am Salman]

you go for a **** i'll see you in a bit
:laugh:

[Jordan.]

Also Kidulthood was amazing. It was sort of shocking at first but after I found it funny





It wasn't in that order but it was something like that :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

oi MY SIZE
:worship:

[LaLaLand]

‎"How did Jennier Ellison end up with a nasty gash?" "Did someone nick her bike seat?" LOL love Celeb Juice

[Marc]

We all did.

[Marc]

Matt Cardle is boring.

[Jordan.]

Emma Bunton, Danny Dyer, Tess Daly and Jake Humphrey on tonight. No Holly I don't think.

[Doogle]

Boooooo :bored:

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol @ Tulisa skit tonight.

[Jordan.]

Lets see if that white leg belongs to Tina Turner :joker:

[Jords]

:lovedup:

[Mrluvaluva]

Irish special tonight.

[Marc]

:amazed:

[Marc]

I don't like Paddy really or that knob head

[Kizzy]

Paddy!!!:lovedup:

[Marc]

"Paddy is going to suck you off"
:laugh:

[Jordan.]

"I'm gonna go for a gorillas finger, I'll see you in 3"

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

I bet Fearne has an epic tongue

[Jordan.]

Spud :love:

[Marc]

Spud is lush

[Marc]

"Should have just written tits" :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Hollys minge aka Jackson 5

[Marc]

Mot mot mot

[Mrluvaluva]

Sha ting!


Keith Lemon presents the panel show. With captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby and guests Caroline Flack, Eamonn Holmes, Corey Feldman and Chris Ramsey. Plus Verne Troyer.

[GiRTh]

Caroline Flack is getting slaughtered. :joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol. She just told Corey Feldman "You're too old for me anyway". :joker:

[Smithy]

that was amazing :laugh3:

[Harry!]

Luvin the Caroline Flack jokes!

[GiRTh]

Lol. She just told Corey Feldman "You're too old for me anyway". :joker:
She's 32, he's 40. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Caroline the teen boy lover is getting owned big time, she seems a good sport though:joker:.

[Mrluvaluva]

Eamonn Holmes is dead meat when he gets home!

[bbfan1991]

Eamonn Holmes is dead meat when he gets home!

Ha Ha Ruth will get her own back by flirting with some guests on This Morning:D.

[Mrluvaluva]

Haha. They just played the clip for Ruth on This Morning. He got off lightly.

[Mrluvaluva]

@ Frankie "I'd let you **** on my belly. I'd let you piss in my face". :yuk:

@ Fern "The only way you'll ever get the hottest body is if you chuck yourself on a bonfire". :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Not amused by the Cher Lloyd abuse tonight :idc:

[Mrluvaluva]

Does anyone know if it's a repeat tonight?

[Jordan.]

^ yeah the series ended last week.

[Mrluvaluva]

I didn't realise. Thanks for that.

[Marc]

Aw Fearne is all pregnant :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

I keep forgetting to watch http://i.imgur.com/lcFJS.png

[Alf]

i've sky plused it i'm watching question time first

[Kate!]

Anyone watching tonights Celeb Juice?

Guests are Tom and Dougie from McFly, Ashley from Diversity, Chris Moyles :rolleyes: and Melanie C.

[arista]

Yes


ON ITV2HD

[GiRTh]

LOL

Good line up tonight.

[arista]

Chicken Skin

[Kate!]

Mel C's face when she had her hand down Keefs' trousers. :laugh:

[Harry!]

Tonight I am watching for the lovely Melanie C who I saw on Tuesday. Love her <3

[Harry!]

The new series starts today with new panellist Kelly Brook.

[Me. I Am Salman]

watching :)

[Black Dagger]

Rylan is a regular :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I think I wouldn't mind Rylan on CB, just as long as he doesn't do those Jedward type VTs

[Me. I Am Salman]

I think I wouldn't mind Rylan on CB, just as long as he doesn't do those Jedward type VTs

[Harry!]

Rylan was super adorable in his VT!

[Munchkins]

Who doesn't love a bit of celebrity juice, lets be honest :lovedup:

[Marcus.]

love this show

[Harry!]

Celebrity Juice is so outrageous that you can't help but laugh.

[Mrluvaluva]

Anyone see it tonight?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c34.0.403.403/p403x403/299842_620301034652146_316481480_n.jpg

Lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

rofl I love the way he's ripping them all to shreds :joker::joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

On now. Lmao @ Danny Dyer's Eastender's filming.

[GiRTh]

I did have sex in a field, there’s no denying that’: Katie Hopkins admits to being caught on camera during outdoor romp with her husband during Celebrity Juice appearance
So it might have been tough for Katie Hopkins to find her antics becoming the butt of jokes during her upcoming appearance on Celebrity Juice.

The controversial TV personality was the centre of attention as the likes of Keith Lemon and Celebrity Big Brother star James Jordan took the chance to mock her for some of her own life decisions.
When Keith pointed out that she might fail to drop the extra weight, Katie admitted: ‘Yeah, that’s what everyone does, they go ‘ooh wouldn’t it be brilliant if that fat cow couldn’t lose it.’ So I have to live with that.

Chris pointed out that people probably would be kinder and choose not judge the star for being overweight, to which she snapped: ‘I do judge, I’m right to judge, somebody needs to judge, this planet is getting fatter’.

The show also saw Katie chasing professional dancer James Jordan around the studio after he mocked her choice to name her daughter, India.


The conversation of the panel show soon turned to the former Apprentice star’s infamous field sex antics.

Speaking truthfully about the photograph that was splashed across newspaper front pages in 2007, Katie admitted: ‘I did have sex in a field, there’s no denying that, there’s not getting away from it, but I would say, that people aren’t adventurous enough!

She admitted that she had no idea members of the public had caught her and her husband in the act until ‘the next morning when they knocked on the door’.

As Keith asked whether she was embarrassed to have been caught, Katie said: ‘Well yeah, because I had to ring my boss and tell him that was going to be on the front page and that didn’t go down brilliantly’

Stand-up comedian Chris Ramsey couldn’t help but squeeze an insult into the conversation as he quipped: ‘When you rang your boss, he said “Hello Lucifer…”?’

The opinionated columnist was on the popular ITV2 show to promote her new TLC documentary which has seen her pile on four stone just to try and prove that people with weight problems have brought it upon themselves.

Katie was happy to voice her opinions on those struggling to lose weight as she said: ‘I think they’re lazy and they need to eat less and move more and stop being lard arses.’

She attempted to explain the rational about her show as she added: ‘I put on four stone to prove that, you know, you’re not lucky to be skinny.

‘I’ve got three months to lose it. To get back to where I started. To prove that skinny people aren’t lucky to be skinny, they just move a lot, and that fat people are lazy.’

Chris once again make a comical jibe at Katie’s expense as he added: ‘Do you not lose loads and loads of weight because most of your sh*t comes out the front?’

LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2761124/Katie-Hopkins-FINALLY-admits-caught-camera-outdoor-romp-husband-Celebrity-Juice.html)

Had to bump this old thread to share Katie getting rinsed on Celebrity juice last night. It was brutal.

Watch the full episode on the ITV Player HERE (https://www.itv.com/itvplayer/celebrity-juice/series-12/episode-2)

Enjoy :joker:

[Braden]

Chris Ramsay made me laugh with one his comments, but we at James getting involved when he's equally (if not) a bigger dick than she is.

[GiRTh]

Chris Ramsay made me laugh with one his comments, but we at James getting involved when he's equally (if not) a bigger dick than she is.They cut out a couple of Ramseys best comments.