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Grimnir
03-09-2011, 02:35 AM
Netherlands 11-0 San Marino :joker:

Why don't San Marino just call it a day?

They are no better now than they were 10 years ago and in another 10 years they will be just the same

Why do they bother and keep embarrassing themselves? :conf:

King Gizzard
03-09-2011, 02:37 AM
Who wouldn't turn the chance to play some of the worlds top teams when you have no real talent yourself? I'd do it

Maia
03-09-2011, 02:37 AM
Sound as bad at football as they are at Eurovision.

Locke.
03-09-2011, 01:33 PM
They are my second favourite international team behind England

You will all know about it when they beat Spain very soon

Novo
03-09-2011, 06:27 PM
Won 1
Drawn 3
Lost 103

Goals For - 17
Goals Against - 352
Goal Difference -335

And there record goalscorer Andy Selva is currently not playing for anyone

King Gizzard
03-09-2011, 06:29 PM
TiBB FC will be playing San Marino next year

Novo
03-09-2011, 06:33 PM
I actually think we would give them a good game we could even put Harry & Patrick up front and just punt long balls to them all day

King Gizzard
03-09-2011, 06:35 PM
Wouldn't harry be playing in defense?

http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sebastian-Coates-150x150.jpg

Locke.
03-09-2011, 06:36 PM
Look at how happy they are when they score and how lucky their goals are :joker:

Selva's goal is good though

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MTVN
03-09-2011, 06:40 PM
That second goal :joker:

Novo
03-09-2011, 06:44 PM
That game against Ireland it was 1-1 until the 93rd minute and then Steven Ireland had to score it would probably have been the greatest result in there history

Grimnir
06-09-2011, 07:22 PM
half time

san marino 0-0 sweden

:amazed:

Ramsay
06-09-2011, 07:25 PM
WE LOVE YOU SAN MARINO!!
woooo

Ramsay
06-09-2011, 07:27 PM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/45457_426432054938_133002244938_4902819_1590505_n. jpg

Novo
06-09-2011, 07:56 PM
GOAL: San Marino 0-1 Sweden : Kallstrom (63)

the dream is over

Grimnir
06-09-2011, 08:32 PM
full time

san marino 0-5 sweden

played 9 won 0 draw 0 lost 9 scored 0 conceded 49 points 0

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/554/original/facepalm.jpg?1248715065

Mystic Mock
18-09-2011, 12:13 AM
I would be the in goal against San Marino,and by the way I am not a good goalkeeper PMSL.

Locke.
12-10-2012, 03:04 PM
The day of reckoning has arrived. Will 36 year old Andy Selva be able to score against England??

MTVN
12-10-2012, 03:19 PM
Tried taking over them on football manager recently thinking I'd try and take them to the Euros, lost 5-0 in my first game against Georgia and gave up

Locke.
12-10-2012, 03:21 PM
Good idea actually, might try that myself. Is Selva on the game?

MTVN
12-10-2012, 03:27 PM
Think so but can't remember for sure, couldn't be bothered with it when I realised I had no hope of ever improving this team or getting them anywhere

Locke.
12-10-2012, 05:22 PM
San Marino GK Aldo Simoncini & twin brother Davide hold a unique record. They're the only twins to score own goals in the same game

Peter Crouch has scored more goals (22) in his international appearances than the whole of San Marino (19) since they were established.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5BQHaDCIAE7MgK.jpg

Marcus.
12-10-2012, 05:25 PM
all ready i feel sorry for them

MTVN
12-10-2012, 05:30 PM
UpbAlEtJGNI

How gutted must they have felt at the end there

Maia
12-10-2012, 05:44 PM
Never knew I posted in here