X Factor Audition Show 3 [Discussion Thread] - 8:15pm

[Smithy]

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Y'all Excited? :amazed:


QOTD: Who is you're least fave judge?

[Callum]

QOTD: Louis Walsh, I just find him pointless, he says the same old thing every year and he tries too hard to be funny. Should have been replaced

[Niamh.]

Oh QOTD, I like that :love:

I'm going to say Tulissa, she has a n air of arrogance around her

[Smithy]

I think im torn between Louis and Gary :suspect:

Louis is just pointless and irrelevant, whereas Gary is such a try hard, he just comes across like a poor mans Simon

[MTVN]

QOTD: Kelly :bored:

[Niamh.]

I think im torn between Louis and Gary :suspect:

Louis is just pointless and irrelevant, whereas Gary is such a try hard, he just comes across like a poor mans Simon

aww Gary is my new favourite judge, he's better than Simon and he's gotten sexy :amazed:

[Smithy]

aww Gary is my new favourite judge, he's better than Simon and he's gotten sexy :amazed:

he's so cringy :bored:

with that band last week, when he was, yeah you've worked hard, the vocals flowed perfectly and you in the middle, mark owen blah blah blah

Just go away Gary

:bored:

[Iceman]

Gary, I cant stand him.

[Niamh.]

he's so cringy :bored:

with that band last week, when he was, yeah you've worked hard, the vocals flowed perfectly and you in the middle, mark owen blah blah blah

Just go away Gary

:bored:

well, he did resemble Mark Owen..........slightly :hmph:

[Locke.]

I like all the judges, Kelly is probably my least favourite though.

Don't think I'll be in for this tonight, there is loads of good stuff on I dunno what to record :suspect:

[Smithy]

:amazed:

on in a couple of mins

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:!!!

[Callum]

Another Simon Cowell show

[Smithy]

3 terrible songs though :joker:

[Ninastar]

QOTD: Gary

hes so wannabe simon

[Maia]

Louis crying lol

[Ninastar]

dis song <3

[Maia]

Poppiholla :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

QOTD: Gary

hes so wannabe simon


This.

[Maia]

Oh yes QOTD - Gary, not because I dislike him, but because I like the others more.

[Ninastar]

This.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljs06dykWi1qzi4oz.gif

[Locke.]

Louie and his high standards :worship:

[Novo]

David :joker: :joker: :joker: you couldn't make this up

[Smithy]

oh dear

[Maia]

Didn't know you applied for The X Factor Locke

[Shaun]

-throws things-

[Smithy]

shaun will not be pleased

[Ninastar]

i wish we could like posts on here

[Gillian-73]

QOTD..... louis, he's got nothing new to say he spouts out the same rubbish year after year!

[Shaun]

well he's not awful. Just not any good.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Locke.]

I done quite well I think

[GypsyGoth]

I done quite well I think

:laugh3:

[Shaun]

-hopes this puts this song in next week's charts-

[Smithy]

I done quite well I think

:joker::joker:

[Gillian-73]

David bowie won't be worried lol

[Locke.]

Tulisa wanting more

[Smithy]

oh **** gary you creep :bored:

[Novo]

What has happened to Gary

[Locke.]

This years Storm Lee

[Shaun]

simon's given him a script.

[Novo]

" I was worried in case i never got to see you again " :joker:

[Maia]

He didn't get through did he?

[Smithy]

He didn't get through did he?

yeah, 4 yes'

[Callum]

Gary Barlow :laugh:

[Maia]

yeah, 4 yes'

What the bloody hell

[Harry!]

When I was watching that I was like where is Shaun :laugh:

[Smithy]

Adele dressing like an 80 year old

[Niamh.]

I thought he was good -hides from Shaun-

[Maia]

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

[Novo]

Awful song

[Maia]

16 year olds!

[Gillian-73]

They have far to many ad breaks!

[GypsyGoth]

Good song choice.

[Maia]

Keep watching guys you'll see me performing a Pixie Lott song in a minute

[Callum]

Adele just on that advert!

[Novo]

Size of those nostrils

[Ninastar]

didnt know nate could sing

[Ninastar]

i said that at the wrong time

[GypsyGoth]

i said that at the wrong time

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Lem! :amazed:

[Callum]

16 this 16 that, fgs I couldn't care whether someone is 16 or not!

[Maia]

Lizzy applied for The X Factor? :suspect:

[Niamh.]

I thought she was crap

[Smithy]

he looks about 12 :o

[Marc]

I thought she was crap

Same :idc: she's alright but not up to par with the really good people.

[Ninastar]

he looks about 12 :o

*sounds

[Novo]

It's Charlie

[Maia]

If he's 16 then I'm 40

[Marc]

:shocked: this guy

[Roy Mars III]

He looks 12.

Edit: Beat to it. :joker:

[Jordan.]

He wants to touch her face :suspect:

[Smithy]

lmfao

I WANT TO TOUCH HER FACE

Creeper Alert

[Marc]

He wants to touch her face :suspect:

We all do.

[Niamh.]

Same :idc: she's alright but not up to par with the really good people.

We should be judges really :idc:

[Locke.]

Little paedo

[GypsyGoth]

Aww he went red.

[Marc]

Tulisa gets an admirer; finally.

[Novo]

**** sake

[Ninastar]

his crush is a bit forced tbh

[Shaun]

dirty boy.

[Smithy]

surprised he didnt lick her cheek

[Ninastar]

this song tho

[Marc]

Shaheen >

[Harry!]

His voice reminds me of RW George Fracis.

This boy is a little creap.

[Gillian-73]

dermot: couldn't you have chosen something more original! lol

[bbfan1991]

Evening:).

LOL this kid is a N-Dubz fan and doesn't even know that Tulisa is going out with Fazer:D.

[Novo]

Probably just jizzed in his pants after that

[Braden]

ew elizabeth colbourne the mouth piece slut who goes my school was just on...well apparantly, i missed it. :p

[Ninastar]

Shaheen >

x2

[Niamh.]

surprised he didnt lick her cheek

:laugh2:

Tulissa looks more into him tbh :suspect:

[Marc]

surprised he didnt lick her cheek

:laugh:

[Maia]

Urgh

[Marc]

Not Shaheen.. but whatever, he was alright like

[Ninastar]

surprised he didnt lick her cheek

-bets you would do that to gaga-

[Locke.]

Send the little tit home with 4 no's

[Maia]

Send the little tit home with 4 no's

:worship:

[Gillian-73]

Luke he's alright but not brilliant but no doubt he'll get 4 yes!

[Novo]

Oh no not that song it gets worse

[Marc]

Woo the ladies..?

Seriously? What am I watching

[Marsh.]

All very staged this crush thing. From Gary's "Hang on a minute..." obviously told to set it up when he mentioned he probably liked Tulisa.

[bbfan1991]

He was OK but Shaheen did that better on BGT:D.

[Jordan.]

Louis wants his face touching

[Locke.]

Bet he is younger than 16 and gets sent home

[Legend killer]

Tulisa looking MEGA Hot tonight

YUM!!!!

[Marc]

Louis wants his face touching

Louis wants his cock touched.. lets not tip toe around this.

[Smithy]

the guy by his dad was just like

n1cur :joker:

[Marsh.]

In the first show Tulisa surprised me by coming across more likeable than I thought she would be. Now it's got to the point that she doesn't seem like the real her.

[bbfan1991]

Tulisa is fab:lovedup::blush:.

[GypsyGoth]

Louis wants his cock touched.. lets not tip toe around this.

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Louis wants his cock touched.. lets not tip toe around this.

I wouldn't step into the same room as it let alone tip toe around it.

[bbfan1991]

Grr Cardle is like last years old news.

[Ninastar]

i think its B Sparkler

[Maia]

The only type of people who get through on X Factor - hyperactive 50 year olds and little boys yet to hit puberty

[Callum]

Katy Perry competition!

[Novo]

A young kid from Portsmouth attempts Madonna hit " like a virgin " coming up straight after the break

[bbfan1991]

Louis wants his cock touched.. lets not tip toe around this.

It was probably you with those false accusations:nono::eek::D.

[GypsyGoth]

i think its B Sparkler

:laugh2:

[Marc]

It was probably you with those false accusations:nono::eek::D.

I was completely molested :bawling:

[Maia]

A young kid from Portsmouth attempts Madonna hit " like a virgin " coming up straight after the break

:joker::joker:

[Niamh.]

Grr Cardle is like last years old news.

No way, his album will be out soon :love:

[Harry!]

A young kid from Portsmouth attempts Madonna hit " like a virgin " coming up straight after the break

Yeah totally, crotch grabbing and all.

[Marc]

JLS running from girls who want them dead.

[Callum]

How pathetic is this JLS advert :bored:

[Shaun]

i think its B Sparkler

Shaun Collins says (20:43)
omg i want to be katy perry
Marc Pullen says (20:43)
you are
xoxo
whur my pizza at
Shaun Collins says (20:43)
umm...
sparkler

get your own jokes bitch and stop pretending to be Marc on MSN

[bbfan1991]

No way, his album will be out soon :love:

I meant as in those adverts:bawling:.

[Niamh.]

I meant as in those adverts:bawling:.

I hated him singing that song though, wish they'd picked a better one

[Marc]

Shaun Collins says (20:43)
omg i want to be katy perry
Marc Pullen says (20:43)
you are
xoxo
whur my pizza at
Shaun Collins says (20:43)
umm...
sparkler

get your own jokes bitch and stop pretending to be Marc on MSN
:laugh3:

[Smithy]

-hopes she sings GaGa-

[Shaun]

that Rihanna girl... rofl

[Callum]

Britney :D

[Smithy]

oh it's the michael guy again :bored:

[Maia]

God that Michael Jackson guy from last year

[Marc]

LOL they are knock off versions of gaga britney and rihanna.


... and MJ

[bbfan1991]

I hated him singing that song though, wish they'd picked a better one

True. I can see Matt doing well and he deserves to but Olly is still going strong;).

[Marc]

you didn't go through last time.... erm.. because you're awful. gohome

[bbfan1991]

Oh gawd:joker:.

[Braden]

I bet the judges will think he's good.

[Ninastar]

oh it's the michael guy again :bored:

michael21? D:

[Smithy]

i hope this wasnt the guy louis was crying over

[Jordan.]

He auditions every year

[Gillian-73]

Haha! i remember him! this could be fun.

[Niamh.]

True. I can see Matt doing well and he deserves to but Olly is still going strong;).

Yeah, I :love: Olly too

[Smithy]

michael21? D:

:joker:

[Marc]

"so much negativity in this room it's unreal"

[Marc]

Geri Halliwell rofl

[Shaun]

hot.

[bbfan1991]

Cringe:joker:.

[Ninastar]

-hides in corner and sobs-

[Niamh.]

christ.

[Braden]

pmsl, so wrong.

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/mG7hu.gif

[Marc]

He is better than last time..

[Callum]

Michael :laugh:

[Marsh.]

He's clearly been invited back by the producers. And Geri Halliwell song? Please...

[Harry!]

Geri Halliwell rofl

Ruining a late 90's classic :bored:.

[GypsyGoth]

:conf2:

[Gillian-73]

Haha he'd have been better off staying as michael jackson

[Maia]

Flipping hell he's even worse than last year.

[Marc]

-hides in corner and sobs-

christ.

pmsl, so wrong.

http://i.imgur.com/mG7hu.gif

Ruining a late 90's classic :bored:.

:conf2:

so much negativity in this thread... it's unreal :bored:

[Smithy]

fank yew fank yew

[GypsyGoth]

so much negativity in this thread... it's unreal :bored:

:laugh:

[Jordan.]

Ruining a late 90's classic :bored:.

:joker:

[bbfan1991]

He's so annoying:bored:.

[Shaun]

Ruining a late 90's classic :bored:.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqi9yyAAOR1qeqr5fo1_500.gif

[Marc]

:laugh:

[bbfan1991]

This forum is your stage so **** off, embarrassment.

[Vicky.]

:;laugh2:

[Smithy]

:;laugh2:

fail

[Marc]

Gary should have stood on his face and kept stomping

[Niamh.]

Poor guy, there's probably something actually wrong with him :/

[bbfan1991]

Lmao another staged scenario:joker:.

[Harry!]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqi9yyAAOR1qeqr5fo1_500.gif

Note I was not being 100% serious then. But still a classic song anyway, Geri <3.

[Marc]

:;laugh2:

:::;;:::::1ip12hjqmsnLAUGH2::::;;;:::::2£:2£:2£:2

[Jordan.]

Jessie J wannabe

[Maia]

fail

rofl

[Smithy]

shoobydoobydooby

[Marc]

LOL! He burnt him

[bbfan1991]

Robbie's thanking those angels.

[Jordan.]

She is no Cher Lloyd

[Marc]

Haaaay Haaaay! Haaay ! Uhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhh haaay

[bbfan1991]

MC fail.

[Niamh.]

oh ffs

[Shaun]

Carina is amazing

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

LOL she's lovely

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Gillian-73]

some very bad attitudes from people in this country, the x factor seems to bring them out!

[Marc]

Carina come back next year x

[Jordan.]

Oh ffs

[Marc]

Angellllsssss -cheesy smile-

oh god..

[bbfan1991]

Hair

[Marc]

willow /hair

[Smithy]

whippin their hurr

[Niamh.]

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/554/original/facepalm.jpg?1248715065

[Marc]

Oh Tulisa.. :laugh2:

[Lewis.]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

fair point, Angel 3 :idc:

[bbfan1991]

Deffo no girl.

[Jordan.]

Poor Tulisa is always abused

[Marc]

Oh Kelly.

:nono: go gurl

[Smithy]

Kelly :love:

[Novo]

Poor Tulisa is always abused

She gets abused more then Cheryl did

[Maia]

...but they put David through

[Braden]

Poor girls.

[bbfan1991]

Leave Tulisa alone!:nono:

[Harry!]

Kelly Wurking It!

[Marc]

evil bint

[GypsyGoth]

Kelly :love:

:worship:

Love how she stood up for Tulisa.

[Gillian-73]

yes kelly, well said! i do really like kelly, tulisa needs to start sticking up for herself more though!

[Callum]

Kelly Rowland ftw

[Marc]

Bet Kelly will stab her in the back to get one of her acts to win

[Niamh.]

lol Tulissa can dish it out but she can't take it back
http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/images/black-woman-attitude1.jpg

[Smithy]

lol Tulissa can dish it out but she can't take it back
http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/images/black-woman-attitude1.jpg

Tulisa is a judge you dopey bint, she's meant to give it out :bored:

[bbfan1991]

Kelly was good there but Tulisa is holding herself back so far.

[Marc]

If anybody actually knows somebody who wears that much make-up that makes them look stupid.. could you please do society a favour and just tell them they look really really bad.

[Ninastar]

kelly makes me cringe

[Marc]

kelly makes me cringe

in your minge?

[Niamh.]

Tulisa is a judge you dopey bint, she's meant to give it out :bored:

She was nasty :nono:

[Gillian-73]

Anybody know how many audition shows there are?

[Marc]

Anybody know how many audition shows there are?

6 weeks. 2 weeks for bootcamp i believe.

[Novo]

Oh great another fatty

[Jordan.]

Bex from BB9

[Smithy]

She was nasty :nono:

She said what everyone else was thinking :nono:

[Smithy]

Breakaway :lovedup:

[Marc]

Can't understand a word.

[Locke.]

Don't like her. Not bothered if she can sing or not

[Gillian-73]

6 weeks. 2 weeks for bootcamp i believe.

Thank you

[bbfan1991]

It's a mini Bex:eek:, at least she's not doing Porn channels though:joker:.

[Niamh.]

She said what everyone else was thinking :nono:

so did band girl :hmph:

[Marc]

It's great to see somebody wearing adidas like that, I thought it had gone out of fashion.

[Locke.]

She is from Fife. Claymores sister!!!

[Braden]

hmm...no, i don't like her cause she's fat either. Joke.

please get a grip people.

[Marc]

a fat song.

[Smithy]

so did band girl :hmph:

she's not supposed to give it out though

[Novo]

a fat song.

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Wow!

[Smithy]

maybe only fatties can sing this well :suspect:

[Ninastar]

i hate all the cliché songs

[bbfan1991]

Predictable song choice;).

[Jordan.]

Is she a chav or an emo i'm getting mixed signals

[Marc]

maybe only fatties can sing this well :suspect:

that explains why I can't sing it well.

[Novo]

Adele is a disgrace now every fat ****er thinks they can sing now

[Maia]

X Factor is so predictable.

[Legend killer]

Bitch made sure she got the Sobstory in before she sang

****

[Shaun]

she's not that good. She holds the notes just by being breathy, there's no power to her voice at all.

[Braden]

I thought she'd be better than this. Considering she was hyped before the show even started.

[Locke.]

Not as good as David or Johnny Robinson

[Novo]

Is she a chav or an emo i'm getting mixed signals

probably wears whatever fits her

[Smithy]

-slaps kelly-