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Ramsay
04-09-2011, 01:08 AM
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For anyone that hasn't seen this
Just found it on youtube ..its really good hahah
I watched it this morning with my tuna roll haha. It's a great watch alright. Couldn't recommend it enough.
So much of Father Ted has become so obvious and a part of the mainstream that you forget about what an astounding sitcom it was. The entire thing was made up of quotes and moments. The script was basically one liners from start to finish.
The Irish wouldn't rejoice again until our boy Sheamus won the WWE title at TLC 2009.
Ramsay
04-09-2011, 01:16 AM
Yeah I've got so many quotes from it stuck in my head forever :laugh:
Like someone said in comments on one of the videos though , seeing inside the real parochial house destroyed my childhood :laugh:
Love the behind the scene bits too
For some reason I fall into a fit of hysterics during the bit where Tommy Tiernan [Father Kevin I think? ... whatever] is on the bus and Radiohead is introduced by this comically desperate alternative rock country boy announcer on the radio. It's so dour it's bloody brilliant.
EDIT : here it is!
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And whats even better is Tommy's whimsical selling of it. 'Oh put it on!' :laugh:.
Ramsay
04-09-2011, 01:28 AM
Thats a great scene especially how the color of the scene completely changes
and the one before that where he cheers up dancing to shaft:laugh:
King Gizzard
04-09-2011, 01:30 AM
the wheelchair football one
:lovedup:
Ramsay
04-09-2011, 01:32 AM
Frank Kelly is in great shape for his age?
He must be about 80 now..?
Niamh.
04-09-2011, 10:59 AM
Dougal always made me last the most, this is one of my favourites :
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"The very dark caves, so dark it's almost like being blind"
Pyramid*
04-09-2011, 11:01 AM
Father Ted used to be brilliant.... one that sticks in my mind was the Talent/Singing contest between all the priests on the Island - Elvis etc..... some of the patter, rivalry set up were sheer class. FAF and hilarious!
Kate!
05-09-2011, 03:35 PM
I loved the milkman one, with Dougal driving round and round the roundabout so the milk truck didn't explode.
I'm going to have to go and watch it now - aww gwan gwan
joeysteele
05-09-2011, 04:09 PM
Love Father Ted, great series. really funny.
'Conor
05-09-2011, 04:12 PM
Father Ted omfg!!!!
"Ted!! those women were in the nip!"
'Conor
05-09-2011, 04:13 PM
"Would ye like a cake father?"
"No Mrs Doyle"
"Ah go on, it has cocaine in it!"
"WHAT!!!"
"Oh sorry sorry, not cocaine, cinnamon."
"Would ye like a cake father?"
"No Mrs Doyle"
"Ah go on, it has cocaine in it!"
"WHAT!!!"
"Oh sorry sorry, not cocaine, cinnamon."
brilliant! I don't know how you remember these, I'm hopeless
Niamh.
05-09-2011, 04:28 PM
Bishop O'Neill: So Father, do you ever have any doubts? Is your faith ever tested? Any trouble you've been having with beliefs or anything like that?
Father Dougal: Well you know the way God made us, and he's looking down at us from heaven?
Bishop O'Neill: Yeah...
Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?
Bishop O'Neill: Uh huh...
Father Dougal: And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven?
Bishop O'Neill: Yes. What about it?
Father Dougal: Well that's the part I have trouble with!
Ramsay
05-09-2011, 04:29 PM
God I love saying the word mass!
We've got to lose that saxophone solo!
Ramsay
05-09-2011, 04:30 PM
But theres no toilet in here....
I'm just gunna stun 'em, Father.
Ramsay
05-09-2011, 04:32 PM
Run Dougal run quite fast!
God I love saying the word mass!
I know, they make it sound well cool
Niamh.
05-09-2011, 04:33 PM
Mrs Doyle: Now... (pouring Jack a cup of tea) ... and what do you say to a cup?
Father Jack: Feck off, cup!
Ramsay
05-09-2011, 04:35 PM
Booo! ya bad pup!
Boooo! ya dirty filthy begger!
'Conor
05-09-2011, 05:07 PM
That would be an ecumenical matter.
'Conor
05-09-2011, 05:07 PM
Careful now!
Ramsay
25-02-2012, 03:11 AM
''sorry about that...!''
''GET OUTTA DA CAR!!''
Kate!
25-02-2012, 10:15 AM
"How'd that Gob****e get on the television?" Father Jack about Dougal on a TV show.
Dougal: Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?
Father Ted: That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
:laugh2:
Kate!
25-02-2012, 11:12 AM
Mrs Doyle :laugh:
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"How'd that Gob****e get on the television?" Father Jack about Dougal on a TV show.
(As Ted and Dougal watch Dougal on the newly repaired TV.)
Father Jack: That gob****e again! Is he never off the air?! (hurls glass bottle at the television.)
:joker:
Kate!
25-02-2012, 11:44 AM
:laugh2: ^ yes that was hilarious.
Mrs Doyle: (While Ted is trying to eat a sausage)
They were a bit obsessed with the old...S-E-X. God I'm glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?
:amazed:
Jessica.
25-02-2012, 11:56 AM
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Kate!
25-02-2012, 11:56 AM
Mrs Doyle: (While Ted is trying to eat a sausage)
They were a bit obsessed with the old...S-E-X. God I'm glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?
:amazed:
:laugh:
Bollo
25-02-2012, 04:45 PM
Father Dougals' description of 'The Beast'
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Dougal: I'm not surprised Ted. If I was a sheep. I'd be watching my back right now.
Ted: Why?
Dougal: Because of the beast. They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.
& the 'things that don't exist' list
Kizzy
25-02-2012, 04:48 PM
We have to lose that sax solo!!!!
Ramsay
25-02-2012, 04:55 PM
''blur or oasis..??''
''ehhhh blur!''
''WHA?!!?''
''i mean oasis!..oasis!
''father damo your tea is ready''
''YEH-EYE'LL-BE-IN-INA-MINNAH!!!''
Mrs Doyle:
It doesn't matter what day it is, Father. There is always time for a nice cup of tea! Sure didn't our Lord himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?
:rolleyes:
Ramsay
25-02-2012, 05:12 PM
no mrs doyle he did not!!
Mrs Doyle:
Now... (pouring Jack a cup of tea) ... and what do you say to a cup?
Father Jack:
Feck off, cup!
:worship:
Kizzy
25-02-2012, 05:23 PM
Aaaaah lovely fags.......
Father Ted:
More bad news, Dougal. I've just been speaking to Father Ned Fitzmorris. He tripped on a paving stone and one of his kneecaps fell off. There's no way around it...I'm going to have to put him in goal.
:hello:
Kizzy
25-02-2012, 05:33 PM
I used to love that song, but that version was catastrophic!
Jack_
25-02-2012, 07:18 PM
Father Ted is just amazing. I bought the box set last year :love:
Father Ted:
That would be quite common you know. The favourite son would become a doctor and then the idiot brother would be sent off to the priesthood.
Father Dougal:
Your brother is a doctor isn't he?
Father Ted:
Yes he is.
:wink:
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