I hate Nazis because I hate my life

[Smithy]

http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j415/sleazyhoe/Random%20Gifs%20and%20Images/298990_2190042443342_1615550112_2131078_1941000085 _n.jpg?t=1316246901

It makes it seem like i'm a nazi :sad:


what's yours?

[Chuck]

I ****ed a robot because I smoked crack.

I wish

[Smithy]

I ****ed a robot because I smoked crack.

I wish

:joker::joker:

[Lee.]

I hate an egg because my friends told me to do it.

[CaraRawr]

I took a crap on your mom cause I'm sexy.

[Marc]

I ran naked with a dog because i hate my life.

I like dogs though. And I like being naked :suspect:

[Vladimir]

I did a blowjob to an egg because I stink.

[Roy Mars III]

I shot a vacuum cleaner because I hate my life.

[Jack_]

I need a jew because I'm gay.

[Locke.]

I ****ed a lesbian because I'm sexy

Couldn't have came up with a truer sentence if it tried

[Benjamin]

I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm gay. :suspect:

[Chuck]

I did a blowjob to an egg because I stink.

:laugh2:

[CharlieO]

I shot a travesty because I hate my life.

[Lee.]

I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm gay. :suspect:

Oh yay! About time somebody did.

[Chuck]

So many people are wearing blue. D:

[Jordan.]

I killed Madonna [:amazed:] because i'm sexy

[CharlieO]

I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm gay. :suspect:

Your wearing a yellow t-shirt. Way to make it obvious mate. :rolleyes:

[Smithy]

Your wearing a yellow t-shirt. Way to make it obvious mate. :rolleyes:

-was also thinking this-

[Doogle]

I killed a cookie jar because I stink

[Vicky.]

I hate an egg because my friends told me to do it D:

[GypsyGoth]

I did a blowjob to a piece of **** because I'm sexy :sad:

[Harry!]

I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I was horny :/

[CharlieO]

I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I was horny :/

Was it before 9 pm? You can't eat after 9, Harry. D:

[Shaun]

THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS, WHEN WILL TiBB GET THIS!?

I hate a piece of **** because I'm sexy.

[Shaun]

I need a jew because I'm gay.

-puts you in touch with Stephen Fry or Simon Amstell-

[Smithy]

THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS, WHEN WILL TiBB GET THIS!?

I hate a piece of **** because I'm sexy.

tibber's will never get it http://gagadailyboards.com/images/smilies/tumblr_loau1zzF4o1qk7ytco1_100.png

[Harry!]

Was it before 9 pm? You can't eat after 9, Harry. D:

Obviously.

[CharlieO]

THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS, WHEN WILL TiBB GET THIS!?

I hate a piece of **** because I'm sexy.

:worship:

[Josy]

I shot your grandmother because my friends told me to do it.

[Ninastar]

I did a blowjob to your grandmother because my friends told me to

[Braden]

I did a blowjob to George Bush because i'm gay.

[Shaun]

and also how poor is the picture-maker's grammar? Did a blowjob? :conf2:

-stops complaining-

that's hot, Braden

[Callum]

I need a robt because I'm single :laugh:

[Joelle.]

I stabbed a horse because I was horny. :suspect:

[Chuck]

horse and horny in the same sentence :laugh:

[Joelle.]

What can I say? Causing harm to farm animals turns me on. :laugh: