X Factor Final Auditions [Discussion Thread] - 8pm

[Smithy]

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It's the final set of Auditions before a double bootcamp next week :amazed:

QOTD: After 5 Weeks of watching, what do you make of the new judges?

[Doogle]

Love them, it's just normal now. They work well together. :love:

I can't believe I have to wait a week to find out who's in the judges houses though :joker: But I refuse to look in that thread.

I ****ing hate bootcamp, bring on week after next

[Smithy]

I looked at that thread, tbh, it doesn't seem that reliable

[Jordan.]

QOTD: They will do :idc:

[Doogle]

I hope Kelly isn't as OTT in the live shows. I love it but I think it'll take away from the acts too much in the live shows. My family always hated how long the judges would sit there and "argue" or have banter and it'd eat into the time where they should actually be judging :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

I looked at that thread, tbh, it doesn't seem that reliable

It's very reliable, was all correct last year, the boys are definitely correct as a couple of them have made twitter updates since that show they haven't made it...

Looking forward to the last auditions :D.

[Smithy]

It's very reliable, was all correct last year, the boys are definitely correct as a couple of them have made twitter updates since that show they haven't made it...

Looking forward to the last auditions :D.

Oh, I R disapoint then :'(

[Black Dagger]

Oh, I R disapoint then :'(

I know, I'm dissapointed at a few who haven't made it and who have.

[Doogle]

I remember reading the final 16 early last year and putting "HOW ****ING DARE THAT PATHETIC LITTLE SLUT KATIE MAKE IT OVER GAMU" as my status just before the 2nd judges houses show began and forgot completely that people hadn't seen it and there was about 10 comments saying "dylan ffs thanks a lot for ruining it" with about 10 likes :blush2:

[Callum]

QOTD: Yes, I like the new judges now. Gary and Louis the least out of the four, I don't feel Gary's being himself and he's trying too hard to live up to Simon and it's coming across rather cringeworthy on screen. Louis is just pointless also, anyone who's Irish or a young guy, he automatically says yes to so I'd much rather he had been replaced too. Kelly's great though, not what I was expecting either but she's definitely the strongest judge imo. :love: I do miss Dannii though.

[Marc]

I've already seen spoilers and I would rather die than watch half the rumoured top 16

[Smithy]

S'ooooon

[Jordan.]

Thank god it's the last auditions

[Smithy]

Thank god it's the last auditions

ikr, live shows >>

[Callum]

They keep showing that old woman, like she'll be any good. :bored:

[Jordan.]

Why were the cameras at the homes of the people who aren't even through yet? :suspect:

fix

[Smithy]

omg, it's the bellringers from BGT :shocked:

[Smithy]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Jordan.]

-has no smiley to describe how I feel-

[Smithy]

-has no smiley to describe how I feel-

http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/icon_idea.gif ?

[Marc]

Why do some people literally think they're good? They are absolutely idiotic

[Doogle]

I said I bet the husband can sing. Maybe I was wrong but I quite like him

[GypsyGoth]

Why do some people literally think they're good? They are absolutely idiotic

People should tell them how **** they are before they embarrass themselves on tv.

[Jordan.]

http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/icon_idea.gif ?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/celefinwe/emoticons/emoticon_ShiftyEyes.gif

[Callum]

He was awful

[Marc]

I wish they were allowed to shoot the idiots who can't sing

[Doogle]

The live shows are so boring. Well they were until 2008. I've enjoyed them more since then. But I prefer auditions.

[Smithy]

Ugh, I hate how they only have one main auditionee and one montage before an ad break :bored:

[Locke.]

Can't wait for auditions to be over.

Starts getting good at boot camp

[Doogle]

The first bit is so pointless.

Also, Kelly looks even more stunning tonight than usual. Can't wait to see her in the live show. I hope it's not like Danni Vs Cheryl with who wears the nicest/most revealing. When Cheryl had clocks or whatever covering her boobs I was just thinking "pathetic"

[Callum]

Simon Cowell was on Xtra Factor last night, surprised they didn't include that in the main show.

[Marc]

They better show some good people fgs

[Locke.]

Liverpool AGAIN? This is the third time this series :suspect:

[Marc]

Can't wait for auditions to be over.

Starts getting good at boot camp

this.

I cannot stand the stupid acts, they've just got old now

[Callum]

I hate all these stories.

[Marc]

Sob stories need to foff

[Smithy]

sob story :bored:

[Locke.]

Such a tit

[Marc]

If I had my way I would narrow the audition shows down to 2 shows of just good people and not include all the sob story crap

[Callum]

All the guys sound so similar

[Locke.]

Someone tell me he doesn't make the live shows

[GypsyGoth]

He looks like Louis's grandson.

[Callum]

Ed Sheeran :yuk:

[Smithy]

I hate this song sfm

[Marc]

He doesn't deserve fame. He probably bullied tons of kids and made their lives hell.. :bored:

[Saph]

yaaawn. He'll probably get to the next round though :bored:

[Callum]

He doesn't deserve fame. He probably bullied tons of kids and made their lives hell.. :bored:

Exactly, they're making out as if he's some saint.

[Saph]

oh piss off with that crying :rolleyes:

[Marc]

oh f'off

[Callum]

Such a boring audition, but no doubt he'll make the live shows :bored:

[Smithy]

ooh crying, how original :idc:

[Marc]

Smithy why u have no awards :suspect:

[Callum]

What is he brave for exactly Louis? :crazy:

[Jordan.]

Bet he had a knife in his pocket ready to cut the judges if he didn't get through

[Ninastar]

oh ******* off. Tons of girls will be watching and thinking they are in love

[Marsh.]

Oh, get off. A thug that we're supposed to find endearing?

He's a lazy, bone idle idiot with a below average singing voice using mummy and daddy's break up as an excuse for everything. Get out.

[Marc]

Bet he had a knife in his pocket ready to cut the judges if he didn't get through

Probably

[Callum]

JLS music just tops it off :nono:

[Smithy]

Smithy why u have no awards :suspect:

I don't think they appear in live posts :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

Bet he had a knife in his pocket ready to cut the judges if he didn't get through

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

this is crap D:

[Callum]

He was crap

[Jordan.]

Average squirrel

[Jordan.]

Average squirrel

[Marc]

srsly.. he makes judges house?

[Saph]

they all sing really dull songs

[Smithy]

he looked like he was having a stroke

[Callum]

Tulisa makes me cringe sfm at times

[GypsyGoth]

The judges like Cox.

[Smithy]

good effort marc :idc:

[Marc]

No body today has made me think the boys catagory is good

[Maia]

All I've seen from this bloody show so far is annoying teenage boys like that Bradley guy who are obviously meant to be for the fangirls and 30 year old women with sob stories, and then all the blatant awful ones to fill the rest of the shows.

[Marc]

good effort marc :idc:

GFY x

[Doogle]

Hate that twat who sung Ed sheeran.

[Smithy]

GFY x

http://i.imgur.com/vPAHj.gif

[Saph]

the sob stories are either "I was bullied" or "I used to be a bully"

[Locke.]

All I've seen from this bloody show so far is annoying teenage boys like that Bradley guy who are obviously meant to be for the fangirls and 30 year old women with sob stories, and then all the blatant awful ones to fill the rest of the shows.

It is ok we get to see good old Derry again next week

[Marc]

http://i.imgur.com/vPAHj.gif

Yeah.. that's exactly... it... :idc:

[Callum]

Hate that twat who sung Ed sheeran.

Ed Sheeran is **** in general, way overrated.

[Marc]

I like Ed Sheeran :)

[Doogle]

I hope that little girl from the first audition makes it far. she's probs my fave thinking back

[Doogle]

ikr his music is **** and people think liking him makes them so indie and **** but no theyre still chavs.

And he was not very good tbh

[Marc]

ikr his music is **** and people think liking him makes them so indie and **** but no theyre still chavs.

And he was not very good tbh

calm. down.

http://forum.gaijinpot.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15321&d=1315889417

[Marc]

C'mon Tezza

[Callum]

None of them have been very memorable this year D:

Last year we had Cher, Aiden, Matt, Rebecca, Katie

This year all I can remember is that Janet Devlin girl and the Pixie Lott lookalike

[Locke.]

Terry looks like an extra from a 60's gangsta movie

[Marc]

Terry ftw

[Doogle]

Urrgh who is this

[Doogle]

Meh. Very meh.

[Locke.]

I like him but I don't think he's that good

[Callum]

Boring :sleep:

[Marc]

He's not bad but the oldies are never as great as the other categories.. seriously.. just get rid of the category

[Smithy]

Karaoke singer

[GypsyGoth]

He would be good in a pub.

[Marc]

Likeability but just plain.... plain

[Marc]

He would be good in a pub.

You'd be good in a pub xo

[Ninastar]

calm. down.

http://forum.gaijinpot.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15321&d=1315889417

:lovedup:

[Callum]

He's not bad but the oldies are never as great as the other categories.. seriously.. just get rid of the category

Brenda, Maria and Niki though :love:

[GypsyGoth]

You'd be good in a pub xo

:amazed: I could collect empty glasses.

[Callum]

Stop giving him false hope, he'll never win.

[Marc]

ATHLETE :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

Male Mary Byrne? :suspect:

[Marc]

:amazed: I could collect empty glasses.

I would smack you on the bottom while you walk away :)

[Marc]

Male Mary Byrne? :suspect:

Wait... Mary wasn't a male? :suspect:

[Doogle]

Hrrrm he had a good voice but I don't like him much as a character. Meh

[Marc]

Wow that's 5 minutes of my life I just wont be getting back.. :crazy:

[Marc]

Kelly :laugh: I love her sometimes

[Doogle]

Omg shes amazing, yet the lack of screentime proves she won't get anyway. shame shes just a filler

[Locke.]

I like the wrestler guy

[Doogle]

these 2 have been better than a lot of the ones who got full auditions :/

[Marc]

Omg shes amazing, yet the lack of screentime proves she won't get anyway. shame shes just a filler

I know.. it's so transparent.

Clearly the ones with 5/10 minutes dedicated to their sob story (dead dog, bullied, dead mum) get through to judges house

[Smithy]

doesn't look 30 :shocked:

[Ninastar]

I would smack you on the bottom while you walk away :)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090501012649/vgsales/images/2/2b/Miyamoto_glare.gif

[Marc]

Old bint singing The Climb.. pfft

[Marc]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090501012649/vgsales/images/2/2b/Miyamoto_glare.gif

Jealousy is ugly.. like that man :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

I would smack you on the bottom while you walk away :)

I would get security to throw you out :hmph:

[Callum]

doesn't look 30 :shocked:

Just about to say that.

Neither did the woman who Tulisa cried over yesterday, I'm sure they lie about their age.

[Marc]

Deep Dhillon.

Wow.. you're amazing

[Locke.]

Deep to win

[Jordan.]

Shahbaz?

[Marc]

Deep's throat is really nice.

[GypsyGoth]

laugh2:

[Marc]

Shahbaz?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/ShahbazC4010606_228x223.jpg

[Smithy]

I would get security to throw you out :hmph:

how many pubs do you know with security :joker:

[Doogle]

Deep Dylan?!

Omg im such a slut :evilgrin:

[Marc]

I would get security to throw you out :hmph:

No.

you'd appreciate the attention and you'd love it. :idc:

[Locke.]

Louie putting Deep through :worship:

[Jordan.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/ShahbazC4010606_228x223.jpg

He kept his tshirt too

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41662000/jpg/_41662962_shabaz_220.jpg

:suspect:

[Doogle]

omg bless him LOL

[Smithy]

lmfao

[Marc]

He kept his tshirt too

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41662000/jpg/_41662962_shabaz_220.jpg

:suspect:

It's got to be hard for him, financially, he's chasing a dream and hasn't managed to get a deal yet. Until now :evilgrin:

[Doogle]

I love this advert :lovedup:

[Marc]

I love this advert :lovedup:

Which one...?

The one about these 'admiring' ones

[Doogle]

The camera one.

[Marc]

I didn't have that one :suspect:

[Marc]

Nostalgia..

[Marc]

~Kerry~

[Saph]

Kerry! :D I remember her :love:

[Smithy]

she looks a lot younger now than before

[Jordan.]

Kerry representing TiBB :amazed:

[Marc]

This woman looks like her face 'just' got saved in time from a wild fire

[Doogle]

I miss those amazing auditions in that room with the beautiful sharon <3

she was so funny.

[Marc]

Smaller room > big arena

[GypsyGoth]

how many pubs do you know with security :joker:

:laugh: this one does.

No.

you'd appreciate the attention and you'd love it. :idc:

That's true :blush2:

[Doogle]

I love her :love:

[GypsyGoth]

This woman looks like her face 'just' got saved in time from a wild fire

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Who is this Les Miserables :suspect:

[Doogle]

:laugh3:

Legend

[Jordan.]

Smaller room > big arena

http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z341/jordannn__/Cher%20Lloyd%20GIF/oie_25203419t2Z5sb9q.gif

[Marc]

Imagine if Leona's voice just came out of her very odd looking mouth

[Marc]

...oh perhaps not

[Smithy]

oh my ****ing god

[Ninastar]

oh dear

[Saph]

I want her to win :D

[Marc]

sounds like a very squeeky fart

[Doogle]

This is cruel. I feel horrible for her :/

[GypsyGoth]

The pressure got to her.

[Doogle]

Omg first funny thing Gary has said

[Ninastar]

she sounds like a little girl

[Callum]

I love this woman :love:

[Smithy]

:cheer:

[Doogle]

I actually love her and feel so bad for her, shes so lovely.

[Ninastar]

The pressure got to her.

no **** sherlock

[Smithy]

she actually looks like a corpse

[GypsyGoth]

Their ears are too critical.

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Marc]

I literally feel like ****ting in my hands and force feeding myself with it whilst rubbing my cock against a cheese grater

[Callum]

Ceri ftw

[Doogle]

Poor girl sounds like shes dying :/ Bless her. I love her.

[Jordan.]

The jaws theme, ****s about to go down

[Marc]

Jaws...

[Saph]

they always do this music for her xD

[Marc]

Lul whitney

[Doogle]

Why is the editing being so nasty.

shes so lovely. Aww shes gonna cry

[GypsyGoth]

no **** sherlock

:laugh:

[Marc]

Why do people do this.. :bawling: it frustrates me to tears. Why is she doing this every year.. why god whyyy

[Smithy]

playing take that music :bored:

[Marc]

Did we really end the auditions on that woman?....

[Doogle]

They made her look evil but she was probably just sad. I now know why my friend boycotts auditions cos theyre cruel

[Ninastar]

Gary's face annoys me so much.

[Marc]

They made her look evil but she was probably just sad. I now know why my friend boycotts auditions cos theyre cruel

Dylan she's just mental get over it.

[Marsh.]

It bugs me that they let people like that woman back year after year. It's just cruel. She's one sandwich short of a picnic so don't give her false hope and tell her right from the producer's audition.

[Marc]

Frankie :mad:

[Doogle]

NO :sad:

[Smithy]

Gary's face annoys me so much.

[2]

[Smithy]

Misha :amazed:

[Marc]

I need to see these boot camp auditions.. right now

[Doogle]

Marc you're nasty. :nono:

Poor woman shouldn't be allowed to constantly go on.

ugh that arrogant black girl

[Marc]

Marc you're nasty. :nono:

Poor woman shouldn't be allowed to constantly go on.

ugh that arrogant black girl

Dylan you need a slappa round ya face

[Marc]

I wish they'd just do bootcamp in one week...

[Smithy]

I wish they'd just do bootcamp in one week...

They are doing.... next weekend

[Marc]

They are doing.... next weekend

omg i'm so bloody amazing x

[Smithy]

omg i'm so bloody amazing x

pfft

[Doogle]

Ewww that little chipmunk kid. hate him

[Marc]

OMG she's flashing.... :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

**** off and die Kitty

[Doogle]

omg i'm so bloody amazing x

[-1]

[Marc]

pfft

ILY2 x

[Maia]

Janet Devlin to win.

[Marc]

[-1]

ILY22 x

[Doogle]

Janet Devlin to win.

:worship:

[Marc]

Is bootcamp all in one weekend? all just 1 or two long drawn out weekends

[Callum]

Is bootcamp all in one weekend? all just 1 or two long drawn out weekends

I think and hope it's just one weekend.

[Callum]

I seriously hope Frankie hasn't made the live shows :( -hasn't read spoilers-