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[Kate!]

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Challenge 3

Press Pack

Press Pack. Bit different - Contestants have to mock up a "front page" concerning current events in the BB house and make it as funny as possible!

Enjoy and good luck..............

(quick announcement...I am going to speed the game up a little, as you all seem to get your entries in pretty quickly :) which is good! So you have until midnight Wednesday to post. :xyxwave: Anyone wish to be a guest Judge for this round, PM me, it's ok if you have judged already :)

[Niamh.]

I don't get it :/

[Chuck]

We're supposed to be the DailyStar basically then :devil:

[Niamh.]

Oh, I'm not good at editing and arty stuff on the computer at all :/

[Kate!]

I don't get it :/

Like your post should resemble a Front Page Headline and picture and even a short article (2 or three lines) if you wish. Be as inventive as you like. Marks will still be for the humour, so no-one has to submit a work of art.:) Is that ok?

so:

Name of Newspaper here Price and date here!!!!


This is where the headline would go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

then the picture here









then a couple of lines.......... followed by "more on centre pages" for example....

that's all!

[Chuck]

Like your post should resemble a Front Page Headline and picture and even a short article (2 or three lines) if you wish. Be as inventive as you like. Marks will still be for the humour, so no-one has to submit a work of art.:) Is that ok?

:laugh3:

[Niamh.]

Like your post should resemble a Front Page Headline and picture and even a short article (2 or three lines) if you wish. Be as inventive as you like. Marks will still be for the humour, so no-one has to submit a work of art.:) Is that ok?

Ok :blush:

[Ryan.]

Sounds good, I might need a wee extension though, I'll see who busy I am.

I didn't think I would still be here!

[Marsh.]

I started back at college this week and just got an assignment today so I'll still need until Friday if you don't mind *Kate*.
Is that ok?

[Kerry]

EDIT - Removed

[Kerry]

Oh bollocks. Knew I'd make a spelling mistake. Might make a different one anyway. Just getting a feel.......

(and yes, it's supposed to say Bother, not Brother) :D

[Kerry]

Or was that Maisy.......

[Josy]

That's really good Kerry!

"First for News, Booze and Schmooze" :joker:

[Kerry]

Right - MY ENTRY

http://i56.tinypic.com/2rwnx53.jpg

[Chuck]

:laugh2:

Nice one Kerry

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

I like that 2nd one Kerry.

[Kerry]

:D Ta

Gonna edit out the first one actually

[Chuck]

omgz how many do we have to do? D:

[Kerry]

omgz how many do we have to do? D:

Just one.

[Kate!]

That was great Kerry :)

Chuck - as Kerry said, just one entry for this round please.

Ryan and 08Marsh - yes, if you need longer thats fine. Friday it is.

[Kate!]

Don't forget this Guys! :D

[Niamh.]

The Sticky Beak Post
Always first to crack the Story


*Now only 40p*



Aden smiles at the thought of getting laid.........

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/23478/normal_BB12_18-09-11_Aden.jpg

Big brother house mate and self confessed "Romeo" Aden seems to have misunderstood this task a bit. His smile soon turned to disappointment when he realised that there would be no chance of him getting his "cock" out......

Turn to page 4 for full story

[Kate!]

The Sticky Beak Post
Always first to crack the Story


*Now only 40p*



Aden smiles at the thought of getting laid.........

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/23478/normal_BB12_18-09-11_Aden.jpg

Big brother house mate and self confessed "Romeo" Aden seems to have misunderstood this task a bit. His smile soon turned to disappointment when he realised that there would be no chance of him getting his "cock" out......

Turn to page 4 for full story

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

luv you Niamh, you are truly hilarious.

[Niamh.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

luv you Niamh, you are truly hilarious.

lol thanks Kate :love:

[Niamh.]

Right, I forgot to make a name for the newspaper and that so I edited my submission. I also edited your post where you quoted me, hope you don't Kate :love:

[Kate!]

Right, I forgot to make a name for the newspaper and that so I edited my submission. I also edited your post where you quoted me, hope you don't Kate :love:

Course I don't mind :)

[Chuck]

:laugh2:







-feels the pressure-

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/yU9GL.jpg

[Chuck]

Genius :worship:

[Niamh.]

lol brilliant Claudia............mine looks so **** compared to all these arty ones:bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks guys :love:


And your's is funny Niamh, I think that's all that matters. I don't think there's any points for photoshop skills.

[Kate!]

Thanks guys :love:


And your's is funny Niamh, I think that's all that matters. I don't think there's any points for photoshop skills.

that's right, we are still giving points based on the humour :)

I think all you contestants have done a fab job so far, the threads are great fun to look through :)

[Josy]

These are all amazing well done you 3 :laugh:

[Kate!]

bump

[Chuck]

omgz

Bloody live feed, I keep forgetting my obligations :nono:

[Kate!]

omgz

Bloody live feed, I keep forgetting my obligations :nono:

:joker:

[Chuck]

http://i.imgur.com/Vjejv.jpg

[Ryan.]

I don't know if that is funny or grossly offensive.

[Chuck]

It should be funny. :hmph:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: Chuck

[Kate!]

Chuck, that's gross but still :joker::joker::joker:

Only four entries so far, I shall pm the remaining contestants.

[Niamh.]

lmao Chuck!!

[InOne]

The BB Times

Only 40p




Fatal Attraction?



http://i53.tinypic.com/2qst98j.jpg


We've seen the build up to this odd obsession over the past few weeks. Attractive hooker prick teases naive young "playa". But Aden's "love" for Rebeckah has become increasingly worrying over the past few night. Follows her around like a puppy, awkward attempts to kiss her which have been swiftly batted away. Aden now refers to her as "my girl". Any street cred this young man had has well and truly gone, no return to the hood for this young G, especially after nearly bursting into tears over a foot massage from Aaron. After numerous attempts at what appears to look like rape, how far will this plastic gangsta go to get his girl? Turn to page 4 for interviews with Aden's friends and family about his fabricated past and often bizarre behaviour around women!

[Kate!]

lol, InOne.

[Novo]

The Trashy Express
Bringing you all the shite from the house25p

Win a date with Alex!

http://tvpixie.com/CMS/sites/default/files/Screen%20shot%202011-09-22%20at%2012_19_32.png


We are giving one unlucky reader a chance to win a date with this beast from the caves of Newcastle to enter the competition simply answer the following question!

What on earth is Alex?

A) A Cave Troll
B) A Goblin
C) An Ogre
D) All of the above mixed together

Calls cost £25 per minute and texts cost £15 please remember to ask the bill payers permission

OH I DO SAY! THE LORD GETS LUCKY

http://bigbrotherukciv-cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/580x387/Untitled_3_47.jpg

http://bigbrotherukciv-cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/videos/963482462001-1316736500.6.jpg

And Rebeckah gets Unlucky

http://i53.tinypic.com/2nu6521.jpg

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/partners/bang/port/376/1/1316597221-26.jpg


And yes we now have moving pictures in our newspapers just like in Harry Potter

http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/270445/lord-aaron.gif

[Chuck]

:bawling:

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

Genius Novo :D :D

[Kate!]

Last few hours for the remaining three contestants to post their entries or lose their place in the game which would be a great shame considering all the effort you have put in so far!

[Ryan.]

The Shout Stain
PRICE: "Please Sir, j-just just take it please! Don't sh-shoot!"

FOR CLUCK'S SAKE
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/18/article-2038724-0DF265EB00000578-237_634x403.jpg
'Bore totty Harry saved in egg-citing Bird Brain task. The chicken on the end is Rebekah, who is having trouble laying an egg with Aden's Tongue stuck up her arse. They housemates were cooped up for hours and Aden and Becks in particular were extremely keen for a toilet beak after clucking in the pen for hours.

In other news: Jay eats Faye, Tom and Anton, not that anyone will notice
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-mQx8-3jKSE4/TY4vLXvl0VI/AAAAAAAAAZE/OBIKp7OF8Pg/s400/chicken+two+ways+001.jpg

[Ryan.]

Mine is deinitley the worst, but I found this task very difficult.

[Marsh.]

Been busy so sorry for the late entry. Struggled with this one and this was the only picture that inspired anything. I know it's bad... :blush2:

[Kate!]

Well done Ryan and 08marsh. Lol at both.

Great work everyone, this was a more difficult challenge so thanks for your efforts. We are still waiting on one contestant, I will find out over the weekend whats happening, results will be posted on Monday as usual :)

[Chuck]

-wants Ryan to be eliminated-

[Kate!]

-wants Ryan to be eliminated-

Why?

[Sophiee]

they are all good so far,

[Kate!]

Yes, they are :)

Could I interest you in a guest judge role for this challenge Sophiee? One of my judges has got himself banned. Fool! lol. Going off now so no rush to let me know till tomorrow anyway.

[Sophiee]

i'll judge if you want me to

[Kate!]

i'll judge if you want me to

Thank you, I shall pm you sometime today :)

Judging Panel for Challenge 3 is:

*Kate*
Jords
Sophiee

and MMI if he is back from his ban, silly boy :D

[Chuck]

Why?

He thought mine was grossly offensive and I hope he's grossly eliminated :hmph:

[Locke.]

Chuck and Novo's the best 2 so far

[Kate!]

Chuck, I think its just Ryan's sense of humour, I am sure he didnt mean to upset you.

Locke, you can be a judge in a future round if you wish.

[Ryan.]

Yea chuck I missed out a Smily on that post, did not mean to offend you :joker:

[Kate!]

hello contestants. LemonJam has not been able to submit an entry for this round, I haven't heard from him or seen him about on the forum, and he is def not one to let people down so I am sure there is a valid reason. I will post the results as soon as Judges scores are in :)

Judges, do your thing.

[Kate!]

Caption Action Challenge 4 will be posted later this morning along with an announcement.

[Kate!]

Good Morning Contestants

Announcement

As Legend Killer and LemonJam have left the competition, no-one will be eliminated this week. However, Judges scores shall be carried over and added on to the scores for the next round, so they will not go to waste and thanks very much to this weeks guest Judges :)

One more thing. Now, I am not saying this has happened, I really can't be sure, so all I shall say is this.... Guest Judges have to be impartial when scoring the contestants. This has not affected any outcomes throughout the rounds so far, so that's the end of it.

Challenge 4 shall be posted shortly :D

[Niamh.]

ohhhhhhhhh, controversy :suspect:

[Kate!]

ohhhhhhhhh, controversy :suspect:

lol Niamh :)

[Chuck]

D:

[Kate!]

D:

Good morning Chuck. You didn't visit the Tibb House last night, were you out carousing?

[Chuck]

LOL I wish

Good Morning :) I went to a festival in Rio yesterday. Motorhead + Slipknot + Metallica. :worship:

[Niamh.]

LOL I wish

Good Morning :) I went to a festival in Rio yesterday. Motorhead + Slipknot + Metallica. :worship:

:amazed: Sounds amazing! I :love: Metallica especially

[Chuck]

It was indeed amazing. :love:

+100.000 people, It was crowded lol

Metallica was just awesome, the played all the hits and stuff and James is so sexy. :love:

Slipknot: :worship:

http://i.imgur.com/BK0oC.png

How amazing is that!

[Niamh.]

It was indeed amazing. :love:

+100.000 people, It was crowded lol

Metallica was just awesome, the played all the hits and stuff and James is so sexy. :love:

Slipknot: :worship:

http://i.imgur.com/BK0oC.png

How amazing is that!

Oh wow! Looks fantastic :love: