Songs which you find lyrically terrible?

[Andrew.]

Which songs do you find lyrically terrible? I don't just mean crap lyrics, i mean ones which don't make sense or are just all over the place.

For me its..

Justin Bieber - Baby... "baby, baby, baby, noooooo" :nono:
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night TGIF... "barbies on the barbeque." :bored:

Tell me yours (:

[Doogle]

Did It On Em-Nicki Minaj

[Patrick]

Any Nicki Minge song.

Baby - Justin Bieber.
Friday - Rebecca Black.

Rhianna's new bollocks.

[Smithy]

JLS - She Makes Me Wanna

in fact that's just a generally terrible song

[Niall]

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger (:bored:)

[CharlieO]

Most songs in the charts these days.

[Lee.]

That lazy song by Bruno Mars is quite bad.

[Doogle]

JLS - She Makes Me Wanna

in fact that's just a generally terrible song

This x100000

Drinking bubble gum drinks
Dancing in ice rinks
Look at where I come from

^just a few random Dev lines that make me cringe :laugh:

[CharlieO]

That lazy song by Bruno Mars is quite bad.

Hate him with a passion :amazed:

[Z]

Cringe at that new J-Lo one with lyrics that are ridiculously clumsy like "love controller/four leaf clover" and whatever else it is, I actually cringe if I hear it anywhere. The Saturdays - All Fired Up is just an embarrassment. Justin Bieber - Baby is another one that annoys me through repetition. Hmmm... loads of songs really..

[Callum]

Agree with The Saturdays - All Fired Up. Notorious is pretty bad, too. :bored:

[Barbie]

Lady Gaga - Born this way - talk about camp cheese!

['Conor]

The Saturdays - All Fired Up

[Doogle]

I Love U-Tila Tequila

[headaball]

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

[Shaun]

the worst lyric of all time is probably Des'ree's "Life":

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)

[Smithy]

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

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[headaball]

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There's many to choose from. That seems to stand out though.

****e voice, ****e lyrics and she's an ugly attention seeking cretin.

[Smithy]

There's many to choose from. That seems to stand out though.

****e voice, ****e lyrics and she's an ugly attention seeking cretin.

You seem upset

maybe you'd like to be lady gaga?

['Conor]

omg please :bawling:

don't anger smithy

[Doogle]

-waits for Leona to be mentioned-

EDIT: I meant in the argument not because of the thread title LOL. Although Collide's chorus...

[Roy Mars III]

There's many to choose from. That seems to stand out though.

****e voice, ****e lyrics and she's an ugly attention seeking cretin.

:worship:

[rk3388]

" Feels like heelys on my spine"
" Hahaha Jack my swag"
" Trig bought a new blackberry!trig bougt a new blackberry! trig bought a new blackberry1"
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[Rob]

Anything by Adele ***waits for torrent of moaning***

[rk3388]

Anything by Adele ***waits for torrent of moaning***

not as bad as others :p

[Doogle]

" Feels like heelys on my spine"
" Hahaha Jack my swag"
" Trig bought a new blackberry!trig bougt a new blackberry! trig bought a new blackberry1"
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[Smithy]

idk how you can say ANYTHING by adele, seeing as she's a talented song writer :conf2:

y'all are just naming artists you dislike :idc:

[Roy Mars III]

So bad, it's funny.

_-agl0pOQfs

[MeMyselfAndI]

Why would Leona be mentioned.. All her lyrics are ace. The only questionable one is Collide, and it was written by Autumn Rowe who isn't the best writer. But it's still not terrible.

[Stu]

Anything by Adele ***waits for torrent of moaning***
Any in particular? Reasons? Her lyrics are just fine by conventional pop standards.

I feel bad for mentioning Lizzy in this thread, but they've earned it:

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town"

I'm guessing it's in the jail.

Apart from the obvious generic urban pop garbage ["I'm in a club. I'm dancing. It's great being in a club!"] Oasis strike me as haven written some complete garbage ["Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball"?] and Eminem is pretty dodgy too.

The king of bad lyrics however is Germany's foremost poet :

http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members1/317/1185317/images/profil/hp-baxxter.jpg

Just take your pick.

And of course GaGa has to get a mention. And she tries really hard. rofl all over her big Star Trek face.

[Niall]

I really liked Collide's lyrics. :suspect:

[Chuck]

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Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna

[Soulja Boy:]
It's Soulja Boy Tellem,
I ****** with Shawty Low,
I ****** with Rock Co.,
Gucci head to toe,
Chain on chill (chill),
Watch on freeze (freeze),
A pound a perk got me looking like Chinese,
Gucci Shades, but they still can't hide me,
I Hit the club, seventeen with no ID,
***! I changed up the format,
Welcome to my crib,
Leave your shoes at the doormat,
Uhh, and ain't this B-Tight,
My chain say hello,
My watch say goodnight,
And I still look right,
This is the good life,
Gucci Bandanna just to make me look tight

[Chorus:]
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,

[Gucci Mane:]
Gucci Badanna,
Call me Gucci Montana,
Gucci girl with me,
Gucci bag,
Gucci sandles,
She too hot to handle,
Hot sex, burning candles,
Gucci Mane laflare,
Gucci shopping this extravagent,
Gucci Mane drive a drop top red phantom,
And my bed got them super size Gucci spreads,
Pull up to the hood,
Stop and let them jock Gucci,
Broads jock, cause Gucci, just Gucci,
Yeah my boxer briefs,
Equipped with double G's,
Gucci key chain,
Holding for my Gucci keys,
Gucci down all the time in the summer time,
I'm Gucci Mane,
You would think that was my clothing line,
GUCCI

[Chorus:]
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna, Ey

[Shawty Lo:]
Shawty Lo,
I really want a Lanna,
Scarf on my neck,
Gucci Bandanna,
*****s talking slick,
They filled with anmnem,
But I don't care,
So Got *** ya,
This biggest watch,
Costs more than yours,
I built a house,
You can't afford,
It's Stupid Big,
It got an ocean view, it's way up there,
I look down on you,
We flexed down here,
That's what we do,
Get in our way,
I flex on you,
You acting monkey,
We keep bannanas,
Dem goons with me,
Rocking bandanna,

[Chorus:]
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna

[Marsh.]

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"....

Um, no can't say I do.

I think Adele's songs (apart from one or two) can be just depressing and I don't like listening but the writing always seems top notch IMO.

[Stu]

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It

['Conor]

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It

oh how i detested that song.

['Conor]

Blow my mind DJ blow my mind come on. x2

I put my head against the speakers, singing blow my mind, dj blow my mind. x2

All fired up, I feel alive x6

We make the party super naughty, dancing on the bar, dancing on the bar. x2

Were all animal, were all all animal. x2

Get your claws out, get your get your claws out.

All fired up i feel alive. x6

Were so close to the edge of desire feel so hot hot got that fire. x2

Blow my mind dj blow my mind come on. x2

All fired up i feel alive. x6

Keep me keep me keep me on your radar x8