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Marc
21-09-2011, 12:33 PM
Does Coffee affect your bowels?

:laugh: believe it or not I mean this as a serious question!

Niamh.
21-09-2011, 12:36 PM
lol, not me but Gav reckons it loosens his yes

Chuck
21-09-2011, 12:37 PM
I believe if you let the coffee boil, it should give you diarrhea. I heard it on a doc about anorexia.

Ammi
21-09-2011, 12:37 PM
Caffiene stimulates the contraction of the muscles in the digestive tract - so yes.
Bet you didn't know I knew that

Marc
21-09-2011, 12:40 PM
Caffiene stimulates the contraction of the muscles in the digestive tract - so yes.
Bet you didn't know I knew that

Part of me did expect you to know that :suspect:

lol, not me but Gav reckons it loosens his yes

:joker: Perhaps it's a male thing then :laugh:

Ammi
21-09-2011, 12:41 PM
Part of me did expect you to know that :suspect:



:joker: Perhaps it's a male thing then :laugh:

:suspect::hmph:

Marc
21-09-2011, 12:44 PM
:suspect::hmph:

Purely because you're so clever and medically-understanding.. :wink:

Shasown
21-09-2011, 12:46 PM
Yep coffee does stir the bowels into action.

Funnily enough if its put in at the other end it stimulates and cleaneses the liver.

Marc
21-09-2011, 12:48 PM
Yep coffee does stir the bowels into action.

Funnily enough if its put in at the other end it stimulates and cleaneses the liver.

Duly noted. ROFL

Shasown
21-09-2011, 12:56 PM
Duly noted. ROFL

Another little note, be warned the colon absorbs liquid quite easily so if you put a cup in you wont get a cup back on.

Something to think about if you plan on drinking if later.

Oh and let the stuff cool a little before pouring it in.

Ammi
21-09-2011, 01:03 PM
Purely because you're so clever and medically-understanding.. :wink:

Ahh in that case:lovedup: Let me know if you need advice about, tea, coke, fruit juices......etc
It's all very confidential of course

Suze
21-09-2011, 01:28 PM
Caffiene stimulates the contraction of the muscles in the digestive tract - so yes.
Bet you didn't know I knew that
Is in awe of Ammi :worship: ;)

Ammi
21-09-2011, 01:31 PM
Btw Marc, is this your way of telling us you've just had a poo?
Oh Joy

Marc
21-09-2011, 01:33 PM
:joker:

No I was just wondering whether people on this forum had issues when they drank coffee LOL... Like it does with me

Ammi
21-09-2011, 01:34 PM
:joker:

No I was just wondering whether people on this forum had issues when they drank coffee LOL... Like it does with me

:suspect: Yeah, right...

Marc
21-09-2011, 01:35 PM
-sips Coffee- :idc:

Shasown
21-09-2011, 01:39 PM
:joker:

No I was just wondering whether people on this forum had issues when they drank coffee LOL... Like it does with me

If you mean do I feel the need to rapidly evacuate my bowels after my first coffee of the day, the answer is no, its normally about halfway though my first coffee of the day.