View Full Version : do women over exaggerate?
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 01:54 PM
Is the pain during childbirth really THAT bad?
Could men take the pain more easily?
Sure, it probably does hurt somewhat, but is it excruciating?
Think of girls on a rollercoaster...they all scream.....why?
Are they over exaggerating their fear?
Guys don't scream like a banshee do they
What about women who are into bondage and S&M, can they handle the pain better?
How about the "period", is that over exaggerated too? Maybe its just used as an excuse to be angry and vent steam to their partners
Does culture have any relevance? Do some cultures feel the pain more than others or is it universal?
Ninastar
04-10-2011, 01:57 PM
I'm pretty sure anyone would complain if they had to wait for their vagina to stretch to 10 cm's wide, push out a 7lb baby and then go through the after birth.
Chuck
04-10-2011, 01:59 PM
Men can't even handle a cold,. let alone a childbirth.
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 01:59 PM
Do men generalise?
Are all women the same?
Do you think, squeezing a baby out your nether regions would hurt?
Do you think a Doctor would inject an epidural into a womens spine just to humour her?
Are you single?
Can't be worse than getting kicked in the balls :idc:
jk, I'd imagine it is very painful
InOne
04-10-2011, 02:00 PM
Isn't it like squeezing a golf ball out your bellend or something?
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:03 PM
Men can't even handle a cold,. let alone a childbirth.
Men sneeze and they have double pneumonia. Scientists and researchers claim that most men would not live through the pain of childbirth.
fruit_cake
04-10-2011, 02:03 PM
I think it's one of those things that when you experience it is a really bad pain but you kinda mysteriously forget all about it later on, it depends an awful lot on the staff around at the time too
Isn't it like squeezing a golf ball out your bellend or something?
:o
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:05 PM
Can't be worse than getting kicked in the balls :idc:
jk, I'd imagine it is very painful
Quite obviously you've not been kicked hard enough.
I'm happy to volunteer to prove it to you. :D
jk.
fruit_cake
04-10-2011, 02:05 PM
I had a midwife who cared more about the doctor shouting at her if she did it wrong than the pain the machine was causing
fruit_cake
04-10-2011, 02:06 PM
then this Indian doctor walked in a started tapping his pencil around everywhere
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:06 PM
I think it's one of those things that when you experience it is a really bad pain but you kinda mysteriously forget all about it later on, it depends an awful lot on the staff around at the time too
People always say this but I remember it vividly
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:08 PM
People always say this but I remember it vividly
Haven't been through it myself, but it's like any pain I believe: we 'recall it being painful', but cannot recreate the actual feeling of the pain level itself.
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 02:08 PM
how does anal sex compare on the pain scale?
if there are any women who have had 10 inches or more inside their "other hole", is that more or less painful? :conf:
Kazanne
04-10-2011, 02:09 PM
Haven't been through it myself, but it's like any pain I believe: we 'recall it being painful', but cannot recreate the actual feeling of the pain level itself.
I thought I was dying:joker::joker::joker:and still went back for more:dance:
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:10 PM
Men sneeze and they have double pneumonia
I know. :bored:
-is one of them- :tongue:
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:11 PM
how does anal sex compare on the pain scale?
if there are any women who have had 10 inches or more inside their "other hole", is that more or less painful? :conf:
length is not the same as breadth - clearly you have no idea what you are talking about.
:idc:
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:12 PM
Haven't been through it myself, but it's like any pain I believe: we 'recall it being painful', but cannot recreate the actual feeling of the pain level itself.
I actually remember exactly how it felt. I was terrified when I went into to labour for the second time cos I remembered exactly what the first felt like :shocked:
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:12 PM
how does anal sex compare on the pain scale?
if there are any women who have had 10 inches or more inside their "other hole", is that more or less painful? :conf:
:bored:
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:13 PM
I know. :bored:
-is one of them- :tongue:
I noes this. :D
*Plumps up Chuck's pillows, tenderly wipes his brow and sticks on kettle for another Lemsip for the poor wee soul*
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:14 PM
how does anal sex compare on the pain scale?
if there are any women who have had 10 inches or more inside their "other hole", is that more or less painful? :conf:
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::jo ker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::jok er::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joke r:
Roy Mars III
04-10-2011, 02:14 PM
how does anal sex compare on the pain scale?
if there are any women who have had 10 inches or more inside their "other hole", is that more or less painful? :conf:
haha, what?
But we men have to put up with man flu :nono:
Edit - that would be more relevant if it was two posts up :laugh:
Kazanne
04-10-2011, 02:14 PM
:bored:
:joker::joker::joker::joker:that smilie made me giggle,dont know why,but its still making me laugh:joker::joker:
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:15 PM
"Their other hole" is my favourite new expression :lovedup:
Kazanne
04-10-2011, 02:16 PM
:bored:
me thinks Grimnir is getting 'off' on this:joker::joker::joker:
InOne
04-10-2011, 02:17 PM
how does anal sex compare on the pain scale?
if there are any women who have had 10 inches or more inside their "other hole", is that more or less painful? :conf:
I'm sure none of these women have ever done anal, they're all :angel:
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 02:18 PM
length is not the same as breadth - clearly you have no idea what you are talking about.
:idc:
obviously,
i am not female, have never given birth and never had 10 inches up my bum
so that is why i am asking :tongue:
some women HAVE
and I was wondering how the pain compares in each case?
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:19 PM
So basically you're asking how many female members have had anal sex? :laugh3:
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:20 PM
obviously,
i am not female, have never given birth and never had 10 inches up my bum
so that is why i am asking :tongue:
some women HAVE
and I was wondering how the pain compares in each case?
Why don't you do some research on it then and you can report back and tell us on a scale of 1-10 how painful it is? :idc:
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 02:21 PM
So basically you're asking how many female members have had anal sex? :laugh3:
:whistle:
i just enjoy debating
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:21 PM
me thinks Grimnir is getting 'off' on this:joker::joker::joker:
I think you might be right, from Child birth to anal.....interesting angle
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:22 PM
Grimmir, the chances are only male members have had up their bum and they can't compare it to childbirth.
Benjamin
04-10-2011, 02:23 PM
anal sex isn't painful. :suspect:
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:26 PM
anal sex isn't painful. :suspect:
If you have it so often your ass gets stretched then I guess you're right. :idc:
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 02:28 PM
Grimmir, the chances are only male members have had up their bum and they can't compare it to childbirth.
surely there must be at least ONE
maybe they were at the sink one night washing the pots and pans, boyfriend or hubby came home from work feeling randy, lifted their apron and took them from behind.....
no? never?
Chuck
04-10-2011, 02:29 PM
:laugh3: I hope this thread isn't locked by the time I get home.
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:30 PM
:laugh3: I hope this thread isn't locked by the time I get home.
Well it's getting close.........it's definitely going to be moved out of serious debates, that's for sure!
Roy Mars III
04-10-2011, 02:32 PM
surely there must be at least ONE
maybe they were at the sink one night washing the pots and pans, boyfriend or hubby came home from work feeling randy, lifted their apron and took them from behind.....
no? never?
I think you've watching a little too much porn, mate.
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:32 PM
obviously,
i am not female, have never given birth and never had 10 inches up my bum
so that is why i am asking :tongue:
some women HAVE
and I was wondering how the pain compares in each case?
If you don't know the different between length and breadth...... I fear for you.
Benjamin
04-10-2011, 02:33 PM
Well it's getting close.........it's definitely going to be moved out of serious debates, that's for sure!
Are you saying anal isn't a serious topic? Have you tried it? :hmph:
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:34 PM
Are you saying anal isn't a serious topic? Have you tried it? :hmph:
:idc:
Benjamin
04-10-2011, 02:38 PM
:idc:
That's a yes then. :evilgrin:
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:39 PM
That's a yes then. :evilgrin:
haha, that's a "I draw the line at discussing my sex life on a forum" then :idc:
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 02:41 PM
i bet gerard butler enjoys the other hole sometimes
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 02:44 PM
i bet gerard butler enjoys the other hole sometimes
:suspect: In or out though?
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 02:50 PM
Are you saying anal isn't a serious topic? Have you tried it? :hmph:
some on here might be happy to discuss their sex lives ...... some are a bit more dignified.
;)
lostalex
04-10-2011, 03:14 PM
It's been proven over an over again that women have a higher threshhold of pain than men, and more recently it's been shown that men also have weaker immune systems and get sick more often and for longer periods of time. Also, Women live longer.
All evidence points to the fact that WOMEN are stronger than MEN.
brian3
04-10-2011, 03:18 PM
Is the pain during childbirth really THAT bad?
Could men take the pain more easily?
Sure, it probably does hurt somewhat, but is it excruciating?
Think of girls on a rollercoaster...they all scream.....why?
Are they over exaggerating their fear?
Guys don't scream like a banshee do they
What about women who are into bondage and S&M, can they handle the pain better?
How about the "period", is that over exaggerated too? Maybe its just used as an excuse to be angry and vent steam to their partners
Does culture have any relevance? Do some cultures feel the pain more than others or is it universal?
every person is different. Some people exaggerate about things, some dont. Depends on different situations
Kazanne
04-10-2011, 03:21 PM
Some things are personal,not all of us want to broadcast our sex lives,are you a mate of Jays,LOL,go get some of your own then you will find out
brian3
04-10-2011, 03:21 PM
Men can't even handle a cold,. let alone a childbirth.
and next on stand up comedy 101. The washing machine always eats 1 sock
arista
04-10-2011, 03:53 PM
Is the pain during childbirth really THAT bad?
Could men take the pain more easily?
Sure, it probably does hurt somewhat, but is it excruciating?
Think of girls on a rollercoaster...they all scream.....why?
Are they over exaggerating their fear?
Guys don't scream like a banshee do they
What about women who are into bondage and S&M, can they handle the pain better?
How about the "period", is that over exaggerated too? Maybe its just used as an excuse to be angry and vent steam to their partners
Does culture have any relevance? Do some cultures feel the pain more than others or is it universal?
Yes and the women that are Stressed at birth time , can get the Pain 50 times more.
Having a baby in water is best.
Life In The City.
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 03:55 PM
It's been proven over an over again that women have a higher threshhold of pain than men, and more recently it's been shown that men also have weaker immune systems and get sick more often and for longer periods of time. Also, Women live longer.
All evidence points to the fact that WOMEN are stronger than MEN.
*Faints*
You are 100% correct. It HAS been proven over and over again.
arista
04-10-2011, 03:59 PM
*Faints*
You are 100% correct. It HAS been proven over and over again.
They may live longer
but can not serve on our Front Line Army
Thats a Mans Job.
Roy Mars III
04-10-2011, 04:00 PM
:joker:
They may live longer
but can not serve on our Front Line Army
Thats a Mans Job.
:laugh2:
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 04:03 PM
This thread is hilarious :laugh:
Sam:)
04-10-2011, 04:12 PM
ewwh Im having flashbacks of my mam telling me I tore from her V to her A!
My Science Teacher told us its not much worse than pulling muscles
arista
04-10-2011, 04:16 PM
ewwh Im having flashbacks of my mam telling me I tore from her V to her A!
My Science Teacher told us its not much worse than pulling muscles
http://greghowley.com/images/blog_pics/790_v.jpg
Vicky.
04-10-2011, 04:18 PM
Imagine S**tting a watermelon, while having agonizing stomach cramps. Also imagine that whilst s**tting the watermelon, it tears your arsehole wide open...
Niamh.
04-10-2011, 04:20 PM
ewwh Im having flashbacks of my mam telling me I tore from her V to her A!
My Science Teacher told us its not much worse than pulling muscles
I'm guessing your science teacher never had a baby then? Or else had a section :joker:
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 04:31 PM
ewwh Im having flashbacks of my mam telling me I tore from her V to her A!
My Science Teacher told us its not much worse than pulling muscles
When were you told this: in Primary 1 or Primary 2? Teachers aren't into scaring the young kiddiewinkies at such a tender age.
InOne
04-10-2011, 04:32 PM
They may live longer
but can not serve on our Front Line Army
Thats a Mans Job.
:joker:
:worship:
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 04:32 PM
i remember reading once that the reason women suffer pain in childbirth is because we became erect
if women still went around on all fours the pain would be a lot less
Vicky.
04-10-2011, 04:34 PM
i remember reading once that the reason women suffer pain in childbirth is because we became erect
if women still went around on all fours the pain would be a lot less
I actually burst out laughing at the randomness of this comment :D
i remember reading once that the reason women suffer pain in childbirth is because we became erect
if women still went around on all fours the pain would be a lot less
It's certainly true if men didn't become erect, women wouldn't have to go through childbirth
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 04:36 PM
i remember reading once that the reason women suffer pain in childbirth is because we became erect
if women still went around on all fours the pain would be a lot less
Ach don't be so bloody stupid. If we went around on all fours, how the hell are we meant to reach the cooker.
Pfft... men. They really never think of the practicalites of life.
Photon
04-10-2011, 04:44 PM
Well it depends on what you're talking about. For example, when discussing sex, men have been found to over exaggerate their number of partners, sexual encounters, etc. Women do the exact opposite. This issue is also why men were long considered to account for the vast majority of adulterers. Though, thanks to society slowly deciding that sex isn't the root of all evil, more women are confident about their sexuality and such studies are becoming slightly more even as time goes on. Awww yeah
Well it depends on what you're talking about. For example, when discussing sex, men have been found to over exaggerate their number of partners, sexual encounters, etc. Women do the exact opposite. This issue is also why men were long considered to account for the vast majority of adulterers. Though, thanks to society slowly deciding that sex isn't the root of all evil, more women are confident about their sexuality and such studies are becoming slightly more even as time goes on. Awww yeah
Ah yes, the Rule of Three
arista
04-10-2011, 07:00 PM
Imagine S**tting a watermelon, while having agonizing stomach cramps. Also imagine that whilst s**tting the watermelon, it tears your arsehole wide open...
Thats why having a baby in water is best.
Vicky.
04-10-2011, 07:05 PM
Thats why having a baby in water is best.
Yes its meant to help a lot.
But at the end of the day, its still...s**tting a watermelon basically. Water or no water :p
arista
04-10-2011, 07:09 PM
Yes its meant to help a lot.
But at the end of the day, its still...s**tting a watermelon basically. Water or no water :p
How do you know
have you had one in Water?
with respect
I'm pretty sure anyone would complain if they had to wait for their vagina to stretch to 10 cm's wide, push out a 7lb baby and then go through the after birth.
The head of a baby is designed to squash down and then 'fix' itself when it comes out
Vicky.
04-10-2011, 07:15 PM
How do you know
have you had one in Water?
with respect
Nope, never had one full stop :p
Have heard stories though, and apparently waterbirths are quicker and less painful :suspect:
Vicky.
04-10-2011, 07:17 PM
The head of a baby is designed to squash down and then 'fix' itself when it comes out
Even so, its something large coming out of something very small (in most cases :laugh2: )
And is the reason you said above also the reason why babies heads are always oddly soft? I always thought they had the soft spot because their skulls just hadnt formed properly yet.
Even so, its something large coming out of something very small (in most cases :laugh2: )
And is the reason you said above also the reason why babies heads are always oddly soft? I always thought they had the soft spot because their skulls just hadnt formed properly yet.
Its the same point, a skull doesn't set until a baby is outside so it squashes when it comes out. Its why people can get deformed heads if they come out in a weird way or why some people get cone heads when their mum needs help from a hoover :joker:
Smithy
04-10-2011, 07:22 PM
yes. yes they do
Ninastar
04-10-2011, 07:27 PM
The head of a baby is designed to squash down and then 'fix' itself when it comes out
So? you're still pushing out a bag of bones at the end of the day
So? you're still pushing out a bag of bones at the end of the day
But its probably just like doing a massive poo
Pyramid*
04-10-2011, 07:35 PM
So? you're still pushing out a bag of bones at the end of the day
this doesn't look like any newborn baby I've ever seen....
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/1297919345_013fd1d659.jpg
Ninastar
04-10-2011, 07:36 PM
yeah and most think that's not actually the most painful part, the labour is
Grimnir
04-10-2011, 07:36 PM
i read somewhere once that humans went through an almost amphibious phase of evolution several million years ago
they started to spend a lot of time in lakes and swamps, to escape the many predators roaming africa
and it was during this time that our ancestors first stood erect, because they had to always keep their head above water/marshland
so maybe back then millions of years ago, the women gave birth under water
pregnant women back then would probably be like chubby hippos
pregnant women back then would probably be like chubby hippos
"back then"? :joker:
Ninastar
04-10-2011, 07:38 PM
this doesn't look like any newborn baby I've ever seen....
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/1297919345_013fd1d659.jpg
you know what i mean though :nono:
Beastie
05-10-2011, 12:41 AM
I would love children in the future. Terrified of actually getting pregnant and giving birth though. Suppose if I really want them I would do anything. PUSH PUSH PUSH! lol
I will make sure I will get plenty of sex to widen my vagina hole in time of getting pregnant/giving birth.
Sorry to be graphic. lol
Chuck
05-10-2011, 01:38 AM
I will make sure I will get plenty of sex to widen my vagina hole in time of getting pregnant/giving birth.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
I would love children in the future. Terrified of actually getting pregnant and giving birth though. Suppose if I really want them I would do anything. PUSH PUSH PUSH! lol
I will make sure I will get plenty of sex to widen my vagina hole in time of getting pregnant/giving birth.
Sorry to be graphic. lol
Get a C section then, and you won't have a bucket afterwards either
But if you want to stretch it you should take up fisting
edit: unfortunate turn of phrase ^ :laugh2:
Redway
06-10-2011, 04:15 PM
Who doesn't?
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