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dogs
03-06-2006, 10:18 PM
Hi there this game or more or less for football fans.
please put the name of the team you think is gonig to win the world cup eg if you think england are gonig to win just put england down i will start off ok


Brazil:dance:

Mike
03-06-2006, 10:20 PM
England - got to be positive.

THE_JUNK_MAN
03-06-2006, 10:20 PM
Like to win= England

Going to win= Brazil

BigSister
03-06-2006, 10:23 PM
I think England we have to win it one year or if not us possibly Portugal or Holland. Brazil never do well in European countries

Siouxsie
03-06-2006, 11:52 PM
Italy for me (SExy Football):devil:

dogs
04-06-2006, 04:08 PM
England will get to the semi finals i think.
But Brazil will win the world cup.

xWee-Babezx
04-06-2006, 04:08 PM
I take it Brazil are the best?

dogs
04-06-2006, 04:10 PM
Yeh they are. Got the best player in the world.

xWee-Babezx
04-06-2006, 04:10 PM
Whats he called

dogs
04-06-2006, 04:12 PM
Cant say his name but he has very big tooh

xWee-Babezx
04-06-2006, 04:12 PM
Do you mean you cant spell it?

dogs
04-06-2006, 04:19 PM
yeh what was the last football match you watch.

xWee-Babezx
04-06-2006, 04:20 PM
A celtic vs rangers 1

i hate football

dogs
04-06-2006, 04:28 PM
Why

xWee-Babezx
04-06-2006, 04:28 PM
Its boring lol

dogs
04-06-2006, 04:29 PM
what sports do you like?

xWee-Babezx
04-06-2006, 04:36 PM
None:hugesmile:

THE_JUNK_MAN
05-06-2006, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by dogs
what sports do you like?

Football,golf,wrestling,boxing,sex :laugh:

Slartibartfast
05-06-2006, 11:44 AM
I got Italy in the draw in my work and I have a bet on Argentina, so I'll be happy if either win.

Siouxsie
05-06-2006, 03:32 PM
im going for italy

Tanser_Man
06-06-2006, 01:02 PM
England!

Jay
06-06-2006, 01:04 PM
England if all our best players are not injured.

InTheHood
06-06-2006, 03:47 PM
Holland :tongue:

THE_JUNK_MAN
06-06-2006, 08:07 PM
Ive changed my mind.....I going for England :thumbs:



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Slartibartfast
08-06-2006, 10:51 AM
I thought this was worth a laugh:

BBC World Cup Guidelines for commentary team.

1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa
Rica), the commentator must mention England.

2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have
to be mentioned within the first minute.

3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some
point in the match if England play Argentina.

4 - Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be
made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net.

5 - Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be
mentioned approximately 20 times.

6 - 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4
or 5 occasions for matches not involving England.

7 - Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the
commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966.

8 - When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant
by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their
style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing
ability.

9 - Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill,
Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966.

10 - All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer
to England as "we" and "us".

11 - We must ensure that nationlistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of
course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory
Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The
Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best
players play in England.

12 - For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players
that are playing in England. (eg - Holland v Argentina should be
referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo).

13 - The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as
possible.

14 - Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England
Expects."

15 - Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss
of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory.

16 - If in doubt, mention 1966.

17 - Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise
that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football
since 1966.

18 - Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth
Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966.

19 - Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and
Bobby Charlton should be mentioned.

20 - When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that
it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.

~!S.E.X.Y=Mikey!~
08-06-2006, 11:02 AM
Argentina or Holland i think will win it!

THE_JUNK_MAN
08-06-2006, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Slartibartfast
I thought this was worth a laugh:

BBC World Cup Guidelines for commentary team.

1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa
Rica), the commentator must mention England.

2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have
to be mentioned within the first minute.

3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some
point in the match if England play Argentina.

4 - Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be
made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net.

5 - Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be
mentioned approximately 20 times.

6 - 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4
or 5 occasions for matches not involving England.

7 - Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the
commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966.

8 - When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant
by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their
style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing
ability.

9 - Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill,
Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966.

10 - All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer
to England as "we" and "us".

11 - We must ensure that nationlistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of
course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory
Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The
Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best
players play in England.

12 - For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players
that are playing in England. (eg - Holland v Argentina should be
referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo).

13 - The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as
possible.

14 - Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England
Expects."

15 - Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss
of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory.

16 - If in doubt, mention 1966.

17 - Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise
that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football
since 1966.

18 - Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth
Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966.

19 - Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and
Bobby Charlton should be mentioned.

20 - When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that
it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.

Classic...were did you find that????

Slartibartfast
08-06-2006, 02:20 PM
Someone sent me it in an email, it's making the rounds in our work at the moment! I have no idea where it originated from :conf:

THE_JUNK_MAN
08-06-2006, 02:32 PM
I see....:thumbs:

James
09-06-2006, 06:15 PM
World Cup Guidelines for commentary team.....


So very true.

Siouxsie
11-06-2006, 03:14 PM
:hello::hello: