The Dicky and Dolly Dilemma Thread!

[Kate!]

GREETINGS TIBBSTERS AND TIBETTES

Welcome to Dicky and Dolly's Dilemma's Thread.

This thread is intended to be a humorous "take" on the type of Agony Aunt/Uncle columns you see in newspapers and magazines all the time.

Please send in your "problems" (make them up) and we shall "advise" you to the best of our comedic abilities. We hope it makes you laugh, that's the goal!

Please address us as "Dear Dicky* and /or Dolly*, must be professional doncha know ;)


(aka Black Dagger and *Kate*)

[Chuck]

:laugh2: great idea

[Kate!]

:laugh2: great idea

thanks Chuck ;)

[Black Dagger]

:laugh2: great idea

Thank's Chuck... D&D aim to please ;).

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Okay........

[Kate!]

Don't be shy people, tell us your woes? :D

[Ramsay]

My pubes are itchy

[Ninastar]

my legs are broken

[Niamh.]

Not again Karl :idc:

[Ramsay]

Not again Karl :idc:

:joker:

[Kate!]

My pubes are itchy

Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!

[Kate!]

my legs are broken

Stop playing those role play sex games, some positions are not meant to be achieved.

[Black Dagger]

Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!

:joker: Oh Dolly, I think he's definitely got the message.

[Chuck]

is having a curvy penis an issue?

[Kate!]

is having a curvy penis an issue?

only if you get complaints ;)

[Chuck]

and if they don't want to sound rude to say such a thing and just don't call me back?

[Kate!]

Dicky, can you answer this one please, I think we need a male perspective.

[Chuck]

Im actually really wondering if Karl's pubes are itchy. D:

[Black Dagger]

and if they don't want to sound rude to say such a thing and just don't call me back?

Ah the whole... why won't they ring me dilemma, Dicky thinks you should just move on, if he doesn't want anything to do with you, just don't care... you should be proud of your penis. Don't let it come between a potential partner.

[Chuck]

you should be proud of your penis. .

:laugh3:

I wonder if it feels uncomfortable or something. :"(

I'll stop pretending you are Sue Johanson now. lol

[Black Dagger]

:laugh3:

I wonder if it feels uncomfortable or something. :"(

I'll stop pretending you are Sue Johanson now. lol

Unless he screams, it's not uncomfortable ;).

[Chuck]

omgz I thought they were screams of pleasure. :"(

[GypsyGoth]

my legs are broken

Stop playing those role play sex games, some positions are not meant to be achieved.

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

omgz I thought they were screams of pleasure. :"(

Well now you know better :devil:

[arista]

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

[Kate!]

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

Watch Vanessa Feltz in the Big Brother House on repeat, if that doesn't work you will have to wear loose trousers for the rest of your life.

[arista]

Watch Vanessa Feltz in the Big Brother House on repeat, if that doesn't work you will have to wear loose trousers for the rest of your life.


Thanks Dolly
that worked

[Kate!]

Thanks Dolly
that worked

I thought that would do the trick - Vanessa is enough to turn anyone off.

[Jordan.]

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

Thanks Dolly
that worked

:joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

I thought that would do the trick - Vanessa is enough to turn anyone off.

She's the reason I realised I liked boys, her or Josie Gibson, can't remember which ;)

[Benjamin]

I have a dilemma, I hate both of you, what should I do? :idc:

[Black Dagger]

I have a dilemma, I hate both of you, what should I do? :idc:

Learn to love us, because we are staying put... :idc:

[Benjamin]

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

I did not expect to be reading that from you! :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Learn to love us, because we are staying put... :idc:

:hmph:

[Kate!]

I have a dilemma, I hate both of you, what should I do? :idc:

Stop telling lies Benjamin, you know you love us both really. If you continue with this your nose will grow very long and you will have trouble getting through doors and stuff, everyone will point and laugh at you in the street and your life will be ruined.

Besides, I thought you loved a bit of "Dicky"!! :devil: