Craziest/most stupid thing you've done while drunk?

[Kerry]

or under an influence

So?? Spill!

[Tom]

Jumped off a bridge and into a canal (the white one) and then took my tshirt off and god knows where that ended up, and had to walk home like that :blush2:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_43hqUflUfGc/SuFlQgypdEI/AAAAAAAACPk/iXkwCG2Tssk/s400/manchester-ashton+025.JPG

[Niamh.]

Kerry you're supposed to start the ball rolling by telling your own story :nono:

and that was a silly thing to do Tom

[Tom]

Kerry you're suppose to start the ball rolling by telling your own story :nono:

and that was a silly thing to do Tom

I know, I used to think I was invincible when I'm drunk, in fact I still do

Somehow my phone survived with just a little bit of water damage to the screen

[Chuck]

lmao Tom

I'm not sure about this tbh, I usually get really really drunk when I go out but I never lose control, I'm always the only one in condition to inform the taxi driver the correct address etc lol

But yes, I've woken up in weird places, I've passed out at the train station, I've vomited on my friends hair and the next day they looked like they had dreadlocks :yuk:, I've lost money, documents etc and many other things I'm sure many other people have done as well. :hmph:

Maybe the craziest thing was deciding to go to a party in Rio after going to a club with my friends at 8am, not telling my family and sleeping on the beach all day long trying to get rid of the hangover whilst getting my sleep interrupted by the police asking if I wanted to go to the hospital lol. I left my house at 23:00 friday and got home on sunday afternoon. My whole family was mad at me because my phone's battery had runned out and they did not know where I was or even if I was dead or alive.

[Kate!]

Me and some friends once decided it would be a good idea(!) to go to the park at 3.30 in the morning, after being out since 2pm the previous afternoon as it was someone's birthday, and go on the roundabouts and swings. I fell off a swing and grazed my arm and and leg on my left side really badly, only felt it the next day though.

[Chuck]

Swingers Party for Kate :evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

Swingers Party for Kate :evilgrin:

:laugh2:

[fruit_cake]

OMG I read that and thought Kate had been in a swingers party lol

[Smithy]

wasnt there a thread like this before :suspect:

I remember vicky posted about half a dozen stories :suspect:

[Kate!]

Swingers Party for Kate :evilgrin:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ellen]

Badly needed a wee on the way back from the pub so decided to hide behind a two foot wall while my mate kept look out, unfortunatly unbeknown to me there was a six foot drop on the other side! Sprained both me ankles and my mate had to get help from a passing motorist! :blush:

[Niamh.]

Badly needed a wee on the way back from the pub so decided to hide behind a two foot wall while my mate kept look out, unfortunatly unbeknown to me there was a six foot drop on the other side! Sprained both me ankles and my mate had to get help from a passing motorist! :blush:

Ouch! :shocked:

[Chuck]

^^ lol

[Ellen]

Definatly ouch & had to wait for me wee! lol

[Black Dagger]

Ooooh god an under-age drinker here... I was at a friends Halloween party... and got rather drunk and played Just Dance III... we soon got bored and I ended up going to Burger King repeatedly ordering a Big Mac (I don't even like them) despite the staff telling me only McDonalds sell them... my friends soon escorted me out xD.

[Niamh.]

Definatly ouch & had to wait for me wee! lol

Weeing under the influence can be a hazardous business :laugh:

[Ellen]

Well i certainly dont throw myself over walls in the dark anymore! haha

[Tom]

Weeing under the influence can be a hazardous business :laugh:

One of my mates went to an underground club doorway (down some stairs) and had a wee there. she didn't realise that although noone was about, the club was still open and someone opened the door and she got knocked out of the way mid-stream :laugh3:

Having a willy is no better when weeing when under the influence because when you're in a club toilet theres always one idiot that will somehow get a bit of piss on you when you're stood next to them :bored:

[Chuck]

My friend pissed in a Starbucks cup on the tube once on the way home from the club, too much beer. :bored:

[bbfan1991]

I threw up in the corner of a nightclub, relieveD the bouncers didn't see me or I would have been thrown out:joker:. I tend to be careful now in what I drink LOL!:D

[Vicky.]

Instead of typing it all out again(as its quite shameful) I will just refer you to my post in a similar thread http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4031749&postcount=5 ( :bored: )

[Chuck]

Vicky's life :worship:

[Shaun]

hmm. falling into a plantpot and losing half of my tooth (and also breaking my camera and scarring my elbow).

most stupid though...I'm not saying :(

[Ninastar]

hmm. falling into a plantpot and losing half of my tooth (and also breaking my camera and scarring my elbow).

most stupid though...I'm not saying :(

made babies with someone?

[Tom]

I threw up in the corner of a nightclub, relieveD the bouncers didn't see me or I would have been thrown out:joker:. I tend to be careful now in what I drink LOL!:D

I threw up on the bar after a Jagerbomb followed by a line of shots :idc: It was the sambuca one that did it, I really can't stomach that stuff and I'm not a lightweight by any stretch

Didn't get kicked out, but haven't been back since!

[Livia]

I regularly rode a motorbike illegally fast after drinking... I was young and stupid and it was before I lost a friend in a motorcycle accident. If I drive now I don't drink at all.

[Strictly Jake]

The most funny night I have had while drunk round town was, before I went I drank a huge bottle of strongbow through a straw. Then my mate gave us a lift into town. The car was full. We had music on really loud and were stood up with our heads out of the sunroof singing really loudly bearing in mind this was a freezing cold night it was dark and there was traffic around. And yeah I was drunk even before I got into town. Once I got there I drank a pitcher then ended up chatting up two fat birds who I dont have any recollection of but my mate told me. To this day im ashamed of that haha. Anyway the night went on. Drank loads more. Talked to lots of strangers. Did lots of dancing. Got my bum pinched by an old man. Haha. Then went in a big club got lost and ended up going into the staff room there and got thrown out. Woke up in the morning me and my mate strolled around the streets very hungover looking for doughnuts with our hoodies on. I got back looked in the mirror for the first time that day. There was glowpaint all over my face and rude words lol. No wonder I got strange looks. Will never get like that again though. Im a good boy now. . .

[Crimson Dynamo]

i did this chinese girl

that was crazy, her thing was horizontal and not vertical

[hannah.]

walked to the pub my bf was working in, fell asleep under a table that had people sitting at it and then projectile vommed over the bar

written my name in white paint 5 minutes walk from my work (did it with my hand)

fell asleep at a bus stop at 1 in the afternoon

theres loads more i'll try and think

[Boothy]

I woke up in someone's back garden before.

I still, to this day, don't know how I got there or why I thought it would be a good idea. Had about 30 texts/missed calls from mates wondering where I was.