Alan Carr; Chatty Man - Tonight 10pm Rhod Gilbert, Paul O'Grady and Noel Gallagher

[Smithy]

@ 10pm with Matt Cardle, Nicole Schertzinger and someone else I can't remember

-looks up-

[Smithy]

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

[Black Dagger]

Thank god for this, it will cheer me up after that awful B2 on the X Factor and hearing they'll be no Florence =(.

[Doogle]

Horrible guests :yuk:

[Smithy]

:amazed:

[Tom]

Nicole Scherzinger drinking blue WKD :laugh3:

[Smithy]

omfg :laugh2:

[Jords]

:amazed:

I have to wait until +1 because my mum wants to watch Secret Millionaire on +1 :/

[Kerry]

Missed Nicole (small mercies). Great show :)

[Smithy]

Apparently

Other guests confirmed for the series are Lee Evans, Britney Spears, Ricky Gervais, Lady Gaga and Peter Kay.

:amazed:

[Jords]

All the guests were good! Alan is bloody hilarious :laugh2:

[Jords]

Apparently



:amazed:

:worship:

[Kerry]

Plug the Xmas DVD's market :joker:

[Smithy]

Mary J Blige Dermot O' Leary Westlife, David Walliams & the saturdays tonight

[LaLaLand]

Mary J <3

[CharlieO]

WHY!!!!!! (do I have to miss this)

I hate school, I may as well be in BB.

[Benji10uk]

What a great Show tonight! Was SO funny! Roll on the rest of the series!

[Smithy]

watching on +1 now :D

[Kerry]

Loved them getting sloshed :joker:

[Jords]

Great show :joker:

[Smithy]

x factor judges are on rn

lmfao

[Locke.]

Gary and Louis have just destroyed that strictly judge :joker:

[Smithy]

So yes, it was drugs :joker:

[Jordan.]

Kelly didn't sound very convincing about returning next year :joker:

[Jords]

Louis :joker:

What a legend.

[Smithy]

dy'all call each other n'dubbers?

:laugh3: kelly :love:

[Locke.]

Can't wait to hear Louis sing

[Smithy]

ew gary get the **** out

[Smithy]

ahhhh

[Jordan.]

D:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

GaGa

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luf5eeStUz1r1uzhr.gif

[Kerry]

Just watched it. No Louis rap :sad:

[RichardWells]

That had to be the funniest episode so far on Sunday.

I was roaring with laughter at Alan, he really is so funny.

[Smithy]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376929_10150961515570574_200587710573_22011955_675 993580_n.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lus8noGn8n1qk62cm.gif

[Locke.]

Just heard Gaga will be cut from the show and replaced with One Direction

[Jords]

I was mad when they cut Louis, LOL!

[Smithy]

Just heard Gaga will be cut from the show and replaced with One Direction

Just heard scott took a **** in your mouth


dirty bastard :nono:

[Jords]

:laugh3:

[Locke.]

Must have misheard Locke for Pyramid, I've heard she's into that sort of thing

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/YFmzQ.gif

[Jords]

Gaga :joker:

[Doogle]

When she started hitting the chicken I fell off the bed laughing :laugh3:

[Jords]

Cooking with Gaga :laugh2: Alan was trashed, LOL!

That version of MTN was sooooooo good.

[Smithy]

Alan was so funny drunk and I need that performance in my iTunes :bawling:

[Kerry]

Just been watching Peter Kay on it :laugh2:

[Smithy]

omfg that giant lavae ewwwwwwwwwww

[Kerry]

omfg that giant lavae ewwwwwwwwwww

I've just seen it. I honestly nearly lost my stomach all over the floor

[Tom]

Great show last night, Alan (like Graham Norton) always manages to get the best out of his guests even if you don't particularly like them. I found myself liking the One Direction interview :crazy:

Lee Evans had me creased up though especially when Alan offered him food so he stole put the coffee table over himself on the couch :laugh2:

The lavae bit I could handle until it all shot out! I was eating at the time as well :bawling:

[Kerry]

Hilarious tonight. I didn't think I'd enjoy it. The Strictly judges were brilliant :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Alesha Dixon was so funny:laugh2:. Craig Revel Horwood and Bruno Tonioli always amuse me which is why I enjoy SCD!:D

[bbfan1991]

I love drunk Alesha:D, bet she is a blast on a night out.

[Kerry]

I love drunk Alesha:D, bet she is a blast on a night out.

You certainly wouldn't lose her with that laugh :laugh:

[bbfan1991]

She can't help it, can understand why some find it annoying:D.

[Jords]

Alesha and Bruno :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Kerry]

She can't help it, can understand why some find it annoying:D.

Nah it's funny. If you wanna laugh, laugh and be proud :D

[bbfan1991]

OMG the Argentinian version of SCD is pure FILTH:p:eek:.

[Kerry]

OMG the Argentinian version of SCD is pure FILTH:p:eek:.

I was just about to type the very same thing! Mucky pups!!!!! :shocked: :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Nah it's funny. If you wanna laugh, laugh and be proud :D

True, who cares what other people think;).

[Smithy]

back tonight :amazed:

[Smithy]

And the line up for the next two shows

4 May 2012 : Eddie Izzard, David Walliams, Amanda Holden, Spencer Matthews, Millie Mackintosh, Ollie Locke, Francesca Hull, Jamie Laing, and The Gossip The Gossip performed "Perfect World"
11 May 2012: Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya, Ray Winstone, Philip Schofield, Holly Willoughby, and Rebecca Ferguson

:amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Mrluvaluva]

He was on This Morning yesterday talking about the show and taking the piss out of Tulisa. Was very funny. :joker:

[Smithy]

on now :D

[Smithy]

omg :joker: :joker:

[Jordan.]

The car will seat 5 adults or 42 Victoria Beckhams :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Didn't one of them just give birth :shocked:

[Smithy]

yeah the one on the right

[GypsyGoth]

yeah the one on the right

That's crazy they way she got her figure back this soon.

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Harry!]

Only watching this because of Tuslia.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

lmao I wonder if he actually kissed a girl

[Smithy]

his face :joker:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

omfg

[GypsyGoth]

They should do more shows together :D

[Smithy]

-is watching graham norton now; then flipping back on +1 after it finishes-

[GypsyGoth]

It's good to see her :D

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

lmao

[GypsyGoth]

Did you see there is a show about urban foxes Caitlin?

[GypsyGoth]

Awww, that guy who released it was a jerk.

[Ninastar]

Did you see there is a show about urban foxes Caitlin?

yes!!!

[GypsyGoth]

I think she handled it the best way she probably could.

[GypsyGoth]

:love:

[Marsh.]

I think she handled it the best way she probably could.

She handles them very well judging by the video.

[Ninastar]

^LOL

but this was hilarious

[GypsyGoth]

She handles them very well judging by the video.

:laugh2:

[Jords]

:amazed: :amazed:

Missed Alan!!

Didnt think much of The Sats tbh, Jimmy and Tulisa were great though. I like how Tulisa spoke out even though she was obvious still uncomfortable. Great girl.

[Smithy]

on in 10 :D

[GypsyGoth]

I've never watched that show.

[Smithy]

me either, it's like a cheap towie (idk how you can be cheaper than towie but it is)

[Smithy]

omg the posh guy on the left :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

I feel sorry for people that posh.

[Jordan.]

Made In Chelsea cast were funny guests

[Smithy]

27 marathons in 27 days :o

[Jordan.]

Good line up tonight

Sacha Baron Cohen as The Dictator (:worship:)
Ray Winstone
Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield
Rebecca Ferguson - Performing

[Jords]

omg the posh guy on the left :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:



Is Rebecca getting an interview?

[Jordan.]

I doubt it the performer never does, he might ask her about her leg :suspect:

[Harry!]

Watching because of Sacha Baron Cohen, I really want to see the film!

[Smithy]

-Will have to watch on +1; is so excited for becca-

[Jordan.]

I doubt it the performer never does, he might ask her about her leg :suspect:

:pipe:

[Smithy]

she was really good :love:

[Jords]

Ray was hilarious loved the bants with Alan!

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nelly Furtado next week :amazed:
And Kim Kardashian. Should be interesting. By the way is this her first UK chat show appearance?

[arista]

Just watched it
the Dictator
saying how the Bloated BBC banned him.
So glad he was on Ch4HD.


His Gold gun
like gadaffi.



the BBC are Fools to Ban him

[arista]

Watching because of Sacha Baron Cohen, I really want to see the film!


yes he has Upset the BBC.



top man

[Callum]

Nelly Furtado next week :amazed:
And Kim Kardashian. Should be interesting. By the way is this her first UK chat show appearance?

No, I'm sure I saw her on Lorraine before. Will be funny to see how she gets along with Alan though. :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Pudsey is on tonight :worship:

[Smithy]

Will.I.Am, Kylie and Michael Mcintyre are on in the next couple of weeks too :D

[Saph]

Kim K :amazed: Nelly :amazed: Pudsey :amazed:

[Smithy]

on now :D

[Smithy]

omg :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Yay Nelly :love:

[GypsyGoth]

I like these two :D

[Smithy]

I like the short one, but Sean Locke is so unfunny :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

I think he's funny half the time.

[Smithy]

claudia you and your dodgy emails :nono:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Firewire]

is it just me who finds jon richardson attractive?

[Smithy]

apparently not according to those messages

[Firewire]

no those messages were for sean who is old ew

[Smithy]

no they weren't they were for jon :suspect:

[Firewire]

no they were for sean they were for the tall one

[GypsyGoth]

I've never watched that show.

[Smithy]

omg no they weren't jons tour is called fanny magnet and he started reading messages that women had sent in, then he read messages sent for shaun

[Firewire]

omg no they weren't jons tour is called fanny magnet and he started reading messages that women had sent in, then he read messages sent for shaun

wat did i miss it

[Callum]

Will.I.Am, Kylie and Michael Mcintyre are on in the next couple of weeks too :D

Also Katy Perry is on the June 1 show :spin:

[Smithy]

wat did i miss it

yeah, you mess :joker:

[Jords]

Dr Christian gay? wat

[Smithy]

old news jords :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I don't see the fascination with Kim at all, I find her and her escapades boring.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Kim! <3__<3

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Callum]

I don't see the fascination with Kim at all, I find her and her escapades boring.

Same, I hate how people like her are famous yet they have no talent.

[Black Dagger]

Dr Christian gay? wat

It wasn't obvious?

[Jords]

Well hes camp but he never came across gay to me LOL

[Jords]

I don't see the fascination with Kim at all, I find her and her escapades boring.

Pretty but dull.

[Smithy]

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

I'd love to throw my shoes at this boring cow.

[Smithy]

she keeps looking at kanye in the audience :joker:

[Callum]

Her voice is so annoying.

[Jords]

Her voice is so annoying.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jordan.]

She isn't that bad :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Kim

http://s-ec.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/23/11/anigif_wanking-daffy-4310-1237820998-46.gif

words can't describe how fit she is

[Marc]

why is a dog on here...

[pudsey not kim]

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Callum]

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

this song is so crap

[GypsyGoth]

this song is so crap

Yep it was pretty bad.

[Braden]

omg, I want to be Kim Kardashian.

[Jords]

Nelly not getting an interview :bawling:

[Saph]

It's a shame Kim is hated so much, she seems like a nice person :/ I wish I was part of the Kardashian family </3 maybe they'll adopt me

Nelly looks like a sexy version of Courtney Cox :D

[InOne]

I think I found the girl with that dog more attractive than Kim

[Jords]

Kim isnt that attractive imo

[Jordan.]

:suspect:

[Smithy]

Michael McIntyre, Kylie Minogue, Little Mix and Kaiser Chiefs tonight

apparently the kaiser chiefs performed I predict a riot :conf2: but thats just what wiki says so im not too sure

[Jords]

Great line-up :amazed:

[Ninastar]

can't wait for little mix!

[Jords]

can't wait for little mix!

:worship:

[Smithy]

an advert just came on then omg kylie looks like a midget

[GypsyGoth]

can't wait for little mix!

:worship:

:worship:

[Smithy]

it's on :D

[Smithy]

wonder if thats their single being played in the background

[Harry!]

Kylie <3

[GypsyGoth]

wonder if thats their single being played in the background

I wish I listened to it now.

[Smithy]

it was

[GypsyGoth]

Does Perrie not drink?

[Smithy]

omfg :laugh2:

[Ninastar]

4 mins behind

omg they so cute

[GypsyGoth]

aww they make a cute couple.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Sam:)]

Tulisa blew me away.... :laugh:

[Smithy]

aww that was so short

[Ninastar]

why so short :sad:

[Jordan.]

I missed Little Mix http://www.gifmix.net/smiley.php?image=annoyed-smilies/29.gif

Did they preview the new song?

[Smithy]

kinda, when they walked down the stairs it was playing just watch on +1

[GypsyGoth]

why so short :sad:

I think because Kylie is later.

[Ninastar]

I think because Kylie is later.

screw her

[GypsyGoth]

screw her

:laugh:

They could have got rid of this guy, he's always on tv.

[Marsh.]

How did McIntyre pull that? Suppose it is true that you can laugh someone down the aisle.

[Jordan.]

kinda, when they walked down the stairs it was playing just watch on +1

:amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

How did McIntyre pull that? Suppose it is true that you can laugh someone down the aisle.

He probably has an attractive bank account also.

[Smithy]

or a really big wang

[GypsyGoth]

or a really big wang

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

:laugh:

They could have got rid of this guy, he's always on tv.

I think so too! He isn't even funny

Lee Evans is better

[Harry!]

Kylie on now, I love her dress.

[GypsyGoth]

I thought he'd chat about her cancer.

[Jordan.]

BB advert D:

[Harry!]

I love the Especially For You video so cute and typically 80's.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

omfg :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

Wasn't this song from like 3 years ago?

[Smithy]

Yeah, but it's a greatest hits album he just said

[Smithy]

apparently something happens with alan and kylie at the end

[Smithy]

omg :joker:

he looked like a gimp

[GypsyGoth]

Yeah, but it's a greatest hits album he just said

Oh I wasn't really listening at the end. I think Little Mix's new song should have closed the show.

Also I don't really get greatest hits albums, why would fans redownload mp3s they already have :shrug:

[GypsyGoth]

omg :joker:

he looked like a gimp

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

sometimes greatest hits have some new songs on, like P!nk have perfect/raise your glass

[Jords]

Michael was hilarious :laugh3:

[Jordan.]

You could hardly hear Little Mixs song :hmph:

[GypsyGoth]

sometimes greatest hits have some new songs on, like P!nk have perfect/raise your glass

Oh, and I guess people who never bought any of their stuff might get a greatest hits.

[Jords]

You could hardly hear Little Mixs song :hmph:

ikr

[Marsh.]

I thought he'd chat about her cancer.

Why would he? She got rid of it years ago and has been on his show numerous times since.

[GypsyGoth]

Why would he? She got rid of it years ago and has been on his show numerous times since.

I just thought he'd mention it and ask how she was doing.

[Harry!]

I'm going to buy Kylie's Greatest Hits on Monday.

[InOne]

Kylie :love:

[Smithy]

missed this coz of work, gonna watch on +1 :D

[GypsyGoth]

It is worth watching for Nicki :D

[Marsh.]

Minaj was so false.

But her English accent wasn't bad, at least she didn't try the posh one like they all do.

[armand.kay]

It is worth watching for Nicki :D
She was flawless :love:

[Smithy]

Her accent was well good

[Me. I Am Salman]

Watching it on +1, loving Nicki & Nicole

[Smithy]

Paloma :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Yea, I really liked her song, I didn't expect to.

[Smithy]

It's a cover, you should go dl the album

[GypsyGoth]

I will later :love:

[Smithy]

you better :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Smithy]

omg this is amazing :love:

[Marsh.]

Lmao, Jamie Oliver licking that dildo. :joker:

[Harry!]

Julia Davis, John Bishop, Rita Ora and Emma Melanie C and Geri tonight.

[Saph]

Spice Girls :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Rita :love:

[Saph]

has mrs bishop been embracing S&M :laugh:

[Saph]

whos on next week?

[Smithy]

Rhod Gilbert, Paul O'Grady and Noel Gallagher

[Marsh.]

She's a good actress/comedian but she's not exactly the best person for a chat show.

[Saph]

Gabrielle :laugh:

[Saph]

I want another Spice reunion D; with a proper album not a greatest hits one

[Saph]

f4Fc7j-2Ykg

[Harry!]

Loving The girls <3

[Saph]

still cant warm to her...

[Harry!]

Rita Ora was fabulous on the show, but what is with that dress?

[InOne]

Noel Gallagher on tonight :amazed:

[Jords]

Alan :love:

[arista]

On Ch4HD now

[InOne]

Noel a legend as always

[arista]

On Now

He has Davina

[Kazanne]

I really like Davina,wish she was back on BB.

[GypsyGoth]

Davina was great :love:

[Marcus.]

yes she was

[GypsyGoth]

I thought it was a really good ep.

[arista]

Tonight at 10PM Ch4HD

Gordon Ramsey
Bliss

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217655


also on tonight
Sir Ian Mckellen
Kylie Minogue
and
Miranda Hart

Last in this Series

[arista]

On Now

[GypsyGoth]

Miranda makes a great guest :worship:

[arista]

Gordon Ramsey