Favourite Simpsons Oner-Liners.

[Stu]

*No talk about how it's **** now*

Well you can extend it to a short series of quotes or something but you know. I just said one liners. I'll get the ball rolling :

"Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead?"

"No, I said he sleeps with the fishes"

[Smithy]

A Mormon? But I'm from Earth!

[Jordan.]

Marge: The plant called and said if you dont come in tomorrow dont bother coming in monday
Homer: Woohoo 4 day weekend!

[Ramsay]

''Everythings coming up Milhouse!''
''Johnny....Johnny!....JOHNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!''

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!

-Edba Krabappel

[Ramsay]

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[Glenn.]

HOMER: 'Wait, I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus, let me out!'
PILOT: 'Sorry, no can do'
HOMER: 'Ohhhh SAVE ME JEBUS!!!

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[Ninastar]

Surprised no one has said Purple Drapes

[Glenn.]

^^^^^^^^^^

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[Glenn.]

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[Glenn.]

Bad quality but

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[Ramsay]

Most of my favourite ones are in spanish on youtube :bawling:

[Jordan.]

NOT LENNY


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[Glenn.]

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Not a one liner as such but still funny.

[seanraff07]

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Always laugh at this

[Iceman]

I See You've Played Knifey, Spoony, Before.