Which is sillier?

[Vicky.]

Poll coming up :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Hurry up bitch!!!

[King Gizzard]

Deffinitely the toaster.

[Novo]

I'll go for the first option in the poll

[Maia]

Fried sweetcorn

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i like threads like this where you have no idea what the poll options will be the title doesnt even give you a clue now im all excited wondering eeeeeee

[Maia]

Waffles are very likeable

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what if somebody broke into vickys house and murdered her and we never got to see the poll options

[Vicky.]

Who edited my poll :joker:

[MTVN]

Who's messing with the poll D:

[Glenn.]

what if somebody broke into vickys house and murdered her and we never got to see the poll options

How devastating would that be? We'd turn into nervous wrecks. :laugh3:

[MTVN]

My vote was removed :cloud:

[Vicky.]

what if somebody broke into vickys house and murdered her and we never got to see the poll options

:laugh3:

[Maia]

My vote was also removed I think :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

Who's messing with the poll D:
The post of a guilty man right there

[Novo]

I think i have just seen a seagull with a human beings arms attached to it.. how bloody bizarre

[Vicky.]

My vote was also removed I think :suspect:

rather than liking waffles you now are partial to a fried egg


(In reality I removed the other extra options because this is in the BB section and BB only posters tend to not 'get' how silly us longer term members can be and may find it confusing)

[Glenn.]

Having a strop about someone else having a strop about someone spending £500 on a birthday present :hmph:

[Samuel.]

:joker:

[Vicky.]

Leave my poll alone :sad:

[Kerry]

PMSL at the poll :laugh2:

Oh thats right cheered me up :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i dont even like fried eggs

[Maia]

Well, whilst I am quite partial to a fried egg or two in the morning, I would like to have been consulted about this before my vote became egg-related.

[Vicky.]

Well, whilst I am quite partial to a fried egg or two in the morning, I would like to have been consulted about this before my vote became egg-related.

Would you prefer me to re-instate the waffle?

Thats quite derogatory to eggs you know :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think waffles contain egg anyway not sure

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.waffle-recipe.com/recipes/how-to-make-waffles/

You will need:
- 2 cups of all purpose flour,
- 2 teaspoons of baking powder,
- some salt (1/2 teaspoon),
- 2 teaspoons of sugar,
- 2 cups of milk,
- 2 eggs

[Novo]

Waffles contain potato

[Maia]

Would you prefer me to re-instate the waffle?

Thats quite derogatory to eggs you know :suspect:

If you could possibly instate marmite on toast instead that would be much appreciated :love:

And it wasn't intended that way, I do like eggs in the morning :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

there are 2 different types of waffle i hate the potato ones the egg ones you can have with chocolate sauce and whipped cream and stuff they are so nice :3

[Glenn.]

This thread is so random :joker:

Fried eggs, Hulk Hogan, Waffles..

[Vicky.]

How offtopic is this now :laugh:

The poll still is BB related I guess though. Might have to delete all the replies tomorrow if people get confused

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://xe0.xanga.com/58fc21f6c0c30174226563/w132548234.jpg

unf

[Vicky.]

If you could possibly instate marmite on toast instead that would be much appreciated :love:

And it wasn't intended that way, I do like eggs in the morning :(
http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/the-bike-shed/Big-Brother-Aaron-diary-room.jpg

[Maia]

Cashier number 3 please!!!

[Vicky.]

Leave my ****ing poll alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vicky.]

/breakdown

[Glenn.]

Imagine if one of them bad boys were flying around and nicked your chips at the seaside :shocked:

[Kate!]

Mollie, don't be eggs-ist! lol.

I like this thread.

I like fried eggs, and I like waffles, but which is better? Only one way to find out!

- awaits someone to say the punchline -

[MTVN]

Mollie, don't be eggs-ist! lol.

I like this thread.

I like fried eggs, and I like waffles, but which is better? Only one way to find out!

- awaits someone to say the punchline -

Cook both of them?

[Benjamin]

I'm too high for this thread. :sad:

[Vicky.]

Nathan, do you promise to leave this alone once I clean it for the BB people? :laugh2:

God, I cant imagine when I was new/only here for BB, logging on to find a thread like this :D

I meant the poll seriously too :suspect:

[Kerry]

Wasn't me. I was eating a crisp sarnage

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Cook both of them?

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

What? :s I've been cooking risotto whilst reading the complete works of Shakespeare for the last hour x

[Glenn.]

Probably the weirdest thread ever.

We've even got Scott giving us a recipe for waffles.

The world's gone mad

[Novo]

Imagine if one of them bad boys were flying around and nicked your chips at the seaside :shocked:

Can imagine Harry at the seaside with his Grandma minding his own business and building sandcastles taking about Aqua and Pete Burns when all off a sudden a swarm of those chernobyl seagulls appear from nowhere and pick him and throw him into the middle of the sea

[Glenn.]

Can imagine Harry at the seaside with his Grandma minding his own business and building sandcastles taking about Aqua and Pete Burns when all off a sudden a swarm of those chernobyl seagulls appear from nowhere and pick him and throw him into the middle of the sea

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

Can imagine Harry at the seaside with his Grandma minding his own business and building sandcastles taking about Aqua and Pete Burns when all off a sudden a swarm of those chernobyl seagulls appear from nowhere and pick him and throw him into the middle of the sea

:laugh3:

[Kerry]

What? :s I've been cooking risotto whilst reading the complete works of Shakespeare for the last hour x

http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/liar.gif

[Maia]

I am not eggsist :hmph: I do love a good old fried egg in the morning

[Vicky.]

Moved to c&g, as I cant bring myself to delete it :laugh:

[Kate!]

Not quite MTVN, but a good idea though. yum!

the punchline is ...

Fight!

which will only make sense if you watch Harry Hills TV Burp. Maybe Harry could be added to the poll? He is rather silly.

[Glenn.]

I really hate fried eggs.

I like any other eggs, just not fried or poached.

[Scotty07]

Washing the saucepan after making some scrambled egg is a pain in the arse. Takes me ages.

[Maia]

The Harbinger

:suspect:

[Glenn.]

Why don't you use a non stick frying pan. Come's off in no time.

-feels like Kim Woodburn-

[King Gizzard]

Washing the saucepan after making some scrambled egg is a pain in the arse. Takes me ages.

I feel your pain bro.

[Benjamin]

LOL at the harbinger. :laugh:


I'm so confused by all this right now though. What's going on?

[Vicky.]

LOL at the harbinger. :laugh:


I'm so confused by all this right now though. What's going on?

They all hijacked my thread, so I moved it to c&g :p

[Glenn.]

Gravy is the worst to clean from a saucepan. Especially after it congeals around the edges :yuk:

[Vicky.]

Gravy is like a staple food in my diet :D

[Benjamin]

Gravy is a staple food? Do you prefer the powder or the little cube?

[rk3388]

I'll go for the first option in the poll

:rolleyes:

[Vicky.]

Powder. The cubes are too runny :sad:

[Glenn.]

I use both. Powder and cubes.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

since when has gravy been available in cube form

do you mean oxo?

[Novo]

:rolleyes:

http://www.vapersforum.com/images/smilies/costumed-smiley-091.gif

[Glenn.]

Oxo

[Kerry]

Cadbury's mini eggs are the best

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

thats not gravy thats stock D:

[Kerry]

Oh, we're onto gravy

[Glenn.]

My typos tonight have been shocking.

I'm really into chicken gravy at the minute.

[Kerry]

My typos tonight have been shocking.

I'm really into chicken gravy at the minute.

Lovely

Especially from KFC

[Glenn.]

The poll options are like a cheesy disco :joker:

[Novo]

HV9VzsXCFh4

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kfc beans :love: i dont know what they put in them but they are just different to normal beans

[Maia]

I will send £10 in the post to whoever adds "Mild Green Fairy Liquid" to the poll

[Glenn.]

Lovely

Especially from KFC

KFC Chicken Gravy is the best.:worship:

[Benjamin]

Why are we talking about gravy at 3:21am?

[Glenn.]

HV9VzsXCFh4

:joker:

[Maia]

Pink Fairy liquid isn't quite what I had in mind

[Benjamin]

'Niamh working' should be an option in that poll. ;)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

HV9VzsXCFh4

real talk i actually love this song :love:

[Vicky.]

Mollie is officially egg-ist and colour-ist

Who would have thought :suspect:

[Glenn.]

A colourist eggist. Mollie I'm appalled :hmph:

[Kate!]

This thread has now achieved legendary status in the world of Tibb. :D

are we not having Harry on the poll then? tut!

[King Gizzard]

Who's killing it with the votes

[InOne]

D:

[Kerry]

Why are we talking about gravy at 3:21am?

Because we can!!!!!!!!

[Benjamin]

Niamh terminating her face! PMSL!

[Vicky.]

Niamh terminating her face! PMSL!

0_o

[Benjamin]

Damn spell-check. :bored:

[Vicky.]

:joker:

Thought it may be wishful thinking or something :p

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gonna use that as an insult now

i hate you go terminate your face you ****ing bitch

[King Gizzard]

I can imagine Ben putting his palm in Niamhs face and ushering her away now

[Benjamin]

:joker:

Thought it may be wishful thinking or something :p

Lol, I wouldn't be that mean. :hugesmile:

gonna use that as an insult now

i hate you go terminate your face you ****ing bitch

LOL. I bet you are eagerly waiting for a moment in the BB section so you can use that now. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

I can imagine Ben putting his palm in Niamhs face and ushering her away now

:laugh3:


Please stop I have the silent giggles going on and it's hurting my ribs.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yeah like ive been waiting for somebody to say swagger so i can use

http://i.imgur.com/54GcW.gif

[King Gizzard]

Is Gary a still image in that gif or what

[Kerry]

Silent giggles are evil. Things come out of every hole

[Benjamin]

Is Gary a still image in that gif or what

Maybe he's conserving energy.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gary is so hot :love:

[Benjamin]

Silent giggles are evil. Things come out of every hole

:shocked:


Nothing has come out of any hole of mine!

[Vicky.]

Silent giggles are evil. Things come out of every hole

:eek:

Oh dear..

[King Gizzard]

Kerry. Just why

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Kerry]

errrm

[Benjamin]

Do you often soil yourself Kerry, just out of interest?

[Kerry]

:shocked:


Nothing has come out of any hole of mine!

Don't you lie! I bet you get snot giggles!

[Benjamin]

Don't you lie! I bet you get snot giggles!

My friend did it at work the other day whilst serving a table and it was dribbling down her chin. :laugh:

[Kerry]

Do you often soil yourself Kerry, just out of interest?

Only in the garden :evilgrin:

[Kerry]

My friend did it at work the other day whilst serving a table and it was dribbling down her chin. :laugh:

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

It was the same night she took a birthday cake to a table, started singing happy birthday and half way through they stopped her and said it wasn't anybody's birthday on the table. :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It was the same night she took a birthday cake to a table, started singing happy birthday and half way through they stopped her and said it wasn't anybody's birthday on the table. :laugh:

:laugh3:

[Kerry]

It was the same night she took a birthday cake to a table, started singing happy birthday and half way through they stopped her and said it wasn't anybody's birthday on the table. :laugh:

That's a really crap night at work :joker:

[Vicky.]

My friend did it at work the other day whilst serving a table and it was dribbling down her chin. :laugh:

It was the same night she took a birthday cake to a table, started singing happy birthday and half way through they stopped her and said it wasn't anybody's birthday on the table. :laugh:

Oh my god.

I would never have gone back :joker:

[Benjamin]

It was hilarious. We all pissed ourselves laughing. She'd misheard the barman. She thought he said it's for table 9, but he actually said it's for the table of nine.

She was so embarrassed, bless her. :laugh:

[Doogle]

Niamh working

[Black Dagger]

Pink fairy liquid, why pink? I've never seen Red or Purple around my parts, maybe I'm not looking properly because I'm male ;), but still definitely silly.

[Niamh.]

:suspect:

[Glenn.]

:laugh3: @ Harry's Internet Stutter being in the poll.

[Kate!]

Don't you lie! I bet you get snot giggles!

:joker:

I was using the computers in the public library a few weeks back, drinking coke and Niamh was being hilarious in a thread, the coke went down the wrong way, and came out of my nostrils, the old guy at the next computer got up and moved away in disgust, my shoulders were shaking cos I was trying to suppress the laughter, he gave me a look that clearly said what the hell is wrong with you.

:blush2::blush2:

[Benjamin]

:suspect:

:idc:

[Marc]

Niamh working

:suspect:

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

I think this poll might have been tampered with, can a mod look into it????????

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Ninastar]

I think this poll might have been tampered with, can a mod look into it????????
I'm.. I'm scared Shaun. Hold me!

[Shaun]

I'm not touching you. You've been playing with michael21. Wash your hands.

[Ninastar]

I did nothing of the kind :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[CharlieO]

Cashier number 3 please!!!

I knight this post as the best one in the thread. Be proud.

[Niamh.]

I did some work today you bastards :hmph:

[Niall]

I wanna see someone laminate their face now. That would be funny

[LemonJam]

:laugh:

[Black Dagger]

I did some work today you bastards :hmph:

Walking to the shop to get 'supplies' obviously is hard work... well done <3

[Doogle]

I did some work today you bastards :hmph:

(Y)

[Benjamin]

I did some work today you bastards :hmph:

Go terminate your face. :idc:

[Niall]

Go terminate your face. :idc:

*Laminate

[Marc]

I did some work today you bastards :hmph:

564,902 people find that strange.

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Shaun]

-has only just noticed the last option-

[Glenn.]

-has only just noticed the last option-

43 people agree.

You go Miss Sasha Fierce! :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

:laugh2:

I wonder if any of the BB only posters actually saw this before I moved it.

May explain why not many seem to have stuck around this year, you bunch o' crazy bastards :o

[Glenn.]

I think some may of seen it.

They must of taken one look at the poll then run for the hills. :laugh2:

[Maia]

Niamh actually doing work at work 564,902 95.15%



Holy mother of Christ

[HBB1508]

:joker: Niamh actually working at work now that is silly :joker:

[Vicky.]

:joker: Niamh actually working at work now that is silly :joker:

Niamh actually working is the silliest option on that list :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I've reported both of you for bullying :hmph: I was just having a coffee break when I spotted this

[HBB1508]

I've reported both of you for bullying :hmph: I was just having a coffee break when I spotted this

:bawling:

[Vicky.]

*bans Niamh for false reports*

Telling the truth...is not bullying :bored:

[Smithy]

niamh your life is one big coffee break :idc:

[HBB1508]

*bans Niamh for false reports*

Telling the truth...is not bullying :bored:

LOL I was just coming back to post the same thing but you beat me to it!!!

[Niamh.]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/filmgirl84/tumblr_lin2sxhV5M1qbunx5.gif

[Glenn.]

I would never be able to have a coffee break. I hate coffee :yuk:

[Benjamin]

niamh your life is one big coffee break :idc:

So true. :idc:

[Vicky.]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/filmgirl84/tumblr_lin2sxhV5M1qbunx5.gif

Thats failing for me :suspect: