If John's train is going 120mph and Bob's train is going 70mph

[Scarlett.]

Then what is the likelyhood they will both die a fiery death.

Give your awnser in percentages

[Jords]

3.14%

[Shaun]

puddi puddi?

[Benjamin]

27.67% for John
13.69% for Bob (as he's going slower and his man boobs could act as a cushion)

[Ramsay]

Well aren't we all a smart bunch?

[Pyramid*]

zero.

*electric trains . travelling on diff tracks/ diff directions*

[Benjamin]

zero.

*electric trains . travelling on diff tracks/ diff directions*

You forgot to equate into the calculation the likelihood of a leaf on the track and the impact that could have on the overall percentage...

[Scarlett.]

You forgot to equate into the calculation the likelihood of a leaf on the track and the impact that could have on the overall percentage...

Or the likelyhood of a cow taking a nap on the rail, which could send Bob's train off the tracks colliding into John's train.

[Benjamin]

Or the likelyhood of a cow taking a nap on the rail, which could send Bob's train off the tracks colliding into John's train.

Exactly!

[Pyramid*]

You forgot to equate into the calculation the likelihood of a leaf on the track and the impact that could have on the overall percentage...

Awwh FGS...... I live in Scotland, it's freezing up here...... it's ICE on the tracks at this time year. Pfft...... get with it!

[Benjamin]

Awwh FGS...... I live in Scotland, it's freezing up here...... it's ICE on the tracks at this time year. Pfft...... get with it!

Ice? You sure it's not a haggis on the track or perhaps a stray bagpipe? :tongue:

[Pyramid*]

Ice? You sure it's not a haggis on the track or perhaps a stray bagpipe? :tongue:

Come on to hell...... Haggis hibernate, you know that surely!!

And bagpipes all head up to Edinburgh Castle to get a good feeding, a good fattening up before the Tattoo on NYE.

Man... do you know nothing! *shakes head*

[Shaun]

Are they Coronation Street characters? 'Cos if so, 100.

[Maia]

I am partial to a fried egg or two

[Scarlett.]

Are they Coronation Street characters? 'Cos if so, 100.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Come on to hell...... Haggis hibernate, you know that surely!!

And bagpipes all head up to Edinburgh Castle to get a good feeding, a good fattening up before the Tattoo on NYE.

Man... do you know nothing! *shakes head*

Oh wonderful! I'll get to see the bagpipes when I'm in Edinburgh for new Year! :amazed:


And I didn't know haggis hibernate. I learn something new everyday.

[Glenn.]

I am partial to a fried egg or two

:laugh2: